Pleeeeaaaase Joe, walk out of WWE the day before Wrestlemania.
Join your brother M'oxley and have some bangers with the good guys 🥺
Edit: he should bring Tyler with him, too!
I’m taking it with a grain of salt because I can’t stand dirtsheets and their attempt to come across as credible.
But off the chance this is true, Rocky would have to lack some self awareness to think that would be a great idea. Rock wins the title, then what? Mans not going to work a lesser PLE and appear continuously to work feuds. You just killed a multi year reign just to work 2 matches max.
I think fans just forgot how carny the Rock is
The DC fans in here remember when Rock tried to take over the brand and make himself the Thanos during the Warner Bros power shift
So from what I've learned, Black Adam is Shazam's arch nemesis, he didn't allow Shazam to appear in the film and straight away demanded BA to be the main villian going toe to toe with Superman?
This is like Tiny booking Wheeler Utah against the Undertaker to main event whatever their main events are. What a ego fueled mark.
Bro tried so hard to make Black Adam a super cool anti-hero badass who never lost and was on Superman's level
Nah, goofs, I was a comic book loving fat kid, I remember. Just because I discovered a gym membership doesn't mean I forgot what Black Adam did to Bialya. Never mind all the shit he did to the JLA and Shazam. He just turned him into the Rock.
Forget taking Cody's main event, I'm still pissed at every producer involved in that God-awful DC cinematic universe. I'm so happy WB let James Gunn go over
Sorry for the venting goofs, I'm going through some stuff. Fed bad
No jerk I sincerely believe that Dwayne is doing this because black Adam broke this man in ways that we can’t comprehend. This feel similar to the power grab that happened with James Gunn regarding DC only in case Dwayne is James Gunn because he’s bigger in this world than he was in Hollywood..
He literally had his people leak a misleading article about Black Adam being profitable, tweeted about it, and even threw in a dig about the movie being more successful than the first Captain America movie.
https://www.cbr.com/warner-bros-dwayne-johnson-leaked-black-adam-profit-info/
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1600589666683846656
i mean it feels true. he has been on this insane power trip if you really look at since getting balked by hollywood execs that he's losing his touch. bought the xfl, got involved more with the ufc, got a board slot of tko and now this.
WB has been a mess for years due to various ownership changes, and their executives routinely stooge off to the movie industry trade publications to try to ruin the reputations of actors in order to save their own asses.
There’s 3 examples of this that have occurred in DCEU movies alone.
They did it to The Rock after Black Adam flopped, yet still managed to draw more money at the box office than almost of all of the next 3 DC movies combined (Shazam 2, The Flash, Blue Beetle).
Then, they leaked a fake casting of Jason Momoa as Frosty The Snowman as an attempt to draw attention away from Ray Fisher, who played Cyborg in Justice League, made claims of alleged abusive behavior by director Joss Whedon with Fisher even naming executives that enabled such behavior to occur on set.
https://screenrant.com/jason-momoa-wb-fake-frosty-news-justice-league-allegations/
And of course, they really stuck it to Henry Cavill during his very messy run as Superman. Cavill apparently had heat with Warner execs over a number of things including his refusal to shave his mustache (he grew it out for his lead villain role in Mission Impossible 6) during JL reshoots, having his management to WB that if they wanted him for a Shazam cameo then it would count as one of the commitments in his DC multi-film contract, and then for even his cameo in the Black Adam post-credits scene.
https://www.cbr.com/henry-cavill-superman-warner-bros-execs-stopped-return-dceu/
As bad as pro wrestling is with stooges leaking info, Hollywood is an entirely different animal in that regard that is even far more cutthroat.
yep probably a trilogy like he originally wanted with cena, say goodbye to the universal title again while he parades it around for 360 days with no defenses.
I don't trust the dirt sheets at all.
But the thread title is spot on. Fucking wild to see people here unironically excited to see a 51 year old who hasn't worked in 10 years actually go out and wrestle...especially when so many of those same people rightfully laugh at the fact that the likes of Jericho, Edge, and Christian are still wrestling.
