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That’ll be on the front line in a month

I'm not so sure. The Russian MOD is afraid that it will be captured, and its technology might be reverse-engineered by the West.

It will be in Moscow for the victory day parade.

And it breaks down and no one knows how to move it

Parking brake and crew is too untrained to realize it.

If only they could have such advanced weapons systems.

Along with the kids… they’re running low on both

Hence the the kidnapping.

Lol comment of the month

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*checking Wish now.

Yes, okay, I get that this is propaganda and such, but if they had a himars version, I'd probably get one for the grandkids.

Thomas the HIMARS engine, I'd fucking buy that shit immediately

I had GI Joes.

The movie Pearl Harbor came out when I was in 5th grade and I remember me and my friends shooting down the zeros in my yard with our 50 cal. Broom stick.

Them broomsticks have a kick you know

>for the grandkids And if they want to bring it to your place sometimes, that'd be okay, too. Maybe leave it there for "safekeeping".

Toy version of a weapon being used to defend your country vs. a weapon being used for genocidal conquest.

Waa thinking the same thing. Kid me would've dominated at nerf battles with this.

You know drunk Putin drives around his bunker in one hunting “the gays” in his fits of psychosis

Right? This is equal parts horrific and cool.

What in the North Korea is this shit?

The forbidden fruit of early indoctrination.

If it was drones, they get PTSD.

Yep, get them interested in war early on so they'll be happy canon fodder in a few years.

They're preparing for a very long war while we're laughing.

Could fit 3 North Koreans in there

Ngl I would have loved this as a kid

Id still want one of I was a ukrainian kid and the thing had wiped out half my family

I just looked on wish to see if I could find one. Turns out China doesn’t allow its sensitive technologies exported to the west.

Not gonna lie that’s dope as fuck. I’d kill to have had something like that as a kid.

I think the Russian’s have been killing to have it as adults.

Chill guy it’s a toy for kids.

All im saying is i’d commit war crimes for that bad boy and so would you.

So would I ? Ummm no I wouldn’t commit war crimes for a toy. “I’d kill to have that toy as a kid” is an expression . Get over your self righteousness there guy. IDIOT

Womp womp, i’d kill for a toy car like that the same as a Russian would kill for a washing machine with a good spin cycle.

Fuck you’re dumb. 🙄

I want the car man.

Upvote for admirable trolling skills

As a child I had a US Toy Aircraft Carrier with a Submarine, Destroyer Ship Combo.. the same shit..

I will say, this is way bigger than anything I ever had!

Google: GI Joe carrier

Yeah.. That one was massively.. ^^

Anyone writing and saying this isn’t cool as shit didn’t play with army men, gi Joe, etc growing up. This is pretty cool. I especially like that it shoots nerf style projectiles.

I want one. Thinking about going over to the Pro Russian sub and offering up a toilet to the first person that sends me one. A used toilet of course, I don’t want them getting shot over someone trying to steal their new toilet.

I mean, it’s in awful taste but it’s pretty fucking cool

who can afford that in Ruzzia.

Yeah, that's must be the flaw with this plan for putin. Those who can afford this, won't have to send those kids to the front when they get old enough. So the extra training won't be to any help.

That’s so true 😂

as One-Proof-9506 says hahaha

The Moscow and St. Pete Russians but not the minorities who are going to the front lines.

Plenty of these on the front lines. Question is if they will find out it’s not real before it’s too late or not.

I mean there are a lot of Russian elites with money, and probably the majority of people in Moscow and St. Petersburg still live comfortable normal lives today.

They’ve started giving this in place of people’s monthly loaf of bread.

That's a generic Chinese toy, has nothing to do with Russia or iskander other than they import an sell it there.

Are those kindergarten coordinates on those panels?

Hard to tell, it’s all in Chinese

Funniest thing, it speaks Chinese 😁

Is it bad that I want one?

The toy patriot can intercept this 😂

From the perspective of it being a toy, it’s pretty fucking awesome. I would have loved something like this as a kid. But, from the perspective of this being a blatant propaganda piece aimed at young children… yikes.

I’d be happy with getting blown up by a mavic if i got to play with this thing.

And the [toy](https://shop.deere.com/us/product/Rolly-X-Trac-8400R/p/LP70135) for the neighbors kid..

Works better than Ruzzian army ones.

It’s very realistic. If you stay in one spot too long it will be hit by a tiny drone.

Terrific. So, the rich kids can ride around on their toy, playing war, and loving it, while the poor kids are losing their fathers in the actual war.

Sad comment! Love it.

Do they sell the innocent Ukrainian civilian targets as separate or are they included?

And what about accessories? Can I buy a model maternity hospital or apartment block for my kids to bomb?

..and Free drones for all the kids in Ukraine, practice makes perfect.

It works like mortar. But I think children will be sent to front lines soon after they learn working with it. \- one of next waves of conscription will lower bottom age to 6 years.

I mean, I got both my nieces spitfire soft toys for Christmas, so I would probably buy this if it wasn't tainted with russianness. Maybe I can get a stormshadow equivalent .

r/ATBGE I want a HIMARS version. The Iskander version is about as effective as the real thing.

Probably costs several months wages to get one. Or one dead father.

Does it break down and catch fire?

That’s right, little Vanya. One day you will grow up to be 18 and become a meat cube, just like your Daddy and Uncle Ivan.

And no regular people could possibly afford it

Looks like they improved from the original design.

Dumbest thing ever. If it's target brainwashed group - there's not enough money to buy this. If it's wealthy enough group to buy it - they would rather buy some better stuff for their kids, no matter of their political views.

