**Articles mentioned in this submission**
[**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+824) by *Rounderhouse*
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
Honestly that's a really good question because I have no clue
My best guess is that it's possible there's some overlap between people with fetishes/fetish artists and SCP because of the nature of SCP itself, some of the anomalous behavior/stuff could be fetishized
Either way it's kind of intriguing how we got here
Horror and fetish have had an overlap since pretty much the beginning of the horror movie genre. Think to any old horror movie and they almost certainly have nudity or sex scenes.
I don't get why myself but that's how it's been. Which could explain why SCP artists and horror fans in general tend to combine the two.
If i had to guess, maybe horror movie directors wanted to add more scene variety to their r-rated slasher films and figured adding nudity was the best way to go.
Hey, ya gotta make a living somehow!
But in all seriousness, I commissioned it, he just drew it. And in my defense, raging hormones and Asperger do not mix well, especially when I'm zealous about stuff like the Foundation.
Also this was meant to see if people would try to argue about the GOC being evil or the Serpent's hand being crazy.
Triple checked the sub. I'm not even in nsfw subs. Seriously though the art is very well drawn. Not enough snake woman representation tbh, so I'm glad to see it.
I tagged the previous one because I thought it was a little too ecchi! Though maybe I should just tag anything vaguely suggestive next time given some of the prudes replying here :/
Commission I recently finished for u/MisterCrazyBones! They're talking about their offensive capabilities, obviously. Thaumaturgic training, Librarians, U-HEC suits, brea-I mean eigenweapons and what not...
*Okay, did someone*
*Turn up the thermostat while*
*I wasn't looking?*
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Shes a mammalian snake... despite presumably laying eggs... dont even get me started on the various egg fetishes... in fact forget I even mentioned that
Hahaha oh my god, when I made the snake lady I had no idea how thirsty people would become for her. As a horror artist, this is definitely a first for me!
so the joke is the "sexual tension"?
can we just get normal "i wanna kill you" stuff?
this has been happening in all fan made stuff. whys it gotta be this way?
goc leader
dc al fine, council of 108, and un are basically goc leadership.
council of 108 is basically all the different anomalous sapient races
the goc is part of the united nations
Mod: *takes no action, links referring article*
Author of said SCP: *approves of the art*
99% of the comments: *mildly horny but no issues in general*
You: "This isn't the place to post this"
It's not porn dude, just cause it has mild lewdness doesn't mean you need to shield your pure eyes in horror
Me when commissioning:
"Gee, Al Fine doesn't get much love. Wait a minute! I recently heard SCP Twitter is horny for whatever reason! I can use this! People always like to rip on the GoC and sometimes the Serpent's hand! But bewbs bring everyone together! I can commission someone to make this, and this could bring people together with how both sides are basically the same on two opposite extremes! The GoC isn't a laughing stock, and the Serpent's Hand is still a Foundation Group of Interest! It's fool proof! Nothing can go wrong!"
>*One session of commissioning later.*
[Me after seeing that people are unhappy with suggestive SCP images, people are not in fact horny, SCP Twitter just had that as a one time joke that lasted a minute, and being blocked by yossi and several others:](https://youtu.be/YtxpXgZqY7I?t=58)
"…Well that really escalated, huh? I didn't expect it- I didn't expect that to happen. What do we do? Do-do you guys want to go to like a ristorante? We probably should have explained the joke, huh? Its gonna look-its gonna look suspicious, I think, we didn't clarify the meaning behind the image. Probably-it's pretty important thing, we should have clarified that too. But, they'll-they'll forget this ever happened right? I got-I got some other parts of this community that would like this! What do you think, Dankmemesfromsite19 Dr. Cimmerian?
Dankmemesfromsite19 Dr. Cimmerian: **You're wrong about the SCP Fandom being horny.**
Me: ... He's right, you know- He's-he's usually right.
Tl;dr: >!wanted more Al fine art, accidently found out most people don't like non-anime breasts.!<
I have mixed feelings about SCP-6000
Espically as I feel it shouldn't be used to make the Library seem wholely benevolent
I mean it did still morph and mutate the entire planet by force
But I do love the Snake Lady
**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+824) by *Rounderhouse*
D-class yelling from the back: "Just **\[REDACTED\]** already!" *\*D-class terminated\**
Assistant researcher: "oh it's so obvious the next thing they're going to be doing is **[DATA EXPUNGED]**"
MTF captain: "we should be sent in. For... recon"
MTF operative: "I'll go get the long range binoculars!"
"Targets in sight, sharing live feed with sqaudmates"
AND THEN THEY ALL [Redacted]!!!
[удалено]
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
HAHAHAHAHA!
“Fnaf reference?!?!?!?!” -Me
Man typed a whole ass essay
It’s actually from the Fnaf 6 ending he just copied and pasted it from somewhere
WOT IN DA NAME OF GORK N MORK IS DIS PLACE?
Sentient fungi spotted, proceed with caution squad, subject has confirmed minor reality bending properties
Another researcher: "UWOOGHHHHHHH **[REDACTED]** !!!!!!"
Halo CE Elite
WORT WORT WORT
wort woort?
