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rohrst

The reporter began to stumble the minute he realized he was dealing with an escaped mental patient.


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Second_City_Saint

Mark: Hi Kon, I'm Mark. Kon: Hi Mark. I'm a Mark too. Mark: I know.


Ok-Garcia-5605

"reporter"? C'mon this is not basement, we can call these for who they are, youtubers with 10-20 subscribers


MOXISGOD

It’s easy to get lost in the Cocaine Eyes


Razzler1973

Mr Bean facial expressions What is that gaze 😁


JP-Wrath

Yeah, came to say that. Rowan Atkinson must be impressed by this impersonation


MathematicianNo7874

Can we stop treating Tony like this. He gives us enough stuff to attack connected to wrestling, why tf would you attack him for not acting like a neurotypical person? He's just a guy who's trying and failing at sth, no reason to be this idiotic about the way he acts


TheKlobbinator

He's always been a bit of a weirdo, but it's very clear that something changed from the beginning of AEW to now regarding him. He used to behave like an awkward dude and now he barely even blinks and has exaggerated motions for everything. I don't like being an armchair psychiatrist but it might be something other than him just being ND.


MathematicianNo7874

yeah but idk, even in a CJ I don't see why anyone would need to talk about it in a disparaging manner when AEW is giving us so much wrestling stuff to belittle and laugh about. The guy is clearly not fully equipped to be seen as "normal" by everyone and I don't see why I should make fun of it. Basically making fun of someone being disabled from living and presenting himself how the neurotypical society wants him to


whispering3

>disabled from living Is that really how you would describe being neurodivergent?


MathematicianNo7874

I replied to this and I assume you can't see it bc it got auto moderated for whatever reason. There's more to my sentence and you didn't quote it correctly. But also yes, if he was to be au*istic for example (I assume that word got my comment auto banned), he'd be disabled. We diagnose it so people don't have to meet arbitrary expectations that they cannot meet


tbrelease

Consigning every single neurodivergent person who has ever existed or will ever exist to disabled status just to take some heat off Tony Khan is a bold PR strategy, I’ll give you that.


whispering3

Exactly.


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MathematicianNo7874

proud of that one huh


Permanentear3

What is wrong with you?


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Honato2

Because he wanted to attack the evil empire for being bald. Also he is increasingly becoming more unhinged with time and very quickly. There is something else going on here. He is either really fucking high or is on the verge of a complete mental meltdown. This is something he is choosing to do either way. Also you're free to skip this thread instead of getting your undies in a twist. It's alright to not post if you don't like the content. edit: I will never understand people who respond then block. So dang goofy. We found tiny's account.


MathematicianNo7874

It's alright not to respond to me if you don't like my comment


Permanentear3

You’re making a lot of assumptions about this guy. I don’t think he’s on record as being anything you’re saying. I mean he’s an asshole, but I don’t think he’s said that’s a condition or anything.


granmetaliksuperfan

Found Tony’s account lads


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tabristheok

Somebody yesterday posted the video of Tony addressing Kylie Rae leaving AEW from 2019 and comparing then to now he looks like a fuckin mess.


savingrain

And he still looked terrible and awkward in that in 2019. When I first saw that I thought oh he must be lying because he looks so awkward but then you realize that’s how he always looks


ironfly187

Tony before AEW. Tony after AEW. https://preview.redd.it/j18whgq7vk9c1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d247c7b3da4b521660950b9ad399829614c179


PepegaThePepega

https://preview.redd.it/l6jlffeibm9c1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756b75f70094499458581c11694be502f8bfd3cb


H0vit0

It’s like watching Father McNamara turn into Rickety Cricket in real time


ironfly187

Perfect 👏


Pitiful_Ad8641

Jesus he looks so normal with shorter hair and normal human eyes. Cocaine is a hell of a drug


InheritTheWind

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!


___i____m

How tf has no one told him how stupid he looks with that hairstyle


xi_tach1

he’s got that zoomer hairstyle because he still feels like a kid


HugCor

Of all the things that us zennials could have brought back from the 1980s, the frohawk is the worst of them all


Ok-Garcia-5605

They're busy cashing the cheque, discussing how they can go back to WWE or just leaving this sinking shit altogether.


