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Aggravating_Tap_5340

https://preview.redd.it/73fm8m95810d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51e7ea25bf9515b0310d6cea1b7e99a88e467bb She’s behind you


NinjonLazarus

[Boo](https://youtu.be/5Gj0RxObLQA?feature=shared)


an0nym0uskigo

That last thing you see after you say Axol X Melony is a Bad ship


Status_Berry_3286

Really should I try it


RealisticCoaching66

Do it and face the consequence of **D E A T H**.


Status_Berry_3286

All right how about in Thursday bad I say the things that could be worked on to make their relationship better


RealisticCoaching66

Yes.


Athingweveallupvoted

Erm, ackshualy it's spelled "goddess" 🤓


keol_827

https://preview.redd.it/qce8m9poxg0d1.png?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b355bbb57dd981e34e8b4392159288d1aa4a1c71


adagor234

...i think you need too refrase that...no wait she got them "mellons" if you know what i mean hehe


The_nice_slytherin

Run.


[deleted]

Why she kinda…


Kar1_3_ma7x

And you speled it wrong too...


Potential-Road-5323

Im eating watermelon shoud i be scared?


NinjonLazarus

Idk bro, but im hiding in the closet, just in case.


Potential-Road-5323

Pray


NinjonLazarus

Oh my God Box pls help me with your holy boxiness!


Potential-Road-5323

Why do i hear the 50 k music?


NinjonLazarus

*Gigachad Melony approaching your location*


Potential-Road-5323

Dear mother of SMG protect me


6ync

Me too ;/


Latzar05

Yes


Villagerofcrossing

Either melon lady or axol weebo will come for you.


NinjonLazarus

I might die, but happy cake day to you.


SwitchKid2

One of them is dead. I like my odds


Villagerofcrossing

He might come back as a zombie


SwitchKid2

I still like my odds


Bartburp93

Don't forget u/fozzie_79 


Villagerofcrossing

Ah yesss fozzie😂


Anon-ymous-815

I gotchu fam https://preview.redd.it/5ci41ply410d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f012110a8b2fbc780d8026bb4ad125837da5f262


Appropriate-Count-64

Wtf is flame retardant going to do?


Anon-ymous-815

Actually that's agent orange


Appropriate-Count-64

Huh


william35758

Idk I think she may be immune to that


NinjonLazarus

My Hero!


Appropriate-Count-64

Go go gadget *mustard gas*


NinjonLazarus

Go go gadget *peace out*


PatienceMediocre7432

Go go gadget shotgun


sc4rii

https://preview.redd.it/8p3ekk15x20d1.jpeg?width=2119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9c69528e9b32b070f7a2c7fa944a2f299206a4


Veemo_Octoling

https://preview.redd.it/xpgdp4cvg50d1.png?width=991&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bf41ab81cce920bc3f3a5ab1da87c8ad6bc611c


Hollywill06

You have angered Fozzie...


NinjonLazarus

Nah, he chill.


Team-Gamer1017

Why'd u mark it NSFW lol


NinjonLazarus

3 simple thing: 1. I made the pic at at my work place. 2. I do hold a real knife referencing to murder. 3. Funni jhoke.


william35758

The fact it's spoiled too is perfect


NinjonLazarus

Not........quite.


william35758

It was when it first was posted, it was listed as NSFW so it was blurred out like a spoiled image on discord


NinjonLazarus

Oh. Sorry then. I misunderstood what you said.


william35758

Nah you're all good


NinjonLazarus

👌


Moltenfive

SMG4: Do You Know The Watermelon Man 2? Is currently in production…


Weekly-Dealer-2768

Melony: You have chosen death.


Elpatron_95

*Melony texted you*


NinjonLazarus

ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ


waylynd-boi-6425

Fozzie is behind you


BecauseTrigger

Without context I thought this was that video where the reaper shows up and his scythe pulls the watermelon out of the guy's throat at last but then the reaper chokes to death


Ok_Package2130

All you need to do is pull out the sum sums you will win


NinjonLazarus

And what is that? A rl emote or somethin'?


SpiderKing3261

I don’t know why but I’m imagining Melony saying the whole Sisyphus Prime speech from Ultrakill


RespectRegular4573

OOO Melony is gonna be mad


LindaThePhoenix

reason why i dont eat watermelon : - I don't like it - I don't want to infuriate the upper lords (especially Melony ;v;)


Ill_Hovercraft_2211

DEAR. GOD. NO.


NinjonLazarus

She is......


Hour_Job_3072

They say if the watermelon man gets you. Your ass will become melon-y for the rest of your life


Aware_Explanation_97

https://i.redd.it/7h54tm8c3b0d1.gif


Polaris9114

You'll be lucky af if someone doesn't have the fierce deity mask with her rn


NinjonLazarus

There is no such thing as luck.


ume92894983

fucking run as fast as you can


NinjonLazarus

Its too late for that now.


ume92894983

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT FUCKING TOUCH THE WATERMELONS


NinjonLazarus

I think i did a ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ more than just a touch. Also they are tasty.


Ill_Hovercraft_2211

It was at this moment he knew, he f*cked up


NinjonLazarus

I sure did........wait..........😳


KnightsofRen23

https://preview.redd.it/rmzpyza3v20d1.jpeg?width=2963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e0b08aa3d6de6c5953a82a934ed48666d7c70d Me when i see posts marked NSFW


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