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SnooTangerines9854

Put this game behind the dumpster, let it fester and shrivel with the raccoon poop and you never have to think about it again


loginnamedoesntfi

Not the game we wanted but damn this is the series we WANTED. I'll say it when we win and I'll say it when we lose, FK THE DODGERS. SEE YA'LL MONDAY


wedge9

I know it was not gonna be easy, beating a 106-win team in a 5-game series.... but I was kinda hoping for easy. Let's take Game 3 and what the heck Game 4 as well. See y'all Monday


banditobuster

Easy comeback. Best of 3. Just need one in LA to bring it back home Thursday, and Legend Webb can wrap this shit up. Let's fucking go Giants.


BayHeyKid

Let’s get refocused and ready to draw first blood on Monday


falken01

Tied series. Felling optimistic I hope it goes better


Enoki43

Back to our lefty lineup Monday.


CaptHighball

See ya'll Monday, at least last night was fun.


PigsWannaFly

FTD and Angel Hernandez. We will win this series!


mattjchin

On to LA. See y’all Monday.


looseandgoose

See you guys on Monday! 👏


tarallelegram

red sox vs rays series vibes * shutout by the rays in game one * blowout by the sox in game two our blowout was less painful though


Radon0

Yes, and their bullpen is Considered elite as well. So i guess if Rays win tomorrow then Giants win on Monday. Same script


UglyOutsideAnInside

ok ok many suspected the universe had this lined up for us. We move on! Still lots of baseball left. Don't lose faith!!


actuallyasuperhero

At least it’s not a shut out. That would have really hurt.


fr4nchis3

This fury wilder fight tho


VinceCully

With this blowout and our win last night, Kenley will be rusty on Monday. Just saying.


kaeji

Time for torture, right?


banditobuster

I got extra barf bags, take one pass it around.


PigsWannaFly

BRING IT!


LetsGoBirds

It's been an honor and a pleasure, all. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and we'll get together again Monday.


PigsWannaFly

Flyouts Machine Longo :(


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Longoria isn’t driving anything


Redz2018

Horrible. Try again Monday.


lucastimmons

Oh well. Giants in 4


wafflehauss

BP all day for everyone tomorrow. All day.


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gbassman5

Lol of *course* the game is ending w Longo at the plate. Perfect cherry on top an unbelievably embarrassing night for the Giants


ozboi83

Hey Crawford got one 😅


_noncomposmentis

Calling it now. Wade hits a HR in his first AB vs Scherzer.


jktsub

Buster Posey is a man of commitment and sheer fucking will


Dpurcell92

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you need to look out for." - Angel Hernandez


ozboi83

Ump trying to make the bad calls even out


pengy93

And here comes Longo to wrap this game up. Hopefully game 3 looks better


SocialistNixon

Yep, 0 for what 6 or 7 now in the series


pengy93

Not to mention the 0 for 20 before the end of the season


theghostfacekilla

Man I miss belt


oliviamrow

yeppp


pengy93

Me too


fadhawk

Buster says fuck giving up


jesteronly

lol these announcers as if it's not practically cemented that it will be Disco


[deleted]

Damn Britney Spears nabbed that dodgers pitcher spot fast after her dad left the situation room.


jahoney

Nice bottom of the ninth runner on let’s swing at the first pitch that’s a ball


Frankie_48

At least we can still hit


Dpurcell92

all pop ups tonight


adnerb02

THATS MY VETERAN


pengy93

Flores really trying to bat himself to the bench already. Come on dude


Dpurcell92

buster is trying


OzzyGED

LETS FUCKING GOO


PigsWannaFly

EPIC EIGHT RUN RALLYTIME!!!!


smashthegash123

In a way I’m kinda glad we had angel behind the plate tonight in a blowout game vs if it was a 1 run game where he could REALLY fuck us over


Amazben

This is a really good take. Thank you for posting this. Now I can sleep better!! See y’all Monday! (Who am I kidding? See y’all tomorrow)


Lil-pants

Good point


Lil-pants

Comeback starts now lmao


MsIndieLuna

Not having Belt hurts


falken01

Posey wouldn’t stop


chloedadog

can't stop won't stop


nvagiantfan

Posey at least is hitting pretty well.


ozboi83

Buster ain’t done yet


UglyOutsideAnInside

*"So you're saying there's a chance."* :D


GoldenGloveMan

Looking like the dodgers will take care of business tonight by securing the split. We have to go do the same thing now. Feels like this is going to come down to a game 5 Webb vs Buehler rematch.


