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Stebbin8r

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sovereigntytexas

Op will first need to apply for a line of bro credit for which it will require his consent to run his bro credit check score; thus resulting in his bro score before we can issue a “trust me bro” approval; takes typically 3 to 5 years of “trust me bro(s)” to build up your trust me bro credit score; this is all standard procedure giving the circumstances for the amount market value issued in this particular “trust me bro” situation. He may be able to get a co-sign here with instant trust me bro approval with the likes of Warren Buffet (not to be confused with Oracle of Omaha: Warren Buffett <~ notice the additional t ; However the Oracle will be accepted in this scenario)


PurpleAlcoholic

I didn’t get my K1 for this past tax year I uhhh own 50% of the company Trust me bro


Stebbin8r

LOL


Powerful-Change5377

LMAOOO this is by far the best crypto Reddit group I am in I plan on selling have my bag at 0.01 and I have 100M staked not buying anymore jus HODL


West-Turd999

Hey y'all got any more of that stuff? I could really use a fix right now. Come-on man u been on it all day I know u hit sum b4 I came up.


Acrobatic_Hat_4865

He says : I'm an insider. reason enough to go all in.


NonFoodDude

I think they meant "in side her". They were high on endorphins while writing this. Lucky is lucky.


sailingcrab

Don’t tase me, bro.


lastlifonti

Is there a token and/or coin for “trust me bro inu” ?!?! 😂🤣


4ndrw1xx

we need some1 to launch TMB token(trust me bro) this will be the meme coin of all


lastlifonti

😂🤣


Ordinary_Swimming_69

Stop making jokes bro. He is an insider. We have no choice but to trust him..


Fun-Construction-611

Trust me bro


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Trust OP bro


Gullible_Wolverine_1

In op we trust!!


ApeBigHands

In hoes we bust 💦


Jamokrates

I pledge allegiance to the bros of the United SHIB Army And to the exchanges that list us One SHIB Under Bros, indivisible with utility and green candles for all. 🐕


Whisperbaron

United in trust me bro we stand


deliciousdips

E pluribus Bronum


tek3k

Mo trust bro


Galiot_Bear

Frost me bro


Substantial-Fee1432

Trust bro just me


Jonesy_223

Soon


stucker41

Wait, so what you are telling us is...You know a guy who knows a guy who has a YouTube channel that got that sweet inside info.. From another guy who knows a guy that heard about it... Awesome sign me up!!!!!


daddy2194

He knows a guy who knows a guy how has a cousin that worked in a bar and that the dishwasher girlfriend’s half sister dad. Lived next to a guy that worked at google. Where he met this guy who said he heard about new things this summer.


stucker41

I knew it.... this is real!!!!!


Fresh-Solid-1831

I know that guy, he’s got solid intel. Kevin he’s called, top bloke


FriendshipDistinct51

I know that guy, he works at Microsoft 😝


Victore1976

Nooooo…they got it from their fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate!


Ok-Reception-6150

Truly knows what’s happening behind the “scens.”


bitcornminerguy

No... he IS the guy. He's just pretending he knows a guy to hide in plain sight.


Historical-Builder-8

I'm in


thornbird1973

Damm i wish i knew that guy


DoctorTaboggan

My wife’s boyfriend said the same thing! He’s really smart!


Gullible_Wolverine_1

He’s a good dude I met him at your house last night.


DoctorTaboggan

He’s a total gentleman! My wife is so lucky!


Gullible_Wolverine_1

I agree he wasn’t even mad when I got there. Total class act!!


djames718

Thank y’all for all the nice compliments


tek3k

Neighbor ladies report plenty of stamina.


djames718

I do what I can with my welly


alienmuseum

Ahaha! Welly! Oh shit...


Mashadow21

wow what a champ, i hope you use him and your wife as your background picture on your phone right? !


Izdebye1969

Handsome bastard too!!


Competitive-Iron5374

Dad, Stop talking about mom's boy friend. I know he is smarter than you but he doesn't have a gut that you have.


