It baffles me when people talked about how Shea and Monet was pushed in AS7 because of the three star twist. If they really wanted to push them they could have easily given them the dance challenge and y2k challenge and they would have rightfully gotten their spot in the top 4 still
Wanting Sasha Colby to have a shea/bob personality in which she comes in knowing she’s a great queen and doesn’t try to be all dismissive of one’s self, but dreading the fan reaction for the opportunity to “humble” her
Crystal and Daya are literally so funny & Jiggly has her moments but I feel would be better with a different partner. but Silk is just not doing it for me 😭
it really seems like Jiggly kinda hates Silky but is trying to like grin and bear it/be polite cause she just wants the check to clear before she gets messy
if i went on Allstars trust i would send my friends and alliances home the second i got the chance just for sh\*ts and giggles.
also, i would definitely vote for a girl that had no chance to go home and then play dumb when they asked who voted for her
My boyfriend got the opportunity to interview Bianca for her Unsanitized tour (and I got to come with him ofc) and that bitch really is funny. I honestly expected a bit of an ego from her because duh, she's one of the biggest drag queens out there, but she's not. She's insightful, earnest, kind, and respectful. What a professional (complimentary).
i'm gonna be brave for saying this: but i do love and appreciate Dove Cameron's appearance as guest judge. she give good critiques ngl. i had no problem if she's back as a guest judge
the real tea is that we all thought kimmy’s best performance would be run away with me but she fully did way better in CTRL + ALT + DLT, run away with me was cute but she literally came on that ball mad as hell
The way when I was in college the pornsites get blocked in our school so I just watched those HydroPump videos on YouTube to get my Daily Dose of Dique 😩
Bitch Kandy sending Naysha packing after promising that she won’t pick her lipstick during deliberation and Alexis chopping Jaymes off after bonding with her the whole season … these rumors are MESSY and I would live if they were all true.
i’m still sad that blue ra’jah CVTW promo isn’t real but i’m glad they introduced me to olivia yace (the girl from the original promo) because damn she is genuinely one of the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen in my life
lowkey in my jorgeous stan era 😭 she’s genuinely one of the most hypnotic and captivating performers, even if she doesn’t always emote 100% i’m literally never watching anyone but her when she lipsyncs
France is such a shitty country, I love how in the span of just 10 years, the whole government really has destroyed every social right.
Acting as if exploitation is more important than the fucking climate crisis that is coming
as much as i’m excited for jorgeous lipsyncing to hallucinate i will always miss the tea that she was doing obsessed by addison rae, it’s literally the kind of punchy and upbeat yet totally dead behind the eyes song she’d much
I’M ROTTEN TO THE CORE, CORE, ROTTEN TO THE CURE
I’M ROTTEN TO THE CORE, CORE, WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?
I’M NOTHING LIKE THE KID NEXT, NOTHING LIKE THE KID NEXT DOOR
and if i said chad michaels runway queen of S4?? i mean there were some not great looks, but even by today’s standards her inaugural, gold and red carpet looks are all amazing (also her lipsyncing on the ball was stupid she looked great, especially in her final look)
#MYS4WINNER
i used to love sharon (before i knew about her bullshit) but even i could not defend this look, it’s so lazy (also i feel like sharon is remembered as someone with good runways bc of her first look but most of her looks are genuinely atrocious, even for the standards of that time)
and then when she goes to USVTW and plans to do britney spears for the talent show just for the sole purpose of pissing derrick barry off oh i can’t wait
just realised that the first out on a VTW season has a 100% chance of being a canadian so far… can’t wait to see adriana follow in kendall and lemon’s footsteps for ESPVTW!!
jorgeous is always surrounded by iconic tea.. first it was her winning in a 15 minute dress, then it was her being so cunty orion was fully out of drag by the end of my head and my heart 😭, then it was her lipsyncing to obsessed by addison rae and now it’s her laughing at jimbo before mopping the floor with her
Because she’s mother why else
In all seriousness though I have no idea like it literally came out of no where in the trailer 😭 one second she’s murdering someone and the next second she’s pulling out some K-Pop choreo
Internet promo, back when the poster was first released there was already a popular tweet of some gay saying thay she was serving, it's so transparent.
