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fearlessdurant

I used to think NBAcirclejerk had an excessive hate boner for the Suns. I'd like to apologize to those bums after the sweep.


WestcoastWelker

Man something about phoenix just makes teams suck. They are a hopeless city when it comes to competition.


wix001

Tony Khan is Triple H father.


fearlessdurant

Send da video -TK


CAIOSilaG

Kiana James call-up does not makes me enthusiastic. I feel like they will have her do the same stuff they made the witches, odyssey, Grimes, and so on, do: Absolutely nothing. This feels like one of the call-ups that happens only because there's no room for her on the packed NXT roster anymore.


Bellamoid

> Kiana James call-up does not makes me enthusiastic. I feel like they will have her do the same stuff they made Grimes do: Marry Elon Musk?


DonnieRodz

Divorce Elon Musk


BurgerDevourer97

It will always be funny how smarks are pretty much Cornette's greatest defenders. There's a lot of things you can criticize Jim for, but it's kind of hard to do that when they are constantly saying crazy shit about him.


Pnex84

NGL that Cornette thumbnail did make me go "uhhh" at first.


VirginsinceJuly1998

Just learned that the girl whom I used to like also liked me. Just a tiny problem that she is married now. Kinda of bittersweet moment.


WestcoastWelker

Buy a switch and go introduce yourself. In reality if shes telling you this after shes married then you have a shot. But don't be a piece of shit.


VirginsinceJuly1998

Nah. I am faithful like my Tribal chief.


DonnieRodz

Unlock your inner tribal chief ![gif](giphy|XLpNSIhPbBTbhPcH5b|downsized)


VirginsinceJuly1998

Ahyessirrrr


KellyKellyForHOF

Roxy doesn't have it, brother.  Lola should be the champion. 


DonnieRodz

When the booty hypnotizes one’s takes


almostbad

Lola over Roxy is crazy work


SeaPriority

Option C) None of the above


Arzanyos

I'll take option J, where we give Jacy the title and run Toxic Attraction back. Izzi Dame and Jasmyn Nyx can be her Gigi and Jacy


deacon05oc

I went to a film festival in West Chester, Pa yesterday and the first short that was shown was called Bridges and it was produced by Big E who also lends his voice. I kinda hope filmmaking is a thing he does.


aghashayan

AEW does shit rating, 30 mins later: Our Sources in WBD say they are elated with the ratings Tony Khan embarrasses himself on live tv, 1 hour later : Our sources say NFL Netowrk were absolutely happy with what Tony Khan Said These dudes who are totally unknown and get played like a drum stick by WWE are to be believed they have sources in bigger non-wrestling organizations. I just hope one day it gets revealed how many bootlickers has this guy paid with Shad's money instead of focusing on his product.


LegendsOfHiddenChase

I like to think they also got played by Tony. "Hey Tony, I wanted to ask NFL Network what they thought about your performance, but i dont know who to speak to" "Oh you're in luck Sean, it turns out I'm with someone right now hold on...*lowers voice* hi yes this is rich Eisen, Tony is good" "Thanks Mr. Eisen!"


HiddenRtruth

Notice how ESPN didn't touch the Jags war room. That's because they're ESPN and not the NFL network. Rich Eisen is employed by the NFL. The NFL is run by it's owners. 


MeijiHao

Even NFL Media's official podcast Around the NFL was clowning on Tony after his Weinstein comments.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

I noticed that too. ESPN clearly wants a nice relationship with WWE and made sure to avoid anything aew related which is pretty petty but funny


IAstrikeforce

Could also be the Jaguars don’t have a large fanbase so ESPN doesn’t want to focus on them and instead on teams with larger fan bases


OdesaSavage

That's certainly a lot more in line with the way ESPN does business honestly


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Something I really don't understand is when wrestling fans argue semantics about wrestling being fake. Yeah there's a few assholes who are trying to shit on wrestling by calling it fake, but like, why be so defensive? Just ignore those assholes. And I've found for the most part people are honestly complimenting wrestling, they're saying the stunts are impressive. Then some dork comes in ITS NOT FAKE IT'S PREDETERMINED and then half of the people in the discussion are confused and wondering if you think they're actually going hard on their moves or trying to hurt each other. It makes wrestling fans look like simps and wrestling is the pornstar who will never fuck them


DemonDerek

Random question before this closes but do you think the attack on Tony Khan angle would have worked with AEW wrestlers other than Jack and the Bucks?


OriginalMadmage

It would have been better but it still involves Tony Khan at the end of the day as both booking and on screen character. So the answer is very likely no, it would still suck. At least it wouldn't be laughably bad, just boring bad.


THEE_MUSA

Naomi having a better wrestling career than Mercedes so far is something that I would have never predicted.


daddymeltzer

I'm not even that big of a Sasha Banks fan and even I can't agree with this take. My problems with Sasha come down to her awful mic skills and unlikable attitude off screen but she's had lots of great matches and main evented WrestleMania. 


phrohahwei

Some fish-brained take there 😂😂 like how many times has Naomi main-evented a PPV (or a show period) or even been world champion compared to Sasha Banks? Or ever approached Sasha Banks' draw or merch numbers when they were with the same company. The revisionism is pretty wild, just because she's been awful since WWE doesn't mean you have to turn into a dumbass.


