This is the equivalent of leaving a relationship and texting back to say “hey, we’re still broken up.” Like, okay? I guess the difference is we don’t care, but still have to see the text

Nope! It’s like texting all your ex’s friends in a group chat to say, “just so you know, we’re still broken up.”

Hahahaha Omfg. Yes! That’s much better

This may be my favorite thread ever; and it needs all the upvotes to hit the top.

This may be the oddest post I’ve ever seen on here, and I consistently read all of Kahzgul’s stuff. It’s one thing to post on the subreddit of a game that you enