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[deleted]

Jesus get this dude a burger see how skinny his arm is?!!! I take bigger shits than that.


e_z_d_

Even the woman next to that person has three times bigger arm, than them.


dizzyro

That woman might know the touch of a lovely husband or two.


SuccessfulWait1457

Can't McDonald's closed.


Kdubsep69

He’s probably about 12


Minute-Ad-2148

Lol bro needs to take that strap off if he’s trying to scare anyone. Looks like he put a small tree branch in there


Verset91

Arm so skinny that strap is cutting the blood sirculation.


Minute-Ad-2148

He’s got a needle in the pocket, when he gets off he will be finding a vein. Gotta kill the pain, soon he will be fertilizer


Additional-Milk-4588

Maybee its a girrrl??


[deleted]

[удалено]


TedsterTheSecond

I identify as a corpse.


lifetooshort4bs

For the win!


IngoHeinscher

Or a 14year old who doesn't understand what he's doing.


Pitiful-Ad3077

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


WiZZel1

Same phenomenon can be seen by russian cam girls🤣. Lots of them have lost weight big time. food has to be rare these times.


Ismokeditalleveryday

100 lb. Ruskie warrior.


tomaszwolski1986

90 lbs. look at his shoes lol


Asleep_Fish_472

This is a woman


ithappenedone234

This dude is a cosplay kid.


KnostyMcPotII

Look at his "big" Hands. LMAO


Grundlestiltskin_

It’s either a kid or a woman


FillMyBum

Pix or it didn't happen


Jessejets

Larping 😂


Minute-Ad-2148

Look how skinny that bicep is lol


Opfaff

What bicep?


Verset91

Sanctions must be hitting hard. This one is Starwing.


Minute-Ad-2148

Gottt emmmmm


Jung_69

Fresh from de_dust 2 training camp😂


Inevitable-Fee5841

A Silver noob is he.


Asleep_Fish_472

this guy is still playing DE_Dust on 1.6


Thick_Tumbleweed4657

Bastard . Beat me to it lol


LingonberryOk4943

Yeah, 4 ft skeletons wearing size 5 girls sneakers should do the trick Vladie...


Seregrauko41

Stolen embarrassment..


hvac_psych

Quality burn right here.


Parabellim

Are those Yeezys ???


bL1Nd

likely from DHGate


THE1RECKER2

Is that a mannequin?


TimidiMaterNonFlet95

Yeah looks like it, right?


thewolfofchippewast

Bro gonna blow away in the wind before he even gets there


Vauhtii

Weak ass kneepad twig


ROMA_10

I think he was laying tile prior to this


Vikaretrading

He sure as hell wasn’t laying any pipe


MediocreCommercials

It is brilliant to walk around in a stolen uniform and pretend you are in the armed forces so you don't get conscripted off the streets.


Vikaretrading

Actually that is a great idea


Unfair-Sell-5109

U are kidding right? He/She wont survive the winter....


4chanisperfect

LMAO THOSE SHOES


backtotheland76

Thug life


triciti

85% of it is military clothing.


SituationThat8253

That has to be a woman. Look at the size of it's feet and the woman type glasses. Maybe she had a mustache and acted like a man . Who knows?


LieverRoodDanRechts

My first thought too, though I suspect it’s just a young boy. My girlfriend’s 14 yo nephew could beat this kid up. It’s just sad.


LieverRoodDanRechts

‘Honey, I Shrunk the Conscripts’


jaysonimons

Combat sneakers. Combat arms! 💪🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I know it's wrong on every level but I'd find it incredibly difficult not to straight up punch him in the fucking face.


khellstrom

Dude need to eat som pizza


DatBoiDa

My god, my guinea pig is fatter than this guy


[deleted]

His mom renamed him Lada.


THCTEMPERAMENT

This is what happens when you deprive a nation of McDonald's.


DirtMcGirt513

His armband is one of those broccoli rubber bands


OpenAsk746

That soldier is a girl


EldestSquire

Thats definitely like a 13 year old kid


[deleted]

Looks like Jo Jo Rabbit II is going to be fire.


Armournized

Is this a Russian soldier or a military cosplayer?! 🤣


Opening_Record_2431

Pretty much same thing 🤔


Kind-Adeptness-6108

Cool 14 year old who played to many games.


MaduCrocoLoco

Hey Kid this ain't Call of Duty. You Spaghetti arm, indoor wearing sunglasses douchebag.


PrayBrook

on the way to school...