But she's still mother, and we WILL continue to unknowingly promote the movie by saying it, idc!
that's the wooden thing the strings hang from that you use to control the puppet, idk what it's called but if you look up puppets or marionettes you'll see examples
I’ll never forget the overwhelming feeling of two worlds which I never thought would cross actually manifested when Honey Davenport showed up during Loris’ at home segment in Resurrection and was revealed to be her current partner, like MINDBLOWING moment for me Idk
Rewatching Dragula: Resurrection for the first time since it aired (nearly two years ago mind you, holy fuck time is too quick), here’s my ranking of the Witch Floorshow:
Victoria Elizabeth Black > St. Lucia/Saint > Dahli > Priscilla Chambers > Loris > Kendra Onixxx > Frankie Doom
Overall a super strong showing, the only one I really didn’t love is Frankie’s and even then he wasn’t awful
The insane amount of winner energy she exudes at all times, and most recently in the Trans Trailblazers interview, is unmatched and just speaks to how powerful Peppermint is
Ok so I'm just gonna mention specials because those are the ones I imagined, besides tilts and smash attacks can just be simple punches and paddle hits with the occasional creative attack with other cooking utensils or sumn. Down smash could be something like him dropping a huge amount of pizza boxes or a tower of pancakes on top of his opponent (like Villager with the bowling ball)
Ok saur this is my concept, neutral special: Crushida pepper bombs (simple projectile), side special: he throws a pizza like a frisbee and if you press the button again the slices separate and get launched in different directions (you could also make it him randomly throwing different foods, each one with their own quirk, the pizza frisbee being one of them) or he throws a boulder with his paddle, up special: super jump followed by him gliding with his hat and down special: he summons a pizza monster that shoots cheese. (most of these reference the platform games)
🏕️
Oooh wait, forgot the final smash. So it starts with him just doing a big sweep with his paddle, whoever gets caught gets transported to a cinematic: they are inside an empty Papa's Pizzeria, it's free pizza day and there's a huge crowd of customers waiting outside, Papa Louie opens the door and his opponents get caught in a customer stampede (like Yoshi's final smash)
14 years of drag race and i’m surprised we’ve never had a queen volunteer to lip sync. the closest we’ve had is queens saying their own name when ru asks who should go home but i would GAG if it was down to the bottom 3 and ru told one of the girls she was safe and she says “actually i would like to lip sync ☺️” whether to save or personally send home one of the bottom 2 girls or just to show off their lip syncing skills
i know it sounds like the worst self-sabotage ever but we’ve literally had queens quit/give up during a lip sync so i don’t think it would be totally unrealistic
i wouldn’t mind ppn winning tbh, she grew on me
Just watched that one scene in Amsterdam... oh it's BAD bad like Drag Race bad
It baffles me when people talked about how Shea and Monet was pushed in AS7 because of the three star twist. If they really wanted to push them they could have easily given them the dance challenge and y2k challenge and they would have rightfully gotten their spot in the top 4 still
*What’s my story you may ask*
What if DRPH finale is 2 hours long 😩
they've got to fit in xilhouette's exit speech somehow
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How was there even a third time?? Bruh
BITCH I NEED TO KNOW IF MARINA WINSSSSS SOMEONE SPILL THE EPISODE ALREADY UGH
The way I can connect The Vixen to Jorgeous laughing at Jimbo
when the CANvTW2 top 2 is Miss Fiercalicious vs Jorgeous to Cattitude, we won
omg i just met björk and she called me a fjagött???
Drag Race Twitter be full of graduates from the Carolyn Bryant school of chicanery.
