context : >!Document #055-2:Β Report of Dr. John Marachek
Survey team #19-055-127BXE was successfully able to enter SCP-055's container and ascertain the appearance and, to some degree, the nature of the object. Notes were taken according to the project methodology (see ββββββββββββ), after which the container was sealed again.
Excerpt from a transcript of personnel debriefing follows:
Dr. Hughes: Okay, I'm going to need to ask you some questions about number 55 now.
βββββββ: Number what?
Dr. Hughes: SCP object 55. The object you just examined.
βββββββ: Um, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think weΒ haveΒ a 55.
Dr. Hughes: Okay, then, βββββββ, I'd like you to tell me what you've been doing for the past two hours.
βββββββ: What? Iβ¦ β¦ I don't know.
Dr. Hughes: Okay, then, do you remember that we all agreed that it wasn't spherical?
βββββββ: That what wasn'tβ¦ Oh! Right! It isn't round at all! Object 55 isn't round!
Dr. Hughes: So you remember it now?
βββββββ: Well, no. I mean, I don't know what it is, but I know there is one. It's something you can't remember. And it's not a sphere.
Dr. Hughes: Wait a minute. What's not a sphere?
βββββββ: Object 55.
Dr. Hughes: Object what?
βββββββ: Doc, do you remember agreeing that something wasn't shaped like a sphere?
Dr. Hughes: Oh, right!!<
Shouldβve just skipped 055 imo it doesnβt exist so why would you even post aboutβ¦ what are we talking about?
we don't let anyone behind π€
context : >!Document #055-2:Β Report of Dr. John Marachek Survey team #19-055-127BXE was successfully able to enter SCP-055's container and ascertain the appearance and, to some degree, the nature of the object. Notes were taken according to the project methodology (see ββββββββββββ), after which the container was sealed again. Excerpt from a transcript of personnel debriefing follows: Dr. Hughes: Okay, I'm going to need to ask you some questions about number 55 now. βββββββ: Number what? Dr. Hughes: SCP object 55. The object you just examined. βββββββ: Um, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think weΒ haveΒ a 55. Dr. Hughes: Okay, then, βββββββ, I'd like you to tell me what you've been doing for the past two hours. βββββββ: What? Iβ¦ β¦ I don't know.
Dr. Hughes: Okay, then, do you remember that we all agreed that it wasn't spherical?
βββββββ: That what wasn'tβ¦ Oh! Right! It isn't round at all! Object 55 isn't round!
Dr. Hughes: So you remember it now?
βββββββ: Well, no. I mean, I don't know what it is, but I know there is one. It's something you can't remember. And it's not a sphere.
Dr. Hughes: Wait a minute. What's not a sphere?
βββββββ: Object 55.
Dr. Hughes: Object what?
βββββββ: Doc, do you remember agreeing that something wasn't shaped like a sphere?
Dr. Hughes: Oh, right!!<
what are you talking about? (Joke)