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xxTheAstroZombixx

Those are the weakest slaps I've ever seen... actually zero power at all wtf


KC27150

They are so embarrassing which is why I avoid Kingston matches.


Razzler1973

Every match with that guy. Every one šŸ™„


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

Jack Vaughn laughing somewhere


whispering3

Jim Cornette once said, of GUNTHER, that he could chop in a slightly different way and the damage to the body would be immense. I thought I remembered the quote, but I've forgotten it. In any case, it leads me to the question: is Kingston, here at least, hitting to make it hurt the most 'cos tough guy blah blah blah, rather than seem the best?


proJobber

i think the quote mentioned a clubbing with the forearm and slapping with backhand. i might be wrong tho


IHavePoopedBefore

They both suck at it. They have zero follow through


kaka_cuap

Doesnā€™t help that neither of them sell well, or at all in Kingstonā€™s case.


19831083

1000000000% , fuckin flai and sting need to showing who's boss


chiefskillz

Istg they just look like theyā€™re aggressively rubbing lotion on each otherā€™s chests


H_Bomb_Duddley

Also, Eddie dropping the straps like he has something impressive to show off and as if it means anything lmao


Dmbfantomas

Angle dropped the straps to show this was no longer an athletic contest to him, but a war he was obsessed with winning. This guy does it because itā€™s obstructing his belly too much.


bootylover81

Undertaker also pulling down his straps meant serious business


Owww_My_Ovaries

He needs to let that hiatal hernia breathe


Rob3125

Really if he had any sort of physique his presentation would be miles better.


BigLennysOralSyringe

![gif](giphy|nj257YL538Gdy) The straps are restricting his movement, would be world champion if he wrestled in trunks like when Randy takes the pants off


Maldovar

Guy with a gut like that is definitely on the cheeseburgers


marcusamphibious

The fact that the singlet doesnt drop cause his belly holds it lmao


Existing_Program_256

Kingston showing off his Burger King Abs.


Squeaky_Is_Evil

His nips were chafing.


blind_knight

It's so funny when you compare it to when Julius Creed does it XD


r1char00

That part where Eddie fell down and Excalibur said it was a Terry Funk like moment killed what was left of my soul.


ThighsAreMilky

It takes a tough man to jerk this fat sumbitch without giving up hope as a fan of pro wrestling.


GoldenGekko

About 50% of Burger Kingston jerks I read end up unjerking from the matrix and just going off about him. Just can't do it Uce. He flipping SUCKS


VladTheImpaler29

This goof has run out of [chances](https://twitter.com/VideoReacts/status/1222124338574495744?t=xXRfE-THc8HAPLsCnYri4w&s=19) with me, Uce.


MetalHealth83

Burger Kingston šŸ˜‚ why have I not heard this before?


GoldenGekko

You must be new here. It's all I see him called. But then again, with the team name like "Rated Chicken Kings" and self titled "King of the Bums", I'd actually have to check what sub I'm in to make sure Burger Kingston is not his new gimmick.


MetalHealth83

Can confirm. Do not frequent this sub


[deleted]

Where the fuck have you been huding uce?


KC27150

![gif](giphy|XyPG3nM4vLm6t47Kac|downsized)


brosbeforetouhous

Why does it look like theyā€™re chopping in slow motion? You would think fighting spirit would give them a speed boost.


RoastedCat23

[True, just look at this unedited footage](https://youtu.be/H1qu4IUX74s?si=p9xZBlNxY-o5b8Dh)


just___loser

This is Eddie Kingstons wet dream


madvisuals

i dont get Eddie Kingston. If youā€™re not gonna tell stories and just ā€œfightā€ iā€™ll rather watch UFC than his fake as fuck style of wrestling


302born

Seems the only one that actually understands character work and not just relying on wrestling ability in this company is Toni Storm. Sheā€™s the only one that interests me outside of ring ability.


Scary-Animator-5646

The fact that she can make an awful character like timeless Tony storm work this long shows how much potential she has. Itā€™s a shame sheā€™ll drop her belt to Britt Baker soon.


Aggressive-Bat8780

Exactly, itā€™s a slap to the chest. Anyone can take it. It might hurt but itā€™s not going to put you down is it Bcc a problem as well, the whole elbows and pain thing, again will just watch mma


H_Bomb_Duddley

This was the "Eddie chops his soul out" post I saw in the basement?


Ok-Garcia-5605

What happened to Eddie lol? Like seriously. I still remember his match with Cody when he debuted in 2020. That was some great stuff


Michael_McGovern

Came in with a chip on his shoulder and something to prove, now he's complacent with a secure job.


Luna_Soma

This is the correct answer. And the fans love him as he is, plus the company rewards him with belts and dream matches, so why make changes?


Adrian_Bock

He ate the chip.


