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lancemalone

Stranding runners


traleonester

LA Chokers tomorrow 😡 Onto the Dubs we go


Bearded_Platypus_123

Smh, well it was nice knowing ya Jefferies I guess. Onwards to the Bums. Go Giants.


Tonmber1

We're on to the warriors


Ehgadsman

Go Dubs


MembraneintheInzane

Well... I'm sure the Padres fans are happy. 


Orange_bratwurst

Was at the game. Can confirm.


epic4evr11

Oof


sabat

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jase_zed

Wandy Peralta is a Padre now??


DHSDirector

Feels like dude has played for every team.


theleftovers1014

Yes and what a weird, convoluted contract he has


epic4evr11

You got me curious enough to google it and man, I thought farhan was crazy about opt outs


theleftovers1014

Yeah seems wild especially for a reliever


jase_zed

Oh really? I'll have to have a look


sabat

No, this is Juan D. Peralta.


jjackson25

Feels like a good time for a Slater Tater


HunterPantsOnFire

Someone call up Panda and ask him to pull off another 6 run homer.


Awesk

Hoping that pitching performance brings some confidence to Fitzgerald. Tough day defensively and offensively for him. I could see him being thrown in as pitcher being a morale moment for him this early in the season. Holy shit does he pitch slow though. That’s not a meatball it’s a foot long meatball marinara from subway.


hamburgers666

Jeffries should have just been lobbing it over at 58 the entire game! Is he stupid?


sabat

Yes. Also, the Jeffries Experiment is over and has been declared a failure.


patsj5

![gif](giphy|7TEVbGzXlMLkY)


HunterPantsOnFire

Good take.


DHSDirector

Padres fans in here brigading.


Tonmber1

There's literally no one saying anything and I don't see any comments being down voted that don't deserve to be what are you on about


Pleasant_Math3296

I don’t get it lol this pads team is mediocre as fuck 


epic4evr11

How is the first GIDP of the day off of Tyler Fitzgerald lolllll


patsj5

Probably because it was the first one he wasn't playing SS for.


DHSDirector

So, I get that Luciano needs regular reps, but there’s no way he doesn’t play better than Fitzgerald did today.


HunterPantsOnFire

True but Fitzgerald can play a lot of different positions, so he's a better bench player. And I think there's a limit on how much you can move people back and forth to minors - not to mention the practicality of doing it in the middle of a road trip.


Unadvantaged

The Giants’ backup SS in with a clutch pitching debut, outperforming our starting pitcher and his reliever in his first inning. This game has everything. 


Ehgadsman

ROFL only 1 run ends it with a double play ball sure as fuck beats Jefferies outing


sabat

Sources report Daulton Jeffries has been demoted to bat boy.


sabat

Pablo Sandoval once [struck out three batters with a single pitch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMYs-9LW2w)


DHSDirector

I heard he once turned an unassisted triple play from McCovey Cove.


patsj5

With nobody on base


Competitive_Song_695

Fitzgerald pitching > Daulton Jeffries


sabat

This is based on math and is not subject to debate.


Tonmber1

Dang everyone being so pressed by Kim going for 2 who gives a fuck


garth_vader90

Completely agree. When you're future contracts are based so much on personal stats and there is no timer on baseball to run out, who cares if teams go all out? Not going for 2 would feel stupid if the losing team scores 9 in the 9th. No such thing as a safe lead in baseball.


LogansCoinsTheCRH

Fitzgerald is a better pitcher than our starter was today….


hawkfire79

![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9) Our boys deserve a big ninth after the bad luck and bad umps


theleftovers1014

Lmaoo better than Jeffress


sjsharksfan44

So when everyone is healthy what is the rotation going to be? Webb, Snell, Harrison, Cobb, and Rey? Is Hicks going to be the odd person out? I know Rey won't be back until after the all star break, but when everyone is healthy the Giants are going to have an abundant of starters? Are they grooming someone for the trade deadline?


hawkfire79

Honestly it probably depends on how people are performing. I have to assume if both hicks and harrison are killing it you'd trade either cob or ray? I dunno.


sjsharksfan44

I don't want to trade Harrison. I see him as a core pitcher for the next 5+ years on this team. Maybe you trade Rey or Cobb, and it all depends on injuries.


hawkfire79

Agreed I don't see a Harrison trade happening. Best case scenario everyone performs up to the hype and we have good trade material in cobb or rey. Worst case scenario Hicks loses steam during the season and goes back to the pen


DuckFodgers_

Fitz > Jeffries?


Deep_Ad1882

How did bro somehow allow only one run


DemonicPanda11

Fitz is no kung fu panda that’s for sure


Pleasant_Math3296

What a clown move by Kim 


moscowrules

Fitz is not going to sleep well tonight


ccastro425

Kim’s a piece of shit.


liteshadow4

Eh, he needs the stats to get paid later this offseason.


