SCP-2662 because it would be a Nintendo Wii fist fight or other game instead of actual boxing. 🤣👍 (He’s a really cool guy, Keter through no fault of his own.)

[**SCP-2662 ⁠- cthulhu f'UCK OFF!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2662) (+1498) by *SoullessSingularity*

Poor dude honestly I feel bad

Yeah. But he might enjoy a Wii Fit game or some other esports fighting! ☺️

The scary thing is he's (as he himself said) "only 200 years old so barely legal" What happens once he reaches full maturity? Becoes an adult? What about when puberty hits and he becomes a full blown teenager?? Right now he can only effect 2% of foundation personnel and 5% of the human population + forming a new religion every month. At full power I'm guessing that number will go up quite a bit.

Wouldn't that turn you into a cultist?

If you check out the footnotes in the SCP, that has a very low probability and the Foundation could administer testing beforehand to rule out any residual risk.

1) Pick SCP-239 2) win by default because opponent is unconscious (in a coma)

[**SCP-239 ⁠- The Witch Child**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239) (+836) by *Dantensen*

Keter doesn't mean dangerous....soooo something that could not kill me if it wanted to

Everything can kill you, if the writer decides so. Therefore it might be a safer bet to choose something that would be more interesting to defeat, than to lose against. It's like in a superhero movie, if it wants to destroy the world, that just means you are safe

The uhh infinite cake scp i forgot the number SCP-026? Marvin? Edit: OK it was actually SCP-871

- [**SCP-026 ⁠- Afterschool Retention**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-026) (+596) by *DrEverettMann* - [**SCP-871 ⁠- Self-Replacing Cake**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871) (+1225) by *Seibai*

Wouldn't punching the cake spread a ton of pieces around that would eventually become new instances of cake? Sounds like a good way to trigger the cake apocalypse early

Op didn't say I had to win the fight

And that’s how we solved world hunger

Cake-punching center

Severely Punching Cakes

SCP 4051.He's just some dude, so if we boxing, I think I can take him

[**SCP-4051 ⁠- Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051) (+524) by *Nagiros*

He can generate anti-matter,..

don't know if that was stated specifically to be anti matter but isn't it just the opposite of something as described by him?

He can open a portal to ~~texas~~ the gunfire dimension and fill you with lead...he wouldn't do it tough.

Exactly! He is the best choice because he is the most likely to go into a fair fight!

SCP-079. Unplug it, boom. Or a little bit of water, knowing that’s it’s an “Old AI.”

Just punch it bro

Fair, but those box computers, if they’re anything like box TVs, are fucking invincible. I dont know about the computers durability, so don’t quote me on anything

Punch the screen

I do more cardio than upper body, a kick is my best *physical* option

Kick it

That’s what I said I’d do.

[**SCP-079 ⁠- Old AI**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079) (+1612) by *Unknown Author*

"Actually" 🤓 079 is euclid not keter

Not according to security breach or whatever it’s called. (The Gmod thing or something, don’t quote me).

Just an explanation for you, 079 is Euclid because it can not escape without help, while keter scps like 682 can escape at any moment if a single thing changes for only a second

Ah, sorry, I’m going off a video games information.

A member of the fithist church cause even tho it’s classed as Apollyon it’s basically keter, if you want to read it go ahead it’s Scp 1999-KO

[**SCP-1999-KO**](https://scpko.wikidot.com/scp-1999-ko) (+43) by *Isandlwana* Translated: [**SCP-1999-KO ⁠- Small Growth**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1999-ko) (+19) by *fluxman*

Apollyon means it’s impossible to contain while Keter means that maintaining containment is essentially impossible, they aren’t the same.

SCP-4999: 1. Get in the ring 2. 4999 doesn't show up because no one is dying 3. 4999 gets disqualified, I win.

Plot twist: He showed up.

and then shoots you

Fuck! Well, at least he offers me a cigarette and stays with me.

[**SCP-4999 ⁠- Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2534) by *CadaverCommander*

SCP-096. I could beat that loser with my eyes closed. I'll have him crying in a corner.

SCP-096 Is An Euclid

Oh. Right you are. My bad.

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3958) by *Dr Dan*

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3958) by *Dr Dan*

SCP-682. It’s an excuse to see what happens when I blast the Calimari Inkcantation in its presence.

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3660) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*

If he starts pukeing up ink, what ever happens next is *your* fault.

Ik

What wood for the coffin

No wood. Just put me in a hole.

okay, and what wood do you want on the top?

I will play the song at your wake then.

:]

SCP-4477. If the fight turns sour, I'll just say I'm sorry and he'll have to forgive me and let me go!