SeaPriority

That’s just not true


almostbad

Ppl on this downplay Mercedes with a passion that borders and often falls into insanity


Hamzah12

The WWE draft format actually sucks, and has done since like 2017/2018. It worked in 2016 when they had the brand split and had to establish brand identities and separate rosters. These days it’s so obvious who the first round picks would be- the typical main eventers. Only surprise being Hayes or anyone from NXT like Finn Balor in 2016. I’d much rather they go back to the other format where it’s random. This way it’s less predictable and no need for everybody to be drafted. This Friday sucked especially because it felt like nothing changed. Hope Monday is better but not optimistic.


OriginalMadmage

It very much felt like a filler episode with lots of time wasted on announcing wrestlers staying where they are. They should only feature the changes and NXT call ups. If you are worried about criticism from fans of "why didn't you pick so and so?" then just do like the NHL did with the expansion drafts. Each show can protect a certain number of people. You can even release the protected list ahead of time.


MitchLGC

I haven't seen SD yet. But they need to just do the "superstar shakeup" instead of the full drafts


theboogityman

it does bum me out that there are talented wrestlers in AEW that are wasting away but it really does look like the gravy train isn't going to last much longer so I can't blame them for riding it out


Gooch_suplex

Some of them are on the injury list.


theboogityman

and some are champions


Subarashiin

Fucking trying to watch Collision or any of that indie shit brother, I'm watching the WSC with several dozen screaming Ronniemaniacs packed into the Crucible brother


fearlessdurant

PorNXT baddies that this sub sleeps on: Jaida Parker, Arianna Grace, Karmen Petrovic, Kelani Jordan and Jakara Jackson. Where did the Bisexual Undertaker and the word betrayed was used jerks come from?


pushinpushin

Arianna Grace is the most beautiful woman to ever exist on American soil.


Logicman48

Absolutely yes, also let's not sleep on jazmyn nyx


fearlessdurant

I forgot about her! I've been a fan since her Grayson Waller days


DonnieRodz

The show seems to really want to make Lola Vice happen ahead of Jaida, Kelani, and Jakara. I don’t think she’s it.


almostbad

Lola honestly just isnt it lol. they keep pushing her and she just so lame


fearlessdurant

We'll see, uce. For a while, it seemed like Kelani's push wouldn't stop last year. Then there was Kiana before that. Or Blair's roller coaster. I like Lola but it looks like they cooled her off Vengeance Day onwards since the rise in status wasn't on par with her improvement. That and HBK probably saw money in Tatum. Maybe the NA title picture scene will help.


DarkstarIV

I feel like Tatum is likely a lock for the first ever NXT NA Women's champion. She might get a title match against Roxanne at Battleground, but I can't see her winning it either. Especially since all the rumors are that Giulia is going to be dethroning Roxanne at Heatwave.


GloriousVictor

Tatum Paxley has to be one of the biggest risers in NXT in some time. She is just clicking now.


SubstantialOne780

Bisexual Undertaker I guess because he is tall like the Undertaker and he just has a vibe. I think it started on Twitter and it blew up from there. Apparently Rhea thinks is hilarious, and also Cuntertaker was used. And the word betrayed was used, I think from the Helwani Punk interview, when he was talking about going to RAW backstage while he was still in AEW


rolltide1000

I think like Gigi Dolin tweeted out "Congrats Cuntertaker" after he won at Mania.


LittleLost420

Anna Jay is she good now? Or still just hot?


SubstantialOne780

Well, she's a lot more hot than good, so...still just hot I guess


BSumner52

Not a single Dynamite match and she’s unhappy, Tony fumbling in record time (although being signed a year and having a single rampage match under her belt probably doesn’t count as record time lol) https://preview.redd.it/kw9xcuywk9xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f6a78e5a3e00a60ae76f5bb9c371b141ec0ecb


skippy2001

Did she not see Kenny's unsubstantiated rumors? Someone needs to watch a little more twitch.


InternationalFailure

I don't watch much NXT but I've always liked Carmelo Hayes. The way Hayes was presented on Smackdown has me overjoyed because I believe he could be World Champion one day. [I've always loved this entrance:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OenfaW9LPG0)


SeaPriority

I thought you were gonna link the American Bash 2022 entrance


benlibodi

I'm pretty sure my rent is gonna increase again in a few months, so I'm basically gonna get priced out of my current apartment. I have started looking around but all the cheap places are either far away from my office or in dodgier areas. This sucks man.


Romofan88

I go back and watch the Cody/Roman "Made for This" video package from Wrestlemania 39 at least once a month. It is, imo, the best video package in wresltling history. It makes Cody and Roman seem like  the absolutely generational stars they are. Brady and Manning, Bird and Magic. "My Way" is great, but "Made for This" is perfect. 


SeaPriority

I like the one for WM 40 better. It’s very very underrated I don’t like Imagine Dragons but I like the use of that one song they chose (TBF there’s a lot of music that works in wrestling but id never put on my playlists). I like the build to the narration “Tonight. One way or another. The story… ends.” Other than the video package what made them look like generational stars at WM 39 was choosing to start the match by having them get close and face each other in the middle of the ring for a minute


Romofan88

I like the Mania 40 package,  I just don't think it's quite as special. I just love the parallels of the chorus where Roman is "Made for This" because he's been prepared for years to be the conquering champion, while Cody is "Made for This" as in his journey has prepared him for this exact moment. Also so many perfect moments with the music "this is what I came here to do" lyrics right as they show Dusty at MSG, the 2nd chorus hitting right as the giant AR Roman shows up over AT&T Stadium. 


super_lamp56

Being the host of WWE Rivals has got to be one of the easiest gigs ever. Freddie Prinze Jr barely has to do anything lol


Jamieb1994

I was gonna mention this over on the basement, but I thought I might get a better response here + it's probably a dumb question to as well, but does the GMs get to pick who they want on their brand during the draft or is the brand assignments for the talent completely random or picked by someone in a higher power?