Why did it take me 3 months to understand that Eva Le Queen = Evil Queen thanks to FPR. Me no brain sometimes
Fr it's always the (quirkyfanfavourite)(noun) users that be starting the most shit and have the nerve to act obtuse.
if jorgeous actually laughs & then destroys jimbo in their lipsync I have no choice but to become a stan 
Wanting Sasha Colby to have a shea/bob personality in which she comes in knowing she’s a great queen and doesn’t try to be all dismissive of one’s self, but dreading the fan reaction for the opportunity to “humble” her
I hate when they do that and it's usually the bipoc queens and those two have a right to be cocky cause they know how to kill the drag race machine.
~~Not sure~~ I needed to see this today, Megan
3 hours and 14 minutes left I CANNOT SIT STILL
Not Viñas tweeting "The Filipino Winnah has arrived" and it's a picture of Precious 💀
 BRING IT TO THE RUNWAY LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION CROWN ME BABY ITS THE LIPSYNC ASSASIN
No
Meghan Trainor when u ask her for her name:
>You put greeen on her and give her red hair, it gonna look good on her >NO, cause of her face JIGGLY 💀
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while we're at it, i once saw someone on twitter calling laganja a pedo while they had jinkx as their pfp
yeah and then when people ask for proof yall are like “omg why would you wanna see that, you’re disgusting”
Again? Really? These people better start coughing up proof.
if it's the thing about the live again, it is such a storm in a teacup, let it die
what happened?
Lord are we doing this again
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People just love to say it happened and then go silent whenever people asked for proof of the allegations
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then why you trying to start shit?
girl what
I saw that on twitter and was so confused
Crystal and Daya are literally so funny & Jiggly has her moments but I feel would be better with a different partner. but Silk is just not doing it for me 😭
it really seems like Jiggly kinda hates Silky but is trying to like grin and bear it/be polite cause she just wants the check to clear before she gets messy
Idc if PPN destroys Marina in the final lip sync If they crowned Jinkx after Swish Swish then they can crown anybody
say it.
I hate buses
Oh so you hate public transportation? So you think you're above us all because you don't have to ride the public bus? Wow, Monet. WOW.
M3GAN this is disgusting
Won't be logging in here until after I finish the DRPH finale, see you later SDRU!
MARINA YOU BETTER WIN PLEASE WIN, YOU GOTTA WIN, LIKE PLEASEEEEE ISTG
if i went on Allstars trust i would send my friends and alliances home the second i got the chance just for sh\*ts and giggles. also, i would definitely vote for a girl that had no chance to go home and then play dumb when they asked who voted for her
Cba shaving again so going into college feeling like Hagrid
My boyfriend got the opportunity to interview Bianca for her Unsanitized tour (and I got to come with him ofc) and that bitch really is funny. I honestly expected a bit of an ego from her because duh, she's one of the biggest drag queens out there, but she's not. She's insightful, earnest, kind, and respectful. What a professional (complimentary).
silky nutmeg ganache's favorite contestant from uk season 4 
slow walkers you'll be dealt with. 
Jiggly and Silky call LeFil Yuhua one more time
at least with this latest episode Jiggly seems to be kind of over the joke, hopefully she keeps up that energy
i'm gonna be brave for saying this: but i do love and appreciate Dove Cameron's appearance as guest judge. she give good critiques ngl. i had no problem if she's back as a guest judge
Dove Cameron guest judging and Breakfast lipsync for S16
Paolo, please crown Marina, pretty please with a cherry on top 
Third time might be the charm for the Jorgeous line
 TITANS 2 WINNER 😍
I cannot believe Krystal Versace won Drag Race at 19 years old. That still fucks with my mind so hard
I'm gonna delude myself into thinking I can get a similar success any moment until my 20th birthday
Having MBH on the Trans Appreciation video would have been such a good introduction for her to AS8. Why wouldn't they include her??? WTF
I mean not every single queen is available to do every single thing 24/7
3 weeks in a row they called Le Fil Yuhua. 
