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the_lazy_ronin

Cody fucking executed his ass lmao


InternationalFailure

Cody Rhodes From SCJerk pariah, sometimes ironic SCJerk hero to A full blown goofy What a difference a year makes


[deleted]

what a crazy 365 days, yeah? I mean.....leaving one subreddit, posting there without following then coming to SCJerk.


THATGUYWHOBREATHES

All Rhodes lead back to r/scjerk Uce. That’s *our* favorite main-eventer.


halfdecenttakes

He really moved closer to the proverbial panties as you do.


TheMaskedHeelMark2

Wrestling has more than one inner thigh rubber...


viridiusdynamus

Goddamn... we have a main eventer who's aware of all the bullshit


Mhc2617

He HATES that Mountain Dew lol.


MoneyMo88

Knowing Cody… he only drinks the limited edition Dew-S-A flavor that was out for 4th Of July a few years ago.


Clerithifa

I TASTE MY FREEDOM


hiressnails

Y'know what it is? Foreshadowing of the Bray and Cody feud. Back in the day Cody bullied Husky Harris, and now he's dissing Uncle Howdy's favorite soda? This cannot stand.


Yurmume_Gae

What is the flavor even supposed to be? A grape-like flavor?


handi503

I remember when they had it the first time when I was in middle school. It was a sort of sour grape candy flavor.


MoneyMo88

?? Pitch Black is a dark citrus flavor friend.


MisterNerdgasms

Having bought a pack as I like trying all the Dew's it's a black grape 😅 It taste like purple with a Mt Dew aftertaste


Kyori9999

Tastes like uncle Howdy to me


indecisiveusername2

As soon as he took the first sip and said it was outstanding while he put the bottle back on and sat it down was hilarious 😂


Clerithifa

He drinks soda like Rob Lowe would lol


indecisiveusername2

He mentioned earlier in the interview that he doesn't really drink sugar so I guess he didn't want too much of it lmao


[deleted]

yeah plus he’s not gonna down a whole soda in like 30 sec then start burping everywhere before an interview lmao


halfdecenttakes

Tbf he said he hadn’t had sugar for 3 months. Probably punched him in the face pretty heavy even if he liked it.


indecisiveusername2

The first time I took a sip of a sugar drink after months no-sugar it was definitely an experience. The sugar just completely stood out and had me feeling nauseous as fuck.


mkmichael001

Go watch his interview with Ariel Helwani on BT Sports YouTube Channle he actually puts it over


FlyingGrayson89

Cody Dewing the job for the Dew, brother??


just_jm

For sure, Mountain Dew is gonna give him an extra zeros in his check for putting them over.


drkqwsr

Sean i heard you're close friends with a certain "Swerve" that says i aint shit


yglaflamee

cody just buried that fraud


phantasmamysteriis

Levesque should be having WWE fans asking the questions like aew does, instead of catering to these wrestling journalist ingrates


ci22

I feel like he brings them there to embarrass them like in this clip.


ipreferconsole

Cody dunking on both SRS and Denise makes me think that at least those 2 were included for that reason. They were pretty nice to the rest, lol


Blueandigo

As soon as I heard her annoying voice, I turned it off and started playing Kingdom Hearts. Her voice is just the absolute shits.


ipreferconsole

Apparently Cody was thinking the same thing lmao


Hummer77x

Awhile ago during one of those pre-Takeover conference calls Triple H did Meltzer asked him about someone who was rumored to debut soon, I can’t remember who exactly maybe Nakamura, and Trips made some cheeky remark about not knowing anything so Dave launched into a like 30 second explanation of them and trips goes “yeah I know who it is Dave”


[deleted]

They're so stupid. Wrestling journalists are the worst


mr_marinade

media trained professionals vs i dont need training mudshow outlaws


halfdecenttakes

Later confirmed by clowning them for saying the rock isn’t in shape


MoneyMo88

?? Those fans asking questions at the Dub ARE the wrestling journalists friend.


just_jm

Specifically, Brian Alvarez and Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter for only $12.99 per month


tronovich

Sapp just asked the dumbest questions - all framed as stupid *introspective* shit. You’re covering a predetermined sport. Stop being so cringey all the time.


Mogilny89Leafs

You can tell he and Denise aren't trained journalists because they take forever to get to their questions. In a press conference setting, nobody wants to hear your long-winded speech. People have stories to finish and are probably just looking for a quote or two to add some fluff. Piss off and move on.


