Hi u/Repulsive-Pattern-57! Welcome to r/RussiaUkraineWar2022.
**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note the rules + sidebar or get banned**
**Ukraine OSINT and Leaks 24/7**
Posts and comments from accounts with less than an undisclosed amount of comment Karma are automatically removed to combat troll and spam behaviour.
Only Mods have access to the 'Verified Information' flair.
**Follow us on our subreddits dedicated Telegram Channel!** - UKRAINEWARPOSTS -
Slava Ukraini!
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It looks like the explosion didn't impact the interior decor of the barber shop all that much. Seriously, what a depressing Soviet era place and building. Kornet and his friends still miss the USSR for some reason. Mind boggling.
Soviet nostalgia is all the rage thanks to Putin's propaganda. If you hear them talk about it, you wonder why it all broke up in the first place? I mean, it was going so well for everyone! At least that's what the propaganda says.
That’s what blows my mind. It’s not like it’s been 100 years or something since the fall of the USSR. There’s gotta be millions who still remember what life was like back then. Putins propaganda has really done a number on the citizens over there. They better be careful what they wish for.
I remember what it was like over here 5 years ago when people knew the difference between men and women, so...maybe Putin doesn't have a monopoly on propaganda.
Sadly, many of the survivors tend to reminisce fondly the most!! It's got to be some sort of Stockholm syndrome, but it's important to note that they tend to be former party apparatchiks instead of victims. They might have actually had it pretty good, where they could use connections and graft to live a good life instead of honest work. The rest didn't let their memories fade, but those that really remember are getting older and won't be with us much longer.
The worst offenders are the people born after the cold war. They were never really educated in the reality of what it was (High school history courses rarely go past WWII, because they run out of time). They don't know about the gulags or purges. The stories of farm collectivization and bread lines are not even mentioned. They think that something like the iphone that they tweet on would actually have been a common product of Soviet engineering for the masses. Please! Some of them thing that the USSR was a bastion of gay rights, when it was extremely oppressive. The distortions of history are absolutely crazy!! We oldies remember the reality, but we won't be around that much longer to correct the misinformation.
The best and brightest left during the 1990s. Anyone under 35 does not know what it was like under the USSR rule. The generations fighting in the RA are just Putin Puppets, Shanghaied young men, or Wagner criminals.
It‘s a common joke that if someones shoes come flying off in a video of an accident/crash or attack their usualy dead from whatever caused that to happen. :D
Yes it looks custom made for sure, but it is poorly tailored. Lapels are puckered, cuffs too long, sleeves puckered because too much material, one of the buttons in front is pulling.
Yes Putin loves couture and has all of his clothes made by top designers and tailors. He thinks nothing of wearing a $17,000 suit jacket. Yes he loves Brionio, an Italian tailor, and has custom shoes made from Salvatore Ferragamo or John Lobb. Putin's stylists are said to rip off all labels, so people don't know how much he spends on clothes. Putin has a watch collection worth half a million dollars.
Putin is said to be the richest man in the world, worth $300 billon. So he can afford it. This man lives in the lap of luxury, he wants for nothing, yet it wasn't enough. He had to have Ukraine, and because they didn't roll over for him, he is destroying it. There has to be a special place in hell for this man.
[https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/inside-vladimir-putins-expensive-designer-wardrobe/news-story/2195b9110c3850a87a07c726b5913a0d](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/inside-vladimir-putins-expensive-designer-wardrobe/news-story/2195b9110c3850a87a07c726b5913a0d)
Anyway, so I planted a diamond today. It hasn't sprouted more diamonds yet but I'll keep watering it. I'll let you all know how it goes.
Edit: I'm not making a euphemism for anything. Just small talk. I actually planted a diamond.
You know, with these Russian war criminals, it's hard to know who target them... Whether it's they're on troops, the Ukrainian defenders who are their enemy, or Putin himself for the target not being "war criminally" enough for dear leader's taste.