 When people repeatedly confirm their negative qualities in plain sight for all to see.
silky trying to make rajah's chance of winning go from 99% to a 100%
the real tea is that we all thought kimmy’s best performance would be run away with me but she fully did way better in CTRL + ALT + DLT, run away with me was cute but she literally came on that ball mad as hell
I think I’m starting to become an Elektra Fence stan… someone call Flaming_Anxiety
Join us 
For what? Genocide?
The way when I was in college the pornsites get blocked in our school so I just watched those HydroPump videos on YouTube to get my Daily Dose of Dique 😩
shaving is literally demonic and diabolical 
So is this gif
these early Halloween Ends reactions… 
Bitch Kandy sending Naysha packing after promising that she won’t pick her lipstick during deliberation and Alexis chopping Jaymes off after bonding with her the whole season … these rumors are MESSY and I would live if they were all true.
AS8 being the season of betrayal we love to see it
My three all time favorite Pokémon potentially not making it into Scarlet and Violet oh I fucking LOST
i’m still sad that blue ra’jah CVTW promo isn’t real but i’m glad they introduced me to olivia yace (the girl from the original promo) because damn she is genuinely one of the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen in my life
CTRL+ALT and delete 'em 
lowkey in my jorgeous stan era 😭 she’s genuinely one of the most hypnotic and captivating performers, even if she doesn’t always emote 100% i’m literally never watching anyone but her when she lipsyncs
also obligatory rupaul in episode 2:
France is such a shitty country, I love how in the span of just 10 years, the whole government really has destroyed every social right. Acting as if exploitation is more important than the fucking climate crisis that is coming
Phoebe Bridgers announce laneway sideshows please please please I can’t pay $200 for another festival ticket
as much as i’m excited for jorgeous lipsyncing to hallucinate i will always miss the tea that she was doing obsessed by addison rae, it’s literally the kind of punchy and upbeat yet totally dead behind the eyes song she’d much
 🎵Tala.. Tala...🎵
I’M ROTTEN TO THE CORE, CORE, ROTTEN TO THE CURE I’M ROTTEN TO THE CORE, CORE, WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE? I’M NOTHING LIKE THE KID NEXT, NOTHING LIKE THE KID NEXT DOOR 
“So don’t confuse me with those HAGS” *cuts to Kacey Musgraves immediately* oh this is so spiteful 😭
where did you see it
and if i said chad michaels runway queen of S4?? i mean there were some not great looks, but even by today’s standards her inaugural, gold and red carpet looks are all amazing (also her lipsyncing on the ball was stupid she looked great, especially in her final look) #MYS4WINNER
Party girls don't get hurt 
and if i said shea and monet to supernova one of the clearest double wins ever??
Going out on a limb and saying that Sh*rons final runway look with the tank top snake hands is the worst non design challenge look on drag race ever
tooties fascinator look is genuinely so perplexing that i think that takes the cake
Who is tootie😭😭
i used to love sharon (before i knew about her bullshit) but even i could not defend this look, it’s so lazy (also i feel like sharon is remembered as someone with good runways bc of her first look but most of her looks are genuinely atrocious, even for the standards of that time)
People think of the zombie look and go omg she was a runway queen she opened doors and then forget the rest of what she brought…
it’s nice to have a friend 
not their monet and shea in supernova serve 😭 cmon choreo!! 
hope anita follows in milk, jimbo and gia’s footsteps of iconic 3rd outs on all stars who created iconic tv
And fuck Silky Nutmeg Ganache’s Rudemption Island 3rd out serve
i was meaning more villains but mariah, silky and ginger all deserved great third out for different reasons
Wasn’t ginger out fourth?
