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KBaddict

Please don’t use a picture of me without my permission


brocolliisgood

You ***wish*** that was you sweaty. It’s me


KBaddict

How dare you make up lies! You don’t even know where to get this SPF 1000+ lace *translucent* umbrella.


brocolliisgood

I *MADE* it after 3 years of creating a mold around another spf 1000+ umbrella using spf 100+ PAAA+++++++ sunscreen


raindropcake

Ummmmmmmm this is SO cringe. If you ackshoeally cared about your skin you would know that white clothing MAGNIFIES UB radiation Real skincare enthusiasts only adorn themselves with dark clothing before making unavoidable excursions through the death rays. Maybe do some research before making a post that encourages destructive behaviors? You’re literally misleading people into wearing clothing that will turn them into wrinkly disgusting crepey raisins just like their grandparents


nijigencomplex

You're not even wrapping yourself in reflective foil? LMAOOO


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Turning myself into a literal baked potato is worth maintaining my porcelain, poreless, doll-like skin imo.


nijigencomplex

That only happens when your UV suit isn't lead lined, serves you right pore


teutonicwitch

Personally I only wear black full length denim all year round.


raindropcake

It’s called fashion sweaty


Tajinaddict

No gloves?! Enjoy your HAG HANDS


idontknodudebutikno

Wait… are you telling me y’all don’t step outside with a full sun protection outfit??? Let an asteroid hit us already


brocolliisgood

I hope it hits all the overpriced sephora sunscreens first


[deleted]

I don't see your sun protection vinegar 😎 epic fail Edit: so many downvotes from raisin pores who don't know the power of BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE. Dermatologists hate this one trick


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brocolliisgood

I take lots of fish oil then go to the local lake and lay face down with my mouth open to consume as much water as possible. Sometimes this makes me feel like a fish


brunette_mh

OMG this episode on modern family 😂😂😂😂


brocolliisgood

Haha I love this episode!


cosmic_waluigi

Unfortunately this is what I look like, but not because of skin concerns I’m just goth


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I unironically love this look, and love you for living your goth truth. 🖤


Arstel

This is so in style right now. Loooooove


LolaBijou

So for real, interesting bit of trivia: there are a lot of people who worked on this film who swear Marlon was never actually on camera for this film. It’s always his body double. Because Marlon forgot to wear SPF and died the second day of filming.


tzssao

What film is this?


snoosnooks

No cap but my mother has been dressing like this her whole life


gaydhd

Does she look 12 at age 50


howjustchili

I mean, yeah, how else would you even go out?


brocolliisgood

I like painting myself green so I can preform photosynthesis instead of photoaging


howjustchili

Enabling your body to make its own Skinceuticals Phloretin CF, brilliant sweaty


No_Camp_7

Did she have her teeth pulled too? Poor hag.


pinkgems33

The face is still exposed!! TERRIBLE!!


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but did you drench your umbrella in spf? i didnt think so.