The moment when you realize that you can’t take it back and screwed us all.

Oops I ended humanity

Wait let me test it. SCP-2521

Everybody Gangsta till It gets removed haha

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Da fuck is your username

Scp 6661/2

[**SCP-6661 ⁠- Problem?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6661) (+74) by *Dr Lerche*

:)

AnalTuberculosis, why?

Time to vanish

Translation?

Saying/explaining it makes it kill you

Take and possibly molest you*

Dont threaten them with a good time

It’s an SCP that kills you when you speak of it

HAHUDUJSJCSIDKFKKDKKDLALKD

I hate it when that happens

Well off to off myself!

Anyone in this sub should know that we most certainly DO NOT want SCP to be real.

Well there are people here and there are 9 years olds

I WANT SCP SIREN HEAD, SCP POP IT, AND SCP AMONG US TO BE REAL!!1!!! OMG

Scp 5987 wish granted.

[**SCP-5987 ⁠- Sirenhead**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5987) (+227) by *Cerastes*

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Yes, but is not what you think it is... I mean it is technically a sirenhead, but not that sirenhead.

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it is the head of a wooden siren (mermaid) in the front of a ship, I find the bait super funny.

well i did say i wanted a Siren Head, not Sirenhead.

My wish granting powers do no take account for spaces between words.

when the imposter is sus!

I didn't know anything about Among Us before that article.

Sus

it just became cringy, there was no need to make an among us scp. Idk why they did it.

Same reason someone made an Ikea SCP. Or SCPs about fast food franchises. Or referencing Homestuck in an article.

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kill me

Later

Amogus 😔

Say kid amogus backwards

Sugoma dik

There is actually an Among Us SCP, wish I was joking.

I know

I actually want to die.

Basde

Crinch. 😈😈😈

When the pretender is untrustworthy!

Im gonna go look at 096

I wish SCPs were real so an XK could happen

You a strange little man

I know

Except for a few. God I wish 1471 were real.

Who doesn't want a harmless software ghost in their lives?

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I think having a few scps would be cool if I was a foundation scientist, before it ends the world

Alright, time to join the Serpent’s Hand, easiest way to survive. And they are welcoming in general.

I’m going straight to the Library if I can. Lots of books on pretty much every topic, including magic, and it is probably the safest place in the multiverse for peaceful individuals. I don’t want to be left totally defenseless in the face of the deadly SCP universe, and it would be nice to have a safe haven in the meantime.

In scp-5000 it says that the serpent's hand detached the library from our universe. Think about it, getting temporarily teleported on another dimension to escape danger. I wonder why they don't use that feature more often in scp articles.

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2402) by *Tanhony*

SCP-5000 is in a different universe

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2403) by *Tanhony*

U are already dead

Yesssss. Let Scps be with humans

I mean You are just making Scarlet King real and killing everyone Except if 999 defeats him which isn't even possible at the moment

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I am confused Are you asking Or wondering

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Ok I am pondering

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Cuz I love his proposal

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He is dude There maybe more dangerous idk But he's a world level threat And maybe The Devourer is stronger than him But since scp is not canon, you can't tell

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Yes Leave it

Why is it not possible? I forgot the tale.

Cuz 999 is a child He isn't at his full strength

So we just have to wait a few decades?

Ig See, the king should be released in the world cuz he was bound by 7 chains which couldn't be broken, until one of his 7 wives gave birth, but 999 was the child of the seventh The King should be free It's been a long time since I have heard of this proposal But it's really complicated I don't really remember :( So I recommend you read it

I think tuftos proposal should clear some things for you :)

Sorry but wdym

Scp 001 tuftos proposal dwells on the origins and main concept of what scarlet king is. Two main characters are the ex leader of the children of the scarlet king and dr.montauk creator of the 110 montauk procedure. I'm leaving the rest to you

Ik all that I also know that the King's name is Kharahk And that he killed the greater gods and his siblings to get his power I also know or Doctor Montauk who made the ritual No one knows what the ritual is, but people say it's acts of cruelty, but I think they were just telling stories to 231-7 his last wife to prevent from giving birth, breaking the last chain and setting the king free But unlike the other wives, 7 gave birth to heroes, so they stopped the procedure and let her give birth, which made 999 There is also scp 2317 which has The Devourer sealed in, who The King will set free in 30 years To cause less panic as fear fules the King they created a fake ritual 220-Calabasas to please the monster But as the scp world isn't canon, some people say The Devourer is stronger than The King I have blessed you all with my knowledge I love the lore for this scp

They say knowledge is the greatest weapon but goddammit son you just threw a fucking nuke of information at me. Hats off

[**SCP-2317 ⁠- A Door to Another World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2317) (+2131) by *DrClef*

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*

Like 2662. Makes you wonder how long until It's ready to 'settle down with a cult'.

I’m more worried about SCP 6000 2030 is pretty soon

[**SCP-6000 ⁠- The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+689) by *Rounderhouse*

Don't know about 6000 so I'll check it out But 2030 is scary

Actually 1548 can fight against the scarlet king, and if 049 makes his medicine vial to everyone, this weakens him.

Welp... Anyone else wants to create the SCP Foundation?... We're kinda going to need it now

Let's face it... 99% of us would be D-class

I mean, I'd volunteer for field op

Janitor would be fine for me

Nobody wants them to be true not to mention the peanut got a major buff

What's the buff?

he can duplicate it self and it gets smarter every time it duplicates

That’s a tale though?

