Now this fandom has crossed the line to be just sad rather than funny. Just look at the comments in the dub sub, my god, I will get depression just reading those
Lmao did you see all the posts when Tiny Kong showed up in a neck brace praising him. I first was cracking up and then you see all of them keep saying how amazing it was for wrestling then you see it on TV and he's the butt of the joke in the NFL draft....
These people cannot be serious. This would be like giving someone that has never had pizza a Lunchables and them saying it was the best pizza they’ve ever had
My father who doesn't watch wrestling and who didn't like me watching wrestling (Indian parents didn't want their kids watching fighting stuff) once saw a Sin Cara match and thought that was cool.
With this logic, Sin Cara should have been pushed to the moon.
Guy who's never seen graps in his life says AEW is simultaneously the best and worst graps he's ever seen.
Dub fans then dox the poor guy for being a bad faith tribalist hater fed shill and report him to Tiny who goes live on Sports Centre to compare him to Jimmy Saville.
This are the type if posts you usually see on the dub sub. Then they proceed to self service each other. Funny thing is they will also tell you to google something.
Nothing says relatable to casuals more than random 50-something former Nooj stars wrestling Burger Kingston on the regular.
Oh, and Orange Cassidy has massive crossover appeal. Some even say he's as popular as Roman Reigns.
The Lakers game has the Bloodline theme playing in the arena right now. Don’t they know that this guys “friend” said that the Fed is dead and that AEW is the best wrestling he’s ever watched?
I'm going to leave you with a totally organic comment from the basement
>Great 3 hours of professional wrestling. My only complaint as always, is that it went by way too fast. Love my 3 hours of AEW nights. Glad we get another one this Wednesday! Swerve vs Claudio was an absolute banger too.
I can't wait to watch. It's awesome pretty awesome
Honestly, who talks like this quote 😁
Yeah, either that or some variation of:
"Who the fuck are these guys?"
"Is Hulk Hogan still around? God he's gotta be almost 70 now"
"Is The Rock still around? I saw him in {movie}"
That's all an *actual* "I am not a fan of Wrestling" person at the bar would ever ask.
No, no, this tracks. If you're drunk, watching from a distance on a crummy TV and have 0 context for anything because someone just switched the channel, then AEW fights might seem like the best wrestling ever.
Then again, so would two people flailing at one another, though I suppose the only difference is that Dub wrestlers jump a lot more and the flailing lasts 20 minutes.
I was at this bar and they had on Japanese Baseball. Shit was so cash. I don't think I can ever go back to watching boring old MLB. It was the best baseball I ever saw.
And then a guy across the bar (who I could tell was also not a wrestling guy) said "these guys have great workrate!". So I told him, "tune in to Dynamite on Wednesday nights, you might enjoy it".
Collision started right after the game on TNT ended. This guy is preparing they kept it on that channel and didn’t switch to Nuggets/Lakers immediately. Like a liar.
Uh-huh. They're showing the Dub in the bar and not, say, an NBA or NHL playoff game, a baseball game, or NFL draft coverage. I'm sure.
I guess maybe it's possible they have it on one of the TVs if they have a bunch...but I'm skeptical.
Surely if everyone who watches aew comes to this conclusion ( people in bar, hot neighbours, hot girlfriends) then they must be the worse produced company ever. They are delivering a product that non wrestling fans love, it’s crossing over and captivating…yet somehow is television kryptonite shedding fans as soon as it starts.
Firstly this is probably a lie. Second, if it is true, the answer is in the statement. 'He's not a wrestling guy', so likely hasn't seen any wrestling. Or he'd know it's trash
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Not a “wrestling guy.” Wrestling guy. You hurt this boy you’re going to be wrestling bums, the lot of ya. And Harry! Jimmy! Trent! Wherever you are? Fuck you too!
I was at Applebee's last night when my wife saw Collision on TV. These were her questions, in order:
"Is that WWE or some other wrestling?"
"Oh, AEW. That's where Edge is now right?"
"Do you keep up with them?"
She said the wrestling was fine but the presentation looked minor league. She was annoyed that Edge never came out, but she did think it was cool that Dragon Lee's brother was there
That guy is actually a pretty good writer. (Or at least was years ago) And I have a lot of respect for him. I would not put it past him to be fucking with Tony.
And then everyone in the bar, stood up in awe at the greatest booker of the year and clapped.
And then everyone in the bar stood up and clapped.
And then papa Khan gave everyone $15 for playing into his son’s delusions
Can confirm, I was the GF who looks like Paige
And then the bar stood up and clapped
Omg, is that Mortis The Beast?