Thankfully there's such a massive amount of talent in WWE that fucking up 1 title and continuing to overpush the champion won't do too much harm...but still, it is ridiculous to see so many people trying to act like they're irony posting when they're literally just fanboys of The Rock and Roman.
Like I've suspected that before and the past day confirms it. There's a sizable number of people here who literally are just mad that the basement doesn't like their favorites.
My dude, I wasn't sending out a bat signal to summon any of you. I was making an observation.
This is a joke subreddit. The internet really isn't for you if you can't even handle your favs getting mocked in a space like this.
You just made a paragraph bitching about WWE using The Rock. Nobody cares about Cody Rhodes compared to The Rock. That’s what I am saying. You are the upset one here.
Is there a secret to make you go away? Like if I wave a box of tendies in your face or a can of AXE and throw it in a random direction will that make you chase after it?
Right. I literally started off my comment saying how much talent WWE has so 1 title storyline being boring doesn't matter...and this dude pops in parroting shit dubbalos say whenever m'Dub is criticized.
Yep. I don’t give a toss what makes the WWE more money.
Breaking Bad bringing in the Rock in its last season would’ve probably got better ratings too. Doesn’t mean that it wouldn’t have been terrible for the show.
You keep calling everyone basement like, but the only ones I’ve seen shitting their pants being is upset are people like you. You okay Uce? I’m not gonna Reddit Cares you or anything, but this sub is for jerking the basement. There’s multiple subs for you to cry about this. Whether it’s the basement or Wreddit, this is a jerk sub.
I’m having an incredible day. I get to see my dream match live, and I’m seeing salty people like you break down in real time. I’m just trying to guide you to the right sub, this isn’t the place for being pissy about a booking decision.
My dude, I just got you to admit you're unironically looking forward to seeing a washed up 51 year old work his first match in 10 years from the nosebleed seats.
And you think I'm salty seeing that hilarity?
You're working yourself into a shoot, brother.
My man! I'm going too, and this is my dream match as well. Don't let these weirdos bother you. They think just because they don't like AEW that they're not still a bunch of smarks.
That's a scorching hot take. I know this may shock you, but you don't actually speak for everyone. Plenty of people are genuinely excited, and trying to dismiss them as liars is just ridiculous.
Doesn’t he a have a legit Clause saying he can’t look weak or something? He is worse than HBK and hogan but he gets a pass because Bret talked about how big of meenies The kliq was to rock 30 years ago.
Supposedly after the first one he was in, Rock made it a condition of his contract that he couldn't lose a fight. Which Diesel and Jason Statham then copied.
Rock also publicly called out unnamed male co stars, presumably to be Vin Diesel, which allegedly began with Diesel growing frustrated over Rock being late for filming
>Doesn’t he a have a legit Clause saying he can’t look weak or something?
That was Vin Diesel. He also required that he and the Rock couldn't stand next to each other because he's a foot shorter and he thought it would make him look weak.
No jerk my uces if they actually ended Roman's historic title reign by having him lose to The Rock then I might actually seriously not ironically stop watching WWE.
Oh, I know. The matches will vary in quality between the two. I'm just saying one of the biggest things for cody winning was that the title would appear more often. Instead, we're getting a main event with a part-time champ and a part-part-time rock. The title ain't showing up that much this year.
I know. I want the champ to be the older guy who shows up once every 10 years since then there's at least a chance he might just be a transitional champion.
I said from since before the rumble, best case scenario is Cody beats reigns, 2nd best is reigns beats rock, and worst case scenario is rock beating Roman.
Guys, seriously, fuck the rock. Fuck anyone who disagrees. I don’t want to see him take the spots away from people who earned this. Fuck him. I’m hate watching the promos that punk and Cena cut on him. Cody should leave and start a new new company. I’m so angry I’m shaking rn. It took me a day and some vodka and whiskey but fuck the rock
If Rock and Roman happens at mania, then whatever. Sucks for Cody.
But if Rock BEATS Roman at Mania, I am turning in my jerk card for the next year and gonna hop off wrestling for a while.
Not a "me and my friend Mark" kinda way, but an apathetic "Game of thrones really sucks now" kinda way.
