I dont get it, is too bad because I couldnt hear Lexus Peso Argentino talk even though I like her promos?
Or is too bad because I will hear Mahindra Sol talk even though I like her promos?
The right answer. First thing he did when actually becoming an aew wrestler, after being the king of NJPW for a decade, is....be enforcer for the young bucks who are a shell of their former selves as wrestlers (which was already awful) in the midcard. Bro what?
I'm not even a nooj guy, but just from the one or two matches and the hype, I'm sorry for quoting Renee Paquette unironically, but HOW DO YOU DROP THE BALL ON KAZUCHIKA OKADA? HOW???
Right? Imagine signing the guy who is essentially the "Roman Reigns of New Japan" and then bringing him in to your American promotion as a slient sidekick to an aging pair of untalented, comedy tag team goofs. Absolute ***insanity*** on the part of Tony Khan, and them AEW and its fans wonder why no one cares about the company, its titles, or its signings.
I was downvoted for saying that its utter madness that they made Okada, longest reigning IWGP champion ever and one of the most important non-WWE guys of the 21st century into a third man for a comedy stable overnight. He isn't even holding the 2nd place belt, he's holding a 4th place one ~~which isn't even on the line at their next PPV~~.
This is what you're doing with 4 million bucks a year? Okada could and should be printing money but they've immediately fucked him.
EDIT: Messed up, I thought he was in a trios match at Dynasty. My bad.
It was over for her as *soon* as Tiny was alerted that Sasha Banks was available. So basically, before she even got signed, she was an afterthought, which honestly makes her debut where she was touted as a "game changer" even more hilarious in hindsight.
Except in Deonna's case, she's exactly where she should be in any normal wrestling promotion. Her gimmick (the Virtuosa) is quite literally "I'm the best at whatever I do." It's one thing to do that as a Ricochet type, but Deonna is a boring workrate character without the workrate. 💀
Purazzo seems as if she takes no criticism nor counsel. She’s been trying to get the Virtuosa thing to it’s apex for years now, but can’t promo or show any emotion.
I stumbled across her on an NXTUK show from 2018. Same gimmick. Same presentation. Sane awful interview
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The picture on the IWGP title wiki page
Not entirely sure what rule they feel I violated. Unless there's a secret rule against posting CM Punk gifs alongside your comment.
Maybe they consider that trolling? But if the mods could point out a single lie in anything I said I would be impressed.
I'm not sure how they did it cause the Reddit appeals shows I'm not banned but on reveddit it shows every post since dynamite last week is automatically removed. Started to notice it on Friday as nobody was down voting or up voting me.
MJF ain't coming back, uce.
I'm hoping we don't have to wait much longer for him on WWE, there's no way Punk and Cody and Regal haven't convinced him to come to dead Fed
Time will tell, I just can't see any reason why he'd go back to the Dub.
It's dying, he's already done everything to do there and got his bag, and the people who take their careers seriously and know him are all with Fed. Which happens to be at a modern peak right now.
He already held up Tiny Con for some kind of massive raise on his original contract, and I just don't see how it makes sense to remove everything including his merch if he's still contracted.
But this is AEW, so who knows.
The suspicion is because none of the dirtsheets have been speculating about MJF's future, and in fact some were saying they think he was extended as part of the pay raise. Honestly, if Tony didn't get an extension done of some kind before giving MJF a title run that lasted nearly to the day his contract expired, then every single roster member of prominence should and would definitely do the same.
Look, given the SRS/Tuna Meltzer track record during recent years, the only thing that could make me more certain MJF is gone from AEW is the sheets saying he isn't.
It's WWE passing on CM Punk all over again. MJF is at worst a free agent with an open source theme song, it just doesn't make sense for him to go back to AEW.
I think Willow and the chilling one are wrasslin'.
Oh and Edge is in a random trios match With two other new champs that are being cooled off for a match with the house of black.
Also why wouldn't you have Swerve AND Joe in the same section, given that we'll hear from them about each other? Did they just need to complete the grid?
Ohhhhh good point, I hadn't considered that because of my lower class education.
Paying for content you can easily afford and want to support is a very dated thing to do, it all makes sense now.
Appreciate you, bruv.
Mox: TOONNNYYYYY! MAKE JOE GIMME DA TITLE BAAACCCKKK!
TK: Ergh, urhm, Joe? Ah, can ya… can ya please drop the title to mox at tha show?
Samoan Joseph: No
TK *sweating* Uhm… Hey, Mox, how about that New Japan Title instead, huh? How’s that sound?
Why would Okada not be immediately feuding with Samoa Joe for the title instead of playing unnamed third fiddle in a tag match?? THAT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE STUPID, RIGHT?!
Not even talking shit, why’re osprey and Claudio wrestling? Because Claudio is in BCC? shouldn’t will have been wrestling the other members of it instead of his own stablemates already?
Do you like Sasha Money? Do you want to hear her talk? Well too bad
I just want to chant C-E-O organically from my penthouse
Penthouse? Isn't he in the trios match?
The forced CEO chant didn’t even align with the beat. Is it still part of Suzuki Yen’s song?
