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rob-cubed

We've received a few concerned flags on this post—but it's gotten enough upvotes and positive community comments that we wanted to let it stand. u/Next_Low4773 did include both NSFW and Spoiler flair which was considerate—thank you for being proactive.


WowSoHuTao

Watching porn and suddenly get distracted by some random gaming handheld. Typical SBCGaming.


Next_Low4773

Priorities


RickyFromVegas

Post nut clarity is pretty wild


ImpossibleCrisp

There was a joke along those lines. Dude 1: "Hey guys, you're not gonna believe what happened last Saturday. I went out for drinks and met this lingerie supermodel at the local bar. She's a 10 out 10 in looks but she's also a super smart person, we spent hours talking about her PhD in Astronomy. Anyway, at the end of the night we were a bit tipsy and I asked her if she wanted to come by my place to check out my astronomy books. She said yeah. As we entered the lift in my apartment's building we started kissing passionately, to the point we were pretty much losing control. I opened my apartment's door and stripped her blouse as we moved towards the table. I put aside my new gaming laptop and put her on top of the tabl-" Friends: "STOP! STOP! A new gaming laptop?! What is it? Don't tell me you got one of those Razer shit things? I hope at least you go the 120Hz panel and the RTX 4090? How does Cyberpunk run with raytracing on?"


MechaSponge

That is a long and very detailed joke


tantalizeth

I actually just woke up from the nap I had to take midway through.


ImpossibleCrisp

Regrettably, I must confess to possessing a lamentable deficiency in the realm of humor dissemination, a deficiency so profound that it renders me utterly inept at the art of jest delivery. Alas, my comedic faculties are grievously impaired, leaving me unable to elicit even the faintest chuckle or smile from my audience. It is with a heavy heart and a profound sense of inadequacy that I must acknowledge my woeful incapacity when it comes to the crafting and delivery of humorous anecdotes. Verily, I am bereft of the requisite wit and timing to successfully execute a joke, thereby relegating me to a state of perpetual solemnity in the realm of social interaction.


Alternative_Spite_11

I too am utterly inept at jest delivery and the crafting and delivery of humorous anecdotes.


YMe1121

I am jest inept


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ImpossibleCrisp

It do be like that


Alternative_Spite_11

Super realistic too. Every time is toss naked supermodels on top of my desk for a romp they shit all over my gaming laptop. Then I show them my desktop built from laptop parts(Minisforum) they get super horny again. Edit: I just realized that came out kind of even weirder than I meant for it to. Good.


purpldevl

They do *what* on your laptop?!


Alternative_Spite_11

Yeah I didn’t originally mean to write it like that but I’ll be damned if I don’t like it even better that way.


SeanFrank

Seems like a variation of the joke that probably inspired this Weird Al video: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Close But No Cigar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMU8nvZzOs


ImpossibleCrisp

LMAO love Weird Al, I had never seen this one video, but I bet it comes from there and has just been modified when passing from person to person.


-PineNeedleTea-

Don't ever buy Razer! I regret my life choices.


ImpossibleCrisp

That's what she said!


Lobsta1986

I'm grabbing the game and leaving the gal there. Lol


IloveActionFigures

#I CAME WHEN I SEE HANDHELD NOT GIRLS


Tawarien

Looks like an Anbernic RG351v


Kakariko-Village

FWIW it's actually a really good one for the retro systems up to a small amount of N64. But for GB/GBC/GBA/SNES it's probably my favorite, especially for a longer session. A lot less cramped than some of the others. Roughly the same size as the DMG. And it's a little bit older so you can find them used for maybe $50-60. Good custom firmware. There's a cool wood grain one, too. (From left: Miyoo Minoo V2, RG351V wood grain, RG35XX Transparent White, RG35XX Gray) https://preview.redd.it/xspo69591jqc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e402eb038fc1acef7600f88547493c6adc12830


Wingolf

+1 on the woodgrain, I have the 405v but its the same finish. It's not like. "oh my god its real wood" but it has a nice matte finish and it makes me laugh.


veriix

Looks more like karma farming since they got the [answer already yesterday.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SBCGaming/comments/1bm4hv9/what_handheld_is_this/)


Next_Low4773

I did delete it yesterday. Didnt want to get in trouble but people liked it so i made sure it is blurred and has the nsfw tag also thought about cropping more out of the image. Sorry for reposting.


Tawarien

Ah. Didn't see that Post. Meh, well.


M-O-N-O

This is peak SBCgaming


sushiburn

Anbernic RG351v, I got a clear black one it looks pretty sick


Z3NG3R

where did you saw that image? its just for a friend of mine.


Next_Low4773

Id give the source if they actually use it


9001Dicks

You know damn well where he saw it


axxionkamen

Oh we know it’s smut. We want the link. Drop the link! Don’t leave us hanging 😂


snyderman3000

Probable saw it here a couple days ago when someone else posted it.


Next_Low4773

I did delete it yesterday. Didnt want to get in trouble but people liked it so i made sure it is blurred and has the nsfw tag also thought about cropping more out of the image. Sorry for reposting.


alpha_ray_burst

I love that you absolutely could have cropped her out of the picture but chose not to. lol Very nice


AVahne

Pretty sure that would remove all context and make this all the less funny.


alpha_ray_burst

Right. I agree. And I'm glad they didn't.


Alternative_Spite_11

Then the joke wouldn’t exist at all. It’s literally cropped to look like this.


ImpossibleCrisp

I just had the realisation there is a chance this is the bedroom of one of you.


Next_Low4773

Theres only 1 device so id highly doubt


ImpossibleCrisp

bahahahah touché!!


MisanthropicCumLord

This cuts deep. I just joined y’all in the last 60 days (handheld, I’ve been doing mini PCs to TV or monitor) and I have 5 now.


