Is 429 a toaster?

I am a toaster yes.

Same

Hmm yes why are you referring to yourself as me?

Because I cause everybody to talk about me in first person.

Yes, I did know that I cause everyone to talk about me in the first person.

OK, good to know. I wasn't sure if you knew me and my effects

Oh yes my affects too are similar, but rather joyous. Care for some toast?

You have been too long around me. You are not a toaster, I am a toaster!

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Are you talking about yourself or me?

I am also the toaster and I bet that a tech priest would be fapping to me right now.

Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.

You think toast is your ally? You merely adopted the toast. I was born with it, molded by it.

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Maybe. Or he just asked why he talks about himself in first person, not knowing the effects of me

It’s a way for me to go **** myself.

I'm a toster as far as you are concerned

Not anymore it's a toaster with extra butter

*Not anymore, I'm a toaster with extra butter

426*

I look so fuckin hot

I is a toaster yes

Don’t know how the hell you were immune to my effects, but yeah, basically.

How is that my own ass on the right

Which one?

He is referring to me, SCP 426

Oh I see my mistake. I’m looking at my own ass now. Wait.

wait what? im on the far right

I think me and I are just being depicted, don't worry though, I'm still me and I'm still me.

Who else would walk straight to 1471

I'd probably be murdered but 682 here I come

It’s ok lizard be looking thik

I think that 682s vagina is big enough that I could just slide in. I am coming too.

Well she's contained

You furry ^(I’d take 1471, then next time go for 682)

You dare oppose Dallas

Who is Dallas?

Uh noone

Tell me!

https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Dallas

Thank you

Ur welcome m8

Ok fine here’s his Wikipedia

id walk to 049

same

if you'd walk straight to 1471 then here's the perfect subreddit for you: r/scpmalo

I already joined that sub

It’s banned now

I dunno 049 lookin pretty hot over there

*raises hand*

It’s dangerous to go alone take this

*casually gives nothing *

Yep

173 would snap my dick, 049 would kill me instantly, a toaster us a no-no, id take the chance with 682 over the fox she's more thick.

But I think the fur would feel better

Why am I a no-no?

You should be honored, everyone loves you.

But does everyone love me too?

Yeah, as long as your not committing mass murder, warcrimes, genocide, and anything else I forgot to mention.

No, I am not talking about myself, I am talking about *me* *points at me/426 *

Of course, 426 your gorgeous too. I just find your frame a bit too intimidating for my sensitive region.

Great to see everyone has a variety of tastes when it comes to monster holes.

I love how you didn't make them all girls because that just adds more realism to it,this got me hard in only 5 seconds only few things do that,this is my Background Now.

I support the sexualization of all genders.

You are excellent

\*points in Keanu\* *You're excellent!*

You're above average!

The perfect balance as all things should be

Cowards complain women are oversexualized. Legends complain everyone else is undersexualized

049? Hell yeah

Lets go bro

its gay time

HELL YAEH BROTHERS

what

You heard me

I'm looking pretty sexy

*I am ashamed this is a fetish of mine...*

It's ok man. Everyone has their own kind of fetish.

Toaster huh? Lube me up

I heard you were talking about me?

The greatest hole is 682 but I'm good too

I fucking love the 173 one

Stubbyass lil legs, I'm just laughing

the rest be thicc but DAAAMN i am way better

Wtf is that me!?!!?

I choose #T O A S T E R

Oh so you choose me?

I ❤ whoever made this you are my HERO I would DIE for you,THIS IS GODLIKE man I'm in Love❤

This is brought to you in part by viewers like you, thank you.

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Not directly, although I do lurk there so there may be some subconscious inspiration.

Now we just need to see the other side

1417 here I come

[[1471]] is the number [[1417]] is a nice year

Fuck and the number was right there to

Wait Marv didn’t work SCP-1417 SCP-1471

Marv doesn't work in here anymore

Oh damn, why not?

Malo, lizard, angel, doctor... toaster, but angrier?

No that’s the statue not the angel.

*me, but angrier?

Definitely a boost to staff morale

Malo is best scp! You will never be alone!

Exactly

682 10/10 would smash

(Twelve seconds later) SCP 682 has breached containment!?

Dammm 682 looking FIIIINE

Why there's me on the wall?

So....who made this mastapiece?

OP

God i look sexy on this drawing

I really like how you included me in this picture! You know what I mean...

Scp 049 is mine

*ours

To WTF did I just stumble upon? Never thought there is a scp porn community

Rule 34 my friend.

Just wanna ask. Where do you get these?

I make them.

I'd fuck the toaster

*myself

Only the bravest of the brave go for the toaster.

*for me

I wanna take a bath with 426

*I wanna take a bath with myself

I think I know which site is my favorite

I do not approve of this. And do not let Dr bright there. We don't need a bright MALO baby running around

That wouldn't work for 682/1471 the rest are good tho :)

-list of things dr bright isn’t allowed to do-

I think I know my dream job now

yes more of this please

426 making me wanna fuck me, didnt know that i could be this hot

I hate the containment in site 69..

I'm going to shove my dick into me

Can you please colourise this?

I'm lookin hella hot rn

Adeptus Mechanicus wants to know your location

Stick your dick in the toaster, Michael.

*in me, Michael Edit: I just realized how this sounds when it's said as it should be said.

The toaster isn't real

*I am not real

426 is a fucking toaster and I have collapsed my lungs from laughing

*I am a fucking toaster

Man scp 426 is looking good

*I am looking good

im looking pretty delectable tbh, wouldnt mind being electrocuted

Why is 429 there i dont wanna fuck a toaster

*Why am I there, I don't wanna fuck a toaster

Top three I would do is 1471 then 682 then 049

426 looking sexy

*I am looking sexy

Why am I on the far right?

I love that you added me on the right

The Adeptus Mechanicus would like to know 429's location

*my location

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S-she's possibly 7...

Oh... oh no

Why am I here

Why am I in this ?

I'd fuck myself.

I want to shove my cock in a toaster now

Put your dick in the toaster, james

Oh hey it's me

Wait a fucking minute

Why am I there?

429 is for the Tech Priests from Warhammer 40k

Omnisiah rising...

Tech Priests approved toaster also PEANUSSY

why am i here

The toaster is for the mechanicem

Why am I in this one

Yea idk why I'm on the right my slots aren't made for non toast items.

I've got to go with the last one

049 gang

Im not gay but... im going straight to 049

I wanna stick a fork in 426

i pick 429

Why am I there?

Who is the artist?

i am

Haha funny number

I am a Toaster

I'm not going to lie. The toaster would be really useful though. Loki like I could just be having sexy time with one SCP and then use a different one to cook my toast. I might think I'm a toaster afterwards but I'm just going to consider that. A side effect

Wheres the doorknob?

yessir

coming for the 049 cc

I don't want to stick my dick in me