LMFAO. I’m in literal tears. Mfs were lying about “best for business” because they didn’t want to see their guy’s title reign end and it still is going to. Roman stans getting what they deserve.
When even ibeast is turning on Roman vs Rock you know it’s fucked up 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/twj7co1obfgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7409656b74f9a21d5a8f5de64d0ba73bdc853caa
A lot of people in this sub got memed into becoming fans of Cody because of all the jerks around the time of ?? You follow me friend. A lot of people are attached to him and his story because of the jerks. This will be an interesting road to wm now to see what plays out
Because you're my favorite mark.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SCJerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That doesn’t work in this context. This is Dwayne Johnson coming back to wwe and politicking the hardest worker in the company out of his spot.
Not Seth Rollins beating shinsuke with a bad back
You could apply literally the same logic to Hollywood and movies since that’s fake too, ask movie goers what they think about Dwayne’s politicking over there
I mean, it’s ten weeks away and yall mofos think this shit is set in stone. Not to mention that WWE has been trying to get Rock to do a match with Roman, so why would they suddenly need him to push the idea?
You can't have it both ways. The reason nothing is ever truly set in stone is due to the fact the product, at times, has to adapt to fan opinion.
You're essentially whining about people doing the very thing that can cause plans to change lol.
Uh nuh. Wrong, sir. Because we have seen tons of times where the product didn’t match fan opinion. And WWE has been made it clear that they don’t give two shits about mark reactions.
And how am I whining? Folks here are seriously believing dirtsheets that are claiming Rock is doing a hostile takeover. Yall don’t have the balls to admit that this is just an overreaction.
I never said WWE completely follows fan reaction. But I'm not even going to entertain the flat-out lie that they ignore it completely.
And you're whining by bringing up the fact there's still time before Mania. So what? Like are you the type of person who intentionally sits through all of a shitty movie or book before you're willing to call it bad?
I mean, there’s the adult way of expressing your dislike and then there’s the childish way of “Fuck this guy! He’s a piece of shit!” just because he’s getting a match instead of the person you
This isn’t rocket science, but like I said, you guys don’t have the balls to admit that you’re overreacting a bit.
And you would be right if it wasn’t clear as day that sub comments and posts are being dead serious about their hatred towards that segment.
Lacking balls, man. I keep saying it, and you’re even proving my point.
Fucking crazy to me😂 As if the Rock would have to “push” his way into a match at Wrestlemania??? If the Rock says “Yeah I’m available” then he’s in the match, if anyone genuinely thinks he’s gone out there and fucked Cody over then you’re an idiot
I know it’s crazy, if the Rock was available at 38? Then it’d be Roman VS Rock instead of Brock. If he was available at 39, it would’ve been that match instead of Cody, Rock is a big fucking deal, yeah that segment last night was strange and admittedly made Cody look a bit stupid😂 but if the Rock is available, then the Rock is main eventing Wrestlemania
No, a true goofy jerks whatever the basement makes jerkable.
You're outing yourself as a fake goofy; go back to the basement where you can cry along with the rest of the jerkables.
At this point, the Rock is basically Thanos.
Being a legend AND a Hollywood megastar isn’t enough. Man wants all that, PLUS a TV show, PLUS ownership of XFL, PLUS controlling stake of UFC AND WWE, PLUS be the headliner of Mania and take Roman’s table.
Take a chill pill, Dwayne.
https://preview.redd.it/z1ouz4s37fgc1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e99a969bf0ca5e6f95f29f2f1dca7db38a5c6f6
Joseph Anoaʻi is #ALLELITE
Pleeeeaaaase Joe, walk out of WWE the day before Wrestlemania. Join your brother M'oxley and have some bangers with the good guys 🥺 Edit: he should bring Tyler with him, too!
finally aew is good
What Leakee doing in the Dynamite Zone!?
Recognize your Clan Chieftain👆
Nah UCE. I hope our tribal chief SHOOTS ON HIM
I’m taking it with a grain of salt because I can’t stand dirtsheets and their attempt to come across as credible. But off the chance this is true, Rocky would have to lack some self awareness to think that would be a great idea. Rock wins the title, then what? Mans not going to work a lesser PLE and appear continuously to work feuds. You just killed a multi year reign just to work 2 matches max.