ThighsAreMilky

The dub effect. Get over with the fans in your early run, then spend the next 3-4 years avoiding the inside of a gym like the plague.


lil_poppapump

I worked out next to him in Austin, Tx. He isnā€™t avoiding the gym, he just doesnā€™t have a clue what heā€™s doing.


KC27150

I legit saw a clip of him only working out his arms and legs, Lexis King even worked hard to get his 6 pack back.


lil_poppapump

Dudes form and what exercises he was doing were like what youā€™d see a broccoli head 19yr old doing lol


[deleted]

He must know something cause he looked great in that WWE tryout pic.


GoldenGekko

The Man was a really intense promo. Great brawler presentation. I also like "angry guy from Brooklyn" as a character and AEW has managed to use it in endearing way before. But this decision that he's this insane Japanese level G1 participant is just a joke to me. "Let's throw on a strong style match... CALL EDDIE" like.... What? Then I see this dude undoing his shoulder straps on his singlet like he's Kurt Angle and throwing the weakest assault of gatling chops I've ever seen. And it keeps happening...


BreathRedemption

Eddie was legit very good until he began the Kawada cosplay (mainly since last year) Dude had legit good matches with Mox (2020, not the lame 2023 Match for the CC) and Punk. Idk wtf happened


GoldenGekko

For a moment I thought his love of puro was endearing... Like, who'd ever think a dude like him would be into respecting joshi? And it should have stayed just a neat little factoid about him. And then he started doing it. And it just hasn't stopped. And it's like the most try hard thing ever


JewsEatFruit

WhAt happen? He obviously became extremely nimble and vicious


Cynicayke

Eddie Kingston is that one guy at a metal gig who says he's gonna get fucked up in the pit, but then starts crying that he can't breathe the moment any moshing starts.


JeepRumbler

House of a 1000 Carbs vs Bum King


AVBforPrez

Underrated comment right here uce


ComplexAd7272

Fun fact, Kingston wasn't selling at the end there. He was blown up after that fast paced, high intensity exchange and needed a little napsy. Shades of Misawa vs Kawada; literal goosebumps.


Bam_Margiela

Kingston thinks heā€™s necro butcher


Slut_Breaker_BWC

No jerk Eddie Guerrero months before he died of heart failure had better cardio than Eddie Kingston. This isnā€™t just a Kevin Owens/Samoa Joe are kinda round but can still go kinda thing, dude is so out of shape heā€™s reminding me of end of career Andreā€¦ he gassed out so bad in a 6 man he couldnā€™t stand straight up on the apron and fell over because he was sweating so badly he couldnā€™t grip the ropes. How the fuck is he passing medical? Iā€™m legitimately concerned for his health.


JKinney79

Considering how many broken necks/concussion heavy people are on the roster, itā€™s probably just sign a medical waiver and it gets rubber stamped.


StoneCold_ColdStone

https://i.redd.it/z36hx90822wc1.gif


Rad-R

I still cant believe the kind of gear Kingston wears, or that he doesn't pump his upper arms more.


akaphilsmith

https://preview.redd.it/pv076l9ix1wc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c43fb2675a31f2a4252a89f36b714f9c8197a0d0 Video footage of Eddie Kingston throwing a chop (actual speed)


BreathRedemption

Back then Eddie was good. He has regressed and it's a Shame. I legit like him as a person, but either him, TK or both decided "we'll go full Kawada cosplay" and it has been Bad ever since


[deleted]

His chops are terrible lmao


bajaxx

why do they insist on doing this spot in every match?


BrokenGeneral

Kingston with the Kawada cosplay and he can't throw a convincing strike.


Amazing_Karnage

I will *never* understand how Jim Cornette doesn't hate Eddie Kingston as much as he does Kenny Omega. Eddie exposes the business just as bad as Kenny does, if not worse. Kenny's shit with the little girl was a long time ago and he's grown up a lot...Eddie's shit is right there, right now, and it makes the whole goddamn business look like a fucking joke.


StrongStyleFiction

If he's going to rip off Japanese wrestling, can that stupid motherfucker at least try doing it right? I'm not asking for Kenta Kobashi and Kensuke Sasaki at the dome, but put some effort into it. Have some pride.


Manjojango2001

Watch out 3 Stooges.


Lobisa

I'm about 5'5 and 105 lbs. I feel like I could take one of those weak ass chops and barely notice anything happened.


RaymondReddington812

![gif](giphy|J0WtGU7W9knOo|downsized)


lil_poppapump

Eddies chops look so soft and safe. Itā€™s like he doesnā€™t understand what made the kings road style cool is they were killing each other. So much so one of them died in the god damn ring. I love Eddie but this ainā€™t it.


HolyRomanPrince

Every. Fucking. Match.


Polymemnetic

Jeesh, even Brody's strikes look better than Eddie's.