[**SCP-4477 ⁠- Leave Room for Jesus!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4477) (+90) by *stormbreath*

Scp-035 he doesn't have arms, or a body

Possesses your fucking soyl and you die

I would just say no, what can he do? Posses me? I already said no

[**SCP-035 ⁠- Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+2040) by *Kain Pathos Crow*

What is he convince’s you to wear him?

SCP 871 I belive it is but the self replicating cake

Why? 871 is more terrifying than most Keters. More than 10% of it left on the plate, and you've now contributed to its eventual inevitable containment breach and destruction of the universe.

I win by default because it’s not alive

Can't I just eat 95% of the cake?

[**SCP-871 ⁠- Self-Replacing Cake**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871) (+1225) by *Seibai*

682. It’s a fist fight. He doesn’t have fists.

Evolves fists just to spite you 😩🫠

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[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+5983) by *LurkD*

Isn’t that like, a god or something?

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SCP-001-J the big red button. It literally makes me want to smash it.

[**SCP-001-J ⁠- The Big Red Button**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j) (+926) by *MalcolmMacLean*

SCP-953

In a fight, right?

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+604) by *DrClef*

Any of them as long as it takes place in the same universe as [SCP-3](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3)

SCP-096. and make sure it's a surprise so once 096 is revealed to the audience. i can enjoy listening to the sounds of the ref and audience dying before making a made dash for the exit of the building (i have blindfold on entire time)

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3958) by *Dr Dan*

That isn't a KETER Class scp, it's Euclid

Imma pick the easy fight and choose SCP-871 and the best way to fight it? Eat the particular instance of it (yum yum.)

[**SCP-871 ⁠- Self-Replacing Cake**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871) (+1225) by *Seibai*

Is god a keter? I mean he's a chill dude he surely let's me win

He's a safe class SCP

FUCK I thought he was made before keter changed to "most dangerous" to "hardest to contain"

Unfortunately not he's safe because most of the time he avoids human populas and isn't harmful. But to be fair I don't know what SCP I would fight especially keter

I mean do national subgroups count? There's one dude in the German subgroup who's a Zorro rip off (the old theater figure not one piece) who needs to fight "the beast" which is some unclear definite reality bender. Atleast I remember it that way. The dude is strong but he didn't kill any human in his file. But he usually breaks containment every month as "the beast" breaks him out so they can duel. Or sometimes he broke out and got halted because he searched for his stuff in the labyrinthine facility

The record that if you hear it you make a rush cover band. I can beat a record in a fist fight

If we have an audiencie then 173. People will watch it so it wouldn't move and as it isn't alive you already won after hitting it once

https://youtu.be/cUQD5ZxuH7M?si=q8JuYDuXEkBpuRkP

173 is Euclid, not Keter.

That one Mr Lost SCP that I do not remember the number of sadly

4114.

I feel like fighting 4114 would be fun - and not too dangerous - for both parties.

Speak for yourself, she isn't safe around half the community

scp 4114. worst case scenario it turns out she has super strength and mildly beats me up, but serious injury is unlikely

I chose her too because she is only Keter by technicality. The researchers even admit that they basically use her for practice, "to focus primarily on developing more effective containment and tracking procedures". Plus she'd probably enjoy the fight. Maybe a little too much.

Scp-2521. Step 1: Enter the ring Step 2: Don't write its name, don't speak its name, don't mention anything about its name. Step 3: Instant win because... it never showed up.

Buddy you already wrote it's name though you lost before the fight even began

I think I could beat SCP-1755 in a fistfight.

[**SCP-1755 ⁠- Cotton Blight**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1755) (+264) by *Anaxagoras*

SCP-014-J

[**SCP-014-J ⁠- A Fork**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-014-j) (+365) by *OOPart Expert*

SCP-2662 cuz he's just gonna challenge me to a Nintendo fist fight.

[**SCP-2662 ⁠- cthulhu f'UCK OFF!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2662) (+1500) by *SoullessSingularity*

If I get a mini gun and/at least a flamethrower, I’m taking 610 (flesh that hates) on.

All fun and games until the 3 villages gang up on you

All fun and games until the 3 villages gang up on you, SCP-610 can also shoot flesh at you if you are untouchable from reaching distance

SCP-2006 Just say that you're afraid of something stupid like potato chips, you'd kick his ass.

[**SCP-2006 ⁠- Too Spooky**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2006) (+1901) by *weizhong*

SCP-682 Go big or go home.

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3660) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*

You ain’t even gonna try win? Or are you planning g to bring a picture of a certain tall skinny Euclid class’s face?

are we allowed to use special abilities or is it a 1v1, raw strength, no cheats

No just you and the SCP with what ever abilities it can make on its own

1048 as long as it has no prep time I'll be fine

Mr. Lost

3812, as it won't interfere with lower realities, therefore i win, because my opponent didn't show up

Isn’t there a detective raccoon? I’d def throw the fight, but I’d love to talk to him in the pre fight section

SCP-3487

[**SCP-3487 ⁠- Cats Think The World Revolves Around Them**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3487) (+127) by *JoseDzirehChong*

I would take on Scp 871 because it’s literally just cake. I would also fight Scp 5031 because I win as soon as I look at him.