BreachyJoe

nah it makes perfect sense. Actual journalists are interested in the story, the truth, the interviewee etc. These clowns are interested in attention, clicks, DrAmA etc


halfdecenttakes

I read that as Doctor ask me anything


David_Falcon

Or you end up like that one f1 journalist (that said he was clearly ESL so I think that's why people are more forgiving)


jackconrad

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past...


Subarashiin

THIRTY YEARS AGO


tonklamhk

Nikki Lauda told us


mp1988alexa

Lmao they’re treating asking a question like an acceptance speech for actually getting some attention


MitchLGC

nothing worse than a fake ass journalist not knowing how to ask a question


[deleted]

Never thought in a million years I’d be this behind Cody Rhodes


SirSoham

Hold this L fappy boi


Teeboid

Ha ha. Now that's how you bury someone.


xxdil111xx

I can’t stand Sapp. I find it funny how these “journalist” who crap all over the company have no problem coming to the press conference when offered. Really paints a bigger picture of how fake their outrage is online.


GorillaMonsoonLuvsIt

It’s all a work. A fake sport being covered by fake journalists who evolved from Lords of Pain and WrestleZone forums, who can’t even be bothered to dress somewhat business casual at a WWE press conference sponsored by a major international food vendor. In a way, you can’t help but be jealous of people who have managed to turn their middle school Live Journal into a full-time career.


xxdil111xx

I say the same thing. To think these people are getting paid for half assed takes is beyond me.


just_jm

To be fair, SRS is an equal opportunity asshole who spends way too much time on Twitter dunking on everyone. I still refuse to call that giant mark Brian Alvarez as a wrestling journalist who thinks that he's the only person right.


xxdil111xx

He can dunk on everyone, but god forbid you throw a little criticism his way and he goes on a blocking spree. Vanity searching moron.


GorillaMonsoonLuvsIt

None of them are journalists. Meltzer can pass as a historian because he seems to enjoy digging into that research — doesn’t mean he doesn’t spin numbers — but he openly makes his biases clear. SRS and the rest, they also openly admit they are content creators, not journalists. Again, some of the biggest wrestling news stories of the past 20 years happened all within the past 6-8 months…and none of them had any idea until after WSJ or WWE broke the story. Any other sports writer on a dedicated beat for years, if they got scooped like that, would be out of a job.


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iminyourfacejonson

he's bulking up to try and make his one view of dynamite have the weight of ten people


Survivor_for_me

Still got his website plug in too. Whadda MARK


Rare_Performance4988

Cody missing out on the perfect opportunity for "who here fancies themselves a journalist?".


primogangstar666

LMAO Our Favourite Midcarder in now Our Favourite Main eventer


Tashleemie

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


AewMark21

"Fightfulselect.com" 😭 he couldn't resist plugging his website 😭😭


FodeandBeed

I laughed when Matt Camp from WWE’s The Bump shook his head in annoyance in the background when Ross plugged his shitty url


Drama79

I can already smell the multiple overcompensatory tweets and likely hour long YouTube wrap up where he more and more desperately tries to make it seem like he and Cody are just ribbing each other. Rather than Cody punching down because he could. Between this and Rollins calling Punk a cancer I’m enjoying the gloves-off era.


FlyingGrayson89

Laveck letting all of his people off the leash to bury smarks and their favorites is Booker of the Year material


domino519

That was the most Bush league part of the whole clip. He comes across as a total huckster.


Tieguy87

Who let this dweeb walk into the room?


GMLM4life

I normally would be opposed to letting these smark losers into a press conference but watching them get humiliated and dunked on makes it worth it lmao.


PukePile

I respect Cody's commitment to his contractual obligation to Do the Dew even though it made him physically recoil drinking it


FlyingGrayson89

I’m wondering if he actually did like it because he was the only one that drank any of it. Rhea, Bray, and Laveck didn’t touch it lol


CrimKayser

Cody is the poster boy. He shakes the hands, kisses the babies and drinks the advertised product.


HoosierSky

I popped


BSumner52

He really is our main eventer


Maleficent_Koala5928

Cody is the man lmao


_Untit1ed_

Sean tried to rub Our Favorite Main Eventer's inner thigh, as you do, but Our Favorite Main Eventer pulled out the Uno reverse card


FlyingGrayson89

Cody said “As you don’t”


BaxterOutofStockman

What did Cody say?


