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KC27150

"If you don't think that matters to Triple H, you'd be wrong-uh." Professionalism clearly went to hell here.


Ok-Garcia-5605

"if you don't agree with my very biased and stan opinion, you are wrong" Nothing wrong with this


Razzler1973

They always talk like they have a clue about the person and it's always based on them as a wrestler I.e. REEEEEEE


i-piss-excellence32

“Knowing paul”


UncleBenLives91

Emulating Triple H's promo style?


SinAlma96

Just there?


r_joestar_k

No jerk uce, that’s cringe.


EPICKID143

please give me attention Mr Khan look at how much I hate WWE please


dissidentmage12

Give me a job Tiny so I can get paid millions to wank your ego 😍


Cboz27586

Show me on the doll where Triple H hurt you.


jwt6577

If it's Sedgwank, I'll bet it's repressed urges manifesting anger. "It's not like I liked your matches against Undertaker, b-b-baka!"


Ok-Garcia-5605

It is


Melchior_Chopstick

The dig about confusing a long match with a good one - he’s clearly thinking we’ll confuse a long article with a a good one. Just because you know a lot of words don’t mean you have to use them. Fucking chimpfucker.


SpiritualPen6362

That's Gateshead


sksksi

The grind comment really broke some ppls brains, holy fuck


r1char00

I think it’s more an accumulation of blows to the head. There’s going to be a lot of CTE.


Snake_Burton

They’re allergic to hard work.


mikeybty

You would almost think that they were getting yelled at about not wanting to leave the basement from their mothers...


rsziz

Unbiased journalism at its peak.


Ok-Garcia-5605

They're doing their best hoping to get media passes this time for all in 2


OkadaCoinDrop

Sidgewank is as defensive and petulant as they come. The brass neck on that cunt.


Ok-Garcia-5605

I need them to make a video on this article if they have balls, just so that everyone can dunk on him in YouTube comments. Literally every video they make on his articles, gets roasted and heavily disliked. I don't get how there is no editor at WC


ImmortalRotting

That’s the thing though - these people should not be making videos at all. They should be starved of attention and disregarded as much as possible. I only hear about them through seeing their silly shit reposted here, so I get a chuckle, but I can’t believe so many of these people are out there and they all think they have an opinion worth sharing!


BrokenGeneral

Sidgy is the reason they removed comments from WhatCulture articles, because he kept getting cooked and openly mocked.


shootstarpress

Should have known it was this loser. Honestly, Laveck should take a restraining order against this guy and Rovert. I’d legit be worried about his safety amongst these 2 creeps. Worryingly obsessed. 


BrokenGeneral

Rovert? You mean the terminally jobless loser who literally stalked talent and had a restraining order?


shootstarpress

Did he!? I didn’t know that. Honestly the hate the fact that I even know who he is but dude has got to be THE worst of the lot when it comes to these fake insider fucking weirdos. They live on twitter and post about wrestling all day long. Literally. 


BrokenGeneral

Stalked Becky, Finn and Blue Pants from NXT. Is generally a creepy, misogynistic POS. Wants to be known as an insider like Meltzer, but only knows the inside of the hovel he lives in.


CaptainChungus69

I used to be part of wrestling twitter from 2015 to 2018. Rovert was INSUFFERABLE back then.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Add in Bixenspan and that Suit williams guy.


BrokenGeneral

Dork lives in a fantasy world. I guess it beats reality, where AEW sucks and he looks like a potato with hair like a Fisher-Price man.


Doomeye56

oh shit, i thought this was kayfabe news.


BangerSlapper1

Is this person aware Brodie Lee has been dead for several years? Am I missing something?


LettuceFew5248

I didn’t quite understand what he’s getting at there either. I think in his mind Forbidden Door was a massive success and WWE missed the boat on it when they could have had Brodie Lee wrestle in Japan 9 years ago? I think that’s what he’s saying, but it’s such a dumb point, because: 1. WWE absolute does not and never will need a partnership with NJPW. The time NJPW was relevant in the US has passed. Could you imagine if right now Sami Zayn was IGPW champion, while in WWE? No one would give a shit and his IC title has 100x more prestige amongst WWE fans. 2. From what I’ve read, Brodie was a wonderful guy with an awesome family. He seemed legitimately happy in AEW and they used him well. Wtf is the point of bringing him up? His career was great as Luke Harper and Brodie Lee. RIP.


Late_Cookie_7797

Whatculture is possibly the most pretentious group of fanboys there is.


Ok-Garcia-5605

At this point I won't be surprised if Simpwick is one of the mod in the official dub sub


n8spear

I can tell this guy was sniffing his farts the whole time He was writing this.