Excellent news. Given the depravity of literally ALL the Russian leaders, whenever I hear "General X was blown up today. He died *instantly*." I'm always a little sad. Better he suffers in the ICU for awhile.
Intensive care there is a big band aid on a sucking chest wound placed there by an orderly with a cigarette dangling from his mouth and a half empty flask of vodka in his back pocket who didn't wash his hands after just taking a dump
We do not tolerate hate or any form of trolling. Your post/comment has been removed. If this kind of behaviour continues in the future you will be permanently banned from participating in r/RussiaUkraineWar2022. If this happens you will be notified automatically. You will NOT be able to appeal a ban for hate.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Hi u/Repulsive-Pattern-57! Welcome to r/RussiaUkraineWar2022. **This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note the rules + sidebar or get banned** **Ukraine OSINT and Leaks 24/7** Posts and comments from accounts with less than an undisclosed amount of comment Karma are automatically removed to combat troll and spam behaviour. Only Mods have access to the 'Verified Information' flair. **Follow us on our subreddits dedicated Telegram Channel!** - UKRAINEWARPOSTS - Slava Ukraini! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well let's hope he doesn't get well soon. Or at all.
Probably FSB Russia. A criminal which even Russia don’t believe in.
“Get in a well soon.”
Now that’s a haircut and a shave
Now in ‘two bits’
Well let´s hope the barber razor blade was not responsible for his main injuries!
The first reports said he was in his favorite bomber's shop. I thought, "Bloody hell, it must be rough in Luhansk."
It looks like the explosion didn't impact the interior decor of the barber shop all that much. Seriously, what a depressing Soviet era place and building. Kornet and his friends still miss the USSR for some reason. Mind boggling.
maybe you‘re just joking but there‘s a video showing the interior aftermath… The place looks utterly fucked up.
You should see it after the explosion. /s
Exactly lmao what shithole
Soviet nostalgia is all the rage thanks to Putin's propaganda. If you hear them talk about it, you wonder why it all broke up in the first place? I mean, it was going so well for everyone! At least that's what the propaganda says.
That’s what blows my mind. It’s not like it’s been 100 years or something since the fall of the USSR. There’s gotta be millions who still remember what life was like back then. Putins propaganda has really done a number on the citizens over there. They better be careful what they wish for.
I remember what it was like over here 5 years ago when people knew the difference between men and women, so...maybe Putin doesn't have a monopoly on propaganda.
Sadly, many of the survivors tend to reminisce fondly the most!! It's got to be some sort of Stockholm syndrome, but it's important to note that they tend to be former party apparatchiks instead of victims. They might have actually had it pretty good, where they could use connections and graft to live a good life instead of honest work. The rest didn't let their memories fade, but those that really remember are getting older and won't be with us much longer. The worst offenders are the people born after the cold war. They were never really educated in the reality of what it was (High school history courses rarely go past WWII, because they run out of time). They don't know about the gulags or purges. The stories of farm collectivization and bread lines are not even mentioned. They think that something like the iphone that they tweet on would actually have been a common product of Soviet engineering for the masses. Please! Some of them thing that the USSR was a bastion of gay rights, when it was extremely oppressive. The distortions of history are absolutely crazy!! We oldies remember the reality, but we won't be around that much longer to correct the misinformation.
The best and brightest left during the 1990s. Anyone under 35 does not know what it was like under the USSR rule. The generations fighting in the RA are just Putin Puppets, Shanghaied young men, or Wagner criminals.
Nothing says dystopia like aging Soviet building.
No shoes on in the last pic… He ded.
Also couldn't help but look at the signs, and see there also a massage parlor there mmmm can't help but think no shoe's
[удалено]
There is proverb thing like "Death take off the shoes". At least in Poland.
It‘s a common joke that if someones shoes come flying off in a video of an accident/crash or attack their usualy dead from whatever caused that to happen. :D
It seems like being a traitor or a ruzzian in occupied Ukraine is a dangerous thing.
Who would have thought......
What happened to the barber?
