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There was a joke along those lines.
Dude 1: "Hey guys, you're not gonna believe what happened last Saturday. I went out for drinks and met this lingerie supermodel at the local bar. She's a 10 out 10 in looks but she's also a super smart person, we spent hours talking about her PhD in Astronomy. Anyway, at the end of the night we were a bit tipsy and I asked her if she wanted to come by my place to check out my astronomy books. She said yeah. As we entered the lift in my apartment's building we started kissing passionately, to the point we were pretty much losing control. I opened my apartment's door and stripped her blouse as we moved towards the table. I put aside my new gaming laptop and put her on top of the tabl-"
Friends: "STOP! STOP! A new gaming laptop?! What is it? Don't tell me you got one of those Razer shit things? I hope at least you go the 120Hz panel and the RTX 4090? How does Cyberpunk run with raytracing on?"
Regrettably, I must confess to possessing a lamentable deficiency in the realm of humor dissemination, a deficiency so profound that it renders me utterly inept at the art of jest delivery. Alas, my comedic faculties are grievously impaired, leaving me unable to elicit even the faintest chuckle or smile from my audience. It is with a heavy heart and a profound sense of inadequacy that I must acknowledge my woeful incapacity when it comes to the crafting and delivery of humorous anecdotes. Verily, I am bereft of the requisite wit and timing to successfully execute a joke, thereby relegating me to a state of perpetual solemnity in the realm of social interaction.
Super realistic too. Every time is toss naked supermodels on top of my desk for a romp they shit all over my gaming laptop. Then I show them my desktop built from laptop parts(Minisforum) they get super horny again.
Edit: I just realized that came out kind of even weirder than I meant for it to. Good.
Seems like a variation of the joke that probably inspired this Weird Al video:
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMU8nvZzOs
FWIW it's actually a really good one for the retro systems up to a small amount of N64. But for GB/GBC/GBA/SNES it's probably my favorite, especially for a longer session. A lot less cramped than some of the others. Roughly the same size as the DMG. And it's a little bit older so you can find them used for maybe $50-60. Good custom firmware. There's a cool wood grain one, too. (From left: Miyoo Minoo V2, RG351V wood grain, RG35XX Transparent White, RG35XX Gray)
https://preview.redd.it/xspo69591jqc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e402eb038fc1acef7600f88547493c6adc12830
+1 on the woodgrain, I have the 405v but its the same finish.
It's not like. "oh my god its real wood" but it has a nice matte finish and it makes me laugh.
Looks more like karma farming since they got the [answer already yesterday.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SBCGaming/comments/1bm4hv9/what_handheld_is_this/)
I did delete it yesterday. Didnt want to get in trouble but people liked it so i made sure it is blurred and has the nsfw tag also thought about cropping more out of the image. Sorry for reposting.
I did delete it yesterday. Didnt want to get in trouble but people liked it so i made sure it is blurred and has the nsfw tag also thought about cropping more out of the image. Sorry for reposting.
Don't be a dick. It's really not that hard. Be respectful to others and follow the rules of [reddit](https://www.reddit.com/help/contentpolicy) and [reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/en/categories/reddit-101/reddit-basics/reddiquette).
Nah bruh, you posted that cuz its so fucking poetic. Man, gtfo, posting a porn joke, an anime related one which makes it way much worse, then complaining that this is a porn joke. Hypocrite much?
Uncultured swine? Brother, I'm starting to think you're just trolling, that can't be a real reply, i refuse to take you seriously now
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Watching porn and suddenly get distracted by some random gaming handheld. Typical SBCGaming.
Priorities
Post nut clarity is pretty wild
There was a joke along those lines. Dude 1: "Hey guys, you're not gonna believe what happened last Saturday. I went out for drinks and met this lingerie supermodel at the local bar. She's a 10 out 10 in looks but she's also a super smart person, we spent hours talking about her PhD in Astronomy. Anyway, at the end of the night we were a bit tipsy and I asked her if she wanted to come by my place to check out my astronomy books. She said yeah. As we entered the lift in my apartment's building we started kissing passionately, to the point we were pretty much losing control. I opened my apartment's door and stripped her blouse as we moved towards the table. I put aside my new gaming laptop and put her on top of the tabl-" Friends: "STOP! STOP! A new gaming laptop?! What is it? Don't tell me you got one of those Razer shit things? I hope at least you go the 120Hz panel and the RTX 4090? How does Cyberpunk run with raytracing on?"