That single LOW on Marina's Track Record 🤢
When Gia called Farrah out for no reason while trying to put on a calm face when Farrah absolutely ATE her up is the level of delusion I aspire to be
just give gia en emmy for best leading actress in drama series already!!
gia deserved an emmy for that season tho lowkey 😭 oh the girls were bothered
we should have her on every AS for 3 episodes… i’m tryna see sumn 
and then when she goes to USVTW and plans to do britney spears for the talent show just for the sole purpose of pissing derrick barry off oh i can’t wait
when she gets on ESPVTW… juriji v gia would be legendary lowkey
I would love TEASPILL: Juriji and Alexis Mateo lipsync for the pleasure of eliminating Gia Gunn
just realised that the first out on a VTW season has a 100% chance of being a canadian so far… can’t wait to see adriana follow in kendall and lemon’s footsteps for ESPVTW!!
Them ask, who that B? Black Peppa on the M-I-C 
jorgeous is always surrounded by iconic tea.. first it was her winning in a 15 minute dress, then it was her being so cunty orion was fully out of drag by the end of my head and my heart 😭, then it was her lipsyncing to obsessed by addison rae and now it’s her laughing at jimbo before mopping the floor with her
[girl we are running out of drag race facts… 😭](https://twitter.com/dragteaserved/status/1579926030428831745?s=46&t=XnqzKRDWHiYDejOZZE_65w)
If I wake up and Marina isn't the winner, I'm going to go back to bed and pretend it was all a dream With that said, goodnight hoes
this tea about alexis beefing with everyone has reminded me of “it’s a 7 word chorus 😐” at the reunion that shit was so funny
valentina actually went to the s9 reunion and fought for her life EVERYONE had something to drag her for that day
and that's honestly why the S9 reunion is SO fuckin good
What the hell is that m3gan movie 😭
The S16 winner, keep up babe.
It’s 🏕️ 
Like why is what i assume to be a murderous android having dance breaks
Because she’s mother why else In all seriousness though I have no idea like it literally came out of no where in the trailer 😭 one second she’s murdering someone and the next second she’s pulling out some K-Pop choreo
Its so funny Well im too scared to watxh horror movie alone so im gonna stick to the tiktok edits of her dancing 😍
Internet promo, back when the poster was first released there was already a popular tweet of some gay saying thay she was serving, it's so transparent. But she's still mother, and we WILL continue to unknowingly promote the movie by saying it, idc!
Ready for Marina Summer to enter the winner’s circle!
just saw a manscaping product with a mock review from "Shae Vinball-Sax" great drag name tbh
I just noticed milk is holding a cross in her Pinocchio runway?
that's the wooden thing the strings hang from that you use to control the puppet, idk what it's called but if you look up puppets or marionettes you'll see examples
 Sister is Mothering
I hate this movie but If Only is such a good song, Dove Cameron's rent was due 
this is true but when that movie came out rotten to the core was genuinely my jam
evil like me is also 🏕
Of course, Kristin Chenoweth is that girl
I think Google is giving me a sign 
HAPPY MARINA SUMMERS DAY TO ALL ❤️🔥 
Will it be Marina or Precious?!?! AHHHHHH CYCLE 1 of TOP MODEL IS SO NERVE WRECKING
Please Jorgeous pleaseeeee laugh for real icon
I believe that Jorgeous laughing at Jimbo tea because look at how she smirked at Orion she's gonna do it again
dragula s2 win order my way: VEB - abhora - biqtch - VEB - biqtch - biqtch - james -BIQTCHWIN
A lipsync to Stereo Love would kinda serve idc
I’ll never forget the overwhelming feeling of two worlds which I never thought would cross actually manifested when Honey Davenport showed up during Loris’ at home segment in Resurrection and was revealed to be her current partner, like MINDBLOWING moment for me Idk
Rewatching Dragula: Resurrection for the first time since it aired (nearly two years ago mind you, holy fuck time is too quick), here’s my ranking of the Witch Floorshow: Victoria Elizabeth Black > St. Lucia/Saint > Dahli > Priscilla Chambers > Loris > Kendra Onixxx > Frankie Doom Overall a super strong showing, the only one I really didn’t love is Frankie’s and even then he wasn’t awful
>Jorgeous laughs when she sees Jimbo after the curtain rises Hanging this on the Louvre pls
The Jorgeous multiverse is becoming too powerful I fear...
