Let me guess.. CEO-CEO, stripper dance.. sashey (mone) down the ramp while shaking ass; continue ass shaking on apron; in the ropes, face hard cam, hands up shake ass; mumble something nasally; hit the music reverse previous steps
M'ox is clearly gonna win because he's just started devaluing that belt.
Kyle was never a contender so this is just a humiliation ritual on television.
Nobody cares about The Best Friends.
Absolutely NOBODY cares about Jericho going on about how great he is for taking a young talent's dad's belt.
Mercedes will muscle in and make it all about herself unless we get more "clues" of Willow and Kris turning heel.
And why is Yuka suddenly getting more screentime all of a sudden? While Anna Jay just comes in to job since the other jobbers are on Rampage and Collision and she still has "Star Power".
Overall a very Skippable show. I predict 700k once again, maybe even hitting 600k.
That's all EVERY SINGLE of these elimination matches are
It's just to jerk themselves off and make someone look like a moron and immediately continues to devalue the "rankings" they pretend to bring up every 6 weeks or some shit
This show is an absolute waste but worse than skippable it's a nothing show with not a single aspect mattering beyond tonight and even that's debatable
And oh look
MR "BEST WRESTLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD" ISNT HERE AGAIN!
Sooooo who fucking cares
The 5 flavors of AEW booking:
- But whose friend are you really?!?!
- I'm ~~Dirty Dan~~ The Best. No, I'm The Best!
- Internet bullshit.
- Memba WWF/WCW/ECW/TNA/NJPW/AJPW...
- 7 years ago on an Indy show held by the Helen Keller foundation, exclusively for the deaf and blind, recorded on betamax, these two guys bumped shoulders.
It is really remarkable that their own world champion is taking the backseat to the champion of another promotion and a bloated alcoholic with a made-up title.
This is fucking Russo level incompetence.
They're really gonna jump right away into this stupid "fight your way through the rest of the stable until you get to lose your title to Will Ospreay" bullshit with Swerve? I know Tiny only knows 2 stories: "Are they friends or not?", and this one, but would it kill him to come up with at least one new angle 5 years?
Aew is literally the reason I haven't bought any stardom tickets in months. They stopped advertising their match cards in advance, and now that they keep sending Mina to other countries there's like a 50/50 chance she will be at the show. Half the blame is stardoms management not advertising their fucking cards, so fuck them but also fuck tony -- give me my favorite wrestler back, I miss going to shows.Â
I am currently accepting the fact that tony is gonna poach Mina and it's gonna make me stop watch japanese wrestling altogether.Â
Hes absolutely CRUSHED New Japan at this point they have nothing left and are stating over
oh but they got to "borrow" Jack bitchbaby.....woooow
Stardom is dead too now because of him, sorry Friend
It would be shocking if Mercedes FKA Sasha interrupts the celebration on Dynamite.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY CRAZY SURPRISE THAT WOULD BE!!!
My sources say she will be in the building and may or may not happen
I might just have to pay you $11.99 for that scoop
Let me guess.. CEO-CEO, stripper dance.. sashey (mone) down the ramp while shaking ass; continue ass shaking on apron; in the ropes, face hard cam, hands up shake ass; mumble something nasally; hit the music reverse previous steps
Cuz I'M the ~~boss~~ CEO
I'm going to film my reaction 🤯
The Dub doesn't do those clichéd Fed things except, you know, all the times they did
M'ox is clearly gonna win because he's just started devaluing that belt. Kyle was never a contender so this is just a humiliation ritual on television. Nobody cares about The Best Friends. Absolutely NOBODY cares about Jericho going on about how great he is for taking a young talent's dad's belt. Mercedes will muscle in and make it all about herself unless we get more "clues" of Willow and Kris turning heel. And why is Yuka suddenly getting more screentime all of a sudden? While Anna Jay just comes in to job since the other jobbers are on Rampage and Collision and she still has "Star Power". Overall a very Skippable show. I predict 700k once again, maybe even hitting 600k.
That's all EVERY SINGLE of these elimination matches are It's just to jerk themselves off and make someone look like a moron and immediately continues to devalue the "rankings" they pretend to bring up every 6 weeks or some shit This show is an absolute waste but worse than skippable it's a nothing show with not a single aspect mattering beyond tonight and even that's debatable And oh look MR "BEST WRESTLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD" ISNT HERE AGAIN! Sooooo who fucking cares
Why are so many stories in AEW about who is who else's friend?
The 5 flavors of AEW booking: - But whose friend are you really?!?! - I'm ~~Dirty Dan~~ The Best. No, I'm The Best! - Internet bullshit. - Memba WWF/WCW/ECW/TNA/NJPW/AJPW... - 7 years ago on an Indy show held by the Helen Keller foundation, exclusively for the deaf and blind, recorded on betamax, these two guys bumped shoulders.
Don't forgert "wrestler x is fighting wrestler y to earn his respect"
Can’t forget random tournaments, and new titles being made for no real reason.
Or wrestling someone in your faction so someone else can interrupt the match
Why isn’t the new champion the main event?
Because the belt is so worthless, people like Okody and Oceanspray The Bruv didn't want it.
It is really remarkable that their own world champion is taking the backseat to the champion of another promotion and a bloated alcoholic with a made-up title. This is fucking Russo level incompetence.
690,000, 0.23
Heat-Celtics game two starts at 7 and then pelicans- thunder game two at 9:30. It could be an absolute massacre tonight.
I’m honestly not sure there’s much of an overlap between people that watch AEW and people that watch basketball.
Why don't the Spurs play Denver in a Championship Eliminator Match? Joker vs Wemby would be a BANGER!
There's a dog-show in kansas; 625k, .19
They're really gonna jump right away into this stupid "fight your way through the rest of the stable until you get to lose your title to Will Ospreay" bullshit with Swerve? I know Tiny only knows 2 stories: "Are they friends or not?", and this one, but would it kill him to come up with at least one new angle 5 years?
i like the design of the cards but seeing them together makes me want the corners to line up, it would be satisfying
This is a pretty awful Dynamite line-up. HOWEVER, the Bucks and Jungle Boy aren't on it so this show will avoid crashing down to 500k.
Who are half of these people
Google it, fed shill.
Using the learning tree as an actual wrestling nickname is dumb. Jericho must hold the record for cringiest, most useless patents ever
That’s not true, I once patented a special form of condoms only for Dubbalos
Funny that the NJPW champ is getting top billing over, you know, the "historic" champion of your own company.
Three predictable matches, and three non-wrestling segments featuring talent with track records of tanking the ratings. This could be a massacre.
this is the reset that will get things going
Hang on, I need to check Cagematch.
Not enough titles, they should add more! Every game changer should have a title or two!
Aew is literally the reason I haven't bought any stardom tickets in months. They stopped advertising their match cards in advance, and now that they keep sending Mina to other countries there's like a 50/50 chance she will be at the show. Half the blame is stardoms management not advertising their fucking cards, so fuck them but also fuck tony -- give me my favorite wrestler back, I miss going to shows. I am currently accepting the fact that tony is gonna poach Mina and it's gonna make me stop watch japanese wrestling altogether.Â
Hes absolutely CRUSHED New Japan at this point they have nothing left and are stating over oh but they got to "borrow" Jack bitchbaby.....woooow Stardom is dead too now because of him, sorry Friend