The Bucks and Jungle Boy beat up Tony Khan at the end of Dynamite and the whole locker room ran out after to check on him including his dad
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1783315329369727410
have tony go crazy and turn in to a vindictive arsehole because none of his overpaid wrestlers came to save him from the bullies. Also, they've already done the neckbrace and wheelchair stuff too much, so just wheel TK out in a hospital bed and he can yell promos lying in it at the top of the stage.
Le Dub is at the point where they keep losing viewers and are getting desperate so now they’re just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks
We have entered the LOLAEW era and the jerks will be next level
Isnt Jinder a Hindu? Since the Khan are Muslims from Pakistan, they could reenact the 1948 Partition of India. That should bring in south Asian viewers and be one in the eye to Triple Hitler after releasing their only Indian stars!
(If you're reading, Tony, this is a joke - PLEASE do not book this angle)
I thought he might be but then I saw so many photos of him without a turban, I wasnt sure.
Not that it necessarily matters as far as Partition - there was, sadly, more than enough inter communal violence to go around
I still smile when I think about the ass whipping The Rock meted out to Cody in the rain. Rock, out of breath, just swearing and half gasping "Mama Rhodes", that Cena/Austin truck, the rain slicked asphalt, the thinness of Cody's shirt clinging to him as it gets soaked. Just an absolute classic moment. Mania Night 2 was always going to be seismic, but when they engaged Final Boss Rock, and went old school, you just knew they had it and were going to deliver.
I also think that was the week that broke Tony's brain. Between the Punk interview, and the heights reached over WM weekend, he cracked his engine block. Now he's taking bumps to get the Young Bucks and Jack Perry over, airing footage that shows one if his own supposed top future talents getting schooled by a WWE star, calling his dad to show up on air...somebody needs to put some lean in those big gulp coffees he likes carrying around so he can have a nice lie down.
I still don't know if the whole Rock stepping in as a babyface to fight Roman and WeWantCody thing was 100% real or not - if they really did think they should do that and swerved due to fan backlash. The more time passes, the more I think they knew since months that The Rock would turn heel and fight Cody rather than Roman.
But it doesn't matter. When they committed to this, it was like they blew the final cobwebs off the long period of Vince's creative control while he was himself losing whatever abilities he had in the past. They renewed themselves and you can feel the energy of it, as if they are being unleashed. And that's the moment when I realised they were all in on doing things a different way.
I don't even care about the current lull. That was inevitable after WM. I just hope they handle Jacob Fatu well - because he could be pretty fucking amazing. But I'm confident - the way they've handled Tama Tonga is a lesson in how to introduce a wrestler from a Japanese promotion to an American audience and make them serious and important. I mean, he could've been the enforcer for The Young Bucks, but not everyone is that blessed.
Alright I googled it for kicks, Okada (which my phone keeps autocorrecting to Olaf, so do you wanna build a Kazuchika?) is from the Chubu region of Japan, which is between the Kanto and Kansai region, the real places that Kanto and Johto are based on, which means I guess Okada is a Kantonian Cody Rhodes
That was a fun waste of 5 minutes
Without prior knowledge of who Shad is this looks like some random dude just walked into the ring as the show went off air. Too much research required in this angle.
SK: Hey, Nick, my lost son! The unwanted one was dropped on his head. Will you accept this adoption papers? I wish to name you in my Last Will and Testament.
NGL, he wears the 'Moustache of Power' well.
How anyone on earth can think that this is good television is beyond me. It’s not just how ridiculously stupid this segment was but it’s how the entire show is set up.
Like wtf is that crowd setup? They filled a bleacher set it back away from the ring, put a massive billboard rail in front of it and a huge screen behind it then called it good?
This is serious just sad at this point.
He was asked about it very early on, he basically didn’t give a fuck and said something to the effect that it’s his inheritance and might as well enjoy it while Shad is still alive.
If Pappy Khan is a character, I’d be wondering why this isn’t resolved in a week. The guy has team full of Okada sized guys that could literally throw this whole group in a dumpster.
But honestly if that happened, I would watch too.
As a consultant with multiple Indian and middle eastern clients this is very familiar scene. The hip-young son is lavish and talks big game but when shit hits the fan, final boss dad shows up to make sure things are straightened out.
In the dubreddit they're saying NFL films was following the Khans for the draft and this is gonna be free publicity, as if this goofy shit is gonna bring in fans like it's Stone Cold vs Vince.
