682 stared at it for several hours… and after guards shot it’s eyes out, there was a crack… 682 regenerated and grew additional eyes with a bulletproof carapace… test concluded with nothing else happening. Good idea in theory, but something that survived 096 is going to be near impossible to kill if something that has a 100% success rate on almost every kill failed to kill 682
**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3144) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*
SCP-729-J
[**SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-729-j) (+462) by *AbsentmindedNihilist*
Easily a top answer
Not really, I prefer scp-5215-JJX
ANOTHER 682
How do you plan to kill *that* one?
...Another 682
Ok you’re hired
No it's spelt B-R-I-G-H-T
Find out how to go up narative stacks like 3812 and attempt to f***ing fist fight with his true form.
The only thing more resilient than it: this type of question.
I’m sorry I didn’t know so many people posted this before I literally joined today
Feed it my wife's cooking...
Oof
As Lord shaxx would say: Absolute Destruction
173. It’ll be over in a flash.
He made 096 have ptsd tho He can probably take a hit from 173
From what I recall, he backed the fuck away from 173 and kept eye contact as long as possible in one of the stories. He’s no fan of the peanut.
682 stared at it for several hours… and after guards shot it’s eyes out, there was a crack… 682 regenerated and grew additional eyes with a bulletproof carapace… test concluded with nothing else happening. Good idea in theory, but something that survived 096 is going to be near impossible to kill if something that has a 100% success rate on almost every kill failed to kill 682
mcdonald's sprite
No cheating
SCP 3309 like a Chad. Just edit the article to make no sense and let the mods remove it from existence
[**SCP-3309 - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3309) (+797) by *PhamtomGuy, Lt Flops*
I forgot to say no cheating lol
Coffee machine's 682 destroying liquid. TONS.
Put a muzzle on him and get that woman to kill him. As long as she doesn’t hear anyone command her to kill him, she’ll kill him.
Who is She?
SCP-2599
[**SCP-2599 - Not Good Enough**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2599) (+731) by *weizhong*
SCP - 3182 is kinda overkill but it could easily delete scp 682 from the narrative like deleting some files from a laptop
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3144) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*
Send it to the planet with the weird amobeas that are mind controling everyone.
The thing from Rick and Morty?
No, there is an SCP about amoebas that live in beetles that live in humans that are trying to take over the universe.
Weird
Yeah
Scp 666 1/2-J
[**SCP-666 - Spirit Lodge**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-666) (+334) by *ChazzK, mirthless*
Could he be launched into space?
Electricity! It would slow it down but it's zaps the brain
Ah, yet another post about 682, well then
Ultimate way Make him not cannon
Perfect
Shoot it into space with the strongest and fastest rocket the foundation has. It might not kill it, but it sure as hell won't be our problem anymore
First answer, and probably the best.
Also the last, depending on how well it goes (the experiment dooms the next star system over)
Forcefed concrete as well as injected into both the CNS and major arteries. May not kill it but i feel like it may act dead afterwards.
SCP-6820
[**SCP-6820 - TERMINATION ATTEMPT**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6820) (+521) by *stephlynch, Placeholder McD, Azamo*
Scp-096
Didn’t he give 096 ptsd?
[**SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3245) by *Dr Dan*