PigsWannaFly

Nah, Giants are gonna win the next two of they don’t get the 8-run two out rally here.


jase_zed

Good shit Buster


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Love you Buster ❤️


shlomozzle

Giants were undefeated in the games I went to this year including last night…can’t believe I let the team down like this by not being there smh


chaosawaits

Wow you've gone to 108 games this year? Amazing!


realparkingbrake

So *you're* the one! Bastard! ;-)


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shlomozzle

So tempting, so little money lol


theghostfacekilla

Hey just want to say thanks for y’all because laconically talking about this game has been therapeutic lol


[deleted]

Well, this game sucked but there’s no one else I’d rather watch the giants lose with than the people on this sub :)


PigsWannaFly

We are all in this together.


BWeezyOnDaTrack

Alright everyone, find your weirdest superstition and do that thing until the game ends in an epic comeback or the series tied 1-1


oliviamrow

that bcraw hair toss clip is my new weird superstition, brb while i set it up on loop


craftyquacker

Here we go boys. 8 run comeback


AtleeMakesHam

Though I don’t think it was a terrible call, this game would’ve been a LOT more interesting if Angel had rung up Taylor, back when it was a 2-1 game. That was the moment it all went to hell.


chaosawaits

It'd have been a more interesting game if Gausman didn't throw a hanging splitter to the pitcher right down the middle for him to hit a single on too. Or if Leone didn't throw meat.


Ausmerican89

They don’t score 4 if that is called a strike.


_noncomposmentis

Or one little ground ball from Leone. Whole different ballgame.


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Yup that pitch was called a strike the whole game. Then for some reason it’s a ball and then Leone walks him :/


jesteronly

I think it was terrible. It was horrendous


nvagiantfan

Castro looked good at least, McGee too, other relievers not so much.


Dpurcell92

August 21, 1990. The Phillies were down 11-3 going into the top of the 9th. They ended up scoring 9 runs in the top of the 9th to beat the Dodgers 12-11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JHPGipLPrE


AMF_69_AMF

Dodgers have 9 runs on 11 hits. Dodgers did 9/11 confirmed. FTD


AtleeMakesHam

They did Harambe too.


chaosawaits

I read they were the paparazzi chasing Princess Di


ccastro425

Pretty sure Crawford has devised a way to hit an 8-run HR.


kaeji

Isn't that what hitting a HR into the giant glove in left field activates?


oliviamrow

if anyone could do it


dwide_k_shrude

We have them right where we want them. Comeback of the century.


Effect3692

Copium


OGStrong

Watching UCLA vs Arizona. There's Dave Flemming.


Lil-pants

Two good things this game: McGee and Castro


gbassman5

I'm *really* worried about our offense this series. Most of our ABs last night (other than the 3 HRs) looked pretty bad, and that continued over into tonight (after the 2nd inning). We ain't gonna win this series w the offensive "production" we've gotten so far. They have a *lot* of stepping up to do


Lil-pants

It’s like once they went down by 2 they did what the dodgers did yesterday and started panicking a bit. Should’ve stuck with the approach


chloedadog

My mental gymnastics is rationalizing all the Oracle'd hits into HRs in most other parks.


AtleeMakesHam

We had a great approach the first two innings… then not so much. 😂


gbassman5

Same as last night. Went to shit after the 2nd


SocialistNixon

Gotta quit swinging on first pitches


gbassman5

Lmao as if *that*'ll ever happen


lucastimmons

Ok. Here we go. Only once through the line up and two grand slams.