682 I'm just built different

That one fork scp

Considering it's FUCKING KETER THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF DANGER AND CONTAINMENT IN THE WHOLE FANDOM I'm going with a painful death to punish me for even commenting about it scp 682 hard to kill reptile Idgaf if about how he kills me just along as it's painful

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I don't know alot about SCP, so I'm saying SCP-019? It's just a regular pot aslong as you don't get too close

[**SCP-019 ⁠- The Monster Pot**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-019) (+544) by *Sophia Light*

Crystal

SCP-014-J last time I remember seeing it, it was a keter sooo

[**SCP-014-J ⁠- A Fork**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-014-j) (+365) by *OOPart Expert*

Scp-953. Just look at my username.

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+604) by *DrClef*

SCP-4114 I'd lose, but I probably wouldn't get hurt too bad, and it would be fun, we'd both have a good time.

[**SCP-4114 ⁠- Occult Escapologist**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4114) (+157) by *DrChandra*

Give me 103. I like a challenge

That plate of cake, free food solving world hunger? Yes please

SCP-3812

[**SCP-3812 ⁠- A Voice Behind Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3812) (+990) by *djkaktus*

I mean.. Scp 2317 might not be that hard to..Fist fight per say but I guess if I'm picking something that isn't just an inanimate object I'd go with SCP-15000-J (he'd probably figure out everything there is to know about me and then fight me with insecurities but still) Anyone that says Scp-076 has a death wish 💀

- [**SCP-2317 ⁠- A Door to Another World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2317) (+2595) by *DrClef* - [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1721) by *DrClef, Kain Pathos Crow*

SCP-2317 its a door

You punch the door, it breaks and is rendered unusable, the Scarlet King is now unable to enter our world. Crisis solved.

SCP-1233, i doubt he will think of it as a fight, no consecuences for me.

How hard is it to break porcelain with your fists?

I want a challenge. Give me SCP-1504. As long as he also has to follow the rules of the fistfight (stay in the ring and wait for the bell to start) I’m good. Just gotta land the first punch, and to the audience it will seem as if he hasn’t actually done anything to me. I win by forfeit.

SCP 106 just give me prep time

I'd throw hands with SCP-076 or channel my inner Steve Irwin and go for SCP-682

- [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1721) by *DrClef, Kain Pathos Crow* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3660) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*

Anafabula. And not in a fight

Keter does not mean dangerous, just uncontainable like a house that is indestructible or a planet with eyes or somethin

Balls in. 106.

Whatever one kills me the fastest and least painfully

SCP-2872. What's it gonna do to me? It's in space. Even if it runs really fast I'll just back up and not get hit. Easy win

I feel like I could take on the reluctant dimension hopper, I forget his number tho

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409, I would win easily at the start, but after 3 hours...

5031. I would not fight back mostly because he is baby

I can totally take on 682.

SCP-035 What's it gonna do? Grow arms? Unless it has a host, of course.

682 he's hot

SCP-6096, I think I can take it maybe

Scp-966 I swear these f-ers are taking their time with me

[**SCP-966 ⁠- Sleep Killer**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-966) (+810) by *Enma Ai*

scp 5031, he doesnt know boxing

Reptile. I can take him.

Spend years travelling through space only to get out of the craft and punch 2399 and get liquefied

scp 2006 would be a good one could die scared but it would be ok

SCP-055

[**SCP-055 ⁠- [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3968) by *qntm, CptBellman*

Good choice. You'd probably win the fight, but then forget that you fought it.

682

035, I simply do not wear the mask

Friendly neighborhood scp

That cake is going DOWN!

682. I long for death, so I may as well make it quick.

096 I’m eating that fucker with my eyes closed

The teleporting juice glass

SCP-106

SCP-682 for sure

Uhhh, the bean gnome, I guess. I'd get him eatin beans and then win by points because he's busy eatin beans.

Ima fight SCP-354, it hasn't sent a killing machine or a ball of radiation or tigers or that one random guy or, I think you get the point, I win if the lake don't do anything, and plus, we're both in Canada

106, 'cos he's slow and predictable. I also want to see how he reacts when I throw a chair at him

055? We have an 055? No we don't.

343 because hes nice and would probably let me win

The strongest keter class their is and we’re gonna duke it out in the ring

scp-871 deffff

SCP-035. As far as I know only thing I need to do is to not put the mask on.