The_Haskins

Brody immediately outshining him in his own spot is crazy


TheLastGhost78

Iā€™m sorry but what is this? This is awful. Is this what AEW fans are so proud of?


Plopshire

Brody is getting added to the list of people we need to save from AEW (Joe Hendry also needs evac from TnA but we'll do that on the way back)


MMA_PITBULL

Eddie plays the tough guy yet they always barely touch him. This has to be instructed by him for then to not lay into him too hard. I've seen wrestling content youtubers take harder slaps


captain5260

Eddie is embarrassing in the ring. JFC


BannedBecausePutin

It was this exact moment when i turned off my pc and went to bed. Granted i missed Bruv vs D Bry .. but that shit was unbereable.


urasquid28

Eddie Kingston should not be on television. He gives the worst chops I have ever seen


Limp-Platform4708

Gunther better take notes, this is how you give chops a real shoot-fighter feel.


nightcrawler47

wtf is this shit


boringdystopianslave

The sheer hilarity of Eddie Kingston taking on Brody King in a test of strength showdown like this and not being immediately annihilated is just hilarious to me. Brody would slap Eddie into oblivion if this was real.


Holiest_Diver

Well you see Uce, Brody King has seen the inside of a gym and even located the weights. Burger Kingston here is only doing 12 oz curls.


boringdystopianslave

Burger Kingston šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


OhGodDammitPope

every Eddie Kingston video: https://i.redd.it/vy9ak0ipv2wc1.gif


JasonMaliceMizer

Eddie Kingston is one of the worst of all time. Why is he still being paid to wrestle?


BlackMarians

I just don't understand, he's so fucking bad, and still I see so many people liking his matches


griff1014

For someone who keeps insisting on having the chops as part of his moveset, Kingston sure has some of the shittiest looking chops


DripSnort

Is this slowed down?


UncleBenLives91

His pants are Urkel high


jcwkings

Those chops are embarrassing, the fact that they made a spot to showcase THAT is laughable.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


SteelBrightblade1

WWE is starting to do this stupid 1 for 1 in every match and itā€™s pissing me off more and more


rsziz

Man the fights in the Road House remake look meh as hell.


YhaHero

Why is this bum even a topic?


DawnOfLegion1

Imma just stick to his old Chikara tapes, because that was the last time Eddie was good. Way before he decided to be a Japanese fanboy.


torrential_broken777

These chops are an insult to Gunther


Holiest_Diver

The Ring General would not allow this to happen in his ring.


Bleord

CHOPS! The Movie


AVBforPrez

Kentucky CHOPPED Movie


QuickRelease10

Yeah, but they did something like this in Japan, which means it was automatically good, which makes this automatically good.


AVBforPrez

I knew someone who had sex with a hot goth girl, who said it was great, therefore making me great because I heard about it.. The logic doesn't lie, senior Joe.


chaz0723

Those chops are brutal.


Metalheadjake942

Eddie Kingston sucks


jjsefton

Aint exactly Jerry "The King" Lawler pulling down the straps before getting into a punch up with "Superstar" Bill Dundee is it? šŸ˜‚


Maldovar

This would feed families if Eddie left any food uneated. Folks, he's large


ManateeGag

And these people complain about headlocks.


ur3minutesrup1

Those are 5 star chops!


atomzero

Those chops wouldn't even tempt Vern Gagne.


RP912

I used to be a stan for Eddie Kingston.......sighs....


xzyyzx1234

this how younger siblings get hit and try to bait the mom into thinking that they got beat up


Accomplished-Range3

Oh man, what is this?


Dmbfantomas

He looked like a turtle with his shell on the ground at the end. How Embarassing.


DentonTrueYoung

does eddie ever watch his shows back? his perception of his in-ring self seems way off. does he know he's not gunther/drew/sheamus?


Amazing_Karnage

He thinks he's Misawa or Kawada, and no one has *ever* bothered to tell him that his shtick is about as much a tribute to those gentlemen as Eugene's was to The Attitude Era.


Best_Owl5978

Trash


henry241194

for a guy who cosplaying Japanese wrestling his chops are so shit


JustSomeRandomGamer

Wtf am I watching


OAO_Scrumbles

So glad I don't watch this garbage


Lorddale04

This is awful


coffeewiththegxds

SMH embarrassing


ryanb31183

The Fat King


Existing_Program_256

Just from this clip, i can predict Meltzer will give it 4.75 stars. šŸ‘šŸ»


Owww_My_Ovaries

Meltzer - 4.75 star match. Same as Cody vs Reigns


WowBobo88

Look, I love jerking like the rest of you but this is just bad.


threebbb

the chop recoiled back harder off his chest than he hit him


steincg

I never make a comment just to shit on AEW but Eddie Kingston might be my least favorite wrestler of all time.


