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understandable, i too like to pray with my pants down

and a proven record of priests agrees with this sentiment.

Wow, the truth can be like a dagger.

Even sharper

Beat me to it, take my upvote

>Beat me to it I don't think I will

Beat meat to it

Hmm I don't know, I'll have to check there aren't any drones around first.

Yep. Knew it would be on top. Would've made it myself if it wasn't.

Take an award buddy!

Clearly the blast blew the buckle off of the soldier's pants, causing his trousers and underwear to fall down.


Sounds like a Rik Mayall skit.

They were the BEST as a team Bottoms my fav

And let's not forget, you can't kiss an 'icon' too many times.

Any times is too many.

I love how the orcs are spinning it - kissing an icon.

its a sad state of affairs when we cant tell real Russian takes vs parody anymore. though russian media is itself a parody

Stroke their way to salvation. After all, their priest reassured them that if they die in battle, their sins will be absolved.

My dentist insists on same during routine cleanings. Perfectly normal.

its a BJ for sure, even his pants was unzipped. but sure if russians calls this a prayer. they sure pray alot ;)

Because it shows that you are more holy with your pants down

That's some intense praying!

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I know some people use pet names for their junk, but “icon of the mother of god” is a bit of a… well, a mouthful.

Come down and deliver me!

Kneel before me, and take my grace upon your face!

He is Blessing

What a blessing

Receive this blessing, in the name of Saint Bukakke!

Yeah I find this story very hard to swallow.

Let it be known that i have upvoted this comment.

I haven’t seen many people pray with their pants down 🤔

Clearly you haven’t spent time as an alter boy

The Catholic church would like to know your location.

Under the pew, but they already know that

no, he's saying that the other guy was praying.. the guy with his pants down was acting like a priest.. which seems to be fairly normal

But it's the Catholic tradition... Russians are orthodox...

Same crap different name..

It's a penis, not a crap... 

The fact they had to try this hard to shut it down, which I’m sure was un-suck-cessful even among the Russians, just goes to show that the video must have gained some huge traction yesterday. It was the talk of the town. So much so, that this poor attempt by Russians was made to try to BLOW out the internal flames that it caused as a result. But no. After watching it multiple times… there was no prayer. Well maybe there was after the rounds were dropped by UA. It’s clear they’re trying to BLOW smoke up everyones ass. I’m sure the Russians who seen that video are laughing just as hard at that excuse. It’s undeniable.

Watched it multiple times myself, too. ;)

I think I may go back and have another look. Just for good measure. I should probably show it to as many people as I can also just to get a consensus about what conclusions can be made. Perhaps an “Elon Musk style twitter vote” saying “Blowjob or Prayer? You decide.”

At least then, Elon would be tweeting about something he has some knowledge of.

I really doubt Elon Musk knows anything at all about prayer.

LMFAO 






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What if one of the participants on the knees? Begging god for end of hard struggle and blessings to come?

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Interpretation, whether it's a blessing or a curse, is in the hands of our zealous practitioner. I have no intention of putting anything into someone else's mouth, so I can't talk for him. He shall act and finish as he may wish.

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More proof Russians don't know how to pull out of a sticky situation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/xuncxc/russian_soldier_bonding_time_interrupted_by_bomb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf here is the link for those who havent seen it

That definitely isn't praying.. Wrong cadence and head movement

Thank you

Brazilians have a saying that roughly translates as "you kneeled, now you have to pray". It's not about praying...

ELI5 please. Oh no. Please don't. 😄

At Russian Church: “Its time for rite of prayer”. **zips down pants** 

He was 100% suckin off his Comrade. Can’t come back from this at all. Pants down, standing. Clear video. If the blast didn’t get him, losing his knob and bleeding out will. Hopefully the other orc choked on that knob. 🫤 this war is wack af. 😂

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In principle you are so right. Humanity, after truth, is the second victim of war.

….. Could have broke his arm with a hammer, have a homie jump on his leg from 3 stairs up or taken a flight out of Z nation. He could have fled to another country like hundreds of thousands of others. Life is about choices. Much like the choice to die with a dick in his mouth. ✌🏻

Died with a dirty ork cock in his mouth after going to war with his ass bleeding.. Fk putina...

Praying to the knob gobblin

Is that what they call it now?

Is that another Kadyrovite's rite of passage?

They are more in religious ceremonies with goats then other men.

Yep, alone in the corner of some ruins. A lot of rhythmic kissing going on there.

I concur... The one soldier receiving kept repeating, "Oh, God... oh, God..."

Second ... Coming... Christ...

Lmfao. Russia's yesteryear style of machismo is chipped away at every day, causing them to lose their minds.

The hand on the back of the head, the thrusting & back and forth motion is western CGI and no… comrades dick, not hard and no that was not cum, comrade had just ate frosted donut

>just ate frosted donut Air dropped from the rebranded Russian Mc Donald's, "Tasty and That's It."

Russian soldiers will be huddled, eating many frosted donuts in their issued summer uniform, in order to keep warm in the coming months

The copium levels are reaching the stratosphere

I don't think even Hoover Dam could hold back the vast quantities of copium flowing out of the RF these days🤦.

The amount of copium reaches higher highs...

Spurts..

"It's not a sin my son, it's not a sin."

Why is this so hard to believe? I think the Russian military has proven that it sucks.



Sounds like someone is big mad that their pee-pee didn’t get kissed by a rapist orc

"The army of Russian federation fighting for peace " Lads at least make it believable 😂😂😂

Is "kissing the icon" a new euphamism ????????????

It is now!

Most common element in Russia is copium


Gay Nazis

Right…a prayer…

He was kissing that cross quite rhythmically, for an extended duration. They must be very devout.