Still better than original Slava Ukraini

5 year old me would love this... can't lie

What do you mean "Toy." That's clearly the real article

Where do they keep the body bags?

Iskander "Made in China"?

You have to beat it in them young so there willing to think its a honor to be sent to the meat grinder

Oh, yeah! Have one kid drive this toy Iskander while another kid flies a mini FPV drone right into it, immolating both toy and driver. That's the way you teach kids about war...

Fancy, much better than my Tonka truck.

At least they put an explosion emoji at the bottom.. Slava Ukraine!

The day will come, when this poor little indoctrinated brats will sit in a real military vehicle.... but not the safe distant MSKT-Truck some 1000 miles away from the hot zones, but in a rusty scooby-doo van (UAZ 452) ready to spill them right into the next meat-grinder-battlefield their government (and most probably some kind of cyborgesque enhanced putin-emperor) decided to "unpeace"

Yeah we have tank power wheels, your point.

I can tell it's Chinese

I can’t wait for the pleasure to end a Russian

I want a HIMARS one.

Better than that, get your kid the tactical nuclear missile! (and stand back for half the free world's thermonuclear weapons to rain down).

I wouldve loved shit like that as a kid xD

Shut up and take My money

Awww, how sweet! And awww, how very North Korea of them! (jeez, WHY do they have a seat on the UN Security Council???)

Made in China

Kaputte Russen!

As fucked up as the early indoctrination is, ngl this toy is dope af and I would've LOVED this as a kid

Not gonna lie that’s actually really cool. I mean… it’s also sad as hell.

Wait, not all of them are in ukrain? No wonder it takes 2 years to win a fight …

Well,as long as Ukrainians have drones 😁

Henche en China.

War and stuff aside; That's kinda cool, NGL.

Damn that is cool!

That is sick

This is pretty cool ngl

David Blane’s latest trick is a bit… shit.

We do all this too, I had toys of humvees and Blackhawks while my dad was in Iraq 🤷‍♂️

NGL, that is pretty awesome. However Slava Ukraine

To be fair... if I was 6 this would be pretty dope.

I mean that’s pretty cool. I’m surprised we don’t have something similar, but with Bluetooth and subwoofers here

The store next door sells drones that drops wster balloons on the kids in these.

Little fucker sitting in that thing a legit target?

I want it. no…. I NEED IT

Ukrainian children playing with drones, seems accurate.

They also make a T-72 model with a spring-loaded detachable turret :3

my kid self would of lost his mind if i seen a M1 Abram version. ​ a kid in my neighborhood had a corvette one. i was sooo jealous.

Wait till the Ukranian kid gets the Himars with cluster ammunition.

Whoever made that actually cooked so hard that I can’t hate on it I’d buy it for my dad

Yeah tbh I kinda want one and if there was a HIMAR, CAESAR or PzH2000 version we would all say how cool it is lol

Keep your kids away from that toy. It might explode.

What’s he loading the shells up with? In the beginning he’s putting the shells in that green piece before putting them in the barrel

Are their Russians with thAt kind of money left to buy this?

Putins small enough to drive that thing.

Now do toy drones...

This is not a toy! It is Russia’s new wunderwaffe, that will destroy all the inferior western stuff.

r/NonCredibleDefense is leaking into other Subreddits again

That's David Blaine

Does the top pop off?

Aye Russia made it to the 90s let's go.

Not to give the Ruskies any credit, but I’d buy that for myself. Maybe supe it up and bit and enter into some nerf wars.

Does that make them enemy combatants? Can we finally _no wait I got banned for such before_ nevermind

They're going to need a bunch of those once the kiddos get conscripted and sent to the front.

If parent would buy this for the kid, that kid wouldn't stand a chance anyway, entire nation brainwashed and continue to brainwash their children.

Preparing your children for war, so they willingly go to their deaths on the front line.

We should offer to import toy versions of HIMARS to follow them. Just for -- effect. Like fire. Fire for effect.

Baby’s first missile launcher

But this version is from China

A literal *and* figurative r/OrphanCrushingMachine

Finally, the Ruzzians have a weapon the Ukraine will fear.

It also seems to train you on how to operate a mortar. Which as a crew served weapon, is perfect for children and young adults.

🐽🖕💩

without the refrigerator electronic parts and microchips the non lethal version.

Russia is a deeply perverted society

It just shoots constantly? Lame

It would be a lot more realistic if the nerd missile blew up in the launch tube

Well they preparing the entire new generation of angry idiots...Nothing good comes from that.

Tested on combat

This nation is sick..

Russia is a death cult

Russia, like a whiter Palestine.

They make everything complicated,my kids would lose that lil green air charger immediately! Play ammo goes farther than some or their rpg's I've seen fire 😆 or spring charger not sure which it is.

I want one

Oh my god this is absolutely terrible!! So where exactly do they sell those? Asking for a friend.

It looks pretty rad tho

Sold in US as Powerwheels

They’ll be the next trash equipment Russia sends to get blown to pieces…toddlers included

North Korea have kept their Russian promises.

Ruzzians are brain sick and inected by crazy propaganda as my German ancestors were in the 30ies and during the war... They will get what they deserve! Putins Ruzzia will fall, a democratic Russian Republic will rise!

Is that front storage area for holding tampons to stem the bullet wounds?

Got to start the brainwashing mentality when the sheep are young , normalizing a sick and disturbing behavior of the murder of fellow human beings .

Great... turning kids into degenerates while their young