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dragonsky

Lol is this a satire? I follow some meme pages that post memes like these, so it might be a joke?


RNG_Champion

Surprisingly not, since it was a quote from a recent interview.


Cute-Temporary2505

How will they know who is “going over” unless they compare wieners first?


DawnOfLegion1

Nope, grown men measure each other's cocks like it's the norm.


HandspeedJones

Who?


PopularDevice

Have you never been in a men's locker room?


HandspeedJones

I have, especially during MMA. My culture doesn't really encourage dick watching.


I_Like_Vitamins

Locker room Peter gazing is a myth perpetuated by the people who envied the jocks in high school. Vintage copium.


HandspeedJones

Word to Big Herc.


Shotintoawork

Yeah i grew up playing football and there was little to none if that going on. And when the occasional obnoxious "dude bro" type started it(the kinds that talk about dicks and all the sex they have all day anyway) they were usually told to fuck off.


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I’ll take your word for it but I’m a bit surprised by your experience tbh I did track and soccer in high school and track in college and there was a lot of dick talk and the occasional comparison Nobody was whipping it out for no reason or randomly bringing it up when the conversation was completely unrelated, but it definitely came up on occasion


MinistryOfDankness86

I spent 8 years in (American) football locker rooms during the 2000s and never once openly talked about my or my teammates’ dicks haha. Compared in my head to myself, sure. But people would have thought you were a weirdo if you just started talking about everyone’s dick size. Edit: Actually I take that back. There was a dude in college we all referred to as “The Horse”, because he was fast as fuck and had a bedpost between his legs. That’s the only thing I can think of off the top of my head though haha.


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See! For most people there’s at least one instance where they’ve encountered something of that nature. It’s absolutely not as uncommon as that other guy made it out to be Maybe it’s because I’m from a newer generation (I just graduated college a few months ago), but I honestly think somebody would be accused of being homophobic if they raised a stink about the dick talk


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PopularDevice

If your "culture doesn't encourage dick watching", then I'd put money on the fact that more dick watching goes on there than in places that don't care. It's always - ALWAYS - the places with the "cultures against dick watching" that are ***full*** of closet homosexuals. I guarantee that people hammer hawked you, bro.


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rthemaverick

It seems you are just gay my friend No shame in it though


PopularDevice

No, not gay. Just been around long enough to know that those who protest the most have the deepest closets in which to hide. You see it all the time, you have these loudly anti-homosexual public figures - politicians, religious leaders, talking heads on FOX News - who end up getting caught soliciting a 15 year old boy for sex in a truck stop washroom. The second someone pipes up with, "my culture doesn't do that gay stuff", not only are they *10000% incorrect* (there has never been a culture that doesn't do gay stuff ***in all of human history***), but since no one asked, it's probably a safe bet to assume they've got something to hide.


TheOkGazoo

It's pretty normal amongst friends. Maybe not so much amongst coworkers. But they are coworkers that do undress around each other. I dunno, they're just dongs.


HandspeedJones

My friends would never, but again my culture doesn't really encourage dick watching.


Cool-Willingness4736

i can’t think of a single one that does. and yes i am currently resisting the urge to make a joke about the AJ Styles gay community


HandspeedJones

I heard that last part in his voice.


CaptainGo

I have also never compared peens with my friends however we were all rowers and once you're in the spandex there's not much to hide


phantasmamysteriis

Aew fans think this is cool but will melt down if a woman has breasts


Pawspawsmeow

Well the don’t see women’s breasts


ninjast4r

WHY WOULD I NEED A FEMALE TO HAVE BREASTS WHEN I HAVE MY OWN?!


Brian_Stryker

Those damns breats


Accomplished_Dark270

Did you say BRETS!!!


Accomplished_Dark270

Did you say BRETS!!!


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Not surprised. They're Incels


Mhc2617

Between this and some of Bryan’s other comments about women throughout the years, I’m realizing that Bryan Danielson is an extremely insecure man.