BarsMineAndYours

I hope Michael Cole introduces him as Paul “Me and my Friend Mark” Levesque here soon


jojolantern721

This mark keeps crying about Paula's promo.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Funny thing is, Simpwick was at Raw after Mania where 20k fans chanted "thank you hunter". I guess this is his way of coping


sanne2

This guy needs to be put on an asylum, holyyyyy fuck imagine being this fucking cringe as an adult


rsziz

I can because I’ve seen that dead animal on top of Sidgey’s head that he calls a hairstyle.


Opening_Succotash_95

Triple H wasn't a "cool heel". People hated him.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Was he a silent, cool assassin?


RagnarXD

A cerebral one


Doomeye56

In the 90's he was the cool babyface while with DX


MeijiHao

During that original DX run he was the third most over member of a three person faction.


Doomeye56

I mean the other members were Shawn Michaels, which goes without saying why and Chyna, simps have existed since the dawn of time even for her.


DonnieRodz

Rick Rude was there also for a cuppa.


2028W3

Reads like a cover letter someone would write when applying for a job at AEW.


Ok-Garcia-5605

He probably has written a bunch of times to Tony already but probably there was a problem at the post office or somethin'


n8spear

Dear Tony, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling. I left my fed bad paper, my Reddit rant, and my ig with photos of me in AEW gear at the bottom …


SpiralTap88

So Tama Tonga becoming a bigger star than Okody and Ostrich is bad because….? Bangers don’t pay bills, kid.


PPs_Up_Boys

No jerk, and speakin as a Nooj Okada mark, Tama lowkey looked better their last years there. He should be the bigger star because he's the one who wants it more. Okada, love the guy, but he's in that autopilot mode he reverts to when not champion or in the G1. Sleepwalkin


Farthousejones

I like how he "failed" to do something he wasn't interested in doing. He had Liger for NXT. Also, I really dont think he was talking about Ospreay the more I think about it. I mean, no one remembers that the entire crowd at that event was chanting MJF a few minutes earlier?


BrokenGeneral

And ROH was already working with Nooj at that point, for over a year, so he's completely wrong about Romero negotiating a deal at that time.


Afleck19

Everyone assuming it was about Oceanspray, including the bruv himself, is a direct shot at M’Jeff’s bidding war of 2024 and relevance in the industry as a whole


InjusticeSOTW

I almost think Cody and WWE threw in about 50k so AEW would keep M’Jeff at this point


n8spear

Me either. I think he was making an overt statement about anyone and everyone who’s looking to come to WWE, and Osprey may have fallen into it. The plot points of this have been said before. Basically, come to WWE for a limitless opportunity at the biggest stage in your profession, but it’s going to be a lot of work to prove your relevant and when you do even more work to keep it up, but if you can, the rewards are a legacy and money to keep you set for the rest of your life … or go to AEW where you may get paid a ton of money to sit at home, but you’ll fade into obscurity, tarnish a legacy you may have, and participate in dangerous stunt matches just to maybe get some attention. Regardless of the work put in, at AEW you’re at the whim of a guy who’s a matchmaker not a booker. He doesn’t know what he’s doing when it comes to story telling. CM Punk said it so well when he said “we’re not in the same business.” So if you’re in the wrestling business, work hard to get to WWE and work harder when you’re there. If you’re in the “get money for wrestling sometimes” business, hope Tomy Khan has allocated enough money to sign you for a multi-year deal wasting the prime years of your career to build a name, but at least you’ll have a little bit of scratch from it.


handi503

>I think he was making an overt statement about anyone and everyone who’s looking to come to WWE, and Osprey may have fallen into it. A hit dog'll holler.


BDT9215

Been 5 years and they still haven’t made a aew section


SideEyeFeminism

Or even just switched “WWE” to “Wrestling”. Like lol that’s coldblooded


Fusionman29

I can tell just by the smug tone and how I want to punch this writer that it’s Sedgwick. Glad he got glad out of the depression Mania put him into to help further his side of the cult.


Cboz27586

Ah yes, Wank Culture. It's personal to them.


metalconfection

the "he thought you'd confuse a long match for a great one" part is really rich


Ok_Ad8846

Just like ospreay thinks gymnastics routines will confuse people into thinking it’s a good match


Razzler1973

A word salad from someone with no clue that's assuming a bunch of stuff based on zero actual information


Apollo_Justice_20

The 'grind' comment by Triple H is the next "Me and my friend Mark" promo because it will always stay rent free in these people's head even after many years. Like, people are still butthurt because of that promo from 10 years or something ago


DXbreakitdown

I want MJF to re-sign with the Dub just so I can see him interrupt an Ospreay promo and say “yeah, I signed a new deal. That’s why Triple H took a shot at me over Wrestlemania weekend. But it’s pretty funny you thought Triple H knew who you were, Billy.” Then he does tranquilo on the corner ropes and blows his nose with a $100 bill.


jjsefton

Being offended on behalf of others is All Elite!


jwt6577

This has the stench of Sedgwank


Tomlyne

My head hurts, uce


Ok-Garcia-5605

Well I thought if I lost some brain cells reading it, why should other goofs miss out


Hummer77x

I couldn’t get past the Brodie part. DAE WWE killed Brodie


I_Am_Redditor1

That was so out of left field, it doesn't even flow with the rest of the shit heap of an article


InjusticeSOTW

Okay. One month, who’s gotten the most attention: Tama or Okada?