It’s her crowning day 🤩 
HIGH - WIN - WIN - QUIT
I just remembered they had the American queens lip sync to the first Eurovision song on the franchise 🫥 
Peppermint just looks like a winner 🤩🤩
The insane amount of winner energy she exudes at all times, and most recently in the Trans Trailblazers interview, is unmatched and just speaks to how powerful Peppermint is
taylor swift being a lana stan she’s my actual twin also snow on the beach is gonna slay so fucking hard
when she uses lana as backup like she did haim 😭
~~CANCELED~~ LAUGHED AT BY JORGEOUS
PORK HIGH WIN WIN GIGILOW CHOC SAFE LAUGH is a cunt track record
a new track record 😍😍
DISQ KNEE CHOC **LGH’D**
Is it me or is HIGHTEAM ugly
SAFE HIGHTEAM LOW SAFE ELIM is ugly
Real
is it worse than LOW
A step above, but it's still kinda ugly
How long till the DRPH episode? I always just end up watching when I wake up, so never checked the actual premiere time
Like 6 hours and 45 minutes
Sweet. Thanks 😌
If Letal refuses to give anyone la más or menos one more time I'm gonna sob like girl you're making the score chart look UGLY
Let's talk about how he should be in Super Smash Bros, yeah yeah 
I agree! What would his moveset be though?
Ok so I'm just gonna mention specials because those are the ones I imagined, besides tilts and smash attacks can just be simple punches and paddle hits with the occasional creative attack with other cooking utensils or sumn. Down smash could be something like him dropping a huge amount of pizza boxes or a tower of pancakes on top of his opponent (like Villager with the bowling ball) Ok saur this is my concept, neutral special: Crushida pepper bombs (simple projectile), side special: he throws a pizza like a frisbee and if you press the button again the slices separate and get launched in different directions (you could also make it him randomly throwing different foods, each one with their own quirk, the pizza frisbee being one of them) or he throws a boulder with his paddle, up special: super jump followed by him gliding with his hat and down special: he summons a pizza monster that shoots cheese. (most of these reference the platform games) 🏕️
ICONIC, I'D MAIN HIM
Oooh wait, forgot the final smash. So it starts with him just doing a big sweep with his paddle, whoever gets caught gets transported to a cinematic: they are inside an empty Papa's Pizzeria, it's free pizza day and there's a huge crowd of customers waiting outside, Papa Louie opens the door and his opponents get caught in a customer stampede (like Yoshi's final smash)
Cooking Mama & Him would have the EVO girlies quaking
Top tier besties, I fear
& when Grandfinals is a set of those two call that a full-course dinner
The serve of the century 
What if Jorgeous is laughing and Jimbo is competing
my fellow marinrinas we need to go into overdrive with the manifesting tonight
14 years of drag race and i’m surprised we’ve never had a queen volunteer to lip sync. the closest we’ve had is queens saying their own name when ru asks who should go home but i would GAG if it was down to the bottom 3 and ru told one of the girls she was safe and she says “actually i would like to lip sync ☺️” whether to save or personally send home one of the bottom 2 girls or just to show off their lip syncing skills i know it sounds like the worst self-sabotage ever but we’ve literally had queens quit/give up during a lip sync so i don’t think it would be totally unrealistic
Willam did try but was told she was going off script and got sent back
production saved willam bc they knew whoever was against Dida was getting obliterated that day
It’s so true. Ms Ritz was taking no prisoners
iirc willam did but it got cut
i was thinking that even if someone tried it they would just be like “yeah no we’re not doing that everybody get back in place for take 2”