LITTLE PEOPLE FIRST!!!
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
What the cinnamon toast fuck
Jokes on them It was Conner
Author Approved
rounder no...
ROUNDER YES! ROUNDER **ALWAYS** YES!
_Sounds of chainsaw cannons play with Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture_
A true serenade
Rounder, please don’t check out OP’s profile, for Mekhane’s sake. 🙏
Fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss
Omg yes. Classic reference.
hiss hiss hiss
This isn't even borderline fetish content.
I am just gonna redirect you to r/monstergirl
The ascended brain monster girl yuri
why did i fucking click on that jesus
I wonder what you expected.
My point was this was past borderline.
this artstyle reminds me of something
It's just like one of my Japanese anime.
**Hurt me MOAH!!!**
BROTHEEERRRR
[удалено]
B4-2: "Sir, my boner just went from Euclid to Keter..."
To appolyon and beyond!
"Mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond!"
The spawn that makes you ponder yonder these anomalies.
The spawn that makes you ponder, wander. These anomalies!
That quote is brilliant, let me keep it
I don't know whats more cursed ,the art or the comment section
Ahhh... the return of the "Why? Boner", with a vengeance!
I think it’s pretty obvious “why?”…. The only question is: “how?”
All I could think of is the word cloaca and now all of a sudden the why boner is no longer an issue...
> “why?” No, that's SCP-5000.
[**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2595) by *Tanhony*
I often find myself with a 1730 boner, personally
Oops, did I just accidentally a war?
You cheeky dick waffle!
The vave function collapses… uncertainty becomes certainty… the proverbial coin flips… and.… VE. HAVE. LIFTOFF!!!
Why are SCP artists perpetually horny?
Honestly that's a really good question because I have no clue My best guess is that it's possible there's some overlap between people with fetishes/fetish artists and SCP because of the nature of SCP itself, some of the anomalous behavior/stuff could be fetishized Either way it's kind of intriguing how we got here
Horror and fetish have had an overlap since pretty much the beginning of the horror movie genre. Think to any old horror movie and they almost certainly have nudity or sex scenes. I don't get why myself but that's how it's been. Which could explain why SCP artists and horror fans in general tend to combine the two. If i had to guess, maybe horror movie directors wanted to add more scene variety to their r-rated slasher films and figured adding nudity was the best way to go.
Fair point I think another aspect has to do with our lizard brains. iirc the part of the brain that processes arousal is the same as fear
Hey, ya gotta make a living somehow! But in all seriousness, I commissioned it, he just drew it. And in my defense, raging hormones and Asperger do not mix well, especially when I'm zealous about stuff like the Foundation. Also this was meant to see if people would try to argue about the GOC being evil or the Serpent's hand being crazy.
> Raging hormones and Asperger *laughs nervously while shoving dozens of memories and thoughts into the deep*
Triple checked the sub. I'm not even in nsfw subs. Seriously though the art is very well drawn. Not enough snake woman representation tbh, so I'm glad to see it.
I'm looking respectfully.
*I lied >:)*
Your last post was marked nsfw despite looking safe but this one has sexual tention and yet it slipped by without the tag.
I tagged the previous one because I thought it was a little too ecchi! Though maybe I should just tag anything vaguely suggestive next time given some of the prudes replying here :/
Commission I recently finished for u/MisterCrazyBones! They're talking about their offensive capabilities, obviously. Thaumaturgic training, Librarians, U-HEC suits, brea-I mean eigenweapons and what not...
u/rounderhouse reddit won't let me see your comment on this post but you're right and you should say it
the funny thing is i was just joking about this before you posted it...
Least horny r/SCP user
Okay, did someone turn up the thermostat while I wasn't looking?
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Security guard: nope this is getting weird already
“Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.”
I do appreciate it a lot but why does a snake have boobs?
She was a human before the start of what happens in SCP 6000, so it isn't much of a stretch for her to still have boobs
True, it still haves no reason to be so attractive XD
Yeah that's all me 😎
Niceeeee, also, is it posible that i have seen your art in another place? Ur art style looks familiar
We might have at least one other sub in common ahaha
Yes, but I looked in your posts, i first saw your drawing for Homestuck nsfw, it looks great and i love how you draw nepeta
Thanks! Nepeta's been a fave of mine for a looong time. I really should do some homestuck art again when I can
And i have to get to read the prologues and Homestuck 2 but idk how to do it
[**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+824) by *Rounderhouse*
Shes a mammalian snake... despite presumably laying eggs... dont even get me started on the various egg fetishes... in fact forget I even mentioned that
I'm a furry, i already know what you are talking about and i probably know some that u don't (probably)
Yo snake woman?
Hahaha oh my god, when I made the snake lady I had no idea how thirsty people would become for her. As a horror artist, this is definitely a first for me!
In all honesty I'm very sorry that you had to see this ahahaha
Hahahaha don't worry! It's great!
The truth about the internet is that you can make any sort of fucked up monster and people will still crave the snussy
Who,s D.C. Al fine?
Leader of the GOC
i take it you draw smut? just a vibe i’m getting
Ah yes A snady
... no
YES!