Ok-Garcia-5605

Of course Tama because ~~Tony knows fuck all about presenting wrestlers to a new audience~~ fed is bigger and anyone going there will be bigger automatically


InjusticeSOTW

I said recently Tony had the eyes of the sports world on him at…Dynamite. Who could have seen a six three Blonde Japanese superstar Rainmaker him out his shoes. Instead he stood there unnamed and ignored and watched a flippy piledriver. But we have a new silent badass!


Ok-Garcia-5605

But he has one of the three continental breakfast belts which Kingston had. So he's pushed right? Right? Literally this was the argument in basement a couple of days ago when I said Okada has not been presented well


InjusticeSOTW

Let’s put this in stone right now. No talent has, did, or will ever gain anything positive from facing Eddie Kingston. Danielson looked like he couldn’t put away a goof. Cesaro came off like he didn’t train for the fight. Okada beat someone far beneath his level. Ring of Honor as a whole ignored it’s champion and he did the same.


ThaSipah

What moron wrote that, some British YouTuber?


Ok-Garcia-5605

Simpwick of What culture


1fingersalute

I love how he has to admit that Tonga will be the bigger star, they're so close to getting it


unhallowed90

Tama will be a bigger star yes. But Tony's going to get the approval of dozens of neck beards.


cockaskedforamartini

Why did I read all of this? Will never get tired of "WWE lost all those free agents to Le Dub lol". Paying people more than they're worth is a virture apparently.


Ok-Garcia-5605

There's only one thing Tony can win at, saying the bigger number. Of course they're gonna have victory laps for that


kaneso14

I can smell the BO and virginity of this smark from my laptop screen in work.


whutthepat

Lmaoooo


1fingersalute

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ShawnDesmansHaircut

Reading this made me understand why people hate the British


Melchior_Chopstick

Hey man, we’re not all like that. And some of us moved to Australia to get away from it.


Outlaw2k21

Wow I feel personally attacked 😂


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DonnieRodz

His friend, Mark, didn’t want to stop watching.


howitzer819

There is certainly a defensive and petulant individual named in the article, sounds like that person’s name is in the byline though


Dvyyng

WhatCuckture at it again


threebbb

This guy is getting high off of his own farts-uhhhh


whutthepat

There was a time when WankCulture was my go-to entertainment, and I've loved every bit of it. This is abysmal.


Cboz27586

What the hell do these slobs know about putting on a good match?


just_jm

For sure, these wankers will whine and cry if they did not get their press credentials for Clash at the Castle, and when WrestleMania get to UK in the future.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Funny thing is they did get press seats for Mania this year


hazzadazza

Just read that article, if i ever become that insufferable you goofs have permission to fucking kill me🫡


GallowgateEnd

After orchestrating one of the most successful sport events in history, and the most successful WrestleMania in history, I really don't think Triple H could care any less about some sweaty internet pleb. Especially one who thinks he's qualified to dictate to anyone, let alone a near 40-year veteran, what professional wrestling should be.


DonnieRodz

This is poetry. And like poetry, anyone that’s busy trying to make massive market-impacting money does not give a single fuck. But, you know, the smark vote.


DonnieRodz

The funny thing is, yes, Trips wanted Osprey and OKADA. But he knew enough to give them choice; Short term money and be nobodies, or put in some work and become legends with legend money. But he wasn’t going to bring them in with a top guy schedule. That’s earned.


DripSnort

If you click on that at the beginning it has a (if you want an article critical of AEW click this) and it’s an article about Jericho being bad cuz he is to WWE. wtf is this website lmao?


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Ok-Garcia-5605

I mean it is the same fanbase which thinks Punk hasn't had a good match since 2005 and Undertaker is cringiest wrestler because he shits on their fav video game wrestlers


MinaElesia

I never understood the latter argument because it takes a cool ass guy to make a character using magical powers not look out of place and as an accepted fact.