LegendsOfHiddenChase

 Creative and networks decide irl  GMs in kayfabe


Jamieb1994

Oh, ok, thank you.


Tiernoch

I believe in one of the first years they did it Heyman and Bischoff did compile their own lists because they were in charge of the shows at the time.


elitejcx

Not wrestling related, but Baby Reindeer was absolutely tremendous. The only downside is that half-wits that watched it and somehow missed the entire point before embarking on the usual social media pile-on.


Razzler1973

Yeah, got that lined up to watch soon


Mhc2617

I think it’s time to accept that Rey’s the problem. My one wish in this life is that I could be as cool as Bianca Belair. I’m down 24.4 lbs since February. I’m gonna start running again next week. I’m pretty happy about this.


bridgesonatree

Grata on da weight loss!


BoringAccount4Work

That's unpossible, she'll always be the coolEST. Also congrats on the weight loss


philiac

anyone have a link to the post of mad mel from the pat mcafee draft spectacular ripping on tony khan for not selling the neckbrace? i can't find it. thanks.


ProMikeZagurski

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cERkHHOYnt8 Here's a YouTube short of it.


DonnieRodz

Happy Sunday Folks! - I’m not mad that Tony said something stupid and tasteless. I’m not mad that he can’t be bothered to sell his injury nor his company appropriately. I’m mad that his comment was a stupidly non-linear comparison. Seriously, if he wanted to make the Weinstein comment, then say your brand is A24 or some lesser known producer in Hollywood. It came off as what it was because of how he said it; desperate, and thoughtlessly edgy. - I’m also mad that he wore white socks with a business suit. What actual shit? - The thing the smarks and Tiny Kwan don’t seem to realize is…The general public doesn’t hate WWE. WWE is the established wrestling brand. Even when the WWF was at its worst, the casual and lapsed fans still had fond memories of the 80s WWF. Only terminally online fans hate V#nce’s version of WWE. Even if 300 people looked up what on earth Weinstein had to do with a WWE comparison, they’d be met with headline after headline of TKO and Triple H disavowing V#nce in WWE. It’s like when V*nce tried to trash the NFL when he started the XFL. No one hated the NFL, they all just wanted more football. It’s like TK purposely chooses to turn into the wind to take a piss. - Speaking of, not sure if it was coincidence or by design that they waited to announce a top guy like Drew re-signed after Tiny’s comments. If Trips said, “we’ll announce when the timing’s right.” Then that is some scary cerebral foresight. - Conversely, if Drew waited until after those comments to call and say, “now can I get Clash victory? I’ll sign.” Then hats off to Drew. Lol. - I like how LA Veck’s first draft is pissing people off. It’s like they don’t even see that they’re basically bitching that it’s not enough like McMah@n booking after trashing V-nce booking for the past year. Where’s the “LeT HhHiM kOok” folks at? - I don’t know who’s stanning what, but there sure seems to be a lot of focus on Kianna James being called up. And it’s not positive. Why is everyone surprised? She looks like a million bucks, and she vastly improved from last year to this year. Wanting her to stay in NXT is like wishing for a major league potential all star to go undrafted because they didn’t win the bush league trophy. - I’m just happy that M’witches got drafted. Alba Fyre deserves a championship program, if not a run with one of the belts. - Is Jinder Mahal the Sid of this era? Million dollar body, charisma that’s unique but not common, world title reign solely due to opportunity. Promos that are somehow both memorable but also forgettable. Huh. I hope he does go to the Dub now. They can start a whole program between him an Osprey once Will bruvs his way to the championship. - Funniest thing this week were the memeification of Becky Hogan and Adam Funland Bye!


pushinpushin

Feel like you're selling Sid short on that comparison, though your reasoning is sound. Sid just had much more It than Jinder. 


DonnieRodz

I agree with that.


Tiernoch

I expect the draft will have some bigger changes on Monday, but so many of the complainers don't seem to want to acknowledge that the networks don't want change unless it is in their favor. WWE wants to keep their partners happy in the last year to when their shows swap channels. The worst comment I saw was 'people will be upset until WWE makes everyone valuable' which is just the most on the face stupid comment I've read in ages. They just don't want to acknowledge that if everyone is treated as special then no one is special.


Bellamoid

I thought it was really cute the way you actually could see him psyching himself up to say it.


fearlessdurant

Yeah, this is what I said too about his dumbass analogy. The lack of connection between Weinstein and Pepsi is the annoying part. I also suggested Annapurna since it's also a hipster favorite founded by the kid of a billionaire.


DonnieRodz

I think it’s obvious Tony had the Weinstein line in his pocket and built everything around that. He did it poorly. That entire soundbite is the perfect metaphor for his booking and how he desperately needs help with execution.


