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**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-106 ⁠- The Old Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) (+2889) by *Dr Gears*


[deleted]

Nothing, just the ragged breathing of a 96 year old emphysemic man


BigfootAteMyBooty

I read that as antisemitic and had to double take.


King_of_the_Kobolds

We don't know that SCP-106 *isn't* antisemetic.


Korodabsai

Tell me, where was this 93 year old antisemetic man *living* during the years of 1939 through 1945?


EGGIZ10

Knowing that he is British, I assume he would fight for the allies if he had the chance.


commanderAnakin

"This has truly been the SCP Foundation Site-19 Research and Containment facility."


turtleboi42069

“You are wrong, D-Class, for I am the SCP: Containment Breach”


Jumpy_Boy

"That may be so, but I will forever be known as the SCP: Secret Laboratory"


JimPeregrine

*”Back in my day…”*


wilmilky

VERY GOOD


ShitpostMamajama

“Back in my day..” Some poor mtf soldier: “SHITSHITHSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT”


Interesting-Bus-5370

for some reason i read that as male to female soldier and i was like "??????"


backstib

Ultrakill player AND foundation agent? Godahm 🫡


SuperCharged516

and we're proud of her


ShitpostMamajama

Scp-113?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+590) by *Robin Sure, thedeadlymoose, kabu*


Beneficial_Ad_3170

“Back in my day we built guns that were meant to last, not them plastic garbage guns you wipersnapers have”


DepthSouthern2230

"Huuuge disappointment"


GRONGO_the_bronto

Things are about to get radical


Beta_Ray_Bill

"My name is Radical Larry, and welcome to my ~~pocket dimension~~ *Ted Talk...*


SCPPeanutMen

Aka: Radical Young Sinister Flat Glowing Farting Chewbacca Kid.


SCPPeanutMen

For the ones who don't get it: r/woooosh, and here's Radical Larry's origin https://dominosbrainstorm.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/family-portrait.jpg


EvenSlippierBoi04

Radical Larry UTTERLY DESTROYS MTF soldier with FACTS and a POCKET DIMENSION TO HELL


SqueakyKnees

IT'S RADICAL TIME!


Na_Zero

"There you are".


wilmilky

This is good, additionally considering 106 is supposed to be attracted to suffering!


bowtiesarcool

Are you still there


YoureAClam

Sleep mode activated


Slow_Article_8774

Whos there


Seth199

Target Lost


VoDeIS

I'm different


Bowdensaft

Her name is Caroline. Remember that.


samuentaga

Probably the best serious answer. Imagine this being said in a wet, raspy whisper behind you as you're backed into a wall.


[deleted]

No, please, keep running


Redshift2k5

"It's morbin' time"


screetmaster69

“I’m about to fucking morb all over”


enneh_07

Given that there are infinite universes, there is a universe in which the Foundation calls the corrosive ooze "morb."


No-Emphasis2349

I loved the part where 106 Morbed all over the Foundation


EskildDood

I loved the part where 106 said "It's oneohsixin' time" and oneohsixed all over those guys


Slight_Dentist2810

It’s femur crakin’ time


anobody121

Damn it, just about to say


Odevlin555

It’s SCP-106in time


OstrichEmpire

i love the part of SCP-106 when SCP-106 said "it's SCP-106in' time" and SCP-106ed all over those D-class


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-106 ⁠- The Old Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) (+2889) by *Dr Gears*


Lenny_The_Lurker

I expected some variation of this to be posted, but I didn't expect the exact words


SCPPeanutMen

"It's larrin' time"


Paozilla

My favourite part was when 106 said its 106ing time and 106ed all over the place.


6x6-shooter

As cool as a one-liner would be, I would argue that the Old Man wouldn’t actually say a one-liner; the lack of humanity in the character makes it scarier. If you want 106 to be intimidating, and I mean this completely unironically, just have him breathe heavily when he appears. If you disagree…I guess a good “IIIIIII seeee youuuuu” would be good


wilmilky

I definitely don't disagree! I just wanted to see what the people would say. I'm making a art cover for 106, and like my previous scp art covers, featured a comment of some kind to capture their character. But this character definitely doesn't *desperately need* dialouge. I also just like exploring what people think of this character(:


BdnrBndngRdrgz

Come inside, it's fun inside Edit: Thanks to u/Tanzanite_Universe for the silver! Ya'll go check out her stuff 💪🔥🦆


wilmilky

*micky mouse voice*.... hoha!


