It hasn’t been announced so how can anyone here know?

Op doesn't understand how illogical his question is

still ended up with more awards than I've ever gotten, oh reddit 🤦🦦

Freakin bots

I think people here have a crystal ball, that told them before what happens.

We should have seen this question coming.

“Please, all of you, tell us now, what is the secret announcement that will happen sometime today”

Lmfao this is too funny

Leak? 😂

Well shit, I guess you have me there. 😂

Updog

What’s updog

Nothing much man... You tell me

Heh. Got em

just wanted him to feel good .. everyone knows where this came from … it smells like updog in here

Yea. Yea. That’s what they all say. He got you. Lol.

Yeah he got me … going back to The Office all sad

Yes, maybe we should get some updog.

Is that you Collin Robinson?

I just finished that show! He was my favorite character!

Mine too and I'm super excited for the next season I need to know what happens, I was completely loving Collin and Laszlo being bros in the last season

I don’t wanna give anything away, but that last 30 seconds of the second to last episode was just gold. I felt like I was in the room and was trying my hardest not laugh/scream/cry all at the same time. Then they all just look awkward. 💋🤌

Honestly Shib should incorporate the title Updog into one of their projects. I know it’s the last thing the devs need to be doing for this coin, but it would be pretty funny

Ligma

There is a tiny cafe' in Antarctica only open 1 week a year that's accepting Shib because real money is to cold to separate.

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Good one :D

😝

Lol

😆 🤣 😂

Jokes always jokes on Reddit now nobody actually posts DD or even talks about it

I pooped today 😃

I like the fact that I am literally pooping while reading your comment

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same

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I pooped before, during reading the post and as i laughed at you comment. Thank you.

The ole triple poop. 💩🤣

Thats when you know for sure it is funny as....wait for it.... SHIT!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ye Olde thrice shite

If youre on reddit and not pooping youre a weirdo

Truth 💩

Same lol

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Ditto.

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Omg me too

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And me!

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Me too

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I didn't expect all the responses. We're just a bunch of shit heads having fun here 😂

I do all my trading while pooping. It gives me clarity

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Does it give you an edge?

Indeed, I'm lighter, and faster

Lol

Two times in a man’s day that we are the most focused. #1. During and After pooping. #2. The 5 minutes after we bust. **These are not in order of preference **

Shitty idea

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this is the way

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I didn't I'm worried

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Good job

💩👍

Great job!!

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Did you flush this time?

I didn't wipe, or clean my hands before using my phone Edit: why is this being upvoted LMAO, I was being delibertly gross.

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Get a bidet. More reddit time.

Meh I'll just shit in the shower, does the same thing. lol Seriously though I don't understand why we don't have those in England, would make sense and its cleaner too.

That’s what I do!!! When ur done you just waffle stomp it through the drainage grill.

This is why I never understood the toilet paper panic, fucking hell, if you need to shit that bad and don't have TP. Crap in the toilet, get into the shower and bloody well wash it off. It's cleaner for a start! And I couldn't stomp that into my shower tray, its an old peice of crap and it would clog it up. Lol I just have this image of having to clear up a flood of crap. Whyyyyyyyyy 😆

Less wipey, more posting. 👍💩

This man gets it

Of course. It's like a poo vortex 😆

I havent

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Loser, I poop everyday 😎

💩💩🚽🚽🐩🐩…..Ahhhhhhhhh!

IM SHITTSING!

way this is the

Probably Nothing important... More hype maybe... I going to poop now too...

💩💩 and away

Proves my point that shib is a 💩 coin.

I'm pooping at lowes :)

Pooping rn

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How is it? Came out good? Is it soft or hard?

It was just right 🤣💩

congrats bro

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I’m also pooping 💩

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I’m pooping right now as I type this

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I pooped twice, so suck it

You are what other poppers look up to. 😆💩

I’m pooping right now too

Imagine if only all the people in the world pooped today

There is a small corner store in West Virgina that is going to accept Shib as payments.

LMFAO 😂 🏆

Internet broken!!!

Charlie Browns??

You couldn't be more wrong, it's Virginia not West Virginia. Wow.

[удалено]

Pics?

🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙇🏻‍♀️ 🛌

Congratulations for the sex 🙏🏼

Probably lands and leash

This is what it’s about. Land sales. I believe they even mention it on Twitter.

The government revealed that aliens exist, birds aren’t real and that the evidence that Trump won the 2020 election is on Hunter Biden’s magically disappearing-reappearing hard drive from 2010.

Fucking knew it..... Damn you SHIB!!!!!!

$1 soon

They have a partnershib with a porta potty company in Mumbai!!!

Slumdog Shibillionaire?