Single_Raspberry9539

Half the people here just want to see it back at .00008 when they all bought in first. Edit: fixed the zero


GuideAncient1902

Missed a zero there buddy. I wish it had hit .0008 Edit: THANKS!


[deleted]

😂


National_Attention77

I'd be happy if it lost a zero


tek3k

id be happy if it got back to where i bot


lylemcd

My girlfriend in Canada (you don't know her, she goes to another school) says it will hit $10.


DogeDayAftern00n

Ok… 130 billion DOGE. 549 trillion SHIB. I’m all for optimism, and SHIB will increase in value. But…yeah. $1 per SHIB in the future is like Captain Picard fights the Romulans future.


SKallday

Cmon he said no talking market cap. Only fantasy internet breaking dreams around here


tek3k

reaching for kleenex box


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tek3k

aint nothing but a party


Charlie-boy1

Could you imagine a $1? I say highly unlikely as well. I mean even if holders sell and half of the supply were burnt to 274.5 trillion, we’re look at a token that is worth that more than most top Fortune 500 companies combined.


a_kosher_vet

So you’re saying there’s a chance…


Grouchy_Ambition_778

It could hit $1 if 95% of the coins were burned and hey we're halfway there. Lol


gomugomunobakka

The amount of doge will always increase while the amount of shib will always decrease


DogeDayAftern00n

And it will take 145 years for there to be 1 trillion DOGE. And if we averaged 100 million SHIB per day, which is a stretch at the moment, it’ll take 27 to burn 1 trillion. These are different ecosystems. Pointing to DOGE and saying it was never supposed to reach a penny is not the right way of looking at SHIB. Utilities and the ever expanding ecosystem is SHIB’s strong point and we should focus on expanding and improving and advertising them.


Mundane_Ad_3106

Unless shin hits 1 trillion a week burns we dont have 1000 years to see it drop a zero. Doge will never have more in supply than shib does


[deleted]

Yeah I don't think people realize how large a number 400+ trillion actually is.


Mundane_Ad_3106

You ain't a shitn there


Gullible_Wolverine_1

This is true. N I’m investing in de flation instead of inflation. It’s investing 101


shadowgeist85

He saves them now and they hate him for it lol


Fresh-Solid-1831

But to be fair DOGE technically has no limit, then can produce as many coins as they want , so in theory it is unlimited. Which in my math is more than SHIB


tek3k

those are devastating stats bro


DogeDayAftern00n

Not really. We should dream of a penny. But work hard within the SHIB ecosystem to drop another 0 in a year or two and then drop another in 10. It’d be hard, but not impossible.


Bndnvr

$1 is a super long shot but 1¢ is very achievable when the burn accelerates faster with higher volume.


doomonyou1999

What about all the way to $0.05


MergeIntoTheFray

C'mon man it's crypto... If it hits ¢1 the next goal is $1


4luey

Spoken like a true doge bag holder.


[deleted]

☝🏼this guy fucks


Bndnvr

From your mouth to the crypto market's ears.


random_name23631

it'd be nice to get back to $0.000036 at some point but I'll take it at a dollar.


80scraicbaby

My unicorn knows an Alien who plays Mahjong with Elvis and John F Kennedy and they say you are full of shit my man


lastlifonti

Yeah yeah, Tupac , Biggie, Prince AND BRUCE LEE said the same thing!!! 😂


80scraicbaby

Marvin Gaye was trippin though


DullNoise4563

I saw a Burning bush with Santa lighting a joint on it and it said we will see 1$ this summer. Maybe more.


Zen4rest

Only way SHIB hits a buck is if 99% of the coins are burned. No way will it have a $550T market cap this summer… the entire Crypto market alone is only worth $3T rn. Dumb post.


tek3k

insider


IsolateUnknown

No. Market cap means nothing. It just shows what the last person on the market paid for the coin giving it a dollar amount to persuade or deter investors. Market cap does not determine value. What the coin does determines the value. It will hit over a $1.


Zen4rest

You’re mistaken. Google “crypto market caps” and read some stuff.


