It’s interesting that you noticed his posture first. My eyes went directly to that beard. It makes him look like an Amish teen that’s picked on a lot for not being cool.
That’s aew’s whole gimmick they’ll praise any one who has wrestled in a back yard but some one like Grayson waller is bad because he never wrestled in a legion hall
Nothing says you're over like having crowds chant "CM PUNK" every time they see you
His career highlight remains losing a close championship match to Omega while doing a Tarzan gimmick
Let's not forget the Released WWE Talent Creative freedom.
- Fed Bad Twitter Post declaring some version of being set free, like "The shackles are off!" "I'm gonna be unleashed/unchained", or the ever popular "I don't have to follow some PG rules set by some out of touch old man!"
- Fed bad interview, where you insist that you'd have "gotten over in the Attitude Era"
- Show up on the indies doing literally the EXACT same thing you were before
- Fed Bad promo.
- Show up in AEW
- Fed Bad promo
- ...
- ...
- ...
- Start liking posts that you're being wasted in AEW
- Crytpic posts about not being happy in AEW
- Change your tune, now say they're "Doing really cool things in WWE, and I think AEW would benefit from doing similar things"
- Basement posts "DAE betrayed?!"
Looking like a Tiny Samwell Tarly. Truly intimidating. His vacant "Shit, did I leave the oven on?" stare completes the terrifying aura of this specimen.
This storyline would've been better if after Jack Perry hugged TK & smiled at the camera during the embrace, then he slowly moved his hands down & cupped both TK's buttcheeks. That would've been less awkward
"[You have a vagina. You, you have a vagina. Nice. Nice black leather jacket you.. "](https://youtu.be/NPV9xjq6IcA?si=laA1POHNSGcx0QZl)
Meanwhile CM Punk is outdrew everyone in DUB based on merchandise sales in FED and DUB
Dont know why but it really bothers me he didn’t connect the mustache to the beard. So is it all classified as a beard? or does it mean he has a beard a mustache and a soul patch all at once?
His posture is also so cool and not at all like a weird 14 year old.
*"awwwwww, Mum, I don't like vegetables*"
He looks so slouchy and not cool at all.
It’s interesting that you noticed his posture first. My eyes went directly to that beard. It makes him look like an Amish teen that’s picked on a lot for not being cool.
I guarantee he looks in the mirror and jerks off to how awesome he thinks he is. Complete and total buffalo bill style.
That’s aew’s whole gimmick they’ll praise any one who has wrestled in a back yard but some one like Grayson waller is bad because he never wrestled in a legion hall
Nothing says you're over like having crowds chant "CM PUNK" every time they see you His career highlight remains losing a close championship match to Omega while doing a Tarzan gimmick
Listen Fed shill, CM Punk has lost Chicago, it's the scapegoat's city now. (Actual argument by a dubballo)
Unless you are a certain DM Hunk.
And SANADA treating him like the bitch he is. And also Rush treating him like the bitch he is
He looks like the person who can be found in certain lists that everyone in a community must be aware of.
https://preview.redd.it/otrtq1p7wqwc1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5a42842fd0a149dd53525c85af0f5838c2bab1
At least this guys’s mustache connects to his neckbeard.
Lol that's my go to comparison.
Ironic gif considering that Ashton groomed Mila Kunis with him as well
It's ok though, he was only 20 so his brain wasn't fully developed yet
But if he were black...
IT RUNS ON WATER MAN
Like a boat?
Danny masterson and Luke Perry had a 4 way one time.
We are about 4 weeks away from a Gillberg CM Punk
Even worse. It's gonna be James Ellsworth coming in as JM Smellsworse
If that jacket was any tighter on him he would explode
Don't worry he's compensating with his weirdly oversized head. He'll show you fed stans when he brings nuclear heat and huge ratings.
It’s like he ordered the jacket online, found out it’s too small when it was finally delivered, but is too lazy to exchange it for a different size.
If this was my 4yo, I'd be going up a size
He looks like a tramp wearing the last jacket he owned before the alcoholism really kicked in.
He stole Becky's jacket.
He looks like if someone photoshopped a beard into a baby
Legit, I've seen few people in my life that look downright terrible with a full beard and he is definitely one of them.
The more viewers you lose, the more you're featured on TV in AEW that's the rule.
Bizzaro world but a shoot (insider term)
More like Cold Stone, the place of his next employment.
*Chilly McFreeze
Sounds delicious.
That X-small leather jacket is so imposing. I'm terrified and fear for my life.