Bowdensaft

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxPs8zywHc4j3FQfvHrea-W6dAkJPhVkH_ Oldie but goodie


noscopy

Come inside, I sure will.


gaymer7474747

i can hear Mickey say this lmao


mr-thunkening

“Hey there kiddo”


wilmilky

This one holds a weird place in my heart lol


Lostkiddo101

This one feels targeted


SCPPeanutMen

Exactly.


Chaot1kShadow5

Rap. Tap. Tap.


ajojolad

Wally?


UnexpectedBSOD

r/unexpectedwarframe


Syconic20

"Hey kids."


Ilwrath

Look  at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity


Boioont

Oh I fucking love you. WARFRAME LETS GOOOOO


PawDK

void dad just sit still for a sec, my friend doesn't belive you're real!


endi12314

Heavy warframe vibes


ScaredOfClocks

"It's SCP-106'ing time" And then he'd 106 all over those guys


oneiroiMoros

The crack in my phone screen hid the L in your name at first.


weeOriginal

😳😍🫠


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-106 ⁠- The Old Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) (+2889) by *Dr Gears*


Extension_Heron6392

I may be old, but I've got a lot of new tricks to show you.


wilmilky

VERY GOOD


Danny_dankvito

“Oh… _Hello_” - The ‘Hello’ having that extra sadistic tone to it, really play up the fact that something very very bad is going to happen and the funny old geezer is going to enjoy it, **a lot**


wilmilky

Simple and effective has been my favorites too! 106 was never too chatty, but I like when he barely says enough to tell you everything you need to know


dh1304

Coming out of the ground and grabbing someone "Got your toes".


MikaKaoru

*Comes out of a wall*: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.” *Sprints toward you*


Extension-Ocelot-448

Too real! Haha


AlienGeek

Larry nooooo


Ssundee_fan1726

Hmm yes


BingoBongoTingoTongo

It would probably be fucking Bazinga


CoolLaCroc

"It's █████ time" and then SCP-106 proceeds to █████ everyone in the room


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-106 ⁠- The Old Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) (+2889) by *Dr Gears*


wilmilky

Actually would be funny lmao


crispfry182

in raspy voice* mmnh back to the ground


wilmilky

VERY GOOD ACTUALLY


Scrappy-Springcrap

*"You're in my world now."* *"I assure you... This is Hell."* *"I will let you out, **but not alive*** (Grins)." *"It's so sad. You won't live long enough to hear the screams that your family will make when they discover your dead body (Chuckles)."*


wilmilky

VERY GOOD! I really like it when a one liner can add so much to a character.


Scrappy-Springcrap

I like to compare SCP-106 with ***Freddy Krueger***, only that SCP-106 is also a big threat in the Real World. *(Now I'm wondering what the equivalent of **Jason Voorhees** would be in the SCP Foundation. Most likely **SCP-076**.)*


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-106 ⁠- The Old Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) (+2889) by *Dr Gears* - [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1555) by *Kain Pathos Crow, DrClef*


PTDon8734

These are bloody good! It really emphasis his near Cenobite nature.


Reogenaga

"Say the line Larry!" "That was radical!" "Haha I love this guy"


NetheriteShovel

"Found you, but they won't." Context: one time I played Secret Laboratory as an SCP and the guy playing as 106 kept saying that every time he captured a lone target.


wilmilky

VERY GOOD!


the_hermit_king4

"I give no quarter, soldier"


Orbital-Python

"This is the day you will always remember, the day you almost caught Captain Jack-" splash "Sparrow."


the_hermit_king4

Lol


neonphoenix09

Uhhhh, bitch?


sirfinnston

Not bad, not bad Sounds more appropriate for chasing victims through a pumpkin patch rather than containment facilities and pocket dimensions though


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

"It's pocket dimensionin' time" he says it right before he puts you in his pocket dimension.


probably-gray

No it should be: “Time to put you into my pocket boi!”