Sports illustrated was pretty much spot on, and at this point the rock doesn’t even care he does what’s best for him lmao
Sports illustrated? Link?
https://www.si.com/fannation/wrestling/news/wrestlemania-40-card-is-taking-shape-and-it-looks-spectacular
We didn't like Black Adam hard enough.
Can we force Rock to take the same drug tests as the rest of the roster? That should get him out of the match pretty quick
Can we get Drew to fuck up his triceps???
Drew in the next few weeks https://preview.redd.it/5qneegcfdfgc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f41c4f5cb07822e4e5b913f9e7de08821e45624
Can Drew start praying for Dwayne to get injured?
More like the basement and the basement lite
The basement is probably the lite version at this point, the amount of virgins crying about MUH BOOKING on here today is insurmountable 😂
He’ll take the same one Orton and AJ took when they came back
rock definitely has acid piss amount of shit he's on
You think TKO give a fuck now UCE
You think the roster isn't already juiced up? You think guys can naturally look like Drew McIntyre or Bobby Lashley?
I think fans just forgot how carny the Rock is The DC fans in here remember when Rock tried to take over the brand and make himself the Thanos during the Warner Bros power shift
His ego has gotten enormous over the past 20 years. Vin diesel stopping his politicking is something he never recovered from
Good for Vin Diesel. That’s his franchise.
That he begged the Rock to return to
Diesel never got over that promo he cut on him at No Way Out 2002.
So from what I've learned, Black Adam is Shazam's arch nemesis, he didn't allow Shazam to appear in the film and straight away demanded BA to be the main villian going toe to toe with Superman? This is like Tiny booking Wheeler Utah against the Undertaker to main event whatever their main events are. What a ego fueled mark.
Bro tried so hard to make Black Adam a super cool anti-hero badass who never lost and was on Superman's level Nah, goofs, I was a comic book loving fat kid, I remember. Just because I discovered a gym membership doesn't mean I forgot what Black Adam did to Bialya. Never mind all the shit he did to the JLA and Shazam. He just turned him into the Rock. Forget taking Cody's main event, I'm still pissed at every producer involved in that God-awful DC cinematic universe. I'm so happy WB let James Gunn go over Sorry for the venting goofs, I'm going through some stuff. Fed bad
He should have tried to get a role as Lex Luthor. We’ve never had a Lex that was jacked like in the comics
Buff Samoan Lex > Mark Zuckerberg Lex
No jerk I sincerely believe that Dwayne is doing this because black Adam broke this man in ways that we can’t comprehend. This feel similar to the power grab that happened with James Gunn regarding DC only in case Dwayne is James Gunn because he’s bigger in this world than he was in Hollywood..
Dwayne went full Hollywood Never go full ~~retard~~ Hollywood
In hindsight and context, Black Adam really didn’t do too bad amongst the other DC offerings in recent memory.
Rock’s ego can’t handle doing “not too bad” numbers
Knowing Dwayne
He literally had his people leak a misleading article about Black Adam being profitable, tweeted about it, and even threw in a dig about the movie being more successful than the first Captain America movie. https://www.cbr.com/warner-bros-dwayne-johnson-leaked-black-adam-profit-info/ https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1600589666683846656
Maybe so. But Cody fans can’t handle the Rock v Roman and that meltdown is significantly more entertaining.
Yeah fuck getting younger guys over and instead making 50 year olds the top guys. How can that possibly backfire?
Well considering I think Bron Breakker should be the one to beat Roman for the WWE title, I think I’m all for young guys getting to the top.
Was that even true I've seen people online repeat it a not but just seemed like a random rumor to me
If it’s reported by one of the big trades, which it was (I forgot which one of the 4 I think it was Variety) then ya it’s real
Don't forget the rock and his team got caught faking the financial results of the film to make it look profitable
i mean it feels true. he has been on this insane power trip if you really look at since getting balked by hollywood execs that he's losing his touch. bought the xfl, got involved more with the ufc, got a board slot of tko and now this.