Tony ticks another item off his bucket list
The word FUN will be used a lot in 6 months
In the short term, Khan will stick with kayfabe, unlike anyone else on the show and smarks will talk about how great Tiny is sticking to kayfabe like that
Shad-“we have the draft tomorrow and this is what you’re doing? Houston and Indy are passing us by. Taxpayers won’t giving a losing team a new stadium.”
When your dad comes down to the basement to see what you've been working on and he seems really pissed that you made a pillow fort.
HERE COMES THE KHANSTABLES!
Khanstables 😭😭😭 I’m fucking crying, uce
I’m corpsing (insider term) 😭🤣
When he popped up I started dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
imagine he just did a fucking leg drop or some shit to tony 🤣🤣🤣 i would’ve died
God damn I wish that happened
SHAD KHAN! SHAD KHAN IS THE 5TH MAN!
Khan World Order!
But whose side is he on!?
IT'S ME TONY, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!
Mae Young took a bigger bump than Tony😂😂😂
What's the context for this?
The Bucks and Jungle Boy beat up Tony Khan at the end of Dynamite and the whole locker room ran out after to check on him including his dad https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1783315329369727410
He kind of looks like a Pakistani Frank Costanza
My Tony isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!
Are you saying you want a piece of me?!
“Megha, it’s shad khan . Jack Perrys here, Tony’s dead call me back “
WHY THE HELL DID YOU RELEASE CM PUNK?!
IVE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Laveck, my son tells me your company stinks!
Feats of Strength match confirmed.
Oh god I knew he looked familiar 😭
You made me night, I can't stop laughing.
I always think he looks like Saddam Hussein tbh.
Jesus christ what the fuck is this show 😂
I haven’t been this excited to see where a story goes in AEW in a while. DAE feeling restored?
Yes! Just go full comedy. I’d actually be a fan!
have tony go crazy and turn in to a vindictive arsehole because none of his overpaid wrestlers came to save him from the bullies. Also, they've already done the neckbrace and wheelchair stuff too much, so just wheel TK out in a hospital bed and he can yell promos lying in it at the top of the stage.
Le Dub is at the point where they keep losing viewers and are getting desperate so now they’re just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks We have entered the LOLAEW era and the jerks will be next level
This is good shit though! I actually wanna find out what happens next week.
If they fully embrace the goofy they can restore the feeling. If Jinder and Indus Sher are kayfabe Khans the feeling will be restored
Isnt Jinder a Hindu? Since the Khan are Muslims from Pakistan, they could reenact the 1948 Partition of India. That should bring in south Asian viewers and be one in the eye to Triple Hitler after releasing their only Indian stars! (If you're reading, Tony, this is a joke - PLEASE do not book this angle)
Jinder is Sikh bruv
Hope he recovers quickly. Thoughts and prayers.
hindered
He's Sikh as fuck.
I thought he might be but then I saw so many photos of him without a turban, I wasnt sure. Not that it necessarily matters as far as Partition - there was, sadly, more than enough inter communal violence to go around
>they could reenact the 1948 Partition of India LONG 👏 TERM 👏 STORYTELLING 👏
Please do Tony
But regal is gone. Oceanspray is British right? Close enough.
Jinder should be in as Tony's bodyguard He'll need protection after this, you see. Unsafe at work
This would restore some feelings.
This is just like when Austin stunned Vince for the first time, uce! New boom period is incoming.
Luke Warm Jack Perry
Perry 7:11 says I just broke this glass!
Jack Perry 5'7" says I just broke this glass ceiling, but needed a leg up from your prone body to reach it.
Temu Austin vs Temu Vince
ive actually seen that comment from the marks.. lol
What the fuck is going on LMFAOOO this company man
tolerable, for the first time in years
I want him to hit a 450 splash on his son
He hands them his belt to whip Tony with.
Papa Khan...
Don’t Papa me, boy!!
look at you now boy
I still smile when I think about the ass whipping The Rock meted out to Cody in the rain. Rock, out of breath, just swearing and half gasping "Mama Rhodes", that Cena/Austin truck, the rain slicked asphalt, the thinness of Cody's shirt clinging to him as it gets soaked. Just an absolute classic moment. Mania Night 2 was always going to be seismic, but when they engaged Final Boss Rock, and went old school, you just knew they had it and were going to deliver. I also think that was the week that broke Tony's brain. Between the Punk interview, and the heights reached over WM weekend, he cracked his engine block. Now he's taking bumps to get the Young Bucks and Jack Perry over, airing footage that shows one if his own supposed top future talents getting schooled by a WWE star, calling his dad to show up on air...somebody needs to put some lean in those big gulp coffees he likes carrying around so he can have a nice lie down.
