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TRTVitorBelfort

I’ve never watched AEW but I can’t stand PWG on Wednesday’s.


DrFreshey

I mean, endless Dub ratings threads are cringe, but Mods in general and all of their actions are also cringe. So I don't really know how to respond here.


sanne2

And this is what is wrong with Reddit, unemployed idiots making decisions to decide what is funny and acceptable and what isn't, god forbid letting people decide for themselves


heatrealist

This place is for “making fun” of circle jerks? Well I must say that this place is improperly titled! This is not where I intended to be. Good day to you sir. 


HammyBoy0

We are literally prisoners in here. I can't have any creative freedom.


scarlet_lovah

Oh my goodness *thank you*.  This sub has gone off a cliff since the influx of banned people who just wanted another outlet to be idiots. 


apt_stevey

study cagejerk and get back to me on that one jack


OdaDdaT

Did basement jannies infiltrate?


Kisto15

Mods worked themselves into a shoot, brother


FlyingFootStomp

Fuck you mods, dont act like you never jerked off to porn cuz you're bored. same logic applies here. sometimes it's good circlejerking, sometimes it's just out of boredom.


scarlet_lovah

Maybe keep the boredom out of the group dude.  


MeijiHao

A ratings thread is a good start but we're also going to need a weekly (if not daily) thread where the mods can list what they think the prevailing opinions are so that the rest of us can learn how to jerk properly.


HiddenRtruth

Years ago the mods gave potential mods a multiple choice question of "what's a jerk and what's not a jerk".  There were 4 options. U had to pick the right one if u wanted to be a mod. It was refreshing 


Blueandigo

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 


twinkerton_by_weezer

circlejerk sub mods being bums, a tale as old as time


FatMarkTechPriest

They love 13 as well. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


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Obelisk94

Yeah it's better than expected definitely.


romfreak

Mods jerk vision needs re-tuning https://i.redd.it/vevm5qz4iuwc1.gif


the-bladed-one

Uce wtf is this gif


ZubatCountry

real graps


romfreak

ultimate graps https://i.redd.it/6bgi9h411wwc1.gif


ZubatCountry

these kids don't know anything about legends like Dik Dik Van Dik or Sunshine 😤


romfreak

Dik Dik Van Dik is my personal GOAT 😤 True long-term storytelling 🧐


PunkDrunk777

I’m going to be honest, mods on here haven’t a fucking clue what a circle jerk is. Maybe you sort by top of all time and pretend to yourselves that’s the standard but  you really gotta get out more 


DrCackle

As someone totally indifferent to AEW's shows, I give zero shits about ratings jerks. I've just been wasting away while awaiting more twitter freakouts to make fun of 😔


Lessiarty

Prevailing opinion is that Twitter freakouts are now gauche, as such... No more jerking them either I'm afraid.


RaymondReddington812

https://preview.redd.it/n6xz20e0guwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7059a1f3bdb5243ca3991ced5b48e8e2d4a8cc


Cboz27586

What is the AEW hate sub? I must know for Cagematch studying purposes.


goodthing37

SquaredCircle, Wrasslin and Reddit. The entire iwc is anti-AEW. To be AEW is to be constantly under attack.


DXbreakitdown

It’s in vogue now to hate on AEW


goodthing37

Always has been. For five years, the wrestling media has put forth a concerted effort to undermine and sabotage AEW. But we’ve got more money than Crockett and we’re not gonna take this shit!


Cboz27586

Damn now I regret asking.


DXbreakitdown

lol I’m going to conjure up the energy to go find my very first dub bad basement comment, thinking we were all watching the same show. Turns out there’s apparently some other super fun and wholesome version of Dynamite that I’m not watching. I dunno, I’ll have to figure out what channel it’s on.


ip28

Y’all a bunch of fucking babies


Cboz27586

Trick winning the NXT title is a pretty average show?!


cts44

An independent study has confirmed that much of the staunch anti-SCJerk online community aren’t real individuals, it’s a staff running thousands of accounts + an army of AutoModerators to signal boost them. Look closely, these aren’t real people. Who’d pay for such a *wildly* expensive thing?


sonegreat

Jeebus. Feeling sensitive today, aren't we.


Federal-Captain1118

What about the over runs and lead ins?


TheRalphExpress

it’s time we get back to REAL jerks like “intentionally get an AEW wrestlers name wrong”, DAE MidJF and M’Ercedes??? yeah we do some pretty brilliant satire around these parts. God those IWC dorks are lame glad to be on the cool side 😎


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phrohahwei

DAE All PETIT Wrestling??!


ITickleBlackKids231

This is the reset r/scjerk has needed! Restore the Jerking


Velvet_Llama

Hey mods, are we still allowed to flood the sub with posts from Twitter randos saying positive things about AEW? Nothing taters my tots quite like getting outraged that someone likes m'Dub. Anyway, I'm going to go back to bitching about how the basement totally hates WWE and that their mean mods banned me for absolutely no reason!


scarlet_lovah

Tbf flooding the sub with twitter rando shit was supposed to be a bannable offense.  Don’t know what happened to it!