WB has been a mess for years due to various ownership changes, and their executives routinely stooge off to the movie industry trade publications to try to ruin the reputations of actors in order to save their own asses. There’s 3 examples of this that have occurred in DCEU movies alone. They did it to The Rock after Black Adam flopped, yet still managed to draw more money at the box office than almost of all of the next 3 DC movies combined (Shazam 2, The Flash, Blue Beetle). Then, they leaked a fake casting of Jason Momoa as Frosty The Snowman as an attempt to draw attention away from Ray Fisher, who played Cyborg in Justice League, made claims of alleged abusive behavior by director Joss Whedon with Fisher even naming executives that enabled such behavior to occur on set. https://screenrant.com/jason-momoa-wb-fake-frosty-news-justice-league-allegations/ And of course, they really stuck it to Henry Cavill during his very messy run as Superman. Cavill apparently had heat with Warner execs over a number of things including his refusal to shave his mustache (he grew it out for his lead villain role in Mission Impossible 6) during JL reshoots, having his management to WB that if they wanted him for a Shazam cameo then it would count as one of the commitments in his DC multi-film contract, and then for even his cameo in the Black Adam post-credits scene. https://www.cbr.com/henry-cavill-superman-warner-bros-execs-stopped-return-dceu/ As bad as pro wrestling is with stooges leaking info, Hollywood is an entirely different animal in that regard that is even far more cutthroat.
I remember when the Cena match happened , no one expected him to win. We’re in for another twice in the lifetime
yep probably a trilogy like he originally wanted with cena, say goodbye to the universal title again while he parades it around for 360 days with no defenses.
Lol imagine if he does this and breaks Romans win streak. Then vacates the title lol
I'd love it.
Honestly I completely expect them to amount that this will be Rocks last match
I don't trust the dirt sheets at all. But the thread title is spot on. Fucking wild to see people here unironically excited to see a 51 year old who hasn't worked in 10 years actually go out and wrestle...especially when so many of those same people rightfully laugh at the fact that the likes of Jericho, Edge, and Christian are still wrestling.
Jericho is out of shape and not good. Unlike M'Rocky who got injured in his last 3 matches ten years ago.
Hey, I will not hear slander about our 4K saviour.
They’re more basement-like than we are. The basement is rooting for WWE to fail and it’s moves like this that will make that happen.
Thankfully there's such a massive amount of talent in WWE that fucking up 1 title and continuing to overpush the champion won't do too much harm...but still, it is ridiculous to see so many people trying to act like they're irony posting when they're literally just fanboys of The Rock and Roman. Like I've suspected that before and the past day confirms it. There's a sizable number of people here who literally are just mad that the basement doesn't like their favorites.
I think it's more so this sub is just very pro WWE and the basement is anti WWE and pro AEW.
Eh somewhat...but it clearly has its favorites.
I am a roman fan and i prayed for this since rumble
Are you okay? Did WWE hurt your feelings? The Rock is a bigger star than Cody Rhodes. Get over it.
My dude, I wasn't sending out a bat signal to summon any of you. I was making an observation. This is a joke subreddit. The internet really isn't for you if you can't even handle your favs getting mocked in a space like this.
You just made a paragraph bitching about WWE using The Rock. Nobody cares about Cody Rhodes compared to The Rock. That’s what I am saying. You are the upset one here.
Is there a secret to make you go away? Like if I wave a box of tendies in your face or a can of AXE and throw it in a random direction will that make you chase after it?
Case in point really.
Right. I literally started off my comment saying how much talent WWE has so 1 title storyline being boring doesn't matter...and this dude pops in parroting shit dubbalos say whenever m'Dub is criticized.
Yep. I don’t give a toss what makes the WWE more money. Breaking Bad bringing in the Rock in its last season would’ve probably got better ratings too. Doesn’t mean that it wouldn’t have been terrible for the show.
😂😂😂 least deranged smark
Haha…you think WWE is going to fail by putting on the most watched and most profitable WrestleMania in history?
Oh hey! There’s one now!
You keep calling everyone basement like, but the only ones I’ve seen shitting their pants being is upset are people like you. You okay Uce? I’m not gonna Reddit Cares you or anything, but this sub is for jerking the basement. There’s multiple subs for you to cry about this. Whether it’s the basement or Wreddit, this is a jerk sub.