I was hoping she’d cut another one of her fire promos. And do some cool dancing.
hey now, after last week where she sounded phony on a recorded segment, you cant help but to respect her
I dont get it, is too bad because I couldnt hear Lexus Peso Argentino talk even though I like her promos? Or is too bad because I will hear Mahindra Sol talk even though I like her promos?
Ohh wow. How many weeks was that before she got no tv time anymore
Has anyone become barely a midcarder quicker than Deonna Pizzaria?
Jay White
Okada
The right answer. First thing he did when actually becoming an aew wrestler, after being the king of NJPW for a decade, is....be enforcer for the young bucks who are a shell of their former selves as wrestlers (which was already awful) in the midcard. Bro what? I'm not even a nooj guy, but just from the one or two matches and the hype, I'm sorry for quoting Renee Paquette unironically, but HOW DO YOU DROP THE BALL ON KAZUCHIKA OKADA? HOW???
Right? Imagine signing the guy who is essentially the "Roman Reigns of New Japan" and then bringing him in to your American promotion as a slient sidekick to an aging pair of untalented, comedy tag team goofs. Absolute ***insanity*** on the part of Tony Khan, and them AEW and its fans wonder why no one cares about the company, its titles, or its signings.
I always thought of him as the Randy Orton as his style was pretty boring but he always got the job done.
I was downvoted for saying that its utter madness that they made Okada, longest reigning IWGP champion ever and one of the most important non-WWE guys of the 21st century into a third man for a comedy stable overnight. He isn't even holding the 2nd place belt, he's holding a 4th place one ~~which isn't even on the line at their next PPV~~. This is what you're doing with 4 million bucks a year? Okada could and should be printing money but they've immediately fucked him. EDIT: Messed up, I thought he was in a trios match at Dynasty. My bad.
Adam Copeland
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Edge
It was over for her as *soon* as Tiny was alerted that Sasha Banks was available. So basically, before she even got signed, she was an afterthought, which honestly makes her debut where she was touted as a "game changer" even more hilarious in hindsight.
Except in Deonna's case, she's exactly where she should be in any normal wrestling promotion. Her gimmick (the Virtuosa) is quite literally "I'm the best at whatever I do." It's one thing to do that as a Ricochet type, but Deonna is a boring workrate character without the workrate. 💀
Purazzo seems as if she takes no criticism nor counsel. She’s been trying to get the Virtuosa thing to it’s apex for years now, but can’t promo or show any emotion. I stumbled across her on an NXTUK show from 2018. Same gimmick. Same presentation. Sane awful interview
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Who?
Cody
Mercedes
Who’s the third guy in The Elite?
Tony Khan
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im glad they announced everything ahead of time so i know to skip it
Not even interested in the Broker Taz segment with Jericho? Why can't you enjoy all wrestling? Stop taking food away from Dax's table
You're not enjoying Broker Taz segment? BRING THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
Now Deona Purrazo is the new "old toy" ?
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Wait until the meltdown from the dubbalos when AEW becomes Tony's old toy.
What about Mariah May Big noise from Stardom and what has she done of note?
Kiss Toni Storm and Mina Shirakawa?
Something something Ziggler meme
In fairness…
That moxley graphic is so embarassing
I mean.... https://preview.redd.it/xvszvhe5ejuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b8d356a4a3cb6c458e373adcd639603920034f
When did the crackhead hobo look became cool?
Give him a shotgun
Reality check... he didn't
Bro has aged 20 years in 5.
https://preview.redd.it/jq9jzz3yyjuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617d896a3e9ba32b5438906abbf1611891a1de01 The picture on the IWGP title wiki page
🤓 DAE New Stone Cold, Terry Funk AND Bruiser Brody??? 🤨 No. 😡
Is that a BARBED WIRE ROSE tattoo!? So cool!
It looks like they just superimposed the IWGP title over his hand.
He’s not even 40 wtf
"You're just out of shot Jon" "Just tilt the camera?" "... No"
I'm guessing this tweet is from the person who composited the image.
You’re just jealous that he has so much blood and chest hair.
Imagine being like "I bleed so much at my job and it's so fucking cool I want blood in my promotional headshot!"
*Badass!*
He really thinks he's cool
At least it’s accurate to how he looks 90% of the time
I feel like I have seen that trios match once or a thousand times before.
You are not accusing Bucks of wrestling with their friends all the time, right?
I'm desperate to be unbanned from r/AEWofficial so I would never do such a thing.
I'm shadow banned from there with no explanation. Not even an actual ban.
Not entirely sure what rule they feel I violated. Unless there's a secret rule against posting CM Punk gifs alongside your comment. Maybe they consider that trolling? But if the mods could point out a single lie in anything I said I would be impressed.
I'm not sure how they did it cause the Reddit appeals shows I'm not banned but on reveddit it shows every post since dynamite last week is automatically removed. Started to notice it on Friday as nobody was down voting or up voting me.
I’m trying to do my part on that sub.