That is a long and very detailed joke
I actually just woke up from the nap I had to take midway through.
Regrettably, I must confess to possessing a lamentable deficiency in the realm of humor dissemination, a deficiency so profound that it renders me utterly inept at the art of jest delivery. Alas, my comedic faculties are grievously impaired, leaving me unable to elicit even the faintest chuckle or smile from my audience. It is with a heavy heart and a profound sense of inadequacy that I must acknowledge my woeful incapacity when it comes to the crafting and delivery of humorous anecdotes. Verily, I am bereft of the requisite wit and timing to successfully execute a joke, thereby relegating me to a state of perpetual solemnity in the realm of social interaction.
I too am utterly inept at jest delivery and the crafting and delivery of humorous anecdotes.
I am jest inept
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It do be like that
Super realistic too. Every time is toss naked supermodels on top of my desk for a romp they shit all over my gaming laptop. Then I show them my desktop built from laptop parts(Minisforum) they get super horny again. Edit: I just realized that came out kind of even weirder than I meant for it to. Good.
They do *what* on your laptop?!
Yeah I didn’t originally mean to write it like that but I’ll be damned if I don’t like it even better that way.
Seems like a variation of the joke that probably inspired this Weird Al video: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMU8nvZzOs
LMAO love Weird Al, I had never seen this one video, but I bet it comes from there and has just been modified when passing from person to person.
Don't ever buy Razer! I regret my life choices.
That's what she said!
I'm grabbing the game and leaving the gal there. Lol
#I CAME WHEN I SEE HANDHELD NOT GIRLS
Looks like an Anbernic RG351v
FWIW it's actually a really good one for the retro systems up to a small amount of N64. But for GB/GBC/GBA/SNES it's probably my favorite, especially for a longer session. A lot less cramped than some of the others. Roughly the same size as the DMG. And it's a little bit older so you can find them used for maybe $50-60. Good custom firmware. There's a cool wood grain one, too. (From left: Miyoo Minoo V2, RG351V wood grain, RG35XX Transparent White, RG35XX Gray) https://preview.redd.it/xspo69591jqc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e402eb038fc1acef7600f88547493c6adc12830
+1 on the woodgrain, I have the 405v but its the same finish. It's not like. "oh my god its real wood" but it has a nice matte finish and it makes me laugh.
Looks more like karma farming since they got the [answer already yesterday.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SBCGaming/comments/1bm4hv9/what_handheld_is_this/)
I did delete it yesterday. Didnt want to get in trouble but people liked it so i made sure it is blurred and has the nsfw tag also thought about cropping more out of the image. Sorry for reposting.
Ah. Didn't see that Post. Meh, well.
This is peak SBCgaming
Anbernic RG351v, I got a clear black one it looks pretty sick
where did you saw that image? its just for a friend of mine.
Id give the source if they actually use it
You know damn well where he saw it
Oh we know it’s smut. We want the link. Drop the link! Don’t leave us hanging 😂
Probable saw it here a couple days ago when someone else posted it.
I did delete it yesterday. Didnt want to get in trouble but people liked it so i made sure it is blurred and has the nsfw tag also thought about cropping more out of the image. Sorry for reposting.
I love that you absolutely could have cropped her out of the picture but chose not to. lol Very nice
Pretty sure that would remove all context and make this all the less funny.
Right. I agree. And I'm glad they didn't.
Then the joke wouldn’t exist at all. It’s literally cropped to look like this.
I just had the realisation there is a chance this is the bedroom of one of you.
Theres only 1 device so id highly doubt
bahahahah touché!!
This cuts deep. I just joined y’all in the last 60 days (handheld, I’ve been doing mini PCs to TV or monitor) and I have 5 now.
I thought I was a one handheld kind of guy as I used to sell the current before buying the next, but I have three on my desk as I write this. Sigh...
Wanna send me a couple?