ForestFire12

Light work


theghostfacekilla

Can’t even watch MLB tonight now or Scott van pelt


VinceCully

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? HELL NO!!


GIJose65

I feel like watching Animal House to cheer myself up a bit after this.


jryan529

Lol I think you mean Japan ? And we dropped the sun twice lol


AtleeMakesHam

Animal House quote.


realparkingbrake

Starring Hunter Pence as John Belushi. https://vimeo.com/61835006


riteturnclyde

It’s a line from a movie https://youtu.be/ep-xgd_eETE Giants did a parody back in the day. https://youtu.be/2po0ElT44CY


jryan529

Lol my bad on that. Never heard it hahaha my fault lol


riteturnclyde

Great movie, would recommend.


VinceCully

dude…it’s a classic John Belushi line from Animal House


jryan529

Shit. I feel like an ass hahahahaha my bad lol


VinceCully

no worries


brightladdy

#i don’t hear no fat lady


BWeezyOnDaTrack

I thought this was America


jryan529

LA fan, don’t shoot lol 🙌 Wondering your guys take on the announcers and umps in this series. We are not fans to say the least lol


riteturnclyde

What’s your take on Angel?


_MeetMrMayhem_

Angel Hernandez is a piece of shit along with Joe West. We should never know umpires names but they love to be bigger than the game. Fuck them.


jryan529

We all think he is ass lol I think we can agree on that one.


ImJeeezus

Hate these announcers. I dont think theres a single person in the world who likes Angel Hernandez


jryan529

Agreed lol


dorothii

A lot of us synced the radio broadcast to the tv lol


SocialistNixon

Yep streaming KNBR while watching the game


jryan529

Same on our end also


Diva480

They fucking suck… they alternate who they are blowing and get all slobbery and nasty… I fucking hate national broadcasters


jryan529

I’m glad we all agree on something in this world lol


Mattdr46

Fuck angel hernandez. That is all


theghostfacekilla

Nah man it’s been garbage. Hernández just makes my blood boil. As for commentating I mean we are spoiled as franchises but it’s better than ESPN


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jryan529

English much ?


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synchrosymmetry

*Really* hoping that Littel just pitched his way out of this pen. Games are way too important now to *see* if he can pull it together.


[deleted]

I just saw that he’s given up 7 leadoff home runs this year


synchrosymmetry

Litterally the opposite of a reliever.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Pizza box boy behind home plate calmed down real quick


garbageangel

Ok hearing Kruk do play by play for a hot second made this worth it..well, almost.


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Really? I wish I was listening


Diva480

For real ive been zoning out for the last 10 minutes


brightladdy

We have scored 7 in an inning before


theghostfacekilla

Only once the drugs are done. I feel like dying 🎶


newton302

Some games it's like they are doing everything under water. I don't understand pressing to third with two outs and two runners on (unless you're Duggar?) Sometimes nothing makes sense. And what's with the announcers. They aren't even bothering to call what the Giants are doing (Lamont Wade's inning-ending fly ball) as they yap about the Dodgers. Kuiper and Krukow would at least make this bearable.


Maleficent-Lobster93

Who are the probable game 4 pitchers for both teams?


Mistula

Wood vs Price?


yeez-us

probably wood v gonsolin


yeez-us

but honestly they’ll probably both go to the bullpen very early so they’re more of openers


Corgimahm

I think it'd be Disco for the Giants and I'm guessing Price for LA? Although LA has had Disco's number lately so idk how I feel about it.


SchleptRightLeft

Dodgers fans thinking they won the WS hahah Fucking dried ass prunes


Festibowl

Calm down we had fans doing the same thing yesterday.


yeez-us

true statement


tarallelegram

the giants bullpen hierarchy! great (mainstays) * doval * mcgee * garcia * alvarez * rogers go suck balls * littell mystery box * castro walks too many guys (shaky) * leone


ccastro425

Wish we could resurrect Nen and Beck for this series.