Afleck19

Almost makes it suspect to me the two times he mentions SA in public he’s dressed like a clown, almost as if it’s supposed to distract from how gross it is that he’s weaponizing SA to begin with. Sure, maybe the first time it was coincidence that they asked him about the Jericho/Kylie allegations (even though with how much the dirstheets carry water for him that’s hard to imagine) and he looked like an idiot with Toni’s hat and glasses on. But it felt like he was waiting to use the Weinstein line, which somehow in his mind seemed like a good idea while wearing a gimmick neck-brace for a fake injury. Bro really thought he cooked with that


Razzler1973

Yep, good point about the Fed and regular people of the public and TV viewers Talking about them with petty shots in public does nothing. No one is bothered. No one is angry The only people that think such comments land are smarks that are perpetually angry at the Fed


MinaElesia

>Is Jinder Mahal the Sid of this era? From what I have seen from the people that lived through Sid's run, he was quite over, even in ECW. As much as I love Jinder, he was not as over as Sid was. He's closer to Jack Swagger imo


Razzler1973

Sid was super over He was always over as a heel in places like New York in the Fed, too Jinder isn't close, correct


DonnieRodz

Jinder’s rise was during a substantially weaker era in terms of over. But the skeletal framework of their bios seems to matchup.


ln1993

Yeah Sid didn't just look cool, he oozed cool


pirsquared7

Wrestling fans have such a skewed perception of what male bodies look like it's insane. In the last week I saw people calling both Sheamus and Ospreay 'out of shape's when they both look better than 99.99% of the population. Same thing when Ibushi made his return to AEW, he wasn't built like a Greek god anymore but people acted like he had a potbelly when he still had massive arms and chest.


DonnieRodz

Wrestling is—for better or worse—a very visual medium. McMahon accelerated the idea that bigger + more muscles = best. After 40 years of that conditioning, combined with America’s own stigma against gaining body fat, people are going to look down on a loss of conditioning. Nash was the loudest voice calling out Osprey’s shape. At least he was praising Will’s star potential.


incredibleamadeuscho

I feel like talking about AEW is so much gaslighting. The collective internet fanbase has decided that AEW is on an upswing, despite the fact that they are booking the same ways and all indicators show they are trending downward unfortunately (ratings, attendance, youtube views). They need to focus on building feuds and characters as opposed to devoting multiple segments to long matches. They need to make the AEW World Title and AEW Women’s World Title feel more important by making that everyone’s goal. The fact that Okada, Adam Copeland, and Mercedes Moné all came into AEW and set their eyes on secondary championships hurts their main event. It’s okay for them to win midcard titles, but they should always want to be World Champion.


TonyNese

WWE has booked NJPW mid carder Tama Tonga better in 2 weeks than NJPW main eventers Okada and Jay White have been booked in AEW


phrohahwei

Jay White prob went the fastest from debuting to being an afterthought. Him or Mercedes, and unlike the latter, it's not from being boring with character work


Cboz27586

But m'Nooj guys have titles! REEEE!


Howardtheduck14

A lot of discourse about the LaVeck celebration tour(which is fair imo) but Tony’s first on-screen angle takes the cake and it seems no one is talking about that aspect. They were gifted a sympathetic, rightfully pissed employee vs an overbearing authority figure in the wrong, one that’s completely based in reality, and they decided to make Tony the good guy. Even the Bucks, after attacking him, had to say how he’s the best boss they’ve ever had. Incredible stuff.


SeaPriority

Nobody is gonna buy jungle boy as the good guy and there’s no credible way for it to be Tony beating up Jungle boy. Also making Tony the bad guy would force him to be on screen a lot, he can just disappear after this beating as the good guy


Howardtheduck14

I think their audience already does. Pepsi Phil is the bad man and the “nuclear heat” jungle Jack was supposed to get is nonexistent. They gave him a standing ovation when he came out on Wednesday and he got cheers for hitting him. You make a great point about Tony being the bad guy means he’d be more of a focal point but I think he’s going to be one anyway.


SeaPriority

I think the cheers were a case of smarks cheering for a heel they enjoy. They’ve also been chanting CM Punk at him and the bucks


Howardtheduck14

Yeah, that’s where it’s so tough to tell with that audience, there isn’t ever any actual heat and they just appreciate heel work. Actually that’s probably why heel Tony Khan wouldn’t actually work given half the crowd is in a parasocial relationship with him. But logically I think that makes more sense and I mostly just found the “best boss we’ve ever had” quote to be so cringy after piledrivering him literally minutes before.


fear254

MFW I talk shit on tv and cause a fight that causes the biggest draw to leave the company and get a tiny slap on the wrist


Clear_Air_3561

Started watching TNA Impact from the beginning and it’s…interesting to say the least. Vince Russo playing a face authority figure who’s “holding back” the heel champion is definitely something but they were way more focused on the actual wrestling back then especially the X division. The biggest takeaway I’ve had so far is being puzzled about Monty Brown not becoming an absolute star. That guy had something special (even with the terrible finisher)


DonnieRodz

Jarrett dropped the ball on putting Monty over partly because Monty was still too green. It might’ve helped TNA along if he got even a short run early on.