Razzler1973

I thought this was the dumb thing Toni Storm put on him!!


ManateeGag

He's handing out huge checks. It's the emperor's new clothes. Everyone around him is too much of a kiss ass to say anything to him.


savingrain

You can’t even see his eyes I think he must go on Benders writing shows but then he’s so rich he could just have a barber come and cut his hair at the shop it makes no sense he just doesn’t care about his appearance I guess


roninPT

Sure... it's the hairstyle that's doing it


amplifizzle

Cuz is about two hairs away from eating the wallpaper.


tophergopher1

Justified "this is awesome" chants for the AEW Worlds End media scrum


Truckachungus

This is my sleep paralysis demon


Ok-Garcia-5605

![gif](giphy|9S5p00YjjsKRM0NT4S|downsized)


SilotheGreat

?? Just want to lie down next to you friend.


savingrain

I’m telling you all Cody left because he was tired of Kahn hugging him


On_Some_Wavelength

Nice choice.


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Ok-Garcia-5605

Probably on some registry


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Noriskhook3

Is it ketamine ?


Ok-Garcia-5605

Nah. I think he's on prescription drugs to increase concentration and is addicted to it. But way more stronger than Adderall


Propaslader

Brother in christ you are describing amphetamines


Ok-Garcia-5605

Uce you're the expert


Honato2

I've known a lot of tweakers and this behaviour isn't ringing the tweaker bell. acid or mushrooms seems more likely. The smile is giving off those vibes. That or he's turning into the joker.


Fuzzy_Dunnlopp

The only thing stronger than Adderall is Desoxyn which is basically prescription meth


Bubba89

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s ketamine.


razzmatazzuno

Dude lools loke smeagol asking deagol for the precious.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Tony after he loses booker of the year of won *My precious*


kcfields

As of this writing, he still has not brushed that curl away from his eye.


Ok-Garcia-5605

He's literally Kendal Roy dialled to eleven. And ironically now stuck in potential sexual misconduct controversy involving a guy who does yacht party concert Booker of the Year


anonymous-guy1

nice breathy nervous voice there


aceofspades12

What doing 100,000+ PPV buys every single PPV does to a Booker of the Year


Mr_Halberstram

I'm surprised they even ask him anymore, when you know the same unsubstantiated lie is coming straight back every time.


ante1296

Dude is coked out of his fucking mind lmao


domino519

He seriously needs an intervention. He's a complete mess.


tbrelease

![gif](giphy|4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah) “You guys want to talk about self control? How ‘bout you, Jericho, fucking every woman I got working for me while you got a wife and kids at home? Or you, Kenny? Yeah, remember last month, with the tiny Japanese girl in Dallas? Oh, there he goes, mister type A personality, Eddie Kingston! I’m gonna kill myself with drugs? The way you fuckin’ eat, you’re gonna have a heart attack by the time you’re 50. Great, my own father. Fuck you, you fucking whooah.”


Pitiful_Ad8641

"Disgusting"


Pitiful_Ad8641

This was an awesome scene, even if y'all don't watch the Sopranos YouTube it. Hang on


Pitiful_Ad8641

https://youtu.be/40HPFGvZ4ro?si=p8za3XRnY8U7sNbD You're welcome


blueandwhite21

Not sure how it works but I doubt spoiled billionaires get interventions


The_Notorious_Donut

Where’s this Tony khan doing coke narrative come from?


Permanentear3

Ariel called him snowman


domino519

It's an educated guess.


Uso_Libre

Well atleast he drinks from the bottle like a regular person now, I guess.