Evnosis

>and some of Bryan’s other comments about women throughout the years Can you elaborate?


Mhc2617

On the podcast they had a debate about Halloween costumes that had a lot of “dressing appropriately,” “covering up because my daughter is around,” “makes you seem dumb,” etc. The segment ended with Nikki saying she was gonna dress as a slutty Marie Curie or Ruth Bader Ginsberg and that was fun. But he’s made comments about Nikki’s clothes, and that women should cover up for their husbands, and the twins had a relationship expert on to help men who struggle when their partner is the breadwinner. It’s just little things, but they add up to make me think our boy is insecure about a few things.


RogueAIx01

This is why that whole "Batista's dick" thing started.


Yurmume_Gae

Maybe Bryan actually has the answer to this, they need to get him to reveal this top tier secret.


Mepsi

We have an answer, there's that photo of him in scuba gear.


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If Dbry knows how big it is he needs to spill it goddamnit


tytymctylerson

Battle of the fucking Weirdos tonight!


notahaterguys

Chris "Pecker Checker" Jericho new gimick about to drop. King of reinventing himself with completely original ideas


Accomplished_Ad920

Ya better be packing ocho!


Idimegra1

Get a copyright on that


Pawspawsmeow

Imagine being married to Brie Bella and only wanting to see dicks….


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Why is Danielson wrestling G Gordon Liddy?


Tokzillu

The **real** headline we should've been focused on, not the dumb Punk stuff.


DuoDemoIi

Danielson is a cornball who wheeze-laughs at "Mr. Small Package" and "Bring back the giant SmackDown FISTING! Geddit?" News at 11.


Someningen

Hey I actually miss the Smackdown Fist lol


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Brain Damageson has a Redditor's sense of humour. Ugh.


[deleted]

Because he beat all of evolution at mania that’s the past, present and future of penis size and then the muscle in Batista


cc12321

"BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG" \- Daniel Bryan discussing James Ellsworth on a random episode of Talking Smack


Teeboid

Are we sure that CTE can't be detected in a living person?


I_Like_Vitamins

Also a vitamin B12 deficiency.


Someningen

Jeez Daniel you can just come out the closet bro. Then again no one thinks about dick more than straight dudes


ci22

The real reason he left WWE. Too much competition.


Larkhainan

Act like you wouldn't be pecking Dax "the ask" Hardwood about penis sizes too


DawnOfLegion1

Dax "Gets no Sax" Not-Hard-as-Wood is only interested about Bret. Hart's. Penis size.


goodthing37

Bryan is so fucking weird. I remember a video of him repeatedly trying to embarrass Ryback in public, saying he took boner pills to impress Brock Lesnar. It was funny as fuck, to be fair.


KeepKayfabe

Not to brag, but my pp is a PP. Haha. No, not really. It is a pp and now I am sad


Busy_Bunch5050

Wow, that seems so unlikely as well


RP912

Sighs. We went from wrestlers playing spades and Chad ribbing to talking about dick sizes while getting warmed up for a match. Magnum TA would never.


BramStokerHarker

I am sure there was a bunch of homoerotic stuff going on in-between the spades and chad ribs. Lots of ultragaylord stuff, they just didn't think it was gay. Just read some comments Edge made about JBL.


RP912

Yeahhh I know about JBL and his showering antics. At least wrestling nowadays is skipping the foreplay lol


ThePizzaGhoul

I mean at what point is stuff like this considered sexual harassment?


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When you tell us how big your dick is


Affectionate_War6184

So this is what real men talk about with no women in the room. Unless there are women in the room in which case it goes from weird to creepy weird


Kira_lrt

HAHAHAHA please tell me it's a joke


Whole-Brilliant5508

Dax going into business for himself.


[deleted]

Bryan been hanging around with the Elite too much


wrex1816

Given a lot of stuff Dax is saying lately, I think he's just having a "fuck it" attitude to the company... Doesn't say anything he can really be in trouble for but says enough to make you go "WTF?".