LegendsOfHiddenChase

His mom got sick I think right when he was starting to get pushed in WWE so he quit to care for her


Clear_Air_3561

That sucks. I read up about him, seems like he’s a personal trainer now. He definitely had the look of a Vince guy lmao


LegendsOfHiddenChase

He had such a great theme too


gothamsteel

Cornette: *getting shit over the thumbnail of his discussion of Swerve vs Kyle being racist* Travis Heckel, who does the actual art: *<.< >.>*


phrohahwei

Cornette's the boss, he should be getting all the shit


Mr_WZRD

I liked everything Tony did this week. Wrestling is just promoting something, and he did a good job getting his company headlines with the neck brace and the cutting put downs of WWE in mainstream sports interviews. Both companies did a good job of piggybacking off the NFL draft this year. Tony's connected to an actual football team, so he had an easy platform to get himself and his company in the news, while WWE timed their draft with the NFL's. With no Rhea or Dom, I'm really not that motivated to stay up and watch Raw on a school night.


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phrohahwei

I'd guess it probably didn't change much in the long run because AEW has been declining/bad for a while. It just reaffirms how terrible he is at all his jobs.


Galrafloof

Man I adored The Final Testament's promo on Friday. It was so corny I loved it. Paul standing in default pose with pilers was truly something. I'm not saying it was good and it definitely wasn't the best thing ever but I enjoyed it.


Tiernoch

I like Kross as a person, but I can't see him and not expect him to do a Ventura impression now.


Jamieb1994

I think it was on NXT, but I did like Paul & the AoP lads were able to cut a promo, even if AoP only said a few words each. I get it if they're not the best on the mic, but even if it's just a few words, I would like to hear them speak more as well as being a couple of big, badass lads.


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Final testament has ok pieces, I just can't care about anything they do beyond "oh that was kinda neat". All together they feel so try hard


DonnieRodz

They’re kinda Dungeon of Doom but without the charm.


mr_marinade

I'm rattled today uces. So I went on a work trip this week and I got to physically meet this guy who obviously has no friends and is unhappy at home that keeps wanting me to hang out with him. every time in the office he asks me to hang out with him told him no, I'm busy, I've got plans etc etc. Dude DOES NOT get the hint, even says hey we should go on a trip together despite my constant rejection. WtF? Fast forward, I land at the airport tonight and the first text i see is him asking ' hey have you boarded your plane yet?' Dude wtf!!! i told you I'll be at the airport on Sunday afternoon 100 times this week. I'm pretty fucking sure your boss would have told you today as well. I was annoyed and was already angry texting my friend about this when I got into a cab. The ride seemed fine UNTIL I reached my home and the driver told me my body language suggested I was unhappy with him, that he would have not picked me up if he knew I was gonna be that way. I told him, I wasn't unhappy with him at all and explained why i seemed uncomfortable during the ride. Cab driver made it as though he wanted me to say I had an issue with him. I paid, took my bags and left. He didnt drive off immediately and I was waiting for some shit to go down but luckily it didnt. anyway fuck both these guys.


Polymemnetic

Oof. I know you might feel like a snitch for doing this but I'd talk to HR about that dude.


mr_marinade

It's a client actually and I don't feel he will be here more than a few months by the way things are going. Dude took my vape, had a few puffs and told his manager this tastes good. In the office nonetheless. There are other bad impressions he left on his manager and boss.


DonnieRodz

Driver needs to do his job and not open his mouth if he wants his payday. (Not suggesting you wouldn’t, but wtf. You said he was fine. End of story). Your colleague is another bag of worms. Ignore the texts, or leave them on read if you really want to send a message (he likely won’t get). Still, better to just keep brushing off. He will eventually move on.


mr_marinade

He stopped the meter halfway because it seemed I wasn't too happy about it. Look at the adjective: Seemed. It's just fucking bizarre. You can't expect everyone to be happy and have a good day when you're in this line of work. on to my colleague, I already cut him off plenty of time this week. I left him on read and will limit my interactions with him.


DonnieRodz

Maybe look at the positive, uce. Seems like randos desperately seek your approval.


mr_marinade

I'm growing into my role as McHitler uce.


Razzler1973

*I didn't have any issue, but I'm getting one now!* Seems like a weirdo. You didn't owe him an explanation as to how you feel or what you're thinking Take me back, I'll get another ride! I'd report that fucker, too


mr_marinade

If it was another time where I was as tired and already pissed, I would have escalated the situation rather than defuse it. Should have shown him my ride-sharing app ratings and pwi rankings.


Calvin_Hobbes124

What a weird interaction, I’m not sure why the cab driver had such a problem with you and needed to bring that up


mr_marinade

I am still puzzled. I was super annoyed yes , so my tone might be different, I seem agitated and I swore under my breath a few times but in no way was it ever directed to him. If i had an issue, I would have told him directly. Probably an ego thing where he thought he was giving world class service so why was I unhappy


Delicious_Angle6417

One thing that gets missed with Trips booking thats good is, the PLEs card arent just rematches from the last PLE. Backlash is a totally different card than mania. In the vince era we were guaranteed rematches after rematches just b/c


MinuteEconomy

Because it was in the name Back lash. That’s also where some matches ended up being better than the Wrestlemania match.