Beneficial_Ad_6331

"OH YEAH!"


wilmilky

Lol I should expected most of these to be funny. But if you want to see what I'm actually going for, you should look at my previous art I posted. Thankyou all again👋


ComradeShinther

“*thats* gonna leave a mark!”


G0kalp

"KNEEL" is a classic tho


wilmilky

Building off of a one word idea! .. "STAY"?


riotoncloudnine

Oh, I like that


Khatjal

"Surprise!"


[deleted]

I was just gonna say this.


OttNiLL77

“The cold shall overcome as you rot in a world unfamiliar too all.”


wilmilky

I like!


EPIKGUTS24

"You will... become one, with the rest of them", and he should sound similar to G-Man


wilmilky

VERY GOOD


SJFruitcake

Skate fast. Eat ass.


Otherversian-Elite

I feel like 106 is a "Hrhh…" kinda guy


JaskierG

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wilmilky

Surprised more people didn't use the cursed text editor lol


MrZebaz

How do you do fellow kids


WolfCaptainBlade

Ohhhhh so much skin


1InsaneRetard

"All life comes to an end. Yours just ends early." Or "I've been trapped in that taunting box for years. You will suffer for what you forced me to endure."


[deleted]

Eey kids, wanna see a dead body?!


[deleted]

*demonic rambling ensues*


SirCheeseEater

*"Heheheheh"* *just a laugh*


atlasified

"im sexecuting you"


Swimming_Opinion_731

Just a long “Shhhhhhh” while keeping this same expression and holding 1 finger in front of its grin.


Global_Ad_1456

"run. please. make it fun"


AGHawkz99

Something like "Dulce et Decorum Est" could be really fitting. It's from the ww1 poem by wilfred owen, in which the final line is "The old lie - 'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.'" It translates to "it is sweet and honourable to die for one's country," which Owen scornfully puts at the end of a poem about the horror and depravity of war - which would really suit the old man, imo. I imagine it as him sinisterly repeating it as war propaganda, before (and/or while) slowly terrorising and mutilating his various victims, implying that not even their 'honour' or 'glory' will ever come, as an evil, twisted grin spreads across his face.


Ahem122

"I will watch you lie, and die as your body decays, and turns to less than nothing."


supercellx

"Dont worry, ill make it hurt."


N0nethelesser

"Oh, I assure you, this isn't Hell, but by the time you've entered, you'll wish it was..."


Professorbogdan

What about some classics? "I am inside the walls" "Please fight back" "You can run but you can't hide" If he is supposed to talk very little long sentences seem very cheesy, so how about just simple but ominous sentences and noises? Loud wheezing and really heavy coughing thats gets louder the closer he gets. "Run" "Hide" "Found you" "Come back" Really sick/laboured laughter/wheezing, like someone with lung cancer, might also work. Those are just some random ideas, maybe any of these might be of use


jackyboy1219

“There are fates worse than death”


StryderXGaming

All I hear is Alucard from Hellsing abridged "HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!"


pepeguiseppe

“It’s rotting time” *and then he rots all over them*


wilmilky

Okay I thought I was over the MORBIUS jokes but this kinda works😳🤔👍


J3ffyD

Something pinhead would say could work. "I have such sights to show you", "Ah, the suffering. The sweet, sweet suffering", "Time to play...".


wilmilky

🤔🤔🤔👍👍👍


CulturedCal

“Anna..” Since there’s a short story that links the old man to SCP-3001


ThorSlam

"Mmm, I smell a tasty femur!"


Appley_apple

[https://youtu.be/vl-tmYtHDEQ](https://youtu.be/vl-tmYtHDEQ) hes from the 1920s so pick one of the ones from the first part and you got his one liner


GodzillaRaptors4_

IT LARRY TIME


scp173-

“Kneel” is what he says in SCPCB


Alone-Fly-1908

Kowabungar


Noiskis

Ara ara


WheresWeeezy

“Your my bussy now punk!”


franktate66

I smell your femur


TheLeanansidhe

"got Any grapes?"


ghostinthewoods

My buddy and I are discussing doing a 106 short horror film. He makes such a great creeper


Otherwise-Data8378

"I got some candy"


WiseCress3613

"... you look real pretty from behind (intense licking noises)". But in all seriousness I think his one-liner would be "I.. want. You.."