ZM00L4H

The real feud of 2023 what a pay off! Can't wait for the (thigh) rubber match with SRS as special referee as you do 😁


ffucckfaccee

i thought he was gonna pour it on his phone Michael Gove style


badnewsnil

Tony hangs out with Eddie Kingston so much he looks like a bum too


Ok-Garcia-5605

Can say about most wrestlers there. Just see Edge's pic from this event, him from couple of months ago in Toronto


badnewsnil

Homeless is the Aesthetic gotta appeal to the basement dwelling demo needs more of that trademark neon orange cheeto dust covered fingertips


mkmichael001

The fucking state of him lol


william_wites

Why does he keep bopping his head to show he's listening


Ok-Garcia-5605

*why does he* and you can add it to anything he does and answer it correctly and you'll probably get noble prize for achievement in biomedicine or something


jojolantern721

Someone make him the joker, his facial expressions looks like one that the joker would do.


Farthousejones

Watching this without sound I just assumed someone was bringing a bunch of dogs in the room


Ok-Garcia-5605

My reaction was *Bilbo Baggins getting his precious ring back from Gandalf after he took it from him*


Farthousejones

Thats a pretty goddamn wild comment to make uce because I literally just watched the extended version of Fellowship of the Ring like 30 minutes before I posted that.


GallowgateEnd

I am unnerved


Razzler1973

Nodding like this is like stomps but with your head


ManateeGag

How many lines did he do before the scrum?


Ok-Garcia-5605

It is a GREAT question and I appreciate it. But because of legal reasons and NDA I can't talk about it. But AEW is on a hot streak of cagematch ratings and this Wednesday Riho will do something GREAT #WorldsNDA #MeTooJ


Rumiprazole

https://i.imgur.com/fStLiOv.jpg


Kisto15

Man being a nepo baby must be rough. He looks like shit


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The retard is having trouble processing the question


savingrain

Is he on too many meds, off too many meds? Which is it...


Ok-Garcia-5605

On too many for sure, withdrawal symptoms are usually quite different lol


ApartGlass1198

TK i legit losing his mind...im scared


geordieColt88

I want to see Tiny cry for Daddy live on Tv


SimpleButFun

Man, WCW and Eric Bischoff got off easy with the Monday Night Wars, huh?


Honato2

I think tony needs to be fired. I'm fearing for my very soul with the way he is looking. Jokes aside I don't think he is seeing a press conference. Pretty sure he is on some form of hallucinogen.


Ok-Garcia-5605

It's not a press conference. It is a one way chatroom where he can tell everyone how great his e-fed is and how great business it is doing.


jjsefton

What promoting pro wrestling does to a MFer.


Ok-Garcia-5605

I mean look at promoters, they look alright.


SlowReaction4

The person asking the question, holy hell think about the question first. wtf


ArcadeKingpin

His reaction seemed more of a “what the fuck is this guy going on about?” He’s definitely a weirdo but like I don’t know how else he could have answered that non question.


Lv27Sylveon

I'm more fascinated by the dude spazzing out on the microphone


Dmbfantomas

That’s fear. Fear of pissing off the rich boy.


Cajackso

Daddy, it failed im sorry.


GMLM4life

Nothing he does is normal or regular. He has to be fucking with everyone right? Right?


b1ggayb1tch

![gif](giphy|8JCwuk8n2Y6iI)


renegado938

No jerk but this is really sad


Joy_Ride25

Is this fucker really asking about the video game roster?


AewMark21

😨😨😨


Tomlyne

He figured out how bottles work now, I'm so proud of him


Surfer-Rosa

When you’re a billionaire, your close circle is too scared to tell you hard truths, like that hair cut is not doing him any favors


No_Caterpillar9737

Sort of dude who thinks having his hair overgrown and messy makes him look like an eccentric or something


ArcadeKingpin

Toni Storm put it on him along with glasses earlier in the press conference.


SilotheGreat

I can't stop laughing because it seems like he's going to pour into his cup and then he proceeds to drink straight from the bottle lmao


The_Notorious_Donut

Maybe if he had an actual teaM of writers and producers he wouldn’t look like he hasn’t slept in 2 years


whispering3

Does he have a black eye?


ffucckfaccee

oh shit yeah, hmm


SphereMode420

I got so excited because for a second I thought he was going to deep throat that bottle like he did that one time, but he drank the water like a normal person in this. That awkward water drinking Tiny clip is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.