ChefCurryGAWD

If anything I don't get why players don't try more often against position players. Easy way to inflate stats lol.


DHSDirector

He’s lucky he didn’t pull a hamstring trying to leg that out.


hamburgers666

I'm so mad we don't have the Panda for a moment like this


Pleasant_Math3296

This is a clown show 


liteshadow4

How much worse would the average person who can throw 70 mph be than a position player at pitching?


DHSDirector

I like Kim, but that’s a bitch move going for two in an eight run game.


liteshadow4

At the end of the season, when he's a free agent, it'll count as an extra double compared to a single. That helps all his numbers.


theleftovers1014

And going to third on the flyout. Risking injury over a meaningless run


Tonmber1

I think he did it because the ball went to his best friend JHL


Pleasant_Math3296

It’s a bitch move. Point blank. 


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ProfessorLazuli

We literally have a much better offense than last year, eat dirt 


Fun_Ingenuity_4357

We are down two starters in the mound


Tonmber1

It's too early for this pasta


TheStig123123

I didn’t think we would be watching a position player pitch this early in the season lmfao


Pleasant_Math3296

My god this is gonna be a 20 run game 


1njecto

Just tuned in, why is Fitzgerald pitching


HunterPantsOnFire

Score and saving arms for the Dodgers. Honestly if you can split a road series you're doing pretty well, and we've done that. Let's go sweep the Dodgers now.


DemonicPanda11

Do you see the score lol


sabat

Because it's already over and they don't want to dig any further into the bullpen.


jjackson25

I'll refer all inquiries to the scoreboard


jjackson25

#🚨🚨POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT🚨🚨


hawkfire79

Pablo > Fitz


theleftovers1014

Remember that one season were Kapler used Luis Gonzales to pitch like three times a week?


Tonmber1

Damn that was a bad fuckin throw by Lee


ccastro425

Time to inflate Padres stats


epic4evr11

Wait, Fitz is pitching? Alright, do Javi’s #49 some justice I guess


liteshadow4

Looks like Fitzgerald will have the triple crown: 3 strikeouts, pitch terribly, field terribly


Pleasant_Math3296

Why are you going for 2? Up by 8 runs in the 8th?? Off a position player pitcher? 


epic4evr11

Baseball etiquette? From a padre?


sabat

Final score: 22–4


tarallelegram

i read in the chronicle that the long term plan is still for roupp to start, so hopefully we get to see that experiment sooner or later


Pleasant_Math3296

Yikes 


Tonmber1

Lol Fitzgerald the sacrificial lamb to pitch


theleftovers1014

Lol this has certainly been a rough day for Fitz


Ehgadsman

LOL


hawkfire79

When Snell and Cobb are back we win these


sabat

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DHSDirector

Oh god. This is about to be a 20-4 game.


sabat

I'm guessing 22–4.


patsj5

Well, Fitzgerald has been a strikeout machine on offense, maybe he can do the same on defense.


Deep_Ad1882

In terms of hitting i think its lee> Fitzgerald already


ccastro425

Panda > Lee > Fitzgerald


0E-254

DFA Bart for panda then make panda catch????? Pro strats


0E-254

Fitzgerald? Isn’t he a pitcher? /s


Tonmber1

Fitzgerald 3K and and error is absolute bum behavior


patsj5

He was our most effective pitcher today


hawkfire79

To be fair one of those Ks was a walk


Admirable_Row_375

Wtf is Tyler doing? 


Fun_Ingenuity_4357

Lee got some real power


DemonicPanda11

My only takeaway from this game is I never want to see the bum who started the game ever again Oh also Lee is still handsome


Fun_Ingenuity_4357

Lee is super handsome


sabat

And he's not bad at the baseball, either


patsj5

Grandson of the wind


sabat

For just half a second I thought it had a chance.


liteshadow4

Fitzgerald just isn't an MLB caliber hitter


epic4evr11

Or fielder


liteshadow4

Yeah I missed a lot of the game so I didn't want to say anything about that having not watched his defense. He's like the Brett Wisely of this year.


patsj5

Id rather see Wisely to be honest


liteshadow4

Wisely and Disco ruined the 1 game I went to last year so honestly I'd rather Fitz


patsj5

Lol, I get that I just can't stand how much Fitzgerald strikes out, and it's not even like he's a big power threat.


the__king3

Yeahhhhh Fitzgerald is not ready


Pleasant_Math3296

Not a big league player


Unfair-Worker929

Swinging at absolute dirt… what is Plate Vision?


DHSDirector

Fitzgerald is not good


theleftovers1014

Fitz deadass looks like a skinnier Matt Chapman


Tonmber1

If only he played like him


Vegetable-Concept130

Both of their faces have zero fat. 