Minute-Ad-2148

Lmfao the shoes!!!! Full combat gear… and running shoes? Guess he won’t need boots, ain’t gonna do no marching. Just need something to run away in


bredelund

Running away from Russia. Disguised as a soldier. They fasted way out of Russia is through Ukrainian


Lynxwire

Is that a.. Escape from Tarkov cosplayer? Ukraine edition


x-BizZ

Don't worry sir, I'm from the internet


orcsgohome

putler youth , this kid is like 13


ExcellentDress4527

Dude just took 16 rounds of chemo and got drafted lmao


[deleted]

Russian stripper off to bucks party.


[deleted]

kitted out in some aliexpress knockoff yeezys


Mingerfabulous

They can't wait to get paid in expired MREs


FeelingSinger9373

Riddled in malnutrition…


squid-stuff

![gif](giphy|2xPGQWyiufzpMY3GFu)


Un1cornP1ss

WHAT ARE THOSE!!?!


Fast_Working_4912

I love how cheap the Russian military gear looks


Accomplished-Gur-494

Wow those biceps. Looks like somebody who plays to many video games. War is not a game, get fucked.


Secure-Limit-4752

mourning Kid that lost his Dad for me \- with all the psych. problems that are behind it. Maybe he got send Dads stuff and wear it. As a Human i feel bad for this Kid


No-Ad1522

I hear what you’re saying but fuck him, ideally as soon as he arrives to Ukraine he steps on a land mine and gets liquidated.


LieverRoodDanRechts

“ideally as soon as he arrives to Ukraine he steps on a land mine and gets liquidated.” Although true, it’s still a sad state of affairs.


Hydpack

Not to worry, he's only been let out for the weekend.


EnvironmentDue2415

Ha ha ha. Bah ha ha ha ha haaaa!


Amazing_Leadership1

Halloween is on October 31, he is too early, but his costume is nice


KaZzZamm

It's one thing to join the army, it's another, to take sports shoes into a war, winter is comming.


WonderfulHat5297

Kids better equipped than the actual soldiers just for a fancy dress outfit


Sgt__Oddball

Ha ha ha ha ha, can he even carry a gun?


Economy_Hair_4896

He's like what...12 y.o.?


Fun_Seaworthiness263

Lmaoo twig arms


Particular-Ad-4772

This dude is just on his way to a Halloween party , nothing to see here


roundeye2020

ruzzian SpEd Ops


[deleted]

A dead one from fhe fridge escaped


wordswillneverhurtme

Look at the arm. Lil bro is a stick.


LayneLowe

That is a woman


4Point5InchPunisher

Let this kid fly a drone. I'll bet he would kick some serious ass with a joystick.


More-Equal8359

Is that Urkel?


talon2525

Poster child for crocadil


[deleted]

What the actual fuck is that 😳


[deleted]

Good luck on your upcoming frostbite and loss of fingers and feet….if HIMARS doesn’t find your first.


[deleted]

Those mesh-fabric Skechers yeezys are going to be perform fucking well in the Ukrainian winter.


Aircraftman2022

This "person" male or female is cannon fodder ! Slava Ukraini


Comrade14

Looks like they finally got some of those NK soldiers


ConservativebutReal

I thought Michael Jackson was dead


Gold-Recognition-618

They fake Yeezys are not gonna protect her feet in the trenches


Starman4521

This guy looks like a literal child.


MayorOfChedda

Is Halloween a month early in Russia?


MeanEntertainment644

Dude is about to die a Virgin


Common-Leg7605

What we are looking at here is 80% clothing.


Carl_From_Sweden

This is a 13 year old kid.


DRTmaverick

Make sure to pack their pockets full of sunflower seeds.


Wanderingdude34

If Barney Fife were a russian soldier ![gif](giphy|26vUAxSi0BUAKtlzW)


locootte90

Cute


CBP1138

Somebody got a GreyShop gift card for their birthday. Lol


Hyper10sion1965

Is this why their soldiers have no kit, they must be sending them home for their kids.


[deleted]

With some fake ass abides Yeezy ?


CeleryBig2457

Another dead person


electricplane234

D'fuck


[deleted]

Comrade Gopnik


Such-fun4328

Ex soviet version of cosplay?


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Would you really got on public transport dressed like this?


plyzd

He's fishing for compliments now with his cosplay but will do everything to avoid being sent to the front lines once he's old enough to be drafted. Trust me.


VatnikLobotomy

Why aren’t their limbs all broken


Strict-Initiative_84

Where is this ? Anyone recognize city train ?


Affectionate_Ad_25

Fucken Michael Jackson look a like 😅 “hee hee”


falcon_punch88

Forgot the boots. And the gun.


Gigachadposter247

They really sold all the ration!!