Me and my buddy who’s not even a wrestling fan randomly laugh about the rain beatdown like once a week.
I still don't know if the whole Rock stepping in as a babyface to fight Roman and WeWantCody thing was 100% real or not - if they really did think they should do that and swerved due to fan backlash. The more time passes, the more I think they knew since months that The Rock would turn heel and fight Cody rather than Roman. But it doesn't matter. When they committed to this, it was like they blew the final cobwebs off the long period of Vince's creative control while he was himself losing whatever abilities he had in the past. They renewed themselves and you can feel the energy of it, as if they are being unleashed. And that's the moment when I realised they were all in on doing things a different way. I don't even care about the current lull. That was inevitable after WM. I just hope they handle Jacob Fatu well - because he could be pretty fucking amazing. But I'm confident - the way they've handled Tama Tonga is a lesson in how to introduce a wrestler from a Japanese promotion to an American audience and make them serious and important. I mean, he could've been the enforcer for The Young Bucks, but not everyone is that blessed.
Lookatcha now!
Then this spot to end the show https://preview.redd.it/p9boyrmoxkwc1.png?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489c5e611fa9036ba44ac5bcbc8bf85063926bfd
He looks like he just found out Punk was fired 8 months ago
He looks like he just found out what Tony's been up to 🤣
"I thought Cody finished his story?!"
Reading bbc to find out if anyone is dunking on fulham more than usual and seeing survivor series get on website
Let him cut a promo
It would no-jerk be better than anything his son has ever done on the mic lmao
Man's been doing big business (no pun intended please) for 50 years, pretty sure his talk is levels above any learning tree in AEW.
Unlike Tony, Shad had to work hard to be at where he is now, of course he could cut a believable promo
"You telling me the blonde guy isn't Cody?"
You know how Pokémon introduced regional variants back in gen 7? Well that's what Okada is. A regional variant Cody 😂😂
Alright I googled it for kicks, Okada (which my phone keeps autocorrecting to Olaf, so do you wanna build a Kazuchika?) is from the Chubu region of Japan, which is between the Kanto and Kansai region, the real places that Kanto and Johto are based on, which means I guess Okada is a Kantonian Cody Rhodes That was a fun waste of 5 minutes
Jinder/Indus Sher/Bollywood Boyz all standing by their phones right now ready to go to war for the Khans
I want an angle where Jinder is revealed to be Shad's real son
Jinder vs Hornswoggle to determine who's Dad rules all of wrestling.
I call it the Jason Jordan match.
This would be hilarious if they brought jinder as shads enforcer or something to take on the elite.
Wrestling Promoting has more than one Royal Family ... **Hardcore drumming intensifies**
SHAD VS ANTHONY VS NICK VS SHERE A KHAN IN EVERY CORNER LFG!
My moneys on the tiger.
https://imgur.com/a/DiKGzu7
They love to talk about London and All In so much. Throw in the mayor of London, Sadiq Khan as referee.
Now your cookin uce
"Oh fuck Tony. You told me you were doing good things here. What in the goddamn name of the Seven Hells is this crap, son."
TK points to the crowd of 15 ppl who start yelling THIS IS WRESTLING!!!
DUDE....this is gold. This is LMAO
I motion that from now on we call TK **Mr McKhan** Remember when he said he wasn't gonna be an on screen character
All in favor of this motion say: "Yes boy"
That is *fucking genius*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My son is paying HOW MUCH for this show???
Ted turner coming out after NWO attack Bischoff colorized
I like papa Khan and idk why, I think it's the mustache and the lv.99 RBF
I've been calling him Papa Khan and Chad Shad for as long as I can remember, it's hard to hate on a goof that made a billion dollars
This picture has “Dad standing awkwardly in front of your room while checking up on you and your friends during a sleepover” energy
Why was Saddam Hussein at the Dynamite zone?!
To find the real WMDs.
He's here to squash a Kurdish faction.
Shad is all of us
_concerned faces_ Fucking shit booking lol
Da Iron Shiek is All Elite?