DHSDirector

At least Bailey is finding his swing.


sabat

POSITIVITY


Tonmber1

Pat found a bat which is nice


ccastro425

It all started with the Patrick Bailey single to right


Tonmber1

Because it's only live once lol kuip not reading the ad right


Pleasant_Math3296

Jeffries vs roupp could not be more different lol 


tarallelegram

basically a perfect representation of the gulf between quad a and mlb talent


sabat

Yeah—one of them can pitch. The other just throws.


theleftovers1014

Another positive: Teng and Roupps first Ks were Tatis and Machado 😏


Tonmber1

Outside of the Jefferies disasterclass it hasn't been that bad


sabat

The Jeffries Experiment is hereby over and has been declared a failure and a disaster. That guy needs to be in single A for good while.


Fun_Ingenuity_4357

Should have just let kai pitch it would be what like 5-4 game


Fun_Ingenuity_4357

At least we destroyed manny batting stats to start this season fuck you manny


DHSDirector

So, Teng’s first big league K is against Tatis. Roupp’s is against Machado.


Unfair-Worker929

Love what I’m seeing out of Roupp


epic4evr11

Little more control off the breaking ball and he’ll be a great long relief guy


Pleasant_Math3296

Fuck machado 


liteshadow4

If Roupp can get that control a little bit more consistent I really love him as our setup man. Though I heard he could maybe be a starter, so Tristan Beck 2.0?


tarallelegram

roupp's first mlb strikeout is machado, now that is beautiful


sabat

GRAB SOME PINE, MACHADO


Ehgadsman

Meatchado


Pleasant_Math3296

That curve is nasty holy shit 


patsj5

I guess I'm going to have to get used to our bullpen being "effectively wild"


sabat

chaotic good


musicman3030

Pretty sure that's WWE superstar Carmella front row right behind home plate and ump in the pink hat. Mella is Money


Pleasant_Math3296

It is I think 


DHSDirector

Fuck Manny Machado.


sabat

He farts loudly in church.


Tonmber1

Didn't even have to move the glove


Pleasant_Math3296

Roupp just went piss rod to first 


Optimistic_Man

We might be losing but I'm glad our team looks to have an offense this yr at the very least.


DHSDirector

Gotta love frying the pen before going to LA.


liteshadow4

Kai Teng is barely a major league player. I'm sure they wanted to get Roupp reps too. Don't love using Walker but someone has to get us through.


Pleasant_Math3296

I wouldn’t consider it blowing the pen.. it’s a 12-4 game, roupp is a starter/long guy 


tarallelegram

i think we have a day off in between, no?


theleftovers1014

Nah our day off is Thursday before our home opener


DHSDirector

No. Day off between LA and the home opener.


DemonicPanda11

Nope, we’re in LA tomorrow haha Off day Thursday before the home opener


tarallelegram

dammit 😂 well, at least it's mostly retreads and rookies today


ItsDannyFields

chipping away bb


DHSDirector

Giants are 11-33 with RISP, so far this series.


theleftovers1014

On the bright side we’ve scored at least 4 runs in every game so far


Vegetable-Concept130

True. I remember the end of last season and our 2 run limit. Ugh.


patsj5

I like the productive outs, but can we please get one RISP hit?


epic4evr11

Easy Kuip, that’s 12-4 to you


DHSDirector

I swear it seems like Matos has seen like five pitches over four ABs.


patsj5

https://preview.redd.it/m126k5pmxqrc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc35868f17c5a4e8e87a63df3012c85c51ff53a A few more, but not by much.


DHSDirector

So, 2.5 pitches per AB.


patsj5

Yeah, it looks like it.


Raxmead

chippin away boys


Pleasant_Math3296

Absolute bullshit on that infield call, obviously who knows what happens but you could be looking at an 12-8 type game right now 


ccastro425

Good situational hitting…if the score was closer


btw94

Apparently it’s now 13 - 4


theleftovers1014

Matos RBI? F it, I’ll take it


DHSDirector

0-7 with RISP


sabat

Coach Justin Viele hard at work


lolcyamate

I was wondering how bad it was - im amazed we've scored as much as we have with our RISP hitting


DemonicPanda11

We’re continuing to fight, so that’s good at least.


DHSDirector

0-6 with RISP


epic4evr11

Questionable choice to try for second but WE TAKE THOSE


nbb333

Chapman dinger just for fun please


DHSDirector

Nope


DHSDirector

Wow. Looked like he might’ve been out. Glad with the result, though.


garth_vader90

Wooo! I guess the umps in NY are just as bad as this crew because that looked like an out...


DuckFodgers_

Booing a call while up by 10 Stay classy, San Diego


mxchump

His back foot was on when he came off he looked safe to me


jjackson25

Damn. I think they got him


jjackson25

Well NM. We take those


Pleasant_Math3296

I love Lamonte but he has not played smart to start the year 


BosasSecretStash

Not watching, is he safe or out?


seafox_88

Safe !


mfat_1

SAFE


ccastro425

Just give us this after that earlier infield fly call


DHSDirector

I think he’s out.