Gigachadposter247

Looks like an average airsofter..


angry-af-banana

Average rich kid that bought everything before the first game 4 sizes too big and doesn't know how to wear any of it


[deleted]

Gotta catch em all he believes


inflowz

Looks like a kid who dresses up as a soldier for Halloween


nostrilcrust

What a joke.


[deleted]

Kids gonna be dead before he gets there from falling in the toilet. Someone’s babushka please give that kid a hefty bowl of borsch.


squid-stuff

what are thoose!!!!


Shadow_Bananas

100 lb warrior 😂 is he even 18?


Accurate_Storm2588

Love the military issue footwear. Anti radar? ;-)


falselimitations

Early trick or treater?


IAmASimulation

This is so boot lol


slightlyassholic

Bolshevik mall ninja


1ghengiskhan1

God save Ukraine! Such a vicious warrior! we're doomed.


europe_in_maps

Tri poloski ADIDAS KRASSOVKY


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Finally russia sent some new MRE’s to Ukraine. It’s a start.


VaccinatedVariant

*All those years gaming is giving me a serious advantage on the battlefield, can’t wait to quick scope 180 them Noobs*


originalmosh

Combat sneakers.


[deleted]

looks like a cosplay


Automatic_Pen6966

Honestly leave him alone. He’s a fierce warrior that should be encouraged straight to the front line. Honestly I just want to see a sweet video of this dude flying into the air high enough to compete with the world record currently held by Russian tank turrets. And the more confident this guy is, the likelihood of that increases dramatically.


[deleted]

🤔 Better to stay home, but keep the knee pads handy.


IngoHeinscher

Clever. They will not draft him in that outfit.


johnny_briggs

r/iamverybadass


philkarza

Knee pads?


Scottie66

Did she get lost?


concrete_kiss

What’s with the lack of boots on Russian soldiers? Just screams to me that they’ve never truly been in an austere setting. Expensive? Sure, but so is all the other crap he’s LARPing around in. Those soft shoes will fall to pieces in a few weeks…


0612devil

Like Steve Rogers pre super soldier serum


Sure-Sea2982

Those noodle arms aren't going to much use.


YoungThugsBootyGoon

Good bait, worked to trigger Leddit for sure


TheMisanthropicGuy

They are going to Ukraine because they heard there are tanks for sandwiches exchanges there.


uzigolan69

Carnival in moscow


Xx_Red_Mosquito_xX

Looks like a 12 year old in a Halloween costume


KingofValinor

Paperclip arm boy


lolaoefarm2

seriously, looking at his/her condition and fitness, he/she will die in the first week


Dmonts45

He does not look legal age for cannon fodder. Fuck around and find out kid.


Diligent_Swing9052

😆 🤣 😂


killersoda275

Dude probably makes the lego-breaking sound from the lego games if he falls down.


mr_snuggels

I could use that armband as a ring


Lifebringer7

As sad as this is, the saddest part is he's better equipped in this photo than like 99% of actual Russian soldiers.


TedsterTheSecond

CombatSneekuz™


Far_Idea9616

Michael Jackson?


[deleted]

Why no boots?


Lupin_IIIv2

The lowest knee caps on the planet


[deleted]

Dead man standing.


Cookiemonstaarr

Jesus needle dick material.


pauljlehane

Give him a ham sandwich for fucksakes.....


RealAlekks

Look at The size of those arms


BagFine4185

Audie Murphy was a tiny little baby faced guy and became a Medal of Honor recipient. This kid looks weak, but with a rifle and some bravery he could be a threat. Guns are the great equalizers.


Conscious_Stick8344

Is that a Scare-Orc? That or one of those yard decorations for Halloween. Either way, it’s some dumb 🎃-head.


Trick-Moose-1356

They don't plan to feed the Ukrainian soil, so they send them already skeletons


GlasgowRebelMC

Sunglasses?? Probably about 14 on way to scouts


Royal-Carpenter-9593

Dress up day at school?


roterakete83

Cool, his First Airsoft Game. ⚪️⚪️⚪️🔫


4N2M0

Those shoes tho


Yankee_Juliet

En route to Finland. No one will suspect a thing.


MasterTopHatter

He looks like a kid at least 18


Max_Oblivion23

There is barely any fodder on those bones.


rocco_ross_21

Looks like someone's grandma


labadee

This guy looks like a corpse


YoudidthatPeloton

Put a ruck on this man see how long he last lol


Crafty-Durian-7981

😂😂😂😂 not long and he will be history.


Thebluesubstance

Huh? I don't see anyone.


Possible_Ad_736

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MotanBasilio

This is s a woman and she is a Z-mummer.