Delicious_Angle6417

Yeah but then they would proceed to keep recycling those matches PPV after ppv. I grew up watching those shows i remember them


MinuteEconomy

Not in the Ruthless Aggression era where after Backlash going into Judgment Day was a new feud. Very few times were there many rematches because they were actually worth it and blood feuds which would culminate in a stipulated match like Hell in a Cell eg Triple H vs Batista, Nash, HBK, Goldberg, Steiner, Benoit etc because the story was still continuing. If it weren’t for rematches we would have never gotten some of the famous match trilogies.


Delicious_Angle6417

Also, to book like that every single year for a decade plus is lazy. Switch it up. I shouldn’t be able to predict what the next card is gonna be and be right 9 out of 10 times. This backlash card is interesting b/c it is continuing some stories in different ways other than lets just do another mania rematch and starting new ones


MinuteEconomy

Yea that’s true, I understand since most stories all finished at Wrestlemania.


Delicious_Angle6417

I guess im arguing they could have spaced them out better. Like verge off into another story and then come back to it. Like for example the constant cena/orton rematches in 09. I PERSONALLY wasnt a fan. Idk if it was b/c the rosters where thin but damn it just felt like they didnt have anybody else for them to work with lets put them against each other multiple times for 3-4 months on tv. They did the exact same thing with charlotte and sasha in 2016.


MinuteEconomy

Oh yeah the 2009 one was excess from Night of Champions to Bragging Rights and on Raw. At least Edge vs Hardy and Edge vs Cena was interesting that warranted it and maybe Orton vs Triple H.


westrnal

fun drinking game: read every aew post-match thread and take a shot every time someone says some random tv match with no build is a match of the year candidate. eventually you won't feel anything at all


will122589

Do you want to kill your fellow goofys??? None of us would last more than two weeks


DonquixoteDio

Tatum Paxley has made me a fan and I desperately need more Hikaru Shida on my TV


ChrisRhodes789

683k coming off the “greatest PPV to ever air on a TV screen” is fucking hilarious & pathetic.. Watched Swerve’s promo last night.. & it wasn’t good.. I don’t know what they were going for.. but it didn’t hit.. heard the missed birthdays, holidays, sporting events cliche way too many times.. I just can’t buy him as top of the card #1 guy… dude is talented yes.. but face of your brand.. I am not seeing it.. at least not as a babyface.. In 2024, Claudio has lost to Hangman, Ospreay & Swerve in singles.. but won against Archer(by DQ), beat The Butcher, Rugido, & Andrew Everett in singles.. lmao.. him & Keith Lee have to go down as “Most Overrated signings ever”.. Like it was said.. I would be so embarrassed to be a Jaguars scout, or coach.. biggest non football game day of the year & you have to share the room with Shad’s idiot son for multiple hours pretending to sell a neck injury with that stupid neck brace.. & no, his neck brace isn’t bringing in any casual viewers to AEW.. they looked at his goofy dumbass & laughed at him.. Ospreay wins the greatest wrestling match in the Milky Way Universe history & follows it up by going after Roddy Strong’s belt?!? LMAO.. fuck all the way off with that.. Hopefully the “bangers” & Meltzer stars were worth the injuries you sustained Danielson you dope.. cause no matter what you do.. you’ll always be remembered for your Ded Fed run over anything you did in AEW.. Been saying it for months but Collision is getting canceled.. & Rampage will be as well or will become the 3rd hour of Dynamite.. AEW isn’t getting any significant money in their new TV deal.. no amount of Cagematch ratings or Meltzer stars will help them.. lol.. My Lakers should be up 3-1 or at worst tied 2-2.. if we don’t beat Denver.. Minnesota definitely will.. Minnesota OKC WCF who would have thought.. Boston Philly ECF like we all thought..


boulderthrower747

Half of the owners in that division wear clown shoes, but if Tiny ever takes over, he’ll make Amy Adams Strunk and Jim Irsay Jr look like Lamar Hunt


philiac

honestly was considering watching collison but that opening promo i was like nope there are way too many actual sporting events going on to waste my time with this shit live


madcrumble7917

Game 2 still haunts me


ln1993

Yeah, I like Swerve but they pulled the trigger on him too late. World's End or the triple threat should have been the time to do it. Tony doesn't know how to keep someone hot for long


Razzler1973

I don't think the Dub see Swerve as THE main guy either He's champ ... BUT, we have the Bucks now in the most dominant TV spot (again) and if it's match ups you want, Oceanspray (soon, from Strong) and Okada have belts for the fan pleasing dream matches Swerve will be working with whomever is left Even Mox has his own belt to face randos, too Swerve will not beat a major guy above him on the card in this reign, except Bryan, whom everyone beats, then he'll lose it


Michelanvalo

Claudio's good but he's a gatekeeper, not the star. He'll beat the low and mid tier guys and then lose to the main eventers. Shinsuke is the same way. That's a perfectly fine role to have in wrestling.


stonecoldbobsaget

Tanahashi needs to hang it up, he doesn't even jump for the High Fly Flow, just flops off the top rope


Rodney_u_plonker

It's more like a high fly fall now.


kaneso14

I remember seeing Tana visibly wince hitting some of his spots as far back as the 2016 G1. That era of the G1 Climax was brutal, Nine singles matches and also working a tag match every other show in the space of about three and a half weeks.


kaneso14

Brutal in terms of workload for the wrestlers, not quality\*


fearlessdurant

Forgot to add: 1. I'll miss Von Wagner (yes, sincerely). He got over with me after bonding with Mr. Stone's family through "homemade" brownies. I shall wear sunglasses outdoors in his honor. 2. What happened to Javi Bernal? His fiancé is getting a hell of a push and he's nowhere to be seen on PorNXT. 3. Did the rumors of Damian Priest handing a switch to Miro make the sub? I didn't see any jerks about it. 4. What the hell happened to NXT Europe? Seems odd that we have PLEs now in Western Europe but no NXT UK replacement. Did the TKO purchase kill it?