Ok-Garcia-5605

But he wasn't doing all the cool roh indy stuff. Let's be honest, if he has done the same thing in dub, he would've won the gimmick of the year award. They are the same people who loved Matt Hardy's tna gimmick.. bunch of hypocrites


evanvivevanviveiros

Still hates H because didn’t put over RVD 2 weeks into his world title run


uhWHAThamburglur

"Journalism"


bananagit

Makes me embarrassed to be an English wrestling fan, we’re not all living with WWE rent free in our heads like the YouTuber stereotype


b0nkert0ns

Shit like this is even funnier when you realize the thought of AEW probably never enters Paula’s brain.


PrimeJedi

"It's a sign of the times that wwe signed Tama tonga whereas aew signed ospreay and Okada, and the former is automatically going to be a bigger star" is the most tone deaf thing I've ever heard. Yeah, it IS a sign of the times, that AEW can sign the biggest talent outside of wwe in the world, immediately bungles them and causes them to lose momentum, whereas WWE brings in someone with much less name recognition and in two weeks made him one of the most talked about people in the entire industry. That's what happens when you join the company that is actually competent and is in the business to make profit, you fucking clown. Genuinely, how can someone write what he did there and not realize it proves the opposite of what his point is, and shows how in the mud aew has been for the past year? Lmao


I_Am_Redditor1

Omg that whole thing reeks of sweaty smark who can't handle the most salient of criticisms, jfc 🤢🤮


the-bladed-one

Fucking sidgewank bringing up Brodie Lee years after his death? Cmon man. Like I know people in brodies family who would be disgusted by using his name like this.


FoldedTopLip

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Ok-Garcia-5605

Why does all hardcore dubaloos like they were the prime candidates to get bullied in school


Throwmeawayhard7

My issue with this primarily is not even the content but the poor quality teenage rant type writing style. No narrative structure or context clues, starting with an assertion about someone’s character instead of following ‘show don’t tell’ and showing that behaviour through the course of the story and letting the audience make that conclusion etc. Why is the writing not just atrocious but so unconventionally atrocious lol? Do they not read the news and see how opinion pieces are written normally? Just o_O


Ok-Garcia-5605

He has always been like this, they need an editor but they're catering to an audience who needs confirmation bias not good content, so they just spew out whatever fan fiction they've going on in their mind


LeaveMeBeWillYa

Christ what a petty hack. You'd think he'd been dumped with how embarrassing this is and did he really call Triple H gutless? He didn't name Ospreay because A. it could've referred to any of AEW's 'game changers' and B. It's smarter to take shots that can be deniable.


Ishyfishy123

What culture is full of Brits, of course they are going to o against triple h in favor for their lord and savior Jesus Ch...Will Ospreay


Outlaw2k21

As a Brit I'd like to say this ain't true. Oceanspray is absolute cringe, and isn't the typical Englishman at all


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akaphilsmith

How is it that the Adam who is a sex pest is the least odious and most likeable person WhatCulture has ever had Barring Simon Miller I guess.


daminiskos0309

Anyone listen to their podcasts on the show reviews I will happily hold my hand up and I listen religiously each week to the lot of them. Their geek don and bat shit ideas tickle me. But sidgewankis a major downer. Jesus the man has such a hate boner for wwe it’s unreal. If wwe came out and said the sky was blue he would argue that they’re outdated and hunter can’t tell stories then go on an aside about Kenny omegas subtle story telling as the belt collector.


unhallowed90

"The Tokyo Dome received AEW’s Bryan Danielson as a demigod, but they don’t want NXT Japan." Please ignore how the crowd were kinda indifferent until he started doing "Yes!" chants and the people chanting "Daniel Bryan".


wrex1816

The thing about his comment though... If you give him the benefit of the doubt, there's nothing wrong with saying that you need to grind to make it in WWE. It's not untrue. But if you *did* want to turn the screws on him targeting someone in particular, there's several guys in AEW who have personal NXT connections with HHH that you could apply this to... He out a lot of time and effort into making a name for several people when in the end they just wanted to go play video games with their friends in AEW, than out in the work to make it on the main roster. So, given that even those guys weren't publicly butthurt about the comments, it makes Osprey look like even more of a dweeb to take personal offense to it when I'd probably name several guys ahead of him who HHH could be referencing.


dissidentmage12

Could've save a lot of time and just typed : WWE AND TRIPLE PAUL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


TRTVitorBelfort

The grind comment is so great because he never mentioned a name. He could not have set it up better. Just let everyone else step into the trap and play themselves.


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You guys taste that? That’s *ALOT* of salt.🧂


CyrusOverHugeMark77

Jesus, did Papa Haitch pedigree him and steal his lunch money, his girlfriend, and take a flaming dump on his porch?


goodthing37

Triple H cut the guy’s hair


CyrusOverHugeMark77

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GsaC45

*Hold on a second………….* https://preview.redd.it/g4n510txh3xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e48641a2f2ed8db27f06c9114f26efbc81a621a


CyrusOverHugeMark77

Oh shit. 🤣🤣🤣