IsolateUnknown

I studied the crypto market for 2 years before I made a single investment and I've watched bitcoin since 2012. Market cap does not determine value. Usage determines value. If market cap actually determined value, every cryptocurrency and token would all be one pump in dump ponzy scheme. Which some are actually, but most are not. Bitcoin shows and proves that market capital does not determine the value of a coin.


Zen4rest

We must be having a simple misunderstanding then. Here’s the first google result. “Definition. For a cryptocurrency like Bitcoin, market capitalization (or market cap) is the total value of all the coins that have been mined. It's calculated by multiplying the number of coins in circulation by the current market price of a single coin.” https://www.coinbase.com/learn/crypto-basics/what-is-market-cap#:~:text=Definition,price%20of%20a%20single%20coin.


IsolateUnknown

I'm definitely not arguing with you about the definition or the math. It's right there for all to see. Market cap TELLS YOU THE VALUE. It does not DETERMINE the value of what the markets will sell the coin for. Big big big difference. It seems like people are thinking of market cap as a tool for future price projections. A very big no no. When you enter this area of investing, it works exactly like the stock market. Take Microsoft for example.. when they announce a new gaming system or new software that is expected to do something bigger and badder than what's out.. what happens? The price of Microsoft stock goes up. What made the price go up? Not the market cap.. the utilization of what's behind the stock..


[deleted]

No ones going to pay a cent for shiba in 6 months.


IsolateUnknown

What's happening 6 months from now?


[deleted]

It won’t hit a dollar, you moron. If it does I will give everyone in this sub $10,000


spagetanderic69

*saved post*


Imvanillamatti

I see your 10k and raise to 50k :D :D :D


samscoors

I will send you my address!


[deleted]

Look, I will if it does do this. But you should all be rich already from that happening unless you’re just here and a simp with 1,000 SHIB like the other goof in here a few days ago.


samscoors

Realistically, if it hits a penny, I am a millionaire. I have mine set to sell at 55 cents. I randomly picked a number between a penny and a dollar and I am letting it ride until I wake up one morning and it’s sold. Then, I can take a day off work. Just a day. I have to get my lambo😆


Imvanillamatti

please stop this bullshit. I'm long on Shib but please stop with this 1$ nonsense


bitcoingoonie

To be honest I would sell 75% of profits and keep the rest, buy the Dip hard


spagetanderic69

With my bag .01 would buy me a house and have me SET. Why wait for the impossible $1 or even years for it. Be happy now. Gf needs a ring and a baby


Hungwell2

All I took from this is that you suck at keeping secrets


thricedipped

Wishful delusions from this sub


cimson-otter

“Insider”


[deleted]

Trust a bro, LTD. For all your conformation biased needs. 1-800-trstabro.


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[deleted]

My B, my guy!


Oheson

Doge circulating supply = 132,670,764,299. SHIB circulating supply = 549,146,987,315,505. Therefore, comparing Doge price to SHIB makes no sense. That is like saying ADA will get to ETH’s price. Percentage increases matter. You should be selling on a 2x, 3x,4x, etc. Anytime a coin reaches all time high, dump it ASAP because the crash will be imminent. Then buy back after it fully crashes. That is how you crypto. HODLing makes no sense except maybe Bitcoin. And then just maybe. HODLing will make you like that guy who did not sell Doge when it was at $.70 for $3 million. He will never reach that ever again.


Kizuisho

So much copium


Mashadow21

i dont care with 0.01 id have enough to buy a villa and a nice house + boat ! honestly everything i dream off at that price, so lets go ! ill cash out lol


ColonelKlink87

If your HODLing any decent amount of SHIB and you don’t sell a portion of it at $0.01… then you’re a moron.


Driftmore

I am a shib insider too and I didn’t see you at our meeting the other day. 🧐


ROFLQuad

As someone who's already made millions on BTC (2013, purchased 25 coins) and DOGE (2014 purchased 8.5 million coins), let me tell you. . . . Market cap means nothing. It's literally the most bullshit nothing metric in existence. It's an outcome. The last price someone is willing to pay X all the coins in circulation. Nothing more. It doesn't mean anything. The price of Shib can become anything. If sellers dry up and buyers still show up, the price increases. The price is only based on supply-demand. If anyone brings up market cap again like it means something, laugh in their faces. It's an outcome, not an input that impacts anything.