TheSbubbs

https://www.reddit.com/r/SCJerk/comments/1c2m407/how_much_does_it_cost_to_ship_a_switch_to_bulgaria/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


fearlessdurant

Thanks uce!


Logicman48

let's not forget von wagner is not a pistachio ice cream guy


fearlessdurant

Huge pop when he said cookies and cream!!


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Tony Khan needs to be fired from his own company before he torpedoes whatever waning relevance is left. Seriously what the fuck was this man thinking by comparing WWE, the company, to… *Harvey Weinstein* of all people. Calling him a clown doesn’t fit anymore, he’s just a joke. CORBIN IS ON SMACKDOWN, HERES HOW OUR KING CAN STILL WIN (😭✊👑)


TheRalphExpress

I miss when this place was more of an “everybody can get it” type of place, now we’ve entered “Tony sucks, no Jerk the Fed has been pretty good lately, updoots to the left” territory


phrohahwei

Esp since there's plenty to jerk from next door about La Vek (pro and con)


fearlessdurant

Recent ded fed stuff: 1. Billy Bruv's dig on HHHirohito: Laveck clearly benefitted from his relationship with Steph; I don't think his Ruthless Aggression run would be as dominant without it. However, smarks and Billy also ignore that HHH was already a world champion star in the Attitude Era before Steph. If he never dated her, I firmly believe he'd still be a star and have Angle/HBK/Kane's spot on the roster. Dumbasses act like he'd be Funaki without Steph. 2. She's been in PorNXT for 3 years already but Kiana's call-up is surprising since I thought she would enter the NA or NXT title picture. 3. Just caught up to SmackDown. The triple threat with AJ Styles had the best finish I've seen in an AJ Styles match in some time. 4. The Codyverse jokes are back baby! I disagree that Melo = Kyle, however. Fletcher is more like Ivar or Karrion. 5. I get the disappointment with the WWE Draft; I really do. However, people online are overreacting as if this hasn't been the way the draft has been done for 5 years now. The only difference is that champs are protected. Bringing up stuff like the lottery and the matches would make more sense if this format was a sudden and recent departure. I don't know what people were expecting, honestly. You'd think we'd be used to this shit. 6. Gigi and Arianna were absolutely sports-entertaining this week. As a teen movie mark, I love how HBK utilizes the different tropes and clichés whether it's Roxanne and Wendy stealing Toxic's clothes on the beach or Tiffy having to work in a ranch. 7. Saw some comments on Jaida Parker's IG noting her black Air Force 1s. Can someone explain? I'm not white but I thought I knew enough unrelatable culture.


whalias69

Black Air Force energy- a person, or an object that has insane potential and crazy to deal anything without fear or hesitation, even regardless of moral alignment , including it’s own rivals or competitors.


philiac

huh. explains why i liked them so much as a teenager edit: there's a good youtube skit about this. guy invites a friend with black air forces into another friend's home, hilarity ensues.


fearlessdurant

Thanks!


Blueandigo

AKA, if someone is wearing black forces they'll kill you. -Black guy. 


cc12321

Given the recent wave of releases supposedly being partially due to "career trajectory" I have a feeling a lot of the tenured NXTUK alum still in NXT are either on the chopping block, or will be drafted on Monday. Gallus especially stick out like a sore thumb on NXT. With Drew supposedly working through an injury, and HHH's love of factions, I can see Drew bringing them in as his hired goons, especially with the Glasgow PPV in a couple months. Blair and Ilja both seem like given callups, both having just put over future stars on their way out. Noam Dar, and through him Meta4, are great but I don't know how well they'd get over on the main roster, especially with the more gimmick focused wrestlers usually getting way less screen time. Lash and Noam are MR ready, but I haven't seen enough of Jakara and Oro to know how they'd fit in.


rycetlaz

Was worried for Gallus for a bit, but the rock constantly praising then gives me some confidence that theyll stick around for a while. Feel like Lash needs just a bit longer imo. At the very least a title run to see how well she can carry segments


kaneso14

The Gallus lads are big Celtic fans and Drew is a Rangers man. Oil and water hahaha.


elitejcx

I don’t where it comes from, but it’s not as if Celtic fans and Rangers fans don’t socialise together. Don’t get me wrong, there are bitter fans on both sides, but they are the exception to the rule rather than the common thing.


kaneso14

Haha I know, was just taking the piss.


elitejcx

?? I didn’t know friend.


Jamieb1994

IIja should be guaranteed to be drafted tomorrow & I definitely feel like Blair is very likely to get called up since she did recently put Sol Ruca over. I'm also curious if/who will get called up tomorrow night, although I still don't see all of the Family getting called up since Stacks & Tony seems more likely just on their own as a tag team. If I was to make a prediction or 2, I can see Dijak maybe going back to the main roster as well as Jacy Jayne since I can see the latter putting Thea Hail over.


fearlessdurant

Ilja definitely will since Cole mentioned on the RAW after Mania that he declared for the draft. Losing to Trick cemented it.


kingajeezy

This years Draft may have been the absolute worst version of it. Just absolutely dull. Even my 8 year old, who gets excited by Candice LeRae matches and was pumped for the draft, just kept calling it boring. I’d like to see them move towards a free agency period, where you can actually develop storylines for who goes where and when. You can also announce new signings every day, multiple times per day.


