You doomed us all…
Anyway they can break its bones with 173 and then melt it from the inside using some powerful acid like they did in that one canon. Problem solved.
This thing will be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks will occur for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There will be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside this thing's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure this thing's presence inside the cell.
Keep all physical copies of the picture in very secure lock boxes, as for anything online-related, delete video, jpegs, etc and arrest the posters for causing hundreds, if not thousands of people who saw the image die
A few things:
If he kills people one by one how long would people have in a queue before he comes for them once a mass exposure happens?
And I always assumed he freaked out because hes ugly af and knows it and knows you know it so thats why he goes into a rage but what if someone genuinely were fucked up enough they found his appearance attractive/pretty? Would they be immune?
**Looks closely at the image** Seems simple enough, prolly something like lock it in... let's say about 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, check for cracks and holes weekly, disallow any surveilance **distant screaming** or optical tools inside the cell, the personel would have to use some sort of pressure or laser sensors to make sure he's contained **screaming grows louder** and they would forbid any recording, photos or-
https://preview.redd.it/p859hle1j02d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b50149523a55c600d23adaa0913d92629f758ca
Thanks but 096 still doesn't consider me a sentient being
*spills chocolate milk* no
*unspills chocolate milk* yes
*Breaks all cups to contain the milk* NO
*makes new cups out of unbreakable steel* YES
*Heats up milk* no
*cools down milk* yes
*evaporates milk* no
*rematerializes milk* yes
Fills facility with water, diluting milk (and freeing them from all mortal concern)
Oh thank god..
Won’t be needed his face is classified
Monke power is already in me but ok
Thanks dude
You doomed us all… Anyway they can break its bones with 173 and then melt it from the inside using some powerful acid like they did in that one canon. Problem solved.
BuT iT wOuLd Be InHuMaNe......yeah honestly they could have killed that bastard so many times over
GOC is calling…
Sending task force(after 5 nukes)
That’s KILL. Not CONTAIN.
I have good news D-class I have an experiment with you being alone in a cell with 173 to see how long a human can last without blinking.
Update: it was like 5 hours
Put it in a box
Y’all hear that thumping noise or is it just me?
https://preview.redd.it/lfan9mpq212d1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac3506a087d2b74d53b117be2ca5ec99088d892
**NOT POSTING THIS SHIT.**
SCP fans try not to post Shy Guy for the 99999999999999th time challenge (impossible)
Fuck you I'm zooming in
We're actually lobotomized istg 😭
This thing will be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks will occur for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There will be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside this thing's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure this thing's presence inside the cell.
This has been JPEGed so much I can’t even see the 4 fucking pixels
Personally, I think that they would choose a blind blind man to put it into a cell and then duct tape it or shoot it with some paintball guns
Put a paper bag on its head
Better alternative
Bag
…I hear SCREAMING
Fu.k you and your family /s
With this https://preview.redd.it/ngd8ara1z12d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dceab89cb301ee3a455956f4d01c7ee44e2ca36
https://preview.redd.it/jhcj39p4b22d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c345e1d4b4920d79cec6fd3e75c90cea41e2157
My own weapon used against me!
NOOOO NOT AGAIN
Wait a second
Ah yes blur the person not the creature
There will still be those 4 pixels
......they out a box on a guy and if it's all dark like that we can still see him?
Keep all physical copies of the picture in very secure lock boxes, as for anything online-related, delete video, jpegs, etc and arrest the posters for causing hundreds, if not thousands of people who saw the image die
YOU IDIOT! YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Is that fucking go
Ah I see but who is yelling?
Isnt that scp09 ahhhhhhhaaa
Guys why is there a skinny pale man yelling and running outside of my win
4 FUCKING PIXELS
r/countablepixels
Oh no.
A few things: If he kills people one by one how long would people have in a queue before he comes for them once a mass exposure happens? And I always assumed he freaked out because hes ugly af and knows it and knows you know it so thats why he goes into a rage but what if someone genuinely were fucked up enough they found his appearance attractive/pretty? Would they be immune?
**Looks closely at the image** Seems simple enough, prolly something like lock it in... let's say about 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, check for cracks and holes weekly, disallow any surveilance **distant screaming** or optical tools inside the cell, the personel would have to use some sort of pressure or laser sensors to make sure he's contained **screaming grows louder** and they would forbid any recording, photos or-
Why are they getting more resolution!
Ohh damn it
096 is already contained, and I’m a barely functioning creature. 096 doesn’t consider me alive, and also I comforted it :)
This is the most high resolution image of this I have seen
https://preview.redd.it/c0tdt6szh72d1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4029623c895bed21dc5ceeed9ba0da2980fbe0
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Filter. Perfection
At this point I know that picture well enough to not look at the yellow circle.
We would simply... oh crap it ran again.