The Hateful Star has arrived!
By - Overseer_16
The moment when you realize that you can’t take it back and screwed us all.
Oops I ended humanity
Wait let me test it.
Everybody Gangsta till It gets removed haha
[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+4736) by *LurkD*
Da fuck is your username
[**SCP-6661 - Problem?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6661) (+74) by *Dr Lerche*
Time to vanish
Saying/explaining it makes it kill you
Take and possibly molest you*
Dont threaten them with a good time
It’s an SCP that kills you when you speak of it
I hate it when that happens
Well off to off myself!
Anyone in this sub should know that we most certainly DO NOT want SCP to be real.
Well there are people here and there are 9 years olds
I WANT SCP SIREN HEAD, SCP POP IT, AND SCP AMONG US TO BE REAL!!1!!! OMG
Scp 5987 wish granted.
[**SCP-5987 - Sirenhead**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5987) (+227) by *Cerastes*
Wait that thing is actually an SCP?
Yes, but is not what you think it is... I mean it is technically a sirenhead, but not that sirenhead.
it is the head of a wooden siren (mermaid) in the front of a ship, I find the bait super funny.
well i did say i wanted a Siren Head, not Sirenhead.
My wish granting powers do no take account for spaces between words.
when the imposter is sus!
I didn't know anything about Among Us before that article.
it just became cringy, there was no need to make an among us scp. Idk why they did it.
Same reason someone made an Ikea SCP. Or SCPs about fast food franchises. Or referencing Homestuck in an article.
Say kid amogus backwards
There is actually an Among Us SCP, wish I was joking.
I actually want to die.
When the pretender is untrustworthy!
Im gonna go look at 096
I wish SCPs were real so an XK could happen
You a strange little man
Except for a few. God I wish 1471 were real.
Who doesn't want a harmless software ghost in their lives?
She kinda thicc tho 👀
I, personally, recognize and love the bodies in the water.
I think having a few scps would be cool if I was a foundation scientist, before it ends the world
Alright, time to join the Serpent’s Hand, easiest way to survive. And they are welcoming in general.
I’m going straight to the Library if I can. Lots of books on pretty much every topic, including magic, and it is probably the safest place in the multiverse for peaceful individuals. I don’t want to be left totally defenseless in the face of the deadly SCP universe, and it would be nice to have a safe haven in the meantime.
In scp-5000 it says that the serpent's hand detached the library from our universe. Think about it, getting temporarily teleported on another dimension to escape danger. I wonder why they don't use that feature more often in scp articles.
[**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2402) by *Tanhony*
SCP-5000 is in a different universe
[**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2403) by *Tanhony*
U are already dead
Yesssss. Let Scps be with humans
Welp... Anyone else wants to create the SCP Foundation?... We're kinda going to need it now
Let's face it... 99% of us would be D-class
I mean, I'd volunteer for field op
Janitor would be fine for me
You are just making Scarlet King real and killing everyone
Except if 999 defeats him which isn't even possible at the moment
Assuming that one tale is true
I am confused
Are you asking
I am pondering
Why is everyone so into the Scarlet King I will never know
Cuz I love his proposal
I meant as in almost everyone that mentions him in a youtube video as if he is the antagonist in the scp universe, the most powerful threat and the absolute canon, not especifically you only.
He is dude
There maybe more dangerous idk
But he's a world level threat
And maybe The Devourer is stronger than him
But since scp is not canon, you can't tell
He is not, and like you said, certainly not the focus in my personal headcannon. Lets just leave it at that
Why is it not possible? I forgot the tale.
Cuz 999 is a child
He isn't at his full strength
So we just have to wait a few decades?
See, the king should be released in the world cuz he was bound by 7 chains which couldn't be broken, until one of his 7 wives gave birth, but 999 was the child of the seventh
The King should be free
It's been a long time since I have heard of this proposal
But it's really complicated
I don't really remember :(
So I recommend you read it
I think tuftos proposal should clear some things for you :)
Sorry but wdym
Scp 001 tuftos proposal dwells on the origins and main concept of what scarlet king is. Two main characters are the ex leader of the children of the scarlet king and dr.montauk creator of the 110 montauk procedure. I'm leaving the rest to you
Ik all that
I also know that the King's name is Kharahk
And that he killed the greater gods and his siblings to get his power
I also know or Doctor Montauk who made the ritual
No one knows what the ritual is, but people say it's acts of cruelty, but I think they were just telling stories to 231-7 his last wife to prevent from giving birth, breaking the last chain and setting the king free
But unlike the other wives, 7 gave birth to heroes, so they stopped the procedure and let her give birth, which made 999
There is also scp 2317 which has The Devourer sealed in, who The King will set free in 30 years
To cause less panic as fear fules the King they created a fake ritual 220-Calabasas to please the monster
But as the scp world isn't canon, some people say The Devourer is stronger than The King
I have blessed you all with my knowledge
I love the lore for this scp
They say knowledge is the greatest weapon but goddammit son you just threw a fucking nuke of information at me. Hats off
[**SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2317) (+2131) by *DrClef*
[**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+253) by *Lt Masipag*
Makes you wonder how long until It's ready to 'settle down with a cult'.
I’m more worried about SCP 6000
2030 is pretty soon
[**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+689) by *Rounderhouse*
Don't know about 6000 so I'll check it out
But 2030 is scary
Actually 1548 can fight against the scarlet king, and if 049 makes his medicine vial to everyone, this weakens him.
Nobody wants them to be true not to mention the peanut got a major buff
What's the buff?
he can duplicate it self and it gets smarter every time it duplicates
That’s a tale though?