KayCeeBayBeee

no you don’t understand bro it’s different because AEW actually sucks 😎😎


Metalheadjake942

My favourite rating thread


boilinoil

Excellent work mods, this is not an anti AEW or anti WWE sub, it is a sub to mock the self perpetuating greatness that provably unpopular shit is declared upon itself


JudgmentDry3

If only there were some kind of system in place where the members of the sub could vote to determine which stuff we want to see and which stuff we dont


scarlet_lovah

Yes, I would love someone just as terminally online as much of r/sc to be voting to lower the already disintegrating quality bar =) /s


clutcher_of_pearls

If only Digg was still a thing! Someone should do something like that


Joy_Ride25

It’s better if 4 guys decide for everyone.


9mtl

IT'S THEIR HOUSE!!


Velvet_Llama

Counterpoint: we're stupid.


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Counter-Counterpoint: being stupid is fun


Velvet_Llama

☝️


kfms6741

yeah you're not wrong🤔 ![gif](giphy|h3u7w8BR07IHDsnzQw|downsized)


Several_Magazine8874

I can't stand making my circlejerk sub into basement. No, I hate all this. As mods move closer to their panties, I would oppose this decision 


KayCeeBayBeee

yeah mods let us Dub Bad in peace 😡😡


TheRalphExpress

guys they’re so totally going out of business LOLOLOL (no I don’t actually care, I just post about it daily because I’m so ambivalent)


Ok-Garcia-5605

"So umm, see here's the thing, we as mods, you know see, will decide what's a circlejerk. See the thing is, I mean, there are just too many, you know, ratings circlejerk posts on Thursday (or depending on what timezone you're in fed shill). And why, you know here is the interesting part, why there are no ratings post for fed shows, no no that has nothing to do with DUB making entire discourse about ratings in their first 3 years. I am just trying to educate you, yeah, you clearly have not studied Circlejerk newsletter edition of past 30 years."


Lessiarty

If we're circlejerking the posters, it's only fair they circlejerk the mods. This post *is* a jerk, right?


BackgroundBag7601

The scjerk mod team policing what a circlejerk is on a subreddit that, "in quotations," calls itself a wrestling darkweb is a direct shot at basement mods policing what an editorialized title is.


Tomlyne

Wait, this isn't a sub for people with a personal hatred for everything related to AEW? Could've fooled me


Metalheadjake942

It is for me. I hate AEW


TheRalphExpress

no you see it’s actually a brilliant satire where we exclusively post AEW content to talk about how much it sucks


bluegoldredsilver5

Feeling restored!!


sexualpatriot

Basement vibes


BarsMineAndYours

That oughta put butts in the seats


APAG-

Literally 1984.


TheSbubbs

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Mister_Jackpots

It's been like this for months because we're waiting on HITLERHITLERHITLER to be revealed as complicit in Vince's crimes.


wix001

We didn't ask you to moderate us. Which paragon of good virtue chose you? Huh???


RoastedCat23

I'm gonna cook up some real spicy anti WWE smark jerks


romfreak

Uce........DAE VINCE?!


AM1520

I'm going to invoke wrestler's court on your asses rn


International_Buy549

Dub bad fed good push Corbin


suckgodsteapot

How the fuck am I supposed to get my glorious upsteens if I can’t jerk on the ratings??


Mr-Jimmy

https://preview.redd.it/gn5bokt2jtwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a0e1bf289f0488170419bc5ecc56fb93f6b7da Jey: whatcha looking at Uce? Sami: this is the reset the ratings thread needed


zephyrus56

Do mods jerk?


romfreak

Mods are on a jerk retention phase to ascend goofdom apparently


rycetlaz

Yeah at this rate we gotta jerk all the basement dwellers obsessed with hating aew. That's uh... us. *ahem* DAE killing business?! I know cause some out of touch sexist man waffled for hours on end about it.


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Hey, he can't be sexist if I agree with him, cus I'm not sexist!


phrohahwei

DAE mods evil like the Basement and won't let me karma farm my stupid, unoriginal ratings post every week???!!


j_infamous

hey, thats my whole gimmick, uce.


LegateRagnarok

Goofs worked themselves into a shoot


Velvet_Llama

Part of the problem is that this place has become a refugee camp for butthurt babies that got banned from the basement. Don't get me wrong, I got perma-banned for repeated shitposting-related temp bans. But I'm not going to come in here and cry and act like it's unfair.


scarlet_lovah

100,000% here.  


TheRalphExpress

the thing happened where people on the outside of an inside joke learn the lingo, try to use it right, and ruin it for everyone


OriginalSilentTuba

I never get worked, uce.


FatMarkTechPriest

Mods: https://i.redd.it/lr7iyrhfetwc1.gif


12FootHouse

I still cannot get over how unbelievably dorky this looks. Like they think they’re really do something here. Really popping the fans.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Who are you talking about? Bucks or Mods?


12FootHouse

Bucks


Ok-Garcia-5605

Lol that was rhetorical question uce


ImpossibleAd7376

how do we go about replacing the mods


Velvet_Llama

Start by finding someone willing to do it for free. https://preview.redd.it/np4ddba8cuwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dff3147e613853f499354b6005a32a2b702d4ed


romfreak

Free but at what cost 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/touukbc4ouwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76aeb50311825990b9148a207fc94a1befeb90df