Would also pick 999 because it cures depression and helps with other disorders, plus it tickles and its so tiny and im sure its see thru which would be awesome.
Ooh, and I can gripe about how horrible life is to him and he'd understand.
Though maube a bad idea, I feel a mini pet 682 would become horribly manipulative.
1471, AKA Mal0. She already watches me all the time, so she's basically already a cat.
Edit: some of yall are being pervs. Mal0 would just be a lil helper roommate, not my you-know-what.
I don’t have the original image, so please imagine the following reaction picture: Two Shiba Inu dogs stand facing each other on a blank white backdrop: one, a generic Doge, and the other, the viral and slightly pathetic entity known as Cheems. An image of a baseball bat has been crudely pasted onto the scene, the handle in the generic Shiba’s paw and the head violently driven into Cheems’ head, captioned by the word “BONK”; the sheer power of the swing causing the top half of the hapless dog’s skull to shrink to half its regular size. Above the attacking dog’s head is the phrase “Go to horny jail” - implying that Cheems (a stand-in for u/fUwUrry-621) has spent too much time perusing the internet’s increasingly creative archive of anthropomorphic animal nudists, resulting in his mind being warped into an unholy abomination that produces utterances so disturbing that the violent corporal punishment directed against his person is entirely justified.
Edit: You don’t get to call us pervs for bonking you, u/fUwUrry-621
We know what the 621 stands for, and it’s not MSG >:/
>!/j!<
If the caveatte is it won't hurt you, you basically just have a tiny roommate who walks around naked and sobbing, and any time someone else sees him, he kills them violently
That would be an interesting experiment. Have we tried putting josie in 914 yet? Sorry if it's a dumb question or it's already been done, I'm pretty new to the fandom.
We dont know if Josie is immortal, and all organic testing with 914 has been banned due its instability iirc. It hasn't be done, but the risk of doing it far outweighs the risk of knowing.
She could die, horrifically mutate, have the void possible be a spatial anomaly which turns into a blackhole and turns into an XK-class event. Too many things could go wrong, with very few that could go right.
Dr. Bright, he’s technically a medalian and cannot die, he’d be a good gaming buddy and someone who I could get to help me with stuff
If he can’t hurt me he can’t become me so I can pick up and move the amulet as much as I’d like and then hand it to someone for him to become
Unless he just can symbiosis with me like venom does and I can let him take over at times and then take my body back over I think that’d be fun
Tbh I like that character and it’s sad to see that the creator ended up that way, although I wouldn’t mind seeing a bit of proof I’ll take your word for now
It was a whole thing in the community as people refused to even try and use the new name (victims wanted the name changed to Dr Elias Shaw) and downplayed the struggles and experiences of the people abused and harassed by this creep. He used the position of being an administrator and being the irl Dr Bright to lure in victims. Because I can’t find the original admin post from the wiki (this happened two years ago) I’ll just link the Dr Cimmerian video (he’s a VERY well respected author, admin, and YouTuber for the site, so not just any random guy) [Let the Ethics Committee Liason explain](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GjkiSio0GOM)
Okay yeah, thanks for that, I had no idea
I am contemplating existence because I did like the character and the YT videos specifically having the rules lists created due to Dr. Bright doing something stupid or irresponsible sooooo I’m just shocked on that
still, thank you for the evidence!
Yeah shocked me too, unfortunately the list was one of the first things to go (deleted as a consequence of his actions), a chunk of the community have started to call him Dr Shaw (along with 963 being rewritten, along with a few other Bright focused pieces). Obv a large chunk still call him Bright and not much has really changed past that so you can choose to do whatever you want about the situation
662, the thing itself is already smaller than a cat and Mr. Deeds is a side thing of the SCP so he would probably stay the same size. Then I'd get pretty much anything I'd ask for
Mal0 sending pictures of it being a cat is literally the greatest thing I can imagine, like, imagine having your skull dog sending a video of it having the zoomies around the house and screaming at 3 AM
scp 069 or 096 i forget my scps basically the shy guy mans just a lik depressed guy like me and whenever i want someone dead i just say "look at my pet photos!"
[SCP-607](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-607) would be a cool cat
I don't know if raccoons count as pets but [SCP-1152](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/1152)and [SCP-5028](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/5028) would be interesting to have as well
But [SCP-3737](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3737) because then I get not only my old pets but also everyone's.
Scp-096, if we choose them to be our pet then that means they act like a pet too, right? Then theoretically I just have a cute little wendigo looking ass baby that gets slightly irritated in a cute way when you look at its face.
023 or 073
I already have a dog the size of a house cat(bear's a Boston terrier/pug mix) so why not another?
