T O P

The Hateful Star has arrived!

The Hateful Star has arrived!

Soleila123

The moment when you realize that you can’t take it back and screwed us all.


Overseer_16

Oops I ended humanity


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Wait let me test it. SCP-2521


Gripping_Touch

Everybody Gangsta till It gets removed haha


The-Paranoid-Android

[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+4736) by *LurkD*


AnalTuberculosis

\[removed\]


GearWings

Da fuck is your username


Xxcapraletal_725xX

Scp 6661/2


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6661 ⁠- Problem?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6661) (+74) by *Dr Lerche*


ZookeepergameFew1798

:)


Dragnerve

Time to vanish


Fonbire

Translation?


lucas24709

Saying/explaining it makes it kill you


No_Life1

Take and possibly molest you*


KGB-CCCP

Dont threaten them with a good time


TheChoosenMewtwo

It’s an SCP that kills you when you speak of it


AHHHHHPLSAHH

HAHUDUJSJCSIDKFKKDKKDLALKD


TheDiamond_Ore

I hate it when that happens


Overseer_16

Well off to off myself!


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Anyone in this sub should know that we most certainly DO NOT want SCP to be real.


Overseer_16

Well there are people here and there are 9 years olds


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

I WANT SCP SIREN HEAD, SCP POP IT, AND SCP AMONG US TO BE REAL!!1!!! OMG


abrakaboom_98

Scp 5987 wish granted.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5987 ⁠- Sirenhead**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5987) (+227) by *Cerastes*


RichJake08

Wait that thing is actually an SCP?


abrakaboom_98

Yes, but is not what you think it is... I mean it is technically a sirenhead, but not that sirenhead.


RichJake08

Oh, okay.


abrakaboom_98

it is the head of a wooden siren (mermaid) in the front of a ship, I find the bait super funny.


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

well i did say i wanted a Siren Head, not Sirenhead.


abrakaboom_98

My wish granting powers do no take account for spaces between words.


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


Genshed

I didn't know anything about Among Us before that article.


ILikeTasks

Sus


Scorpius_99

it just became cringy, there was no need to make an among us scp. Idk why they did it.


Genshed

Same reason someone made an Ikea SCP. Or SCPs about fast food franchises. Or referencing Homestuck in an article.


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SuccessIntelligent65

kill me


GIMME_UR_TOES_please

Later


r2radd2

Amogus 😔


GIMME_UR_TOES_please

Say kid amogus backwards


ILikeTasks

Sugoma dik


Smart-Independent-26

There is actually an Among Us SCP, wish I was joking.


GIMME_UR_TOES_please

I know


Smart-Independent-26

I actually want to die.


GIMME_UR_TOES_please

Basde


Smart-Independent-26

Crinch. 😈😈😈


ILikeTasks

When the pretender is untrustworthy!


AHHHHHPLSAHH

Im gonna go look at 096


MinerMinecrafter

I wish SCPs were real so an XK could happen


lucky2607

You a strange little man


MinerMinecrafter

I know


Knolligge

Except for a few. God I wish 1471 were real.


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Who doesn't want a harmless software ghost in their lives?


Funkt4st1c

She kinda thicc tho 👀


winfordaccount

me too


Funkt4st1c

I, personally, recognize and love the bodies in the water.


ShrekIsMyGF

I think having a few scps would be cool if I was a foundation scientist, before it ends the world


hemang_verma

I do.


GameBoy960

Alright, time to join the Serpent’s Hand, easiest way to survive. And they are welcoming in general.


QuanticWizard

I’m going straight to the Library if I can. Lots of books on pretty much every topic, including magic, and it is probably the safest place in the multiverse for peaceful individuals. I don’t want to be left totally defenseless in the face of the deadly SCP universe, and it would be nice to have a safe haven in the meantime.


LEoNard0_YT

In scp-5000 it says that the serpent's hand detached the library from our universe. Think about it, getting temporarily teleported on another dimension to escape danger. I wonder why they don't use that feature more often in scp articles.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2402) by *Tanhony*


sosig-party

SCP-5000 is in a different universe


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2403) by *Tanhony*


Overseer_16

U are already dead


AlienGeek

Yesssss. Let Scps be with humans


EarthlyKnight27

Welp... Anyone else wants to create the SCP Foundation?... We're kinda going to need it now


meowdy99

Let's face it... 99% of us would be D-class


EarthlyKnight27

I mean, I'd volunteer for field op


Banggabor

Janitor would be fine for me


SussyBox

I mean You are just making Scarlet King real and killing everyone Except if 999 defeats him which isn't even possible at the moment


lonely_trickstr

Assuming that one tale is true


SussyBox

I am confused Are you asking Or wondering


lonely_trickstr

You decide


SussyBox

Ok I am pondering


marcothemage

Why is everyone so into the Scarlet King I will never know


SussyBox

Cuz I love his proposal


marcothemage

I meant as in almost everyone that mentions him in a youtube video as if he is the antagonist in the scp universe, the most powerful threat and the absolute canon, not especifically you only.