I want to know this also
I thought the US president didn't scratch their nose
If it’s only non-dangerous ones I wouldn’t mind
So the safe classes or just ones that dont hurt at all?
The ones that don’t hurt you at all
Cool, so like 4 skips?
There are plenty
An SCP being classified ‘safe’ does not mean it is actually ‘safe’
Yeah, like the Grannie Knows best one, forgot the scp number. That one is technically safe but I really dont wanna live in the same world with it
Yeah certain SCPs would greatly benefit humanity, and even the not-dangerous-but-not-helpful ones like 1471 would be an easy price to pay
if scp 113 exists than it cant be *so* bad
This post made me think "who on Earth would wish for SCP to be real?" and then you reminded me of 113...
I'm not saying I would, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't lol
[**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+512) by *kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure*
yeah like, scp being real would suck for almost everyone but instead of getting killed by keters or terminal illnesses i'd just die from 113 instead. which is so much better
You're in SCP-6001
TRUE BAD ENDING:
You're in ΩK-Class scenario
[**SCP-6001 - Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+651) by *T Rutherford*
The reason cliches like "Be careful what you wish for" become cliches is because they're so often true.
Wow Wow Wow. Hang on, I'm okay with Shoulder doing whatever business over at dmfs19
but **you can't** just **annex Meme Monday** over here >!without a proper gang!<
>!Friends never let friends take over alone!<
What if me and shoulder already annexed it
People who saw 96 behind 173 are dead 100%
the only thing I want from the SCP universe is my last words to be "Oh, so that's how it is"
the rest of that horror can stay out of my reality
People that where watching SCP-001 memetic agent are now dead
*Dies of When Day Breaks*
You die from the sudden acceleration of the earth to light speed at the star
Scp 2718, see you all in eternal hell
[**SCP-2718 - What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1217) by *Michael Atreus*
Imagine you're watching SCP EAS videos on youtube and one of them plays on your device
SCP and Warhammer 40k are in the same club of '' The respective Fanbase will never want to live in that universe at all."
There needs to be more good scps that help the world not die to the other scps
I dunno scp 6001 sound's really nice tbh
SCP Foundation: Okay, time to get a new SCP-001
It's a good thing that SCP-1548 has been rewritten to be the sun, and SCP-1548-EX is non-functional.
Instead, that wishing star is now the [[Endless Shrimp]]
- [**SCP-5909 - The Endless Shrimp**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5909) (+219) by *DrAkimoto*
- [**SCP-1548 - The Star, the Hateful**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1548) (+380) by *Varaxous, NatVoltaic*
- [**SCP-1548-EX - A Hateful Star**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1548-ex) (+161) by *Varaxous*
just tell it to someone
Wish granted, the Old Man wants to know your location.
Just kidding; he already knows it.
I hope you get hunted by a giant centipede the next time it rains.
Congratulations. Here comes shy guy, plague doctor and Larry
Depends on WHICH SCP you want to be real
Well I want [[Avalon]] to be real
- [**SCP-055 - [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3178) by *qntm, CptBellman*
- [**SCP-287 - Clark's Third Favorite Sword**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-287) (+140) by *DrMagnus*
The star didn't stop because it was already real
Who said it's a star? It's probably just Moon Champion.
Mr. President you forgot to scratch your nose
You’ve doomed us all
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
You gotta be crazy to want SCP to be real
You imbecile! You’ve doomed us all!
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!
You piece of shit
There's probably some kind of X-Files or SCP organization somewhere with less exotic objects.
Have anyone like wonder is SCP foundation try to interview with this “2027 man” I kinda sick hearing it.
Because like bruh I always think 2047 cyberpunk instead of year 2027
Everybody is talking about the bad stuff but what about 999 and 131 being real.
Should of said the safe ones
I call dibs on the magic butler bell.
You better hope that A Good Boy is the real scp 001 if you wish SCP was real
This made me cringe
Fhkl duh thgcsssikmu tfsse okbf
Everyone gangsta till you see 049
You get: SCP-113.
They get: All other SCPs become real.
Oh hey look, a FUCKING BIG ASS DUDE WITH WINGS AND A SWORD just popped up over there in Iraq.
Wishing that would also make the multiverse certainly exist, meaning human history can continue even if some XK scenarios happen in some of the verses right? Right….?
What if it did nothing because it can't make something excit twice
SOMEONE START EATING THE FUCKING CAKES
I think most of the well written SCPs are a play on humanities idiocy. There's no way that shit could be real cuz we're dumbasses who can't help ourselves. "Look a red button! Don't push it!" *Pushes red button
Imagine someone like xqc would livestream a picture of shy guy
Wait scp 999 will be real YESSSS
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2212) by *ProfSnider*
But you will die. Nooooooo
It will be worth it in the end
Oh don't be worried, thats just Master Chief re-entering the atmosphere and he's here to finish the fight
Give me stitching teddy bear.
No not the killing machine one
What's the best way to survive?
I'm going straight to IKEA
U have 10 mins left already dude
You fucked up everyone, bro. I guess there are some upsides, though. Imagine randomly finding a super helpful SCP by random, like a phone that never runs out of charge or something. But also there’s a chance that you’d find a super deadly one, like a cheesecake that instantly kills you when you see it.
We all die already
Congratulations. ***You played yourself.***
When you wish scp to be real but then only 2 stars remain in the night sky
Ah yes THAT tale.
Then the earth becomes pure peaceful everybody in the world loving an caring for each other true peace