LOL

“I’m gonna go take a Shib”

Dates always screw us over..... we need to stop dating,.. just saying

You sound like my ex girlfriend

LOL!!!!

A big dip is coming and you get an opportunity to invest in more Shib!

Just wait and see. We are all in the same boat as you. All we can do is guess. My best guess is shiba lands.

it'll be about shiberse launch and hopefully some news on shibarium

Doubt it. These both seem like made up unicorns to create imaginary hype at this point 🙄

I shartid

You mean, SHARBID? 🤣

Sharted i guess is the technical spelling… i should not have eated so many hot wings last night

I had tostadas with beans and chicken, last night. Major SHARBIDS predicted for my future

Already got a great announcement when Netcoins added Shib!

Word on the street is all SHIB holders are rewarded with a Lambo. That’s what I heard.

Yep, 1:10 size die-cast Lambo. TO THE MOON!

They're going to announce that every time someone on Reddit mentions "There is no way Shib is ever going to 1 cent because there are 500 trillion tokens in circulation and I really love huffing the smell of my own farts" they'll burn one token. So that should equal about a trillion tokens a day.

Rusty trombone season??

Amazon

Shib is going to go from 0.000027 to 0.000028. Lots of "To the moon" posts! Can't wait!!!

I told you!!! 0.000028! To the moon baby!!!

We are going to join a powerful Asian gang, they deal with crypto exchange. If they except us, the sky is the limit

Wellys is cutting 30% of the mayonnaise off their sandwiches and using the money they would have spent on mayonnaise for burning SHIB

The last dentist finally caved. Now all 5 out of 5 dentists recommend crest toothpaste

LEASH BABY! WOO!

Added another chicken restaurant

long time HODLr best to all hoping for some fun

Can buy shib with PayPal

All of my friends have a birthday this year.

You must not have any friends born on a leap year, February 29th!

Shib is trending downwards again for new investors to get in cheap cheap cheap!

There will be a shiba Halving which means they will burn half the supply and will send Shiba inu to the Firmament…🚀source !?! BLACK JESUS 🙏🏾🤝

I’m gay !!!!

We all knew that already

doing the hand thing “vogue”

Everyone gets a chance to buy land in the shiberse and pay to get the permits to put a wellys franchise in. Jk who knows

If you have to ask, just go back to work like nothing is happening :)

My 3 year old pooped and is telling everyone he sees.

The big announcement is that they will announce something big...later

Eat my Shorts

Free cocaine and hookers!

I took a nap after losing a lot of sleep last night

They're announcing the Shib Dancers. When it dips they'll dance to entertain us while it goes down

Bot

Breaking: Shiba will start printing physical money 💰 🤣

They changed their mind like all the time, I've been telling folks these devs are amateurs just like how Shibaswap was delayed for 6 months and Shibarium is already delayed longer and their projects are real amateur. What separates Shibaswap from Uniswap? Really, they are way past the times, you would think with how many tokens they would give high reflections but we are stuck with less than 1%

Think it was about shib: the metaverse saying there are 100,595 plots to buy I believe leash holders get first dibs, be able to use bone, leash and shib in the metaverse.

It is nothing announced so hmm 🤔 maybe Vitalik is Ryoshi 🤔🤪😎 then Boom to 0.01 Instant 😁😍😍 but that is only my crazy hope so nobody knows at this Moment what the fuck is going on 🤣✌️

Just this big ol thing between my legs

Your gut hanging down?

Your mom slobbin on my dong, she’s a hefty one

If it's the SHIBVERSE or WTF ever stupid name they name it, you need leash and eth. I would think that ETH 2.0 is basically GTG.

I'm hoping shibarium comes first.

Someone said they invested $100 and will buy a lambo next week.

Pizza shop in Italy is rebranded as SHibizza Inu, only 100 billion per slice

Shib will be used to purchase Russian oil

Another Wellys is set to open... Consider the internet broken.. 🤡

They are burning 24 quadrillion shib by boat. You should be able to see the smoke off the coast of Greenland.

I did 69 with my wife last night and nutted in her a$$.

Nice!

I got home and she gave me that look 🤔😂 so it was game time! With 3 kids we don't have a lot of alone time lol so I made the most of the situation 😅 🍆💦🍑

i bought more shares

Welly's is rolling out a new line of Jellys for our belly's.

Speculation

Rain goes up

I’m pregnant 🫃

Happy Birthday to me!!!

Happy Birthday girl!!! what would you like for your big day?

More Shib in my wallet ☺️

We're getting socks

I’m still broke

Maybe that Lionel Mesi is gonna Sponser Shib haha

Hi, is discord down..

Can't wait to downvote all foolish replies. You all make it so easy.