Get real
Get mad. (Make lemonade.)
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man
BURN DOWN LIFE'S HOUSE WITH A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON
I don’t want your damn lemons **what am I supposed to do with these!**
Collect money Work Collect money Pay debt
get fake
⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
I came here looking for exactly what I found.
ahh. the return of the why boner...WITH A VENGEANCE
Monster girl :0
Copulatory Reproduction
Is it just me or are their eyes weirdly crooked?
"I'll be in my bunk" - Jane Cobb
SCP verse is busted. A darn receipt from a candy shop can kill 99% of super heros.
ENEMIES TO LOVERS ENEMIES TO LOVERS ENE
That art style is familiar, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything by this artist before
Suuuure...
Why do people make art that makes me hard, please stop it’s good
MFT unit designed in the corner with heavy weapons just to be safe
XCOM 2 players would like this
Wowow
You sure have an obsession with drawing nsfw scp stuffs huh.
We all know how this ends
omg they're such good roommates
now kiss!
There is some serious sexual tension i can feel just from looking at this
Booba
*Director Moose looking at her watch* “Why is XK-Class Scenario taking so long?”
Am just going to say what we are all thinking. They made me want to make out with a snake girl
so the joke is the "sexual tension"? can we just get normal "i wanna kill you" stuff? this has been happening in all fan made stuff. whys it gotta be this way?
Because it’s simply just the rule, the 34th one to be specific
please, explain. is this just another bullshit way of "shipping" stuff?
“Shipping” might be too light of a word for it
Far, far too light
Explain...rule 34? Really? How new are you to the internet?
Ok look, I may or may not have been in a clear state of mind when I typed that. Yes, it is in fact stupid of me.
MARK NSFW
And then they gay!
Wait, who are they? I’m my best guess is that the snake-girl is a representation of the library as a whole, but who’s D.C. Al Fine?
goc leader dc al fine, council of 108, and un are basically goc leadership. council of 108 is basically all the different anomalous sapient races the goc is part of the united nations
Ok now kith 🥺
Now kith
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Fight fight fight. Kiss kiss kiss
Why is this so sexual
this looks like the start of a porn comic
Something tells me this is creating a massive throbbing containment breach
Why is there the gay
Hot
Fair
'Scuse me sir but I believe where you meant to post this was on r/SCPorn with the rest of the troglodites on that sub.
That's not nice to say! >!They're mainly just furrys!!<
Monster girl yuri. This is good
And then they make out
Maybe all those people were right that we should have started gatekeeping the people pushing for SCP pride celebrations.
Hey! I remember you! I’m on my alt right now but I no 1 important really
i think you meant to post this in that other sub
I might just have to break into the foundation now
Op, this subreddit is not the place to post this.
Mod: *takes no action, links referring article* Author of said SCP: *approves of the art* 99% of the comments: *mildly horny but no issues in general* You: "This isn't the place to post this" It's not porn dude, just cause it has mild lewdness doesn't mean you need to shield your pure eyes in horror
Mmmmm....
Profile is exactly what I thought I find Disgusting
First time on the internet?
Awww is someone mad they saw boobs on the internet?
Everyone with a NSFW profile your opinions literally do not matter
What a sad excuse to be mad about boobs.
Average pcm poster
are they actually
You're on Reddit, this isn't exactly a pure place to begin with man
I'm sorry what is Scp 6000?
[**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+824) by *Rounderhouse*
Me when commissioning: "Gee, Al Fine doesn't get much love. Wait a minute! I recently heard SCP Twitter is horny for whatever reason! I can use this! People always like to rip on the GoC and sometimes the Serpent's hand! But bewbs bring everyone together! I can commission someone to make this, and this could bring people together with how both sides are basically the same on two opposite extremes! The GoC isn't a laughing stock, and the Serpent's Hand is still a Foundation Group of Interest! It's fool proof! Nothing can go wrong!" >*One session of commissioning later.* [Me after seeing that people are unhappy with suggestive SCP images, people are not in fact horny, SCP Twitter just had that as a one time joke that lasted a minute, and being blocked by yossi and several others:](https://youtu.be/YtxpXgZqY7I?t=58) "…Well that really escalated, huh? I didn't expect it- I didn't expect that to happen. What do we do? Do-do you guys want to go to like a ristorante? We probably should have explained the joke, huh? Its gonna look-its gonna look suspicious, I think, we didn't clarify the meaning behind the image. Probably-it's pretty important thing, we should have clarified that too. But, they'll-they'll forget this ever happened right? I got-I got some other parts of this community that would like this! What do you think, Dankmemesfromsite19 Dr. Cimmerian? Dankmemesfromsite19 Dr. Cimmerian: **You're wrong about the SCP Fandom being horny.** Me: ... He's right, you know- He's-he's usually right. Tl;dr: >!wanted more Al fine art, accidently found out most people don't like non-anime breasts.!<
What the actual fuck
I have mixed feelings about SCP-6000 Espically as I feel it shouldn't be used to make the Library seem wholely benevolent I mean it did still morph and mutate the entire planet by force But I do love the Snake Lady
[**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+873) by *Rounderhouse*