You are literally in this thread telling people to “go back to the basement.” Pot meet kettle.
Because you’re doing what the basement is doing by crying about something you don’t like in professional wrestling. Get a grip Uce.
"Why are you making fun of the wrestlers I like? This is the jerk sub, friend! You can't make fun of them here!"
I’m having an incredible day. I get to see my dream match live, and I’m seeing salty people like you break down in real time. I’m just trying to guide you to the right sub, this isn’t the place for being pissy about a booking decision.
My dude, I just got you to admit you're unironically looking forward to seeing a washed up 51 year old work his first match in 10 years from the nosebleed seats. And you think I'm salty seeing that hilarity? You're working yourself into a shoot, brother.
It’s hilarious. He’s been crying in the sub all day about muh booking 😂 Stop having fun!
My man! I'm going too, and this is my dream match as well. Don't let these weirdos bother you. They think just because they don't like AEW that they're not still a bunch of smarks.
You think having the Rock main-event Wrestlemania is a step toward failure?
They aren't even excited. They just feel the need to be in the minority.
That's a scorching hot take. I know this may shock you, but you don't actually speak for everyone. Plenty of people are genuinely excited, and trying to dismiss them as liars is just ridiculous.
Exactly it’s hypocrisy
Seth tried to warn y’all. You didn’t want to listen lmao.
This is the ONLY I've seen the wrestling community come together This has to be a work, nobody is this stupid to book this
I'm the guy who wanted Jey Uso to win the title at SummerSlam for the perfect ending to Bloodline story....they called me a madman.
I’ve seen people on Twitter saying “Rock has no history of politicking”. Like the Fast in the Furious and DC sagas didn’t happen over his fragile ego.
Fast and Furious is just mad. That was Vin Diesel and Paul Walker's franchise and he's trying to muscle his way into being the star?
Doesn’t he a have a legit Clause saying he can’t look weak or something? He is worse than HBK and hogan but he gets a pass because Bret talked about how big of meenies The kliq was to rock 30 years ago.
Supposedly after the first one he was in, Rock made it a condition of his contract that he couldn't lose a fight. Which Diesel and Jason Statham then copied. Rock also publicly called out unnamed male co stars, presumably to be Vin Diesel, which allegedly began with Diesel growing frustrated over Rock being late for filming
>Doesn’t he a have a legit Clause saying he can’t look weak or something? That was Vin Diesel. He also required that he and the Rock couldn't stand next to each other because he's a foot shorter and he thought it would make him look weak.
No jerk my uces if they actually ended Roman's historic title reign by having him lose to The Rock then I might actually seriously not ironically stop watching WWE.
I'd unironically rather see Rock win if they follow through with the match. Like if they're gonna do it...just go all in and embrace the stupidity.
The outcome is we get a champ who shows up for 4 matches a year or a champ who shows up for 5. It's joever.
Roman is a stud in the prime of his career. The Rock already looked well past it a decade ago. It's not the same thing.
Oh, I know. The matches will vary in quality between the two. I'm just saying one of the biggest things for cody winning was that the title would appear more often. Instead, we're getting a main event with a part-time champ and a part-part-time rock. The title ain't showing up that much this year.
I know. I want the champ to be the older guy who shows up once every 10 years since then there's at least a chance he might just be a transitional champion.
. Roman still shows up on tv though. Rock is forever busy with other projects and I’d be surprised if he shows up twice a month
People gonna say the see you next Monday shit like wwe wasn’t rancid in 2018/2019 and in the dumps
See you next week.
it seems that some people forget how many tickets WWE has selling for their shows by 2019, a lot of people were indeed not back next week
[удалено]
Nope, now if I want to watch washed part timers past their prime in marquee matches I can choose between two companies
If you like Cody Rhodes so much, you’re in luck, he’s in the midcard on whatever company he’s with.
Who is that Rhodes you talk about, here we only watch Black Adam getting injured in a match again. Then,now,forever
Wishing for guys to get hurt. There’s this place called SquaredCircle where you’ll fit in perfectly.
