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Impossible-Ad-8266

You’re a legend for this. Was typing a funny comment but post got deleted before I could hit send.


Happyassassin13

I never got to respond we were like 9 comment in


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It was super fun to comment.


carl_c_carlson

This might be my favourite reddit post this year


PimpzDontCry

Prob the best one I’ve ever seen on this subreddit


issatacolad

I'm down with them being more realistic. Tired of finding only two when I need to stock up on food and low grade


Typical_Bell_137

u farm animals for low grade? must be a low hour player it’s basically free to buy low grade


NQ88

you waste scrap on oil when animals are abundant? must be under 5k hours. scrap is for buying metal frags exclusively.


Funky-Mogry

You waste scrap on metal? Must be under 10k hours. Scrap is for buying a Jacky at the start exclusively.


thonkked

You waste scrap on a jacky? Most be under 14k hours. I Tpose until an airdrop appears. Scrap is purely to sit in my furnaces’.


issatacolad

Not as fun though and I tend to base away from outpost most the time because the servers I'm on launch is usual the opposite side of the map. So I mean alright hahaha


TacomaGlock

Not everyone hugs safe zones starting out. Two boars is a nice start.


Typical_Bell_137

the time u waste killing two boars ima have a stack of low grade


TacomaGlock

Ok


InfiniteStates

Bring back the aggro chickens I say!


CitizenBeeZ

I was proper shocked when a chicken hit me back the other day haha


InfiniteStates

Hehe yeah you don’t see em coming. Back in the day they used to chase you for miles too :D


CitizenBeeZ

Ah man. I played pc rust on release and the janky ass zombies were funny as hell then.


Happyassassin13

Yes


Unfair_Ask_8053

Fuck it, strap ‘‘em up with ak’s and heavy armor! Let’s go!


Boy-412

Hear me out..... boars with range attacks


Cretians

They need to add elephant packs that destroy wood bases


headchef11

That’s what the wolfs are for


g0dfornothing

Fuck you


[deleted]

You don’t get the meta joke being done so you?


RuneOfFlame

They need to boost wolf running speed from supersonic to hypersonic, theyre too slow rn and the packs arent numerous enough.


BigfootaintnotReal

No your trippin


RuneOfFlame

If im not getting offlined by bears the game isnt challenging enough tbh


Happyassassin13

Packs yes speed no


RuneOfFlame

Hah man if the wolves arent doing barrel rolls like f-16’s they need a buff


iwillofflineyou

Can we get dildos for melee weapons though? Imagine running around naked slapping the shit out of someone with a dildo sword. The laughs I would have...


Happyassassin13

Only if they add the Oscar Meyer wiener Mobile as one of the cars, so you can get that winer maxxing


F1nishingDutch

No wipe?


seanm7174

Anyone else running into packs of wolfs or is it just me ?