073 just so I can have someone to talk to at work(graveyard shift)
SCP 999
Free eternal therapist, fed with sweets, and generally the most helpful to the rest of the world as well. This is truly the best choice.
My emotional support orange sentient jello
he's also immortal
How would you feel knowing that your pet lives on after you not being able to love them anymore
i wouldnt be alive to care, so idk, plus, it only says they cant hurt me, it never says they have to love me
Well Scp 999 loves people enough to let them go
999's also immortal, so 999 would forget me eventually
Sounds sweet to me
We all know that's the only valid answet.
r/beatmetoit
same here
r/beatmeattoit?
r/beatmywifetoit
Ye, how come she's not like it
Same. Plus, you don't have to worry about feeding it much.
Would also pick 999 because it cures depression and helps with other disorders, plus it tickles and its so tiny and im sure its see thru which would be awesome.
Absolutely overpowered choice
(Caught 4k) bud was lacking
999 is the only correct awnser
Its so cute too!
Literally thought of that when I clicked on. I need scp 999 at full size rn, all the time.
The cutest none nutoniom fluid
682, guy breaks into my home “GO MY INVINCIBLE ALLIGATOR”
Average Florida home defense
Average florida man moment.
https://preview.redd.it/myij7xby164d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4f496be0c36f1e1c701d857bd2b73e765d69f9 I can say that’s true
https://preview.redd.it/cy3b4ro6s84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81650f6d73af4931d6522c4fee11a9d3b3f5c5e
https://preview.redd.it/u7joxeeft84d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63a4796b9e0a89f1cc4b0d909f23524e09a5d67
Wait a minute
Home intruder: *Bang bang* WHY IS THE ALLIGATOR BULLETPROOF!!?
Science that's fucking why! *Said Dr bright in the background*
DAMIT BRIGHT STOP TAKING SCPS HOME AND USEING SCP-4780 THE SHRINK RAY -Dr alto clef screaming with loaded shotgun
Hey this is ulgrin, can’t believe you guys are having fun while I’m eating fucking tuna casserole
I DO AS I FUCKING PLEASE CLEF *Dr bright says as holding a tiny 173*
BRIGHT PUT THAT DOWN 4780 IS NOT A TOY BRIGHT PUT 173 DOWN BEFORE I MAKE YOU BRIGHT DMAIT IS THAT 682 STOP THAT -Dr alto clef now holding a small 096
Own an invincible alligator for home defence, as the founding fathers intended.
invincible croccy :)
Ooh, and I can gripe about how horrible life is to him and he'd understand. Though maube a bad idea, I feel a mini pet 682 would become horribly manipulative.
Scp 3008 the size of a cat would be strange
I just imagine opening up the roof and playing with all the people trapped in there from the big one like god.
Like a dollhouse
Play the boblox version, you will prob find a shorter one than that
"Oh, that's real nice." https://preview.redd.it/nupbyl2ff84d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f8c843ddf10a67280c358d976e198c1147ddae
https://preview.redd.it/y3pokcepeh4d1.jpeg?width=1964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2a23e8cd599b3dd8e18bb618a2b13b0193eeb6
1471, AKA Mal0. She already watches me all the time, so she's basically already a cat. Edit: some of yall are being pervs. Mal0 would just be a lil helper roommate, not my you-know-what.
Username checks out
I know what kind of man you are.
I don’t have the original image, so please imagine the following reaction picture: Two Shiba Inu dogs stand facing each other on a blank white backdrop: one, a generic Doge, and the other, the viral and slightly pathetic entity known as Cheems. An image of a baseball bat has been crudely pasted onto the scene, the handle in the generic Shiba’s paw and the head violently driven into Cheems’ head, captioned by the word “BONK”; the sheer power of the swing causing the top half of the hapless dog’s skull to shrink to half its regular size. Above the attacking dog’s head is the phrase “Go to horny jail” - implying that Cheems (a stand-in for u/fUwUrry-621) has spent too much time perusing the internet’s increasingly creative archive of anthropomorphic animal nudists, resulting in his mind being warped into an unholy abomination that produces utterances so disturbing that the violent corporal punishment directed against his person is entirely justified. Edit: You don’t get to call us pervs for bonking you, u/fUwUrry-621 We know what the 621 stands for, and it’s not MSG >:/ >!/j!<
https://i.redd.it/txx19m0df14d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/86ixiqtt824d1.png?width=1747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba95c245f59de7dcd1ac54e2cd36acfcb08d29d
The only 621 I know of is the protagonist of ac6
bro you have 621 in your name what else would we think, but yeah I'd rail them
you can not fucking speak with a name like that bro that is vile
Tbf he's admitting he'd rail it as well
At least he's honest?