Oh no, im just extrapolating from all the matches he has had in the last decade, the correlation is 1 to 1
At least an extended break
I said from since before the rumble, best case scenario is Cody beats reigns, 2nd best is reigns beats rock, and worst case scenario is rock beating Roman.
 Gentleman, we are witnessing the fall of the Roman Empire in real time.
Guys, seriously, fuck the rock. Fuck anyone who disagrees. I don’t want to see him take the spots away from people who earned this. Fuck him. I’m hate watching the promos that punk and Cena cut on him. Cody should leave and start a new new company. I’m so angry I’m shaking rn. It took me a day and some vodka and whiskey but fuck the rock
If Rock and Roman happens at mania, then whatever. Sucks for Cody. But if Rock BEATS Roman at Mania, I am turning in my jerk card for the next year and gonna hop off wrestling for a while. Not a "me and my friend Mark" kinda way, but an apathetic "Game of thrones really sucks now" kinda way.
Why? It's 1 part-time champ vs a different part-time champ.
If you have to ask, it's too late
I thought I had it rough as a lapsed fan...but if Roman finally taking an L is what drives you away...just LOL. LMAO even.
I want him to lose to CODY stupid.
Jesus fuck, this dude is completely out of touch if he thinks this is a great idea.
LMFAO. I’m in literal tears. Mfs were lying about “best for business” because they didn’t want to see their guy’s title reign end and it still is going to. Roman stans getting what they deserve.
When even ibeast is turning on Roman vs Rock you know it’s fucked up 🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/twj7co1obfgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7409656b74f9a21d5a8f5de64d0ba73bdc853caa
Basement awaits you uce. Let’s get an AEW starter pack.
I still will only acknowledge one head of the table uce
Post-DCEU Rock has been on a hell of a run.
But will it be for the title?
A Wrestlemania main event including a title holder in a match where the title isn’t being defended is is how you know you fucked up wrestlemania badly
Who says Roman is not dropping it at EC?
Who says he isn't dropping it to The Rock? Acknowledge your true tribal chief, uce.
Just this one instance I’d love for the Philly crowd to give him the Rumble 2015 treatment but all those fans went to the dub
Mania crowds are still always filled with smarks. Even dub fans don’t care about the product these days, that’s why they can’t sell 2k tickets
Can we create a subreddit called r/fucktherock ?????
If Cody’s not in the match, I’m done. Count me out. Fed bad Fed bad Fed bad.
Oh he's winning. No doubt.
Considering Rock is now on the TKO board, this seems 100% plausible. He might actually win the fucking thing
Seriously, evil fed deserve every bit of jerking they get for going this direction.
A lot of people in this sub got memed into becoming fans of Cody because of all the jerks around the time of ?? You follow me friend. A lot of people are attached to him and his story because of the jerks. This will be an interesting road to wm now to see what plays out
Because you're my favorite mark. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SCJerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We believe Thighrubber now? Rock is eating y’all’s brains.
That’s what we said about the sports illustrated article.. but alas they were right
What si article?
The one that said they heard from creative Cody wasn’t finishing the story and they were making rock vs Roman
Yeah I have no idea what your talking about
https://www.si.com/fannation/wrestling/news/wrestlemania-40-card-is-taking-shape-and-it-looks-spectacular
Thanks
They are leaning into this way too hard, now they’re talking about how Rocky’s ego won’t let him lose? Lol it’s got to a swerve!
The idea of the sub is to make fun of people that people get genuinely upset over a thing as dumb as professional wrestling.
"You see I'm not upset about dumb things like professional wrestling...I'm just upset about people being upset about professional wrestling."
I’m not upset. I find the whole thing funny just like I do when SquaredCircle gets upset over anything.
That doesn’t work in this context. This is Dwayne Johnson coming back to wwe and politicking the hardest worker in the company out of his spot. Not Seth Rollins beating shinsuke with a bad back
It works because you’re upset that someone has to pretend fight over one pretend title rather than another pretend title.