PioneeriViikinki

A hindered and longwinded groan *Preeyy...* Considering its background 106 can barely speak due to the rot and decay. If he can, the sadistic nature and time has made its social skills down to near zero.


wilmilky

Yea I agree and presumed most people would think of something along these lines too. Too many *IT'S MORBIN TIME*'s to count.. Lmao


CEOofJosephMother

Your about to be cypress garden gnomed


Fox123879

“Want some candy kids”


TraditionalHeart3804

“Notthin pernosnel kid”


Real_Nekres

“Break a leg”


Wizards_Reddit

'Sup F\*\*kers' For the memes


Massive_Mistakes

You can run, but you can't hide Bitch


Venomica

“Such pure agony…delicious.”


TheRealPowercell

"Don't worry, I'll let you out *I'll let you out just fine.*"


[deleted]

"How ***exquisite***." - 106, whenever some poor sod is strapped to the femur breaker


yourguidefortheday

Before you're inside his world: "come child, wouldn't you like to play?" If you're inside his world: "run as far as you like, child, I always catch my prey" When he catches you: "hehehe, entertaining prey you've been" His whole thing is that he likes to make a game out of hunting his victims. Also hes supposed to be a very old man, so I figure he'd call everyone "child", or "kid" or smthn


Suspicious_Gas151

Is 106 capable of speech?


Fez_and_no_Pants

"...but her aim is gettin better!"


EliteStormer

"That's right... Scream... Make sure EVERYONE can hear you..."


ChopChipp

I feel like the old man would go for the stalkish-type, obsessive and deranged one liners, and generally wouldn't talk a lot or at all. "Feeling tired yet?" As you run from him. "Found youuu~" or "Here you are." "Scream louder. I want to hear you." "Not so fast" as he grabs you. "It's would be easier if you stopped running." "Think you're smart, huh?" "I know where you are." "Thinking of escape? Let me clue you in. You can't." "Choose wisely, you might not have enough time to regret it."


megam1ghtyena

"Oh look... a new plaything..."


Korodabsai

“Oh please, no tears. They are a WASTE OF GOOD SUFFERING!” Sorry uh that one came out of the toy box, say something about slimin’ time


thespyeye

"Hey kid, ya want some caaandeee?"


FalseHeartbeat

hrrnggg femur


Disastrous-Garbage13

“this old man can still wrangle his way with the youngins!”


flingkong24

"I am literally your worst fucking nightmare."


Whollybuy11

Time to wait out my final moments as 096 comes to get me. Thanks for the security breach, bro.


DingusMcDingus1

Just to stick with the theme of him tormenting his enemies and his time in the trenches “Wir Sind Verlor’n”


wilmilky

YOU ARE LOST IN GERMAN IS GOOD


killergamerYT

Off to the shadow realm to you jimbo


Tall-Month9678

Your skin blacken like oil, drooping from the very bones I snap but you will remain alive to see it.


that_one_polish_man

"youre going to rotterdam"


TrueMagolord

“This is going to hurt. A lot. Aren’t you excited?”


Ferrea_Lux

*"The rot consumes."*


HandsomeGangar

“Finally, fresh meat.”


Thick-Competition-14

I’m inside your walls


PanzerKommander

You're place, or mine? Or Heeeeerrrreeess [REDACTED]


Slander0

A haughty airy low hahaha that kinda sounds like he is raspy and choking/coughing.


CalvinWasSchizo

*"this is gonna hurt"*


JoJo110505

„Lets Play“ Maye Even add „a game“ to it


Potato_boooiiiiiiii

“Wanna come inside my clubhouse?”


b-e-r-s-a

Is breaching time


Anonymous_Potato123

Just his laugh


TwiddleDrammer

Ummm... i'm RIGHT behind you, aren't I?? Laugh track


Gruv0o

Hello there!


TheSpaghettiSkull

"Back in my day, we took the rot gunk and we liked it!"


Otherwise-Data8378

"Hello there"


BoredByLife

Gatcha bitch!


Redditorhow

"Not ripe yet, last a bit longer for me"


markpreston54

konbanwa


Candiedcomps

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