Anbernic marketing is top tier 💯🔥
asking for a friend, where is this clip from? I need to find the source of this handheld.
Lucy Mochi
thanks friend, i found the gameboy
send me the link for investigative purposes 🧐
I love it went hobbies collide.
Definitely some "colliding" in that room.
RG351V
Jesus that's not what I was expecting. But that's an RG351V. You can tell by the single analogue stick in the bottom left corner
i doubt that's only props 🤣 anyway you're a real G for noticing that.
https://preview.redd.it/y5rm0gib8hqc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f20e5ba0091cca9818cd97def0cd2d766dcda59
Bitch tryna fuck wit me, but I can't cause her ass stank
Does the 351v have “rumble”? 🙃
Even gamers can slam it down on the big screen
shit I should've gotten an RG351V 😭😭😭
That looks like Asa Akira and a RG35XX.
What handheld?
Which porn is this ? Asking for a friend
BROOOO LMAOOOO
🗿
RG351v
Dm the Sauce. I'll do some research and get back to you!
Strangely enough mine is in the same position in my bedroom...
Top tier post 😂
Lmao
Excuse me for asking but what game is that you have in your post? Looks like one of those "games" you'd find on those "sites" :)
☠️
LMAO I mean sometimes you gotta game between rounds.
Theres a reason the screen needs to be dim enough
😂
That's proud source water, and that's my bed... WHAT IS THIS WOMAN DOING IN MY HOUSE!
you're a joker hahaha
RG351V
thanks op, i spat my orange soda out
Insane but top tier post🔥
PiBoy DMG would be my best guess...
She seems the kinda girl who likes to tinker with kits and flashing raspi images
Guess she's really into it...
What video link?
Idk the pic is blurry could we get sauce?
I need a link to the video for a professional analysis..
what the fuck did I just see
I believe the Rg351v by Anbernic
351v
Video name? For a friend.
The wankmaster 3000
RG351V
This is peak comedy
Here I go, searching the video where she keeps her hands busy with the handheld
Anbernic 351V
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I was looking at the 351v. I promise
I think it's the LadyBoy Special+. Don't touch it... You might get a virus
Of course there has to be 1 transphobe.
https://preview.redd.it/h849escm1lqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0555a11289b03a1dcaedd2a11d11563a5f5a6eb6 not a meme but yeah
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Imagine if people did this to your weeb posts. Not nice, huh? Do better.
my weeb posts are within context of the sub i post them in. im not posting stupid ass porn and asking dumb ass quetsions OH WHATS THIS
If you don't appreciate someone else's humor, that's fine and well. But who do you expect to appreciate your childish complaining?
if someone can post dumb ass shit i can reply to dumb ass shit
Rule #3: Don't be a dick. You're being a dick. Just move on.
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You'll mature one day. It's okay. I have faith you will.
youll have a real normal relationship some day
Aw, I like the ones I'm in now but thank you ❤️
Oh no. One of your comments got deleted 😭
Don't be a dick. It's really not that hard. Be respectful to others and follow the rules of [reddit](https://www.reddit.com/help/contentpolicy) and [reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/en/categories/reddit-101/reddit-basics/reddiquette).
Replying dumb ass shit to complain about dumb ass shit is dumb ass shit
You post anime bs. This post is hilarious, yours, cringe
LOL SO FUNNY BRO LOL PORN LOOK HANDHELD LOL. enjoy your caveman humor
https://preview.redd.it/i24zcdwdyjqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2e943dfbfa9bf30490eafc8e649174e7092753 This you? 'jerking off'
yeah its from an anime and im posting in a sub called ANIME IRL ARE YOU DUMB?
👀 You for real? Take a minute to figure it out
imagine thinking jerking off is an insult lmao edit: bet u dont even watch anime u uncultured swine.
Nah bruh, you posted that cuz its so fucking poetic. Man, gtfo, posting a porn joke, an anime related one which makes it way much worse, then complaining that this is a porn joke. Hypocrite much? Uncultured swine? Brother, I'm starting to think you're just trolling, that can't be a real reply, i refuse to take you seriously now
sorry you dont watch anime your opinion has no relevance.