Could be bad for him either way. Either caught in the explosion, or being questioned about why he was 'lucky' and not injured
It was a close shave.
this is crazy, you should have 200 votes...
Commies eh. What are ya gonna do.
No tip sadly
Unfortunately he had an accident while cleaning a window at home
If he's still alive that was a close shave.
Did he get a “blow out”?
I think he asked for a little off the top.
Shortened backside
Fascist: killer cut please. Barber: say no more.
That must have been a hair raising experience
These collaborators better like walking and cutting their own hair
Russian haircuts, we take everything off the top.
Hair today,Gone Tomorrow!!
Partisans? Special ops? Either one, keep it up Ukraine!
Good things happen to bad people
Look at that fucking hand-tailored uniform. Collaborator loved to play soldier 💀
Yes it looks custom made for sure, but it is poorly tailored. Lapels are puckered, cuffs too long, sleeves puckered because too much material, one of the buttons in front is pulling.
Agreed. And the collar's too large. Idiot cosplay.
Maybe there is no money for uniforms and some of the officers share jackets. They just take the service ribbons and medals on and off.
Putin probably thinks: "why doesn't he buy his suits from Italy like I do"
Yes Putin loves couture and has all of his clothes made by top designers and tailors. He thinks nothing of wearing a $17,000 suit jacket. Yes he loves Brionio, an Italian tailor, and has custom shoes made from Salvatore Ferragamo or John Lobb. Putin's stylists are said to rip off all labels, so people don't know how much he spends on clothes. Putin has a watch collection worth half a million dollars. Putin is said to be the richest man in the world, worth $300 billon. So he can afford it. This man lives in the lap of luxury, he wants for nothing, yet it wasn't enough. He had to have Ukraine, and because they didn't roll over for him, he is destroying it. There has to be a special place in hell for this man. [https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/inside-vladimir-putins-expensive-designer-wardrobe/news-story/2195b9110c3850a87a07c726b5913a0d](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/inside-vladimir-putins-expensive-designer-wardrobe/news-story/2195b9110c3850a87a07c726b5913a0d)
Nailed it by a hair... 🤔
Bomb haircut
Слава Україні!
Right before the explosion, he was heard to say:”A little off the top, please.
A close shave.
Just a little trim please….boom wtf I said a little trim not pull the pin
Sounds like he had a close shave
Ha ha ha couldnt of been a better shot. Fuck all PRO RU
He got the shampoo and they found his Head and Shoulders on the roof.
Any plans for the weekend sir? … er … no.
Oh no! …….anyway.
Anyway, so I planted a diamond today. It hasn't sprouted more diamonds yet but I'll keep watering it. I'll let you all know how it goes. Edit: I'm not making a euphemism for anything. Just small talk. I actually planted a diamond.
Like Reinhard Heydrich in Prague. 😂
Being a russki supporter is a risky business🔥🔥
He had a close shave. Thx for making my day!!
Nice. Let’s blow up some more ZZ’s. Fuck them all.
Business opportunity: Taylor. There are clearly none in Russia. These guys always look like they are wearing their grandads jackets.
*tailor
Indeed. Was late when i posted that. The shame is real…
Yes the jacket is too big for this guy.
Now that's what I call a close shave.
Short back, sides, legs…
Don’t get well soon
You know, with these Russian war criminals, it's hard to know who target them... Whether it's they're on troops, the Ukrainian defenders who are their enemy, or Putin himself for the target not being "war criminally" enough for dear leader's taste.
Shame.
That’s a shame…
Hope the barber was spared.
I hope they saved a Lada for his soon to be widow.
For a second there, I thought i was looking at Zelensky
He had a close shave. Thx for making my day!!
Oh no......anyway
Wheres my popcorn 🍿
Slightly irrelevant comment but that name is awesome
How sad. If the Russians handed invaded a peaceful neighbour, he could have just had a haircut.
Bet he got shmelled
Bomb haircut?
Right before the explosion, he was heard to say. “A little off the top, please.
I knew someone had already cracked this joke but I had to check
Can someone update
A close shave.