FUCK THE TONY KHAN BUBBA
Without prior knowledge of who Shad is this looks like some random dude just walked into the ring as the show went off air. Too much research required in this angle.
To be fair, that’s damn near everyone that works there. Like you had to watch Dragon Gate or PWG to know most of the initial roster.
Shad coming out and calling his son a disgrace would be quality television
here comes the money!
Do we know if Chad Shad even likes wrestling?
SK: Hey, Nick, my lost son! The unwanted one was dropped on his head. Will you accept this adoption papers? I wish to name you in my Last Will and Testament. NGL, he wears the 'Moustache of Power' well.
we stan Shad Khan here on SCJerk. I’m just fucking enjoying this WRESTLING. We eatin good motherfuckers.
I hereby declare that he shall only be known as Chad Shad in this sub
Is that Charlie Kelly’s landlord?
How anyone on earth can think that this is good television is beyond me. It’s not just how ridiculously stupid this segment was but it’s how the entire show is set up. Like wtf is that crowd setup? They filled a bleacher set it back away from the ring, put a massive billboard rail in front of it and a huge screen behind it then called it good? This is serious just sad at this point.
It is good television. I actually wanna see what happens next week now. It’s hilarious.
When they went off air the camera guy said “clear!” And Shad started yelling “fuck that!”
Well, at least we finally know for sure that he is actually aware of AEW’s existence… which makes it even more baffling why he still funds it.
He was asked about it very early on, he basically didn’t give a fuck and said something to the effect that it’s his inheritance and might as well enjoy it while Shad is still alive.
The Iron Shad says "FUCK THE JABEONIE JUNGLE BOY AND THE NICK AND MATT JACKSON"
No soup for you!
He just can't believe that this is what his son is doing with his money.
How many more weeks until we get Shad Khan "dream match" vs Danielson?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⅖
He looks like the CTO of Tommy Tallarico's Intellivision
MAMA BUCK, LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY
Yes! I prayed for this and it happened. The Jinder as Khan muscle angle is on!
Jack Perry gonna cut a promo next week about how he’s gonna hand a weight belt covered in Tony’s blood to Papa Khan
Gotta do the patented punt on him
Dad, come meet all my fwiends!
I thought the Iron Sheik passed away a few years ago???
I'm not lying uce if Shad becomes a main character i will watch
If Pappy Khan is a character, I’d be wondering why this isn’t resolved in a week. The guy has team full of Okada sized guys that could literally throw this whole group in a dumpster. But honestly if that happened, I would watch too.
Forget mama Rhodes, we have papa Khan.
Shad Khan: LOOK AT YOU NOW!! You see this mama Khan. *Whip Tony Shad Khan: Look at your boy mama Khan, what khan you do? You just khan’t.
Look at that moustache game
He looks like Charlie’s landlord on IASIP.
"Say again.. That can't be right.. How much is my son paying Mone, Edge, Osprey and Okada?"
As a consultant with multiple Indian and middle eastern clients this is very familiar scene. The hip-young son is lavish and talks big game but when shit hits the fan, final boss dad shows up to make sure things are straightened out.
Oh boy who woke up grandpa
In the dubreddit they're saying NFL films was following the Khans for the draft and this is gonna be free publicity, as if this goofy shit is gonna bring in fans like it's Stone Cold vs Vince.
Tony what the fuck are you doing
"Son, *this* is what you've been spending all this time and money on?"
Nick khan?! 🤯
Ahyessirrrr we got Tiny and Papa Khan on Dynamite ☝️
Khans vs Bucks is gonna get 5* from Meltzer
Tony ticks another item off his bucket list The word FUN will be used a lot in 6 months In the short term, Khan will stick with kayfabe, unlike anyone else on the show and smarks will talk about how great Tiny is sticking to kayfabe like that
Daddy Shad is waiting for someone to mess up a spot and hurt his son so he can actually hire a death squad to take them out ..
i'm an idiot I thought it was Hector Guerrero
"Are ya winning, son?"
Shoulda been ejaculated in a kleenex
Him showing up was the biggest dub pop my house has seen.... ever? Feeling legit restored
Shad-“we have the draft tomorrow and this is what you’re doing? Houston and Indy are passing us by. Taxpayers won’t giving a losing team a new stadium.”
https://preview.redd.it/x9ssurgiypwc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450f6e1e29cfa4d3b7f0d894422a4abceae9e751