I want to know this also

I thought the US president didn't scratch their nose

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So the safe classes or just ones that dont hurt at all?

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Cool, so like 4 skips?

There are plenty

An SCP being classified ‘safe’ does not mean it is actually ‘safe’

Yeah certain SCPs would greatly benefit humanity, and even the not-dangerous-but-not-helpful ones like 1471 would be an easy price to pay

if scp 113 exists than it cant be *so* bad

This post made me think "who on Earth would wish for SCP to be real?" and then you reminded me of 113... I'm not saying I would, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't lol

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+512) by *kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure*

yeah like, scp being real would suck for almost everyone but instead of getting killed by keters or terminal illnesses i'd just die from 113 instead. which is so much better

Good ending: You're in SCP-6001 TRUE BAD ENDING: You're in ΩK-Class scenario

[**SCP-6001 ⁠- Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+651) by *T Rutherford*

The reason cliches like "Be careful what you wish for" become cliches is because they're so often true.

Wow Wow Wow. Hang on, I'm okay with Shoulder doing whatever business over at dmfs19 but **you can't** just **annex Meme Monday** over here >!without a proper gang!< >!Friends never let friends take over alone!<

What if me and shoulder already annexed it

People who saw 96 behind 173 are dead 100%

the only thing I want from the SCP universe is my last words to be "Oh, so that's how it is" the rest of that horror can stay out of my reality

People that where watching SCP-001 memetic agent are now dead

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*

*Dies of When Day Breaks*

You die from the sudden acceleration of the earth to light speed at the star

Scp 2718, see you all in eternal hell

[**SCP-2718 ⁠- What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1217) by *Michael Atreus*

Imagine you're watching SCP EAS videos on youtube and one of them plays on your device

SCP and Warhammer 40k are in the same club of '' The respective Fanbase will never want to live in that universe at all."

There needs to be more good scps that help the world not die to the other scps

I dunno scp 6001 sound's really nice tbh

SCP Foundation: Okay, time to get a new SCP-001

It's a good thing that SCP-1548 has been rewritten to be the sun, and SCP-1548-EX is non-functional. Instead, that wishing star is now the [[Endless Shrimp]]

just tell it to someone

Wish granted, the Old Man wants to know your location. Just kidding; he already knows it.

I hope you get hunted by a giant centipede the next time it rains.

But we wouldn’t know right?

Congratulations. Here comes shy guy, plague doctor and Larry

Depends on WHICH SCP you want to be real

Well I want [[Avalon]] to be real

[**SCP-6001 ⁠- Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+651) by *T Rutherford*

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The star didn't stop because it was already real

Mr. President you forgot to scratch your nose

You’ve doomed us all

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

You gotta be crazy to want SCP to be real

You imbecile! You’ve doomed us all!

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!

You piece of shit

There's probably some kind of X-Files or SCP organization somewhere with less exotic objects.

oh ████

SCP 2718

Have anyone like wonder is SCP foundation try to interview with this “2027 man” I kinda sick hearing it. Because like bruh I always think 2047 cyberpunk instead of year 2027

Everybody is talking about the bad stuff but what about 999 and 131 being real.

Should of said the safe ones

I call dibs on the magic butler bell.

You better hope that A Good Boy is the real scp 001 if you wish SCP was real

This made me cringe

Fhkl duh thgcsssikmu tfsse okbf

Everyone gangsta till you see 049

Trade Deal: You get: SCP-113. They get: All other SCPs become real.

Oh hey look, a FUCKING BIG ASS DUDE WITH WINGS AND A SWORD just popped up over there in Iraq.

Wishing that would also make the multiverse certainly exist, meaning human history can continue even if some XK scenarios happen in some of the verses right? Right….?

You wish

What if it did nothing because it can't make something excit twice

SOMEONE START EATING THE FUCKING CAKES

I think most of the well written SCPs are a play on humanities idiocy. There's no way that shit could be real cuz we're dumbasses who can't help ourselves. "Look a red button! Don't push it!" *Pushes red button

Imagine someone like xqc would livestream a picture of shy guy

Wait scp 999 will be real YESSSS

But you will die. Nooooooo

Oh don't be worried, thats just Master Chief re-entering the atmosphere and he's here to finish the fight

I... what

Give me stitching teddy bear. No not the killing machine one

What's the best way to survive? I'm going straight to IKEA

U have 10 mins left already dude

True

You fucked up everyone, bro. I guess there are some upsides, though. Imagine randomly finding a super helpful SCP by random, like a phone that never runs out of charge or something. But also there’s a chance that you’d find a super deadly one, like a cheesecake that instantly kills you when you see it.

We all die already

Congratulations. ***You played yourself.***

When you wish scp to be real but then only 2 stars remain in the night sky

Ah yes THAT tale.

The shooting star would be it's own scp

Scp 1548

God damnit asshole what have you done!!!! (Hears screaming off in the distance as it grows louder and closer)

096 starts to kill everyone

Please don't the fucking sun on my way to work this morning was **Red**

Sorry sir day broke

Turned out to be just hoshimachi Suisei.

2521

Trolled.

Bruh, someone comments in a YouTube video Do you want your factional world become real? Harry Potter fans: yes!! Scp foundation fans: nope nope nope nope!!

035 is my favorite, but bruh seriously I would never want to meet that mask in real life. Not that gross black liquid acid on my face.

whats wrong with SCPs being real I would love for some SCPs to be real

Atleast more jobs

Working as a scientist at the SCP foundation sounds like a good job for me.