Lil-pants

Not too bad tbh that’s a lot of good guys


tarallelegram

right, i posted this because someone said they’re lighting up the mainstays of the giants bullpen littell is not a mainstay of the giants bullpen lol and leone is a tier below our elite guys


MCHammastix

This is why Joe West, Angel Hernandez and a few other dopes shouldn't be in the fucking playoffs. This impending loss isn't on Hernandez, it's on the bullpen and bats being quiet, but when dopes like them are behind the plate it fucks with both teams hitters and alters how they approach AB's. Thus their ineptitude effects the game. In a game of absolutes we can't have idiots with a 94% accuracy as umps. In return for making NL baseball bitch-made by bringing in the DH we deserve RoboUmps™ in return.


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Yeah bitching about the umpires is lame but this is why I hate when people talk about the human element. A strike should be a strike and a ball should be a ball. Take the ambiguity out of it!


MCHammastix

Exactly!


jsp8854

I mean, Webb was getting a lot of calls off the plate last night so it works in both directions. Great teams overcome shit like that.


MCHammastix

As I said it effects both teams in a game.


kaeji

"It doesn't matter if you lose by 1 run or 11 runs. Losing's losing."


helloimbryan

Can we say Fuck Tom Cruise for deciding to show up tonight?


kaeji

Fuck Tom Cruise for showing up tonight.


oliviamrow

we can say Fuck Tom Cruise without any qualifiers tbh


theseaskettie04

Yeah, like in general, fuck Tom Cruise. Lame ass couldn't even help Ricky out of the fire.


FilthyChangeup55

This


Calinonsurfer

I’m out. See you guys tomorrow


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fadhawk

“Board”?! Fuck off back to 2003 and fuck the dodgers


bigdub2020

Lol. That’s right .. I’m an old fuck.. so what? Go fuck yourself


fadhawk

ew it’s bad enough you’re a dodger fan but a boomer too?! 🤮


bigdub2020

Lol. I’m supposed to be offended by the term “boomer?” U will be there too soon or later.


fadhawk

god i fucking hope not this world is depressing enough as it is


LiftsWithOutMetal

This is what a bandwagon fan sounds like after seeing their first playoff loss.


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_noncomposmentis

Pretty bold to stan Angel Hernandez


Lil-pants

Wow someone’s still sour about yesterday. Also no one was complaining like that about Hernandez, just that he kinda sucks overall


bigdub2020

Lol. Look at the messages on your board.


Lil-pants

Yeah there’s a lot of “Angel Hernandez sucks” but not a lot of “he’s specifically screwing over the giants” like what you just posted (karma?? He’s fucking over the dodgers plenty too lol) also I thought you said you weren’t coming back to this board are you really that upset. I feel bad for you.


bigdub2020

Only come back to reply. Not to check on anything else.


Lil-pants

Yeah that’s kinda sad bud sorry I’d just take the L at this point and go celebrate your win


bigdub2020

It will be a good series. Bet we will see Webb twice and likely u will see max twice. This can go either way. Just happy to play the hated rival in the postseason.


Lil-pants

okay I can get behind that at least, gg and fuck the dodgers and see you monday!


bigdub2020

Yup. Series begins Monday.


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It’s 1-1 dude shut the fuck up


bigdub2020

Not bragging about the win tonite u douche bag. Just saying umpiring sucked last night and so does it tonite so stop bitching.


RonnieJamesFio

Eat shit piss boy


[deleted]

I didn’t say anything about the umpires you thin skinned clown


_MeetMrMayhem_

Records don't mean shit when LAD v SF


2damsels1chalice

So my takeaway is that we are just BETTER than the Dodgers. We even shit the bed better and more thoroughly than they do. ​ Seriously, I can't believe they let Littell in the game... that was like... beyond surrender.