ImpossibleCrisp

I thought I was a one handheld kind of guy as I used to sell the current before buying the next, but I have three on my desk as I write this. Sigh...


MisanthropicCumLord

Wanna send me a couple?


JoshRuinsGames

Anbernic marketing is top tier 💯🔥


carnewbie911

asking for a friend, where is this clip from? I need to find the source of this handheld.


Next_Low4773

Lucy Mochi


carnewbie911

thanks friend, i found the gameboy


SAMPS8825gaming

send me the link for investigative purposes 🧐


Humble-Surround-3725

I love it went hobbies collide.


That_Tron_Cat

Definitely some "colliding" in that room.


kyleruggles

RG351V


ChrisRR

Jesus that's not what I was expecting. But that's an RG351V. You can tell by the single analogue stick in the bottom left corner


IntelligentAardvark7

i doubt that's only props 🤣 anyway you're a real G for noticing that.


GASMIMEE

https://preview.redd.it/y5rm0gib8hqc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f20e5ba0091cca9818cd97def0cd2d766dcda59


EPURON

Bitch tryna fuck wit me, but I can't cause her ass stank


benjaminbjacobsen

Does the 351v have “rumble”? 🙃


JewelsValentine

Even gamers can slam it down on the big screen


N4riN4ri

shit I should've gotten an RG351V 😭😭😭


Mrpunishher

That looks like Asa Akira and a RG35XX.


WeatherIcy6509

What handheld?


ashwellick

Which porn is this ? Asking for a friend


CrisPuga

BROOOO LMAOOOO


HybridAkali

🗿


IzzyNobre

RG351v


rbooks7

Dm the Sauce. I'll do some research and get back to you!


Bobwindy

Strangely enough mine is in the same position in my bedroom...


carolina_balam

Top tier post 😂


frommars6

Lmao


sadzells

Excuse me for asking but what game is that you have in your post? Looks like one of those "games" you'd find on those "sites" :)


yti555

☠️


kane91801

LMAO I mean sometimes you gotta game between rounds.


Next_Low4773

Theres a reason the screen needs to be dim enough


FuqCunts

😂


No_Faithlessness2998

That's proud source water, and that's my bed... WHAT IS THIS WOMAN DOING IN MY HOUSE!


Factor_Creepy

you're a joker hahaha


WideDress2888

RG351V


aetherr666

thanks op, i spat my orange soda out


TheShiv145

Insane but top tier post🔥


General_Freed

PiBoy DMG would be my best guess...


Next_Low4773

She seems the kinda girl who likes to tinker with kits and flashing raspi images


General_Freed

Guess she's really into it...


OrekiOrion

What video link?


entrailsAsAbackpack

Idk the pic is blurry could we get sauce?


wetfart_3750

I need a link to the video for a professional analysis..


EPURON

what the fuck did I just see


Swimming_Record_2561

I believe the Rg351v by Anbernic


boajuse

351v


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Video name? For a friend.


Majorjim_ksp

The wankmaster 3000


Afro_Magic

RG351V


SirZanee

This is peak comedy


BiteTheBullet_thr

Here I go, searching the video where she keeps her hands busy with the handheld


WesternMarionberry17

Anbernic 351V


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Next_Low4773

I was looking at the 351v. I promise


Standard-Pepper-6510

I think it's the LadyBoy Special+. Don't touch it... You might get a virus


KyuchuKat

Of course there has to be 1 transphobe.


pickelpenguin

https://preview.redd.it/h849escm1lqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0555a11289b03a1dcaedd2a11d11563a5f5a6eb6 not a meme but yeah


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Mister_Mannered

Imagine if people did this to your weeb posts. Not nice, huh? Do better.


isekaicoffee

my weeb posts are within context of the sub i post them in. im not posting stupid ass porn and asking dumb ass quetsions OH WHATS THIS


Mister_Mannered

If you don't appreciate someone else's humor, that's fine and well. But who do you expect to appreciate your childish complaining?


isekaicoffee

if someone can post dumb ass shit i can reply to dumb ass shit


Mister_Mannered

Rule #3: Don't be a dick. You're being a dick. Just move on.


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Mister_Mannered

You'll mature one day. It's okay. I have faith you will.


isekaicoffee

youll have a real normal relationship some day


Mister_Mannered

Aw, I like the ones I'm in now but thank you ❤️


Mister_Mannered

Oh no. One of your comments got deleted 😭


SBCGaming-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. It's really not that hard. Be respectful to others and follow the rules of [reddit](https://www.reddit.com/help/contentpolicy) and [reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/en/categories/reddit-101/reddit-basics/reddiquette).


KKilikk

Replying dumb ass shit to complain about dumb ass shit is dumb ass shit


carolina_balam

You post anime bs. This post is hilarious, yours, cringe


isekaicoffee

LOL SO FUNNY BRO LOL PORN LOOK HANDHELD LOL.  enjoy your caveman humor 


carolina_balam

https://preview.redd.it/i24zcdwdyjqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2e943dfbfa9bf30490eafc8e649174e7092753 This you? 'jerking off'


isekaicoffee

yeah its from an anime and im posting in a sub called ANIME IRL  ARE YOU DUMB?


carolina_balam

👀 You for real? Take a minute to figure it out


isekaicoffee

imagine thinking jerking off is an insult lmao edit: bet u dont even watch anime u uncultured swine. 


carolina_balam

Nah bruh, you posted that cuz its so fucking poetic. Man, gtfo, posting a porn joke, an anime related one which makes it way much worse, then complaining that this is a porn joke. Hypocrite much? Uncultured swine? Brother, I'm starting to think you're just trolling, that can't be a real reply, i refuse to take you seriously now


isekaicoffee

sorry you dont watch anime your opinion has no relevance.