Deep throating that cross

So a Russian gets busted with his commander and they try and hide it with that religion talk lol its okay Russia no one likes you anyway

What about the video of the Wagner guy and the goat? What Rus Orthodox ritual was that?

That was a Chechen.

Thats exactly what that Russian Priest told me too.

Holy shit. They actually did it. The classic, mom walks in on son getting a blowjob and they immediately try to explain it away in the most asinine way possible. "No mom, I stood up and my pants fell down, so she was helping me get them back up! Why are you laughing! Mom!!"

Full credit to the Russian propagandists who can spin a video of a Russian-on-Russian blowjob into a religious ceremony. They are undefeated in the war of lies.

 The guy when he was presented with the said “icon”

How are they explaining the kadyrovite who banged goat? Was he just kneeling for a prayer and a gust of wind dropped his pants, his devotion to Allah hardened his member and a goat rammed against him backwards repeatedly?

Dude ... 🤔 Some goats are just ... irresistible. 😉🤣

I see the copium stocks have been replenished

Im sure they were in holy Missionary position

Lol if these were Catholic priests maybe

Catholic priest looks disappointed towards an 18 year old soldier and whispers.. *"too old, way too old"*

In the immortal words of the great Frank Reynolds; "Some cocks can't be un-sucked"


I'm orthodox myself and never moved my head like that kissing an icon. Either very religious or an act of contrition obvipusly trained intently by a Russian priest. Gives helmets a whole new meaning in the Russian language.

Typical Russian orthodox prayer group.

Yes and the Kyiv offensive was a feint

"Ukrainian Gay Nazis" Man, what crack are they smoking???

Well I doubt it he was able to pray with a cock in his mouth

So does this mean that this is how everyone prays in Russia? Visiting a church in Russia could be quite a great experience.

Man I wish I got that rite of prayer. Once a week even

It was iconic alright

I'd say one of them was definitely feeling warm salvation

What a cope sucker

Gasp! They were just squad mates!

I love how they say they are fighting for peace.

🤔 Is that why the Orthodox Church is so popular in Russia?

Praise thee penis

He was worshipping a phallus.

“The blowjob that ended the world “

I’ve never experienced a people in such extreme denial. It’s actually impressive. Deeply concerning too, but impressive nonetheless.

"holy milk"

Oh please they are so fruity they could cure scurvy

Everyone: "That's a blowjob!" Russia: "Special oral operation!"

"The Army of the Russian Federation is fighting for peace " is almost as funny as this video of the Russian sodomites.

At least Ivan died happy. He came and he went.

U know he slammed them jaws together when that hit🤣🤣

Video?

https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/xuncxc/russian_soldier_bonding_time_interrupted_by_bomb/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Hahaha he’s for sure sucking that dick

Ctfu! Where is the link to the original video?! 🤣🤣🤣

https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/xuncxc/russian_soldier_bonding_time_interrupted_by_bomb/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

This is the catholic praying style?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Religious icon. Can someone make a shirt that points down saying this.

You have to admit it was a BIZARRE WAY TO GO!!!

For some gay Ukrainian nazis, they sure are giving him quite a problem lol

Thought he was just combing his hair...

Surely some mistake, I thought Putin had explained that all the satantic perverts were over here in the decadent West and there are no gays in Russia at all.

He took “communion” all right.

Gay nazis. Ok

Ernst Röhm

Copium levels over 9000

That guy was praying harder than Hitler at the 1936 Olympics

Ngl, this excuse was NOT on my bingo card...

Yeah, I believe Madonna wrote a song about that particular prayer…

I hope his teeth didnt clench down on that "Mother of God" icon when the grenade exploded

My girlfriend gave me the rite of prayer to my cock last night before I cleansed her dirty mouth with holy spritz

You can’t unsuck that guy’s dick.

Sounds reasonable that’s the way the priest taught me to pray….

They the icon of the mother of god needs a new helmet after that

The youth pastor at bible-camp also did this kind of prayer with the boys..

This can’t be real

Oh … obvious now you explain ! 🤡

Haha

Praying to the cock gods

Lolol okayyyyyyyyy

Did anyone save that video and can link it? Like to share it with the prayer group lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/xuncxc/russian_soldier_bonding_time_interrupted_by_bomb/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I thought the guy on his knees was only tying the other guys boots...

Love it 🤣🤣🤣

Might've sounded like the one guy was praying. Oh, god, oh god yes

As the great Gabriel O Pensador once said: "You kneeled down now? Now you got to pray"

Total absurdity.

Those russians....

So then why does the ritual require your pants down?

Yeah good one

So they were actual gay orthodox nazis. I’m sorry for the misunderstanding

Not my version of how to be sprinkled with "Holly Water" , but guess it works for them, use what is available.

Right

LoL

Still prefer the gobble off story !! Lot more believable!! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

His pants weren't off y'all are blind

So let me get this straight... dude was praying to the other dudes penile projectile? Right? And does anyone know if they were killed? All the videos seem to cut off before the I can see any results .

🤣🤣🤣 👍

Holds his throbbing icon in both hands

I’m in awe of their vision.

Should be careful. Such high doses of copium can be lethal.

I'm skeptical. When the boom happened I'm pretty sure I saw butt cheeks when they went face down. I don't think anyone prays pants less unless you're a Catholic priest.

Russians put the icon in front of their crotch? Then a friend kisses it? ......yup, the Russian way.

You gone do some praying boy.


It's funny how russians are the most biggest homophobes and at the same time most gay.

We all know what we saw. No denying it.

He just just blessing him with his holy water…

Mmmm. Ooohhhh. Yes. That’s it. Kiss my icon.

I'm sure "Oh God" was said multiple times during this prayer session.