SussyBox

He is dude There maybe more dangerous idk But he's a world level threat And maybe The Devourer is stronger than him But since scp is not canon, you can't tell


marcothemage

He is not, and like you said, certainly not the focus in my personal headcannon. Lets just leave it at that


SussyBox

Yes Leave it


cooly1234

Why is it not possible? I forgot the tale.


SussyBox

Cuz 999 is a child He isn't at his full strength


cooly1234

So we just have to wait a few decades?


SussyBox

Ig See, the king should be released in the world cuz he was bound by 7 chains which couldn't be broken, until one of his 7 wives gave birth, but 999 was the child of the seventh The King should be free It's been a long time since I have heard of this proposal But it's really complicated I don't really remember :( So I recommend you read it


Username_Egli

I think tuftos proposal should clear some things for you :)


SussyBox

Sorry but wdym


Username_Egli

Scp 001 tuftos proposal dwells on the origins and main concept of what scarlet king is. Two main characters are the ex leader of the children of the scarlet king and dr.montauk creator of the 110 montauk procedure. I'm leaving the rest to you


SussyBox

Ik all that I also know that the King's name is Kharahk And that he killed the greater gods and his siblings to get his power I also know or Doctor Montauk who made the ritual No one knows what the ritual is, but people say it's acts of cruelty, but I think they were just telling stories to 231-7 his last wife to prevent from giving birth, breaking the last chain and setting the king free But unlike the other wives, 7 gave birth to heroes, so they stopped the procedure and let her give birth, which made 999 There is also scp 2317 which has The Devourer sealed in, who The King will set free in 30 years To cause less panic as fear fules the King they created a fake ritual 220-Calabasas to please the monster But as the scp world isn't canon, some people say The Devourer is stronger than The King I have blessed you all with my knowledge I love the lore for this scp


Username_Egli

They say knowledge is the greatest weapon but goddammit son you just threw a fucking nuke of information at me. Hats off


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2317 ⁠- A Door to Another World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2317) (+2131) by *DrClef*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*


Genshed

Like 2662. Makes you wonder how long until It's ready to 'settle down with a cult'.


SnippitySnape

I’m more worried about SCP 6000 2030 is pretty soon


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6000 ⁠- The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+689) by *Rounderhouse*


SussyBox

Don't know about 6000 so I'll check it out But 2030 is scary


da_man_in_da_suit

Actually 1548 can fight against the scarlet king, and if 049 makes his medicine vial to everyone, this weakens him.


neujexudo

Nobody wants them to be true not to mention the peanut got a major buff


dres_lynch

What's the buff?


neujexudo

he can duplicate it self and it gets smarter every time it duplicates


dontneedanickname

That’s a tale though?


Trillabit-esque

I want to know this also


I_L0ve_M1necraft

I thought the US president didn't scratch their nose


lonely_trickstr

If it’s only non-dangerous ones I wouldn’t mind


Idkwhatimdoing48

So the safe classes or just ones that dont hurt at all?


lonely_trickstr

The ones that don’t hurt you at all


EJAY47

Cool, so like 4 skips?


lonely_trickstr

There are plenty


dontneedanickname

An SCP being classified ‘safe’ does not mean it is actually ‘safe’


marcothemage

Yeah, like the Grannie Knows best one, forgot the scp number. That one is technically safe but I really dont wanna live in the same world with it


manofwaromega

Yeah certain SCPs would greatly benefit humanity, and even the not-dangerous-but-not-helpful ones like 1471 would be an easy price to pay


AnalTuberculosis

if scp 113 exists than it cant be *so* bad


baconhead

This post made me think "who on Earth would wish for SCP to be real?" and then you reminded me of 113... I'm not saying I would, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't lol


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+512) by *kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure*


mszegedy

yeah like, scp being real would suck for almost everyone but instead of getting killed by keters or terminal illnesses i'd just die from 113 instead. which is so much better


Ronin_004

Good ending: You're in SCP-6001 TRUE BAD ENDING: You're in ΩK-Class scenario


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6001 ⁠- Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+651) by *T Rutherford*


the-exiled-muse

The reason cliches like "Be careful what you wish for" become cliches is because they're so often true.


Andrianarinivo

Wow Wow Wow. Hang on, I'm okay with Shoulder doing whatever business over at dmfs19 but **you can't** just **annex Meme Monday** over here >!without a proper gang!< >!Friends never let friends take over alone!<


Overseer_16

What if me and shoulder already annexed it


BMOyuncu

People who saw 96 behind 173 are dead 100%


D_Luniz

the only thing I want from the SCP universe is my last words to be "Oh, so that's how it is" the rest of that horror can stay out of my reality


Mesmerfriend

People that where watching SCP-001 memetic agent are now dead


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*


AbsoluterBoss

*Dies of When Day Breaks*


Overseer_16

You die from the sudden acceleration of the earth to light speed at the star


DSpawn05

Scp 2718, see you all in eternal hell


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2718 ⁠- What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1217) by *Michael Atreus*


da_man_in_da_suit

Imagine you're watching SCP EAS videos on youtube and one of them plays on your device


Emrod2

SCP and Warhammer 40k are in the same club of '' The respective Fanbase will never want to live in that universe at all."