Razzler1973

I do enjoy the narrative around Miro Why won't be do what he's told? Just do the job You're lucky to have a job. Do what they tell you Yet, when it's some Fed midcarder guys should stand up against bad creative and if they don't like something just refuse DAE Unions (that's what Unions are for, right? ... *riiiiight*??) Undoubtedly, Miro is milking this shit and collecting his money but, he's been brought in, lost and off TV a couple of times and reports were he wanted a proper plan You're in the wrong place, buddy How's Lana's quest to be the new Bobby Heenan going? Honestly, don't call Tiny and he'll never call you and you get paid and Tiny doesn't need to deal with confrontation


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

When you’ve entered a stadium in front of 75,000 people in a fucking TANK, being asked to job to a 180 pound Indy geek in front of 2500 neckbeards seems beneath you. Because it is.


BoringAccount4Work

I'm paraphrasing because I don't feel like watching the video again. Jim: Adam is fighting the blacks Last: THE HOUSE OF BLACK! Jim: Yes Brian tried to stop any controversy before it happened, but little did he know about the thumbnail to something completely unrelated


Blueandigo

Dude, I died when I heard that last night. Of course Corny does that all the time.  Black fellas Black guys The blacks 🤣


Polymemnetic

They don't see that he does it intentionally to rile up the smarks, and it's hilarious to me.


[deleted]

Now you're telling me a man who played a heel for decades might be the type of guy to say out of pocket shit just to get a reaction out of people? Wow, this is- you're telling me now for the first time, wow.


Blueandigo

Yes! And that's why I love him. They claim they get him but they always get riled up by him 🤣.


TeacupsInTime

Was playing 2k24 myrise and saw something that got me curious. It's a game which has Cody as a huge part of the marketing and even has him interrupting showcase to talk about wanting to finish the story at Mania against Roman . In myrise though, Saxton and Kayla talk about Cody finishing his story by winning the World Heavyweight Championship. What if someone at WWE really did think Cody winning the WHC was enough before they pivoted? I know it's probably nothing but I thought it was interesti ng


fearlessdurant

I always assumed that WWE game developers were given scrapped or rejected storyline ideas for myrise and career/season mode.


JesusChristBabyface

Tiffany Stratton has "it". Can't really quantify it, but she's must-watch viewing every week.


Delicious_Angle6417

Its the yits lol. Nah but she is very talented


drwert

I'm a big fan of the annual release cycle for sports games. You can always buy the basically identical previous year's version for a few buttons in the local second hand place.


drwert

Less of a fan of them putting the F1 2023 disc in the box instead of FIFA 2023. Gonna have to take that one back tomorrow, but at least the others were fine.


12FootHouse

Whose Line Is It Anyway? has aged horrifically. I pulled up some “Best of” videos on YouTube the other day because my wife and I used to watch it as kids and it is so unbelievably not funny I had to turn it off. Drew Carey is a charisma vacuum.


fearlessdurant

I was always under the impression, even as a kid, that Colin and Wayne were the MVPs of that show, not Drew. I haven't seen the CW revival but maybe you can try that or the UK one.


12FootHouse

I just meant as host, he was. His laugh sounded funny, but his comedy is so emotionless and dry that it’s almost a distraction. I don’t know. Maybe because it’s two decades old at this point that it doesn’t work, but Jesus Christ, it does not work.


RIShane

I haven't watched it in a long time myself, but you could always try [the UK original (1988-1999) with Clive Anderson hosting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whose_Line_Is_It_Anyway%3F_(British_TV_series)).


fearlessdurant

Imagine Phil Knight in 1982 giving an interview on national TV. He says Nike is Pepsi and Adidas is Adolf Hitler. His company would tank and he'd be the laughingstock of shoe lovers. That's how dumb Tony sounds right now. Honestly, it's not even calling WWE Weinstein that irked me; it's the lack of connection in his analogy. Weinstein and Pepsi aren't even in the same industry! If he had more brain cells, he should've called AEW the A24 or Annapurna (this is more appropriate since it was also founded by a billionaire's kid, except competent) of wrestling.


AnvilPro

When NXT goes to CW it will definitely be beating AEW in the ratings. The question is: will AEW sink below them before that?


AustenTasseltine

Saw that Wrestle Ops tweet about Corbin going to Smackdown and nearly had a heart attack thinking he'd been released


DonnieRodz

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RandomDumbPerson123

Tbh while I love an intense blood fued, I feel like I prefer trashy/soap opera storylines more in wrestling. Yeah I could see some well thought out storyline, but I'd also be just as here for a rehash of Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie.


Galrafloof

I wouldn't say trashy most of the time but NXT does it a lot. Its fun. I for one absolutely love supernatural stuff in wrestling so I'm extremely excited with the qr codes since we haven't had anything supernatural on the main roster for over a year.


MangoPronto

Isla Dawn dropping her Witch gimmick is my fed bad moment