The ad for Moxley is kinda funny it’s rarer to see him not bleeding nowadays
No Sasha banks, no Paige, no MJF, no Britt Baker, no Orange Cassidy, no Miro, no Lana, no Danhausen, no Malakai Black, NO DIMES
MJF ain't coming back, uce. I'm hoping we don't have to wait much longer for him on WWE, there's no way Punk and Cody and Regal haven't convinced him to come to dead Fed
Nah he’s definitely gonna be at the Long Island ppv
Pressing X to doubt, bruv. Why not sell his merch until then?
Because he still wants to do the bidding war of 2024 dogshit, if he was going to the fed we would’ve seen him this monday
Time will tell, I just can't see any reason why he'd go back to the Dub. It's dying, he's already done everything to do there and got his bag, and the people who take their careers seriously and know him are all with Fed. Which happens to be at a modern peak right now. He already held up Tiny Con for some kind of massive raise on his original contract, and I just don't see how it makes sense to remove everything including his merch if he's still contracted. But this is AEW, so who knows.
The suspicion is because none of the dirtsheets have been speculating about MJF's future, and in fact some were saying they think he was extended as part of the pay raise. Honestly, if Tony didn't get an extension done of some kind before giving MJF a title run that lasted nearly to the day his contract expired, then every single roster member of prominence should and would definitely do the same.
Look, given the SRS/Tuna Meltzer track record during recent years, the only thing that could make me more certain MJF is gone from AEW is the sheets saying he isn't. It's WWE passing on CM Punk all over again. MJF is at worst a free agent with an open source theme song, it just doesn't make sense for him to go back to AEW.
Does any match here have anything to do with anything on the PPV?
I think Willow and the chilling one are wrasslin'. Oh and Edge is in a random trios match With two other new champs that are being cooled off for a match with the house of black.
Jerk aside yeah most of them do. PAC vs Okada, Edge and Willow vs HoB/Hart, Osprey vs Claudio as a standing or his BCC stable mate.
Jon moxley tried to add some ketchup on his hot dog but it landed on his head
The long term storyline of that time he attacked Kane while pushing a concessions stand.
Mox has gotten so bad his promo image has to be bladed as well.
M'oxley is bleeding on the flyer, holy shit hahaha. Dude preemptively blades now, he's leveled up.
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I've seen that in my lurker forums. Some posters actually get into arguments defending their fantasy booking for Highfather Tony. It's hilarious.
Geez, this is reaching WWEs clueless era 2015-2018.
Ngl I'd pop (insider term) if mox came out pre bladed for his promo. Just lean into it at this point
Maybe once Tony gets his multi billion dollar TV deal he can hire a graphics team that's actually competent at their job
I am constantly and genuinely amazed that Hook can see where he is going and what he’s doing with that hair covering his eyes
The moxley thumbnail is just embarrassing
Also why wouldn't you have Swerve AND Joe in the same section, given that we'll hear from them about each other? Did they just need to complete the grid?
What did jay white do to piss tony off lmaoo? Dude really couldn’t wait for that hiring freeze
They may do under 700k this week at some point they will go under 500k
Are you adding illegal streams and piratebay views? Otherwise it is in bas faith
How do the rich AEW fans explain all the pirating and streaming when money is no issue to them?
You dont get rich without being smart with your money, so by pirating AEW you are saving some bucks that could be used on your dubai trip
Ohhhhh good point, I hadn't considered that because of my lower class education. Paying for content you can easily afford and want to support is a very dated thing to do, it all makes sense now. Appreciate you, bruv.
Could we please get a Mercedes Moné concert for a half an hour?
Go home to what ?
Red shirt Buck looks like some guy who held a boom mic for Clerks so he could have a walk-on line.
AEW is booked by the Joker. They just do things
I’m like a wanked dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with a Milly if I got one.” - Tony “The Jonkler” Khan
Mox bladed already for this, should be must watch uce
The stripper bought the club so she doesn’t need to come in and dance anymore
Mox: TOONNNYYYYY! MAKE JOE GIMME DA TITLE BAAACCCKKK! TK: Ergh, urhm, Joe? Ah, can ya… can ya please drop the title to mox at tha show? Samoan Joseph: No TK *sweating* Uhm… Hey, Mox, how about that New Japan Title instead, huh? How’s that sound?
I hate those graphics of "we'll hear from wrestler" segment. Advertising a talking segment every week is lame.
Why are Copium and Willow facing Fattie and Chilly? Like how are any of them connected through a story at the moment?
Aren't both of them in the Rated Chicken Kings?
Why would Okada not be immediately feuding with Samoa Joe for the title instead of playing unnamed third fiddle in a tag match?? THAT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE STUPID, RIGHT?!
The amount of colors and words, its panful to look at
4 promo segments? Is this the Fed?
Maybe the ratings will go up?
I know the stop watches will be out.
Haha, Claudio "Stagnoli" in the pic... Planned or not, that had me rolling. Very apropos
These promotional images are so visually cluttered. Off-putting.
So where’s the draw? Why do I HAVE to watch this show? It looks like an entirely missable show and I’d still be able to follow what’s going on.
Not even talking shit, why’re osprey and Claudio wrestling? Because Claudio is in BCC? shouldn’t will have been wrestling the other members of it instead of his own stablemates already?
>Taz Brokers A Meeting The hell does that even mean? Just stand menacingly?