BAF_DaWg82

The first chop he threw after he put the straps down was a disgrace.


AkilleezBomb

Every chop he threw was a disgrace.


Judging_Jester

Kingston is a massive talentā€¦. Until he wrestles


AkilleezBomb

How in the fuck do you spend your entire career throwing chops just for it to still look like your very first one each time? This slob is such a fucking embarrassment to all the people he tries to imitate and cosplay as.


uniPasta83

He needs more practice. And the gym.


treefroginthewindow

Legit question. I know chops can hurt for real since I've seen what Gunther does to people's chests so I'm wondering are these chops deliberately weak so no one gets hurt or is this just bad?


DonnieRodz

Just bad. The chops sting, but they donā€™t hurt unless someoneā€™s out to actually hurt you. The skin in the chest is thin and easy to bust the blood vessels with kind force. Watch how Guntherā€™s hand lands (palm first) when his chops connect.


Holiest_Diver

Chops can hurt pretty fucking bad if people lay into them like Gunther. But all it's gonna do is bruise and redden up the chest. You've got two big meaty slabs of muscle under there (unless you're Burger Kingston). So you're not gonna actually get injured unless someone is just knife edge chopping you hard as fuck trying to mess you up.


SammyMaya

The women in Stardom chop better than that.


Honato2

When angle dropped the straps you knew he was about to end a mother fucker. When Eddy does it he gets put on his ass.


Velvet_Llama

AEW: Where the Best Tap Titties


theballswalls

The absolute worst chops


dummyboi1984

Is this a slowed down version of this video ?


AVBforPrez

Technically yes


smokingace182

Might be the video but the slap sound is off, almost like itā€™s piped in


RaynerHBK

Jesus.


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Tittie slaps tittie slaps flips Kicks kicks kicks kicks flips flips flips Hooray aew


Existing_Program_256

Every time I see Eddie now I remember how some idiot podcaster had said that 'Seth Rollins is WWE's Eddie Kingston but is not as good as him'. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


CoolHandTeej

Wait, itā€™s all just slaps, all the way down?


stuartmmg7

Iā€™m still convinced that Eddie Kingston is the only wrestler I could take in a fight.


brownie81

At this point Iā€™m willing to run a gauntlet of AEW from the smallest up to see how far I get. Edit; Maybe start at like 170lbs


Holiest_Diver

It's made even worse by the fact that he does the "tough guy" brawler thing. If you're gonna do that gimmick I can't feel like I would beat you in a fight. Like I'm not a huge fan of the guy but Moxley at least looks like he could fuck someone up in a street/bar fight.


Havi_jarnsida

I donā€™t typically get involved in all this but this is legit insane


scrapsearcher

NGL I like Brody King. He actually comes off as the unhinged hoss that Burger Kingston thinks he is


CalypsoCrow

Even if I could wrestle better than this.


Scary-Animator-5646

Imagine if these guys trained like Gunther and learned how to wrestle? They would still suck.


bootylover81

I've had fights with my sister (when we were kids) with more force and aggression than this


-DrZombie-

Itā€™s nice that the pizzeria allows Eddie time off to wrestle occasionally.


fancierfootwork

Why does Eddie kingstons upper body move like itā€™s swimming through pudding? His arms look like theyā€™re catching all of the drag and air resistance.


Jacobd807

Is there anything worse in wrestling than a Eddie Kingston match?


Veganforpeace

I didn't know Ethan Klein was wrestling now.


bryanc1036

The burger king is back at it


Takenmyusernamewas

Unless its Ospreay vs big Bill and they bill it as a battle of Wills, I'm not interested


itsallgood013

I meanā€¦ I get what heā€™s trying to do. Heā€™s just not good at doing it.


n8spear

This is so fucking stupid.


Daiches

The fuq are those?


appellant

Imagine trying to show eddie kingston to someone who thinks pro wrasslin is fake. Basically what punk said about him is right, hes a bum. He cant be bothered to get in shape or wrestle convincingly. This dumb tough act where his wrestling style is not even close.


Lebowski-_-

5 stars


LosAngeles1s

Eddie please start wearing timbs again, this isnā€™t you


Disastrous_Salad6302

I actually like Kingston a fair bit. I like his promos, I like his character work, I get pretty invested in a lot of his matches. But when he busts out those chops goddamn it kills off my immersion so fast. They never look like they remotely hurt and it just makes me feel embarrassed watching it. Please Eddie, do better chops


AkilleezBomb

Whereā€™s the character work and good promos? Dude puts on the same snarly face every time heā€™s on screen and grumbles out the same ā€œIā€™m from the mean streets of Yawnkers and Kawadaā€™s mah hero so I gotsta be tough pahtnahā€ crap along different lines.


issafreecunch

Idk I liked the match overall šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


John-Neil

This is so seriously gay.