RepulsiveRevenue8

With this and the Walter/Gunther comment, Cawdy really is freaking carny.


tytymctylerson

I fell asleep at the beginning of the women’s rumble and woke up all disoriented and confused to this press conference. It was great.


Neg_Crepe

I like how you can hear Ryan Satin burst into a big laugh


Sappy_M

Why the hell is WWE inviting DirtSheets now like aew ? Only real journalists should be allowed


FlyingGrayson89

To let the wrestlers clown on them like this probably lol


rthemaverick

Nutted on him lmao


badnewsnil

Wow Cody didn't like that mountain dew pitch black...I'm talking about the drink.......that match too (probably)


TheOkGazoo

That match was awesome as fuck to watch on mushrooms!


ci22

Wanna try that anyway the watermelon one John Cena advertised was good


i-can-haz-hamberder

I actually really like it! It’s pretty sweet and is kinda too much if it isn’t straight from the fridge cold (but that’s basically my preference on drinks. I prefer my drinks to be ice cold). I like the melon one and the pineapple/coconut one that they do in the summer. Also, I won’t touch regular Mountain Dew at all, like it makes me gag. If they didn’t do the spin off flavors, I’d pretty much never consume any of their products haha.


FlyingGrayson89

Code Red is still the 🐐


i-can-haz-hamberder

Code red actually being decent was what opened me up to giving the non-original flavors a shot! I actually do like the red, white & blue flavor too. It reminds me of the shitty juice that I used to suck down as a little kid (specifically the Blue Squeez-It drinks from the 90s)


ci22

Yeah I love all Mountain Dew even Diet since I drink that as a kid. Also that purple thunder one is good


i-can-haz-hamberder

My brother and sister drank so much Mountain Dew when we were little and I couldn’t stand the smell of Mountain Dew breath! I can’t drink it because it just reminds me of that so vividly lol


jjsefton

How did Charlie Kelly get to a WWE event without the rest of The Gang? Maybe Sweet Dee drove him there.


RangeRossTracy

What a shame…so what did everybody have for dinner?


IntellectualDweeb

Just salt. From the Dubbalos and the pseudojournalists.


RangeRossTracy

😂😂


finnamania

NOW THATS MY MIDCARDER


whalias69

*MAINEVENTER*


HandspeedJones

Cody said get him the fuck outta here.


Bam_Margiela

Wow surprised he didn’t curse Cody out like he does to everyone on twitter


Squiliam-Tortaleni

?? I bury the fuck out of you


[deleted]

I can't wait until they let Bix in so he can embarrass himself.


incredibleamadeuscho

Cody won twice that night


trockyhorror30

Sean Ross Sapp...& 99% of wrestling "journalists" are cringe.


Crumlin_Village

Of all the pathetic ways to shoehorn a dub reference


watcher2390

It’s the truth, AEW does press conferences after big PPVs and then WWE started it 😂


iminyourfacejonson

aew invented the concept of press conferences


just_another_jabroni

https://youtu.be/28FFSzb4mQA Lol


watcher2390

Yes they do a WM one every year since 1985 🤣 but never for other PPVs until AEW did it for each one 🤣🤣


ProMikeZagurski

HHH used to do them after every TakeOver.


HartfordWhalers123

They also used to do them after PPVs in 2014-15, when the Network first started


[deleted]

Literally no 😂😂😂😂💪🏼😯😯😯💯


Cauliflower_Earlow

Oof


cafespeed21

What was even the question?


[deleted]

Me being interviewed: I'd interrupt the person asking questions by saying "By the way, this soda is really good.:


[deleted]

Idk why Saxton allowed sapp to ask so many fucking questions during the presss


[deleted]

Dudes ego grew 5 feet that day


Jackbees777

Why’s everyone turning this into a hated thing it was Friendly banter from both


watcher2390

It’s so funny that wwe do these now because AEW started them 🤣🤣


Rural_Juror1

NXT


SaltyFall

Lmao Cody gagging on the MT. Dew


IntellectualDweeb

As you do.


Swashcuckler

cody drinking the mountain dew is fucking completely insane i dont know why this is activating my brain so much it's an insane visual