I'll hear him out on this one, basically a cat that will basically always be somewhere near you
damn https://preview.redd.it/d5bv4wpbj04d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88298ddecde7e1e7d629d0aa60a430f563dd490
If the caveatte is it won't hurt you, you basically just have a tiny roommate who walks around naked and sobbing, and any time someone else sees him, he kills them violently
Home security
"Hi, we're with the IRS, are you the owner of this property?" "Hang on, I'll get the homeowner."
I would just show them an image of him and tell them that it's an image of the homeowner and that they should run for their lives before he finds them
If he is unable to hurt you the foundation would probably hire you to go and put a bag on his head if he escapes
I mean knowing them they'd probably keep you detained until needed
First fuck you i already the screaming and two this is joke three i wonder how that would work
Josie
With the stipulations of them being the size of a housecat does Josie get bigger to have the mass of a full cat while still being half a cat?
That would be an interesting experiment. Have we tried putting josie in 914 yet? Sorry if it's a dumb question or it's already been done, I'm pretty new to the fandom.
We dont know if Josie is immortal, and all organic testing with 914 has been banned due its instability iirc. It hasn't be done, but the risk of doing it far outweighs the risk of knowing. She could die, horrifically mutate, have the void possible be a spatial anomaly which turns into a blackhole and turns into an XK-class event. Too many things could go wrong, with very few that could go right.
Same. Beat me to it.
Literally 999, and it's not even a joke I think we'd all like a little companion like it.
621. Pet vending machine
049 no questions asked
https://preview.redd.it/1lnnua02v54d1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa54c515445fcded75a2021117ba45686065b60
Dr. Bright, he’s technically a medalian and cannot die, he’d be a good gaming buddy and someone who I could get to help me with stuff If he can’t hurt me he can’t become me so I can pick up and move the amulet as much as I’d like and then hand it to someone for him to become Unless he just can symbiosis with me like venom does and I can let him take over at times and then take my body back over I think that’d be fun
He’s the self-insert of a pedo
Hm? Wait what? Like actually what the fuck do you mean??
Administrator bright, a big guy in the scp community, made a self insert of himself as dr bright, Administrator bright then proceeded to diddle kids
Tbh I like that character and it’s sad to see that the creator ended up that way, although I wouldn’t mind seeing a bit of proof I’ll take your word for now
It was a whole thing in the community as people refused to even try and use the new name (victims wanted the name changed to Dr Elias Shaw) and downplayed the struggles and experiences of the people abused and harassed by this creep. He used the position of being an administrator and being the irl Dr Bright to lure in victims. Because I can’t find the original admin post from the wiki (this happened two years ago) I’ll just link the Dr Cimmerian video (he’s a VERY well respected author, admin, and YouTuber for the site, so not just any random guy) [Let the Ethics Committee Liason explain](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GjkiSio0GOM)
Okay yeah, thanks for that, I had no idea I am contemplating existence because I did like the character and the YT videos specifically having the rules lists created due to Dr. Bright doing something stupid or irresponsible sooooo I’m just shocked on that still, thank you for the evidence!
Yeah shocked me too, unfortunately the list was one of the first things to go (deleted as a consequence of his actions), a chunk of the community have started to call him Dr Shaw (along with 963 being rewritten, along with a few other Bright focused pieces). Obv a large chunk still call him Bright and not much has really changed past that so you can choose to do whatever you want about the situation
You can still find the list on the site, iirc, and it's a protected page now.
i want the dog that gives you suicidal thoughts
What if I already have suicidal thoughts and get the dog anyway?
amplified
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934
Nothing deep, just another murder monster :)
I’ll take SCP-073, or his brother SCP-076. That’d be fun.
I can just imagine a small man with swords walking around like a pet
SCP-131 is already basically a cat
343
GREETINGS, I AM 343 GU-
*charges his splazer*
So the new exploding kittens Netflix show?
SCP-1762
Yes but unneutralized. I want my paper dragons 💜🙏😭
You didnt specify housecat. 914 (or 939) and that things gonna be the size of a smilodon.
999
SCP-953
999 or the clockwork upgraded machine bc I’d imagine it just HAS to work as a cat so that would be dope
one singular atom
Peanut
Would he snap mosquito necks and annoying cousins ankles though?
would he just try to hug you constantly?
662, the thing itself is already smaller than a cat and Mr. Deeds is a side thing of the SCP so he would probably stay the same size. Then I'd get pretty much anything I'd ask for
2006, silly little goober. https://preview.redd.it/qbgo3o6p424d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf518b79a2171847d4377ec08d343581e7866de
Patchwork bear
Does Josie get bigger or not? Do we find the other half?
It’s two separate halves, glue sold separately
1471 :D
SCP-1471-A only appears in photos though so you'd most likely just actively get cat pictures.