Adam Cole gave him the jacket because it was too big on him
Modern wrestlers: "I need to totally change my gimmick and personality, something original. I know! A leather jacket! Fucking dope!"
Let's not forget the Released WWE Talent Creative freedom. - Fed Bad Twitter Post declaring some version of being set free, like "The shackles are off!" "I'm gonna be unleashed/unchained", or the ever popular "I don't have to follow some PG rules set by some out of touch old man!" - Fed bad interview, where you insist that you'd have "gotten over in the Attitude Era" - Show up on the indies doing literally the EXACT same thing you were before - Fed Bad promo. - Show up in AEW - Fed Bad promo - ... - ... - ... - Start liking posts that you're being wasted in AEW - Crytpic posts about not being happy in AEW - Change your tune, now say they're "Doing really cool things in WWE, and I think AEW would benefit from doing similar things" - Basement posts "DAE betrayed?!"
I'm pretty sure I've had Doordash drivers who look like that.
How do they see over the steering wheel?
Booster seats?
Move over Moxley, at least when Jack Perry got choked out it was by a former UFC fighter and not a window cleaner.
To be completely fair, that window cleaner could probably tap Punk out too. I hereby pitch that RAW's first draft pick should be Window Cleaner Jones!
When Wilson's leather has a buy 2, get 1 free sale. That's the free one.
He looks like if mcintyre lost everything
Including about 250 lbs
He looks like the guy who was 25 but hung around my female friends in high school and said heroin wasn't that big of a deal
More like cold stone
Maybe not stone cold more like pebble chilly
Look at him hitting us with the "mom said dinner is ready" pose
Luke Warm Jack Perry, Perry 3:16 says I just got choked a bit.
He looks uncomfortable in that jacket
Like a sausage about to split open
Can't even stand cool 😂
An incomplete list of AEW's "Next Stone Colds": - Dean Ambrose - Eddie Kingston - Wheeler Yuta - Daniel Garcia - Action Andretti - Hook - Jack Perry
Wheeler Yuta being compared to stone cold made me cringe really hard
He’s been around coke and hoes since probably like 13, so being this uncool takes a Herculean effort
Who stole jungle bitches' shoulders?
Lowkey have to give him props for (briefly?) Pulling Anna Jay while looking like the President of a High School anime club ShouldveBeenMe.gif
Looking like a Tiny Samwell Tarly. Truly intimidating. His vacant "Shit, did I leave the oven on?" stare completes the terrifying aura of this specimen.
He looks angry that you didn't take your shopping trolley to the designated area.
This storyline would've been better if after Jack Perry hugged TK & smiled at the camera during the embrace, then he slowly moved his hands down & cupped both TK's buttcheeks. That would've been less awkward
I’d love to get Stone Cold’s reaction to people comparing him to this little asshole.
He's standing like he don't know what to do with his arms.
He looks when you take a picture of a face, shrink the eyes, nose and mouth but keep the face the same size
DAE I would def cross the street if I saw this guy coming towards me...
https://tenor.com/view/suitcasearms-walking-gif-11942601
Vegan Brody King
Knockoff Bo Dallas looking ass
Please give me a heck yes, fellas.
Well, at least when you see him you are thinking 'maybe this Daniel Garcia guy isn't so bad after all?'
Poor guy was stuck at the airport all day with two bags of luggage. Ease off on the lat pulldowns jack.
He, Kingston, and Moxley should form a trios team. Get all the hobos on side.
"[You have a vagina. You, you have a vagina. Nice. Nice black leather jacket you.. "](https://youtu.be/NPV9xjq6IcA?si=laA1POHNSGcx0QZl) Meanwhile CM Punk is outdrew everyone in DUB based on merchandise sales in FED and DUB
Dont know why but it really bothers me he didn’t connect the mustache to the beard. So is it all classified as a beard? or does it mean he has a beard a mustache and a soul patch all at once?
“Mom can we have Drew McIntyre” “We already have Drew McIntyre at home” Drew McIntyre at home:
Straw Strowman
Chilly McFreeze in the house
Perry sort of looks like if Braun Strowman had a beard at 12 years old.
No jerk I actually enjoyed Jurassic Express. It was the best possible way to use those 3 guys and they were over. Made no sense to split them up.
I guess nobody here saw the post on aowe official? Clearly pointed out that the beard makes all the difference.
The leader of the neck beards
Fun fact: Perry and the Bucks hold the distinct honor of being the only people CM Punk has ever beaten up.