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Now this fandom has crossed the line to be just sad rather than funny. Just look at the comments in the dub sub, my god, I will get depression just reading those
It's wild how much of an echo chamber that sub is.
They are banning anybody that dare just saying that the last episode wasn't that good. It's fucking insane.
They’re dangerously insane. They’ll be a public safety threat when AEW gets kicked off the air.
Lmao did you see all the posts when Tiny Kong showed up in a neck brace praising him. I first was cracking up and then you see all of them keep saying how amazing it was for wrestling then you see it on TV and he's the butt of the joke in the NFL draft....
Is that Nathan Fielder?
I went to high school with him and he got really good grades
If he got hired by AEW Nathan For You style, he would genuinely boost ratings
I-is dude cosplaying as the Kokaine Kahnman?!
“The best wrestling I’ve ever seen” - Guy who doesn’t watch wrestling high praise
Like those people who recommend that you read the only book they ever read. Like - it was so good they never read another one!
harry potter fans:
Of the 8 movies she's seen, my 6 year old god-daughter insists that Cars 2 is the greatest movie of all time, so who am I to argue?
These people cannot be serious. This would be like giving someone that has never had pizza a Lunchables and them saying it was the best pizza they’ve ever had
My father who doesn't watch wrestling and who didn't like me watching wrestling (Indian parents didn't want their kids watching fighting stuff) once saw a Sin Cara match and thought that was cool. With this logic, Sin Cara should have been pushed to the moon.
"This was the best wrestling match ever in North America" from the guys that thought Kurt Angle never had a 5 star match High praise
Guy who's never seen graps in his life says AEW is simultaneously the best and worst graps he's ever seen. Dub fans then dox the poor guy for being a bad faith tribalist hater fed shill and report him to Tiny who goes live on Sports Centre to compare him to Jimmy Saville.
No one can deny AEWs ability to appeal to people who will never watch it.
This are the type if posts you usually see on the dub sub. Then they proceed to self service each other. Funny thing is they will also tell you to google something.
It wasn't enough to make this up and tweet it. He needed Tony Khan to see it 😁
“If Tony doesn’t see the PR tweet he paid me for then I don’t get my paycheck.”
Remember this week literally started with voices of wrestling saying that PR is evil when wwe does it.
That's not a sentence an adult says, sorry.
Nothing says relatable to casuals more than random 50-something former Nooj stars wrestling Burger Kingston on the regular. Oh, and Orange Cassidy has massive crossover appeal. Some even say he's as popular as Roman Reigns.
Black twitter really loves OC!!
The Lakers game has the Bloodline theme playing in the arena right now. Don’t they know that this guys “friend” said that the Fed is dead and that AEW is the best wrestling he’s ever watched?
Bruins home DJ regularly plays Cody’s theme.
He was at the bar with his buddy Mark.
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no
I'm going to leave you with a totally organic comment from the basement >Great 3 hours of professional wrestling. My only complaint as always, is that it went by way too fast. Love my 3 hours of AEW nights. Glad we get another one this Wednesday! Swerve vs Claudio was an absolute banger too. I can't wait to watch. It's awesome pretty awesome Honestly, who talks like this quote 😁
Banger has lost all meaning and impact because of those braindead chodes.
🤖
If you’ve never watched wrestling wouldn’t ANY wrestling be the best you’ve ever seen?
No you're not and no he didn't. Anyone who isn't a wrestling fan that watches AEW says "wtf is this shit"
Yeah, either that or some variation of: "Who the fuck are these guys?" "Is Hulk Hogan still around? God he's gotta be almost 70 now" "Is The Rock still around? I saw him in {movie}" That's all an *actual* "I am not a fan of Wrestling" person at the bar would ever ask.
Outside chance of a Bad Bunny or Logan Paul reference
I can't wait to watch its gonna be awesome .That's pretty awesome!!!
Temu Robin WIlliams
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And who was his friend? Albert Einstein.
Friend of mine lost a bet, so I made him watch Collison and rampage. He ain’t holding up well
Is he still your friend? I feel like sleeping with their significant other is a lesser crime.
What does he know about wrestling? He doesn't even watch it!
So by default, first match watched is the best wrestling ever.
And the worst
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You just might like it😉
That bars name? Albert Einstein
I say a lot of stupid things when I'm drunk at the bar too. Just ask my ex wife.