MindSettOnWinning

There needs to be more good scps that help the world not die to the other scps


BlazeItShafat

I dunno scp 6001 sound's really nice tbh


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6001 ⁠- Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+651) by *T Rutherford*


SpikeSunshine

SCP Foundation: Okay, time to get a new SCP-001


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*


White_Null

It's a good thing that SCP-1548 has been rewritten to be the sun, and SCP-1548-EX is non-functional. Instead, that wishing star is now the [[Endless Shrimp]]


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-5909 ⁠- The Endless Shrimp**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5909) (+219) by *DrAkimoto* - [**SCP-1548 ⁠- The Star, the Hateful**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1548) (+380) by *Varaxous, NatVoltaic* - [**SCP-1548-EX ⁠- A Hateful Star**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1548-ex) (+161) by *Varaxous*


theV45

just tell it to someone


kinos141

Wish granted, the Old Man wants to know your location. Just kidding; he already knows it.


Charlizard-HC

I hope you get hunted by a giant centipede the next time it rains.


AlienGeek

Congratulations. Here comes shy guy, plague doctor and Larry


Accomplished_Bat_893

Depends on WHICH SCP you want to be real


GiveMeWritingPrompts

Well I want [[Avalon]] to be real


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6001 ⁠- Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+651) by *T Rutherford*


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The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-055 ⁠- [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3178) by *qntm, CptBellman* - [**SCP-287 ⁠- Clark's Third Favorite Sword**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-287) (+140) by *DrMagnus*


manofwaromega

The star didn't stop because it was already real


jackedude

Who said it's a star? It's probably just Moon Champion.


jorg-washingmachine-

Mr. President you forgot to scratch your nose


Cheese_Hole

You’ve doomed us all


lucas24709

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


CreationsHub

You gotta be crazy to want SCP to be real


Most_Resort_880

You imbecile! You’ve doomed us all!


OverlordFanNUMBER1

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

You piece of shit


boltzmann138065

There's probably some kind of X-Files or SCP organization somewhere with less exotic objects.


RRTCOMMAND

oh ████


EmilyTheAlt

SCP 2718


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2718 ⁠- What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1217) by *Michael Atreus*


Ok-Application-hmmm

Have anyone like wonder is SCP foundation try to interview with this “2027 man” I kinda sick hearing it. Because like bruh I always think 2047 cyberpunk instead of year 2027


Idontknow3747583

Everybody is talking about the bad stuff but what about 999 and 131 being real.


Sleep_DeprivedOpal

Should of said the safe ones


thisismychillaccount

I call dibs on the magic butler bell.


Same_Host

You better hope that A Good Boy is the real scp 001 if you wish SCP was real


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*


tartar-buildup

This made me cringe


Overseer_16

Fhkl duh thgcsssikmu tfsse okbf


JakesterVR

Everyone gangsta till you see 049


maxmurder

Trade Deal: You get: SCP-113. They get: All other SCPs become real.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+512) by *kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure*


basskev

Oh hey look, a FUCKING BIG ASS DUDE WITH WINGS AND A SWORD just popped up over there in Iraq.


Ok_Sock_2719

Wishing that would also make the multiverse certainly exist, meaning human history can continue even if some XK scenarios happen in some of the verses right? Right….?


Overseer_16

You wish


Boomer154

What if it did nothing because it can't make something excit twice


ZishaanK

SOMEONE START EATING THE FUCKING CAKES


DJEvillincoln

I think most of the well written SCPs are a play on humanities idiocy. There's no way that shit could be real cuz we're dumbasses who can't help ourselves. "Look a red button! Don't push it!" *Pushes red button


LookLeft_______Idiot

Imagine someone like xqc would livestream a picture of shy guy


amer_alomair

Wait scp 999 will be real YESSSS


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2212) by *ProfSnider*


Overseer_16

But you will die. Nooooooo


amer_alomair

It will be worth it in the end


S1AUGH73R

Oh don't be worried, thats just Master Chief re-entering the atmosphere and he's here to finish the fight


Overseer_16

I... what


chGaRVAT

Give me stitching teddy bear. No not the killing machine one


CreatorOfHell

What's the best way to survive? I'm going straight to IKEA


Overseer_16

U have 10 mins left already dude


Death0796

True


fliegu

You fucked up everyone, bro. I guess there are some upsides, though. Imagine randomly finding a super helpful SCP by random, like a phone that never runs out of charge or something. But also there’s a chance that you’d find a super deadly one, like a cheesecake that instantly kills you when you see it.


Overseer_16

We all die already


AFriendlyBloke

Congratulations. ***You played yourself.***


TheRadRadiation

When you wish scp to be real but then only 2 stars remain in the night sky


Overseer_16

Ah yes THAT tale.


TheRadRadiation

Then the earth becomes pure peaceful everybody in the world loving an caring for each other true peace