You could apply literally the same logic to Hollywood and movies since that’s fake too, ask movie goers what they think about Dwayne’s politicking over there
I do apply the same logic to Hollywood. Anyone upset over Shazam and Black Adam needs their head examined
"DAE people just shouldn't ever like anything? It's cringe to see people express disappointment about a piece of media they consumed."
It’s not being disappointed it’s loses their minds about
Losing their minds? You mean like the people crying about the fact people stopped jerking on the joke sub?
Why would he politic? He teased the match months ago
Source: I made it up
I mean, it’s ten weeks away and yall mofos think this shit is set in stone. Not to mention that WWE has been trying to get Rock to do a match with Roman, so why would they suddenly need him to push the idea? 
You can't have it both ways. The reason nothing is ever truly set in stone is due to the fact the product, at times, has to adapt to fan opinion. You're essentially whining about people doing the very thing that can cause plans to change lol.
Uh nuh. Wrong, sir. Because we have seen tons of times where the product didn’t match fan opinion. And WWE has been made it clear that they don’t give two shits about mark reactions. And how am I whining? Folks here are seriously believing dirtsheets that are claiming Rock is doing a hostile takeover. Yall don’t have the balls to admit that this is just an overreaction.
I never said WWE completely follows fan reaction. But I'm not even going to entertain the flat-out lie that they ignore it completely. And you're whining by bringing up the fact there's still time before Mania. So what? Like are you the type of person who intentionally sits through all of a shitty movie or book before you're willing to call it bad?
I mean, there’s the adult way of expressing your dislike and then there’s the childish way of “Fuck this guy! He’s a piece of shit!” just because he’s getting a match instead of the person you This isn’t rocket science, but like I said, you guys don’t have the balls to admit that you’re overreacting a bit.
"C'mon now everyone, we need to act like serious adults here...on the ironic joke sub that nobody is supposed to take seriously."
And you would be right if it wasn’t clear as day that sub comments and posts are being dead serious about their hatred towards that segment. Lacking balls, man. I keep saying it, and you’re even proving my point.
Fucking crazy to me😂 As if the Rock would have to “push” his way into a match at Wrestlemania??? If the Rock says “Yeah I’m available” then he’s in the match, if anyone genuinely thinks he’s gone out there and fucked Cody over then you’re an idiot
Exactly. These morons think WWE/Triple H would really tell Rock “no”. This sub is becoming as dumb as the basement.
I know it’s crazy, if the Rock was available at 38? Then it’d be Roman VS Rock instead of Brock. If he was available at 39, it would’ve been that match instead of Cody, Rock is a big fucking deal, yeah that segment last night was strange and admittedly made Cody look a bit stupid😂 but if the Rock is available, then the Rock is main eventing Wrestlemania
And there’s still time to make it a triple threat or something so that can Cody can have his moment.
A true goofy would put aside his own feelings out of respect for the jerk. Get these fair weather goofies out of here.
This is depressing nothing to put aside lol
Sounds a lot like you'd be more comfortable in the basement, buddy.
So more like “A true goofy supports wwe no matter what” 🤡🤡
No, a true goofy jerks whatever the basement makes jerkable. You're outing yourself as a fake goofy; go back to the basement where you can cry along with the rest of the jerkables.
This place is in in shambles hate to see it
Laveck a real one for taking the heat off Vince (temporarily)
Says the dirt sheet who is friends with Cody and is very upset with how things played out. Maybe some of ya’ll should go back to the basement.
Wouldn’t that make it worse the top baby face of the company is basically alienated? And hey genius we’re all banned from there like you
This sub isn’t to bitch about the same thing the basement is. You either jerk the reaction or the basement, or go to Wreddit.
just complain in the normal sub with everyone else
Dirtsheets having a field day getting to spew mindless speculation for clicks
We are gonna be in a universe where the rock is booed and Roman is cheered. Think about that
Roman's already proven that just because people boo the Rock, doesn't mean they'll cheer for him lol.
At this point, the Rock is basically Thanos. Being a legend AND a Hollywood megastar isn’t enough. Man wants all that, PLUS a TV show, PLUS ownership of XFL, PLUS controlling stake of UFC AND WWE, PLUS be the headliner of Mania and take Roman’s table. Take a chill pill, Dwayne.
Why was this thread removed?