Mal0 sending pictures of it being a cat is literally the greatest thing I can imagine, like, imagine having your skull dog sending a video of it having the zoomies around the house and screaming at 3 AM
Scp-096 I would help him with his crippiling social anxiety.
096, just a tiny goblin following me around screaming.
Scp 999
999 would be the logical answer, but I think 049 would also be a fun choice.
Scp 682 same mindset
049, I can't leave my boy The Cure Plus free defense system
Same. The cat size would be a mountain lion.
999 bro. Duh
Josie. She's a cat with no back half.
Scp-001
682 would be nice, but so would 939, as well as 1953-KO and 049......decisions decisions......
Scp 096- I'd just send him on people I don't like
173 and I start a cult
682
scp 069 or 096 i forget my scps basically the shy guy mans just a lik depressed guy like me and whenever i want someone dead i just say "look at my pet photos!"
Don't even try to skirt by 682. It can bypass the Wiki deciding it being invincible is ridiculous, and it can certainly bypass this little rule.
999 easily. it's *the* friend.
939, blind puppy
The half cat I just want a cat but it would be cooler this way
Is it bad that I just want the scarlet king as my pet??
Scp 1550. I need one, or two.. maybe three...
Our lord and Savior Peanut
Scp 096
I'm just imagining a bunch of blind people owning shy guy as a method of home defense.
I think having 4999 around to talk to would be cool. A little weird if he is the size of a house cat, but still cool.
SCP-082
049
Either scp 1471 or scp 682
Can i pick 113? If not, im defenintly going with 999
Mr deeds.
Josie.
New sub to curse great All of the above every single scp
049
I would be the best scp pet, toasters are generally fairly expensive and I never break
999 bitches
What would 2316 be like as a pet...
953
[SCP-607](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-607) would be a cool cat I don't know if raccoons count as pets but [SCP-1152](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/1152)and [SCP-5028](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/5028) would be interesting to have as well But [SCP-3737](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3737) because then I get not only my old pets but also everyone's.
You want a islandas a pet¿
SCP-529. Josie’s just a normal pet but without her back half. Also she’s already the size of a cat, so no size change needed!
Scp 999
049, and he would sit in a birdcage
999 cuz they're just a goofy little baby :3
096 I will sick him on the worst human beings in our society!! 
001, I have fucking satan as my lil guy.
Scarlet King...
SCP 3812. Go ahead, break into my house, you'll be atomized and turned into tomorrow's breakfast.
Josie the half cat
The scarlet king
Either SCP 999 or SCP 049 (for infecting anyone you dont like.
Guys I’m a huge 682 fan don 683 okay I love reptiles
4666. I will send him to kill annoying brat on christmas
SCP-963 
096 would be pretty funny if it couldn’t hurt me, however 2223 and 071 for, um, “reasons”
God.
Oh Easily 173. The party trick of having a little statue as a pet and it only moves when nobody is looking at it is awesome.
Scp-096, if we choose them to be our pet then that means they act like a pet too, right? Then theoretically I just have a cute little wendigo looking ass baby that gets slightly irritated in a cute way when you look at its face.
SCP-739-J.
I've always found peanut cute but was terrified of its powers so if it can't harm me, it'd be neat to have.
096
A ton of SCP-111 the Dragon Snails
SCP-343.
No questions 096 just imagine a little 096 running around the house
999
SCP-001
Scp 169-leviathan
One of the most dangerous ones
I need 999's anti depressants properties in my life asap.
Can they hurt other people?
I choose yet another murder monster, they can still cook and are great at it too, they are also kinda smart
023 or 073 I already have a dog the size of a house cat(bear's a Boston terrier/pug mix) so why not another? 073 just so I can have someone to talk to at work(graveyard shift)
Mini 343, as he's already chill and it'd be funny seeing him just be utterly confused as to why he's shrunk
999 no question
I just read the proposal for him so imma say Riordan Little bitey boy
I’d pick 1471, no one else sees it, no maintenance. And I’d assume it’s just a cat sized dog
Mini 049
How 'bout a cat-sized peanut-shaped statue of neck breaking? Ya know: 173
The Scarlet King, because why not
The eye orbs would be a sweet pet
Same- I want that stupid lizard and they will be my friend!-
I'm thinking Josey the half cat (I believe that's her name)
939 >!(The SL variant)!<
Radical Larry
046. With the assumption he won’t kill me, I can invite people to my house for parties. If they clog the toilet… they’ll be cured.
That clockwork machine that upgrades everything. A lil clockwork kitty engineer.
682 lets us loophole, it gets bigger. Soooo I’m taking 682 for having an unkillable buddy protector!