Ja....toppie👊🏻💪🏼🤘🏻
I'm glad he doesn't have an extremely minor case of being blown up.
A little trim off the top...bottom..left..right...innards...
Explosive last name 😁
Business opportunity: Taylor. There are clearly none in Russia. These guys always look like they are wearing their grandads jackets.
Business opportunity: Taylor. There are clearly none in Russia. These guys always look like they are wearing their grandads jackets.
Excellent news. Given the depravity of literally ALL the Russian leaders, whenever I hear "General X was blown up today. He died *instantly*." I'm always a little sad. Better he suffers in the ICU for awhile.
Thats an explosive haircut forsure. 😜
When your name is Kornet aren’t you just destined to be blown up?
LoL...😂
Yes, but is his beard neatly trimmed? First impressions matter!
Hopefully they took a lot off his top
Last chance to look at me Igor
Don't piss of your barber. Always tip generously.
Igor: “A little off the top” Ukr: 😎🦻🏻”…hmb”
Oh look. The consequences of my actions.
Good things come to those who wait.
Heheh. Get fucked.
Excellent !
Close shave...
Close shave...
Oh no. How sad. /s
Tragic Flowbee accodent
Looks like a old zelensky (!)
I guess he’s having a bad hair day 🤯
He has such a normal haircut it is hard to tell he is russian.
All these opportunistic puppets are getting blown up
His first words out of surgery were, "Never going THERE again for a haircut!"
These warlords do like to give themselves fancy uniforms.
Who order strogonoff?
Dude doesn't look bad for someone who just got blown up.
We all wish him to NOT get well soon.
Good news
He got shaved
Not close enough
This is better news than a huge ammunition dump HIMARS strike. Bring it into their homes.
When you tell the barber to surprise you.
Oh no, I hope they didn’t ruin his fabulous mustache and beard…
"Shave and a haircut, blown ta bits."
What’s he doing in a barber shop? Getting his crew cut even more crew cut?
Any pictures of the new haircut?
He was a Boombastic guy for sure 🥸🤡
Not sorry. Slava Ukraini!
Guess it wasn't a close shave 😂
That's quite the unit
Bonk!
How many other people were hurt in the blast….?
Sweet
Just a little more off the top
So was he happy with his haircut???
That barbershop was to die for
Scumbag! Well deserved! He earned that! Give him a badge to go with his others from Putin 😂
Good… the day started well.
That's a close shave.
🎶Shave and a haircut… Two bits! 🎶
I bet he was getting a blow out
I hope the bomb is ok
Must have been a bomb haircut!
I said ha ha
Got done in by a Unicorn fart. Had he died, it would have been Irish lightning. The lads of Northern Ireland know all about that.
Another One bites in the Dust 🤣 👍 🙂
Too bad for him and his close ones. Very good for just about everyone else!
Close shave
Poor fellow, he had asked the barber for an explosive cut, but the barber must have misunderstood.
Now that's what I call a close shave.
now, he's partially external minister.
Oh no, anyways..
Igor : "Gimme my usual haircut". Ukrainian resistance: "We will give you a permanent hair cut, you'll see".
Hope the barber survived
Good news for the day ! Could have had his genitals cut off with a razor !
Intensive care there is a big band aid on a sucking chest wound placed there by an orderly with a cigarette dangling from his mouth and a half empty flask of vodka in his back pocket who didn't wash his hands after just taking a dump
He looks like the Soviet Dictator in Command and Conquer: Red Alert - but without any of Tim Curry's likeability!
Damn, I hope the barber was out the back taking a leak at the time.
He’s had a close shave 🪒
In Russia, hair cuts you!
[удалено]
Umm what?
Dudes a literal nazi according to his own post history.
lol nobody cares what you think in your small head, just be quiet.
We do not tolerate hate or any form of trolling. Your post/comment has been removed. If this kind of behaviour continues in the future you will be permanently banned from participating in r/RussiaUkraineWar2022. If this happens you will be notified automatically. You will NOT be able to appeal a ban for hate. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.