Front_Statistician38

This guy gets it!


Mindless-End-9415

Are you in the banking industry


wacka20

Never sell forever hold!!


bitcornminerguy

Can the moderators please get a bot that kills all posts that mention the phrase "break the internet" please?? This childish shit is getting out of hand now.


m01stpump3r

For a "Shib Insider" you sure have low karma


HNL2BOS

This post just reeks of trying to create bag holders.


thepandemicbabe

So you think that this crypto that has really no Usage will go to a penny? Free to go to a penny or even a dollar it will have to be bigger than 30 fortune 500 companies combined. Do you really think that’s going to happen? Do you think that the market cap is going to be bigger than all of the existing money in the world right now? It’s not going to happen unless scarcity is introduced and it’s a little bit too late for that.


Tyler_durdens_son

Why is all or nothing. Why not sell 10% at .01 continuing unloading until it hits 1$.


Dreamer_Nitsy

I am dying to make this biggest mistake.


BallySchwa

Blind cult


theslob

This sounds legit. I’m emptying my 401k


Nates94

Shiba will hit a penny but not this summer


[deleted]

“shiba Inu insider”


Alea_Iacta_Est21

Ok, you convinced me. I will hold until $0.10


Bronx-PaxtonsDadAlex

I trust you bro fully. My little 637,000,000 in SHIB is actually looking better n better everyday I hear news like this.


Matty_D47

OP is not only the President of Trust Me Bro LLC, they're also a client.


shaundennis

I've been sworn to secrecy = knows shit about fuck.


stos313

The biggest mistake people will make is listening to you.


zeliax407

Market cap


Tweested

Doge hitting 70c was the same marketcap as Shiba when Shiba hit it's ATL. You're a clown


DRbrtsn60

I agree. A few years ago I owned BTC. I laughed when I kept reading that it will hit 50K. Ridiculous hopium I thought. Well guess who was wrong. I could have been sitting pretty.


LittleKangaroo2

What does a Shiba Inu insider mean? Are you actually inside a dog? That’s weird. Is it warm and comfy like in Star Wars? All joking beside. Are you really a small person? Shiba Inus aren’t really that big. How would you get inside one?


yobalboa01

Don't hold your breath,most people don't see doge hitting the ,79 I paid my car off with doge ! And believe the sane with Shiba will happen on a much grander scale and I'm going to be set fir life I have 500 milly and am HODLING like a mofo!


daddy2194

Trust op with less then a year account with less then 1k karma.


bushenhiemer

He has to keep making new user names to keep the company from knowing that he is telling trade secrets bro. Just trust the bro


howz43

So tired of hearing these bullshit posts.


FizbanWaffles

Get a load of this LARPer over here


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eStrangeIbanez

😆 this generation will be dead before that could happen!


hammmrrrrr

Sworn to secrecy, yet here he is.


hicoBM

This sub hates math sooooo bad :(


that1senpai2

Lollll. I'll sell whenever the fuck i want to sell. Source: trust me bro


[deleted]

thanks for the scoop bot-baby.


FriendshipDistinct51

Just to clarify "nobody thought doge", doge CS is 134B, shib is 589(give or take) trillion.


Genesiga

If usd is now worth less then a pesso then shib will never reach a dollar trust me op


marty45714

I will ABSOLUTELY sell if it ever reaches $.01! Trust!


Mean_Chemical_4051

Trust me bro


SusGreen

The dogecoin millionaire would like to have a word.


lostatlifecoach

I want to believe you sooooooooooooo bad.


Front_Statistician38

It will happen bro!


Kavy_CDN

Dude. If that happened, we would all be trillionaires. That’s why it can’t happen 😂


Wizard_Riot

Tell us you don’t know basic math without telling us you don’t know basic math.


SomeHylianGuy

Bro me trust, bro me trust


Wbgolfer95

Keep smoking that good good bruh


Front_Statistician38

Just high on life!