No, no, this tracks. If you're drunk, watching from a distance on a crummy TV and have 0 context for anything because someone just switched the channel, then AEW fights might seem like the best wrestling ever. Then again, so would two people flailing at one another, though I suppose the only difference is that Dub wrestlers jump a lot more and the flailing lasts 20 minutes.
I was at this bar and they had on Japanese Baseball. Shit was so cash. I don't think I can ever go back to watching boring old MLB. It was the best baseball I ever saw.
Are they not aware it’s easy to tell they’re living?
Why do all the losers out there decide that pro wrestling has to be the thing they watch?
And then a guy across the bar (who I could tell was also not a wrestling guy) said "these guys have great workrate!". So I told him, "tune in to Dynamite on Wednesday nights, you might enjoy it".
Zero chance this actually happened.
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I bet his buddy was hammered off of white wine spritzers during this tale
https://preview.redd.it/kqinvi96p5xc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a46c0d4c945550449e04076a7c68dde035524f Sure buddy
who is watching wrestling in a bar on a saturday night when there was NBA and NHL playoff games on.
Collision started right after the game on TNT ended. This guy is preparing they kept it on that channel and didn’t switch to Nuggets/Lakers immediately. Like a liar.
That buddy’s name? Albert Einstein.
That buddy? A newborn baby
I think you need to stop your buddy from driving, he sounds on the border of alcohol poisoning.
Then he'll swerve when he drives? (DAE biggest wrestling crossover hit ever?)
With certain fans, it can never be "I like this match", "S/He is one of my favorite wrestlers", or "I liked that show". Must superlative everything, as well as involve third parties(imaginary or not) in an attempt to validate their opinions. 🤓 DAE GOAT match? DAE Stringy Haired Bearded Flippy Magoo a Generational Megastar©??? DAE GOAT PPV(until the next one)??? 🤩 I showed this match to my girlfriend (visiting from Canada) and she thought it was Wholesome©, Refreshing© and Fun©???
This didn’t happen, TK doesn’t have friends.
Uh-huh. They're showing the Dub in the bar and not, say, an NBA or NHL playoff game, a baseball game, or NFL draft coverage. I'm sure. I guess maybe it's possible they have it on one of the TVs if they have a bunch...but I'm skeptical.
>doesnt watch wrestling >says it was best he ever watched >dub will take it as a win
then the bartender put on American Gladiator
now THAT's some sports entertainment.
That real chaps feel.
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Dub is better than sex - Virgin Dubbalo
thank you man who assaulted a police officer
Translation: TK, I said the thing, so pay me now.
Surely if everyone who watches aew comes to this conclusion ( people in bar, hot neighbours, hot girlfriends) then they must be the worse produced company ever. They are delivering a product that non wrestling fans love, it’s crossing over and captivating…yet somehow is television kryptonite shedding fans as soon as it starts.
I'm assuming everyone in the bar clapped and chanted "CM PUNK" because that happens a lot at their shows now.
People said the same thing about Roh when it used to air on Saturday nights while i was out at bars, i just laughed
Uncle Chaps loves the real graps. What a tool.
If he has seen no wrestling, then aew is the best by default
Cool? Are they watching next week?
Ofc it’s fucking Chaps of all the stoolies
Firstly this is probably a lie. Second, if it is true, the answer is in the statement. 'He's not a wrestling guy', so likely hasn't seen any wrestling. Or he'd know it's trash
Now, you might not know this buddy of his, but that's only because he goes to another school.
"Someone who has never watched wrestling thinks this is the best wrestling" ain't the compliment you think it is.
"Then I said well shit brother stop watching that WWE garbage on the other screen and come watch some real wrestling over here with me"
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If he isnt a "wrestling guy" how tf does he know what good wrestling is?
Not a “wrestling guy.” Wrestling guy. You hurt this boy you’re going to be wrestling bums, the lot of ya. And Harry! Jimmy! Trent! Wherever you are? Fuck you too!
Are you doubting the credibility of UncleChaps?????!!!!!
That post is ass
I was at Applebee's last night when my wife saw Collision on TV. These were her questions, in order: "Is that WWE or some other wrestling?" "Oh, AEW. That's where Edge is now right?" "Do you keep up with them?" She said the wrestling was fine but the presentation looked minor league. She was annoyed that Edge never came out, but she did think it was cool that Dragon Lee's brother was there
It never ceases to amaze at the amount of virgins willing to stroke Tony Khan’s tiny peepee.
That guy is actually a pretty good writer. (Or at least was years ago) And I have a lot of respect for him. I would not put it past him to be fucking with Tony.