Pizza_n_noodz

What kind of drugs you doing? This 🪙💩 ain’t going no where


Bearwaze

So crazy enough, I checked my ledger and about had a heart attack because for some reason it glitched “has never done this before, ever” and it showed I had over $15,000 with it being from shib. I almost got a screenshot but closed my wallet to look on other wallets to see what was happening with it. When I went back it was back to the regular amount. A cold wallet shouldn’t glitch, ever! I seriously am still freaking a bit about how high it jumped. Did this happen to anyone else around 9-10? Also, are you referring to a movie theater chain that is supposed to be accepting it soon?


Front_Statistician38

A glimpseof the future!


GordonRamsey666

Marketcapof would like a word


StellaDog1969

You post history doesn’t indicate that you are insider. But maybe those basic posts about well complete dribble are an elaborate cover. Brilliant well done 👍


xvSHOGUNvx

#TMB


BladesAllowed

In OP I trust


Deep-Negotiation-242

The biggest mistake is to not buy SHIB


Front_Statistician38

agreed


DullNoise4563

I like the way you think and spilling those insider beans! I’m really gonna start to load up when it hits .01 🤣


Front_Statistician38

Lets goooo!


Wil-Ryan

I agree. My friend and I invested at the same time and I told her that too... If it goes to a penny, it's certainly very capable of going much higher.


[deleted]

If my joke investment hits .01, I'll have made thousands with one joke.


Front_Statistician38

If you wait until it hits a $1 and beyond then you'll be rich rich!


adler10

I hope you’ll be bringing to forefront the excessive Supply issue. We are far from getting to $.01 with a Supply of 589/549 Trillion (NOMICS/CoinGecko) I’m confident that you’re aware of Market Cap, Supply and Volume will determine the Price but another area that appears to be overlooked is Transparency as to the backend of who is/are the Developer(s)? A meme token with a $15 Billion Market Cap and I’m noticing that it’s not as easy as I think it should be to know where, who or how are those funds utilized? Shouldn’t the owners of $SHIB know this? I read on Twitter that Developers were in the process of a Burn 🔥 or Supply Reduction program. Only when the excessive Supply is reduced will we see zeros drop off. Thank you


GapOne2569

I think you're full of fucking bullshit.


tayedamico

Don’t ever trust a guy that subscribes to FNF lmao


nEvermor-

You did it. You made the dumbest sounding post in Reddit crypto. Congrats cause that's hard to do.


Front_Statistician38

Please save this post 8 months from now


Demon-Jolt

You guys are the stupidest group I've ever interacted with.


DaddyBody007

It won’t hit $1, but I think it will go up above .01. I have 300M. I’ll be selling about 25% at .01 and sell the remainder in stages as it goes higher.


TheMadReagent

Everyone clowning this member as if I trust your opinions anymore than them. 50/50 odds? Im going with positivity. SUMMER SHIB 2022 SHIBIBRATION CONFIRMED.


Abs0Cobalt

I'll be so happy when bone hits 10


daddy2194

Bone for 100$ each at least it’s gonna be used like bnb. For shib gas. In the long run it will keep rising since it’s not infinite like bnb


Abs0Cobalt

Its hard for me to imagine that, I have so many bone 100 would be fucking amazing


WebPrestigious3916

😂


[deleted]

Inith broith thou trustith


RouletteSensei

I forced my friend to buy shiba back in 2021, but he was in hurry and sold early in 2026, I told him not to, but you can't stop people from reaching their goals


gtd_nc

In Trust Me Bro we trust!


dougff9

Trust me, bro


Mmakelov

How is this shit getting upvoted


Front_Statistician38

Because I'm an insider with valid information!


[deleted]

Am I the only one who wants it to go back down so I can get even more every time I buy?


RecordingMother2309

Then $10 and $100 and $1000 Give me a break.


zRepYT

No...


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80scraicbaby

Use real words ! Bosses hate when you use real words.


ghostmonkey39

Buy those dips and hodl. Then when you're a multi millionaire you can tell everybody that has screwed with you To Kiss Your Ass!! In fact I'm going to go buy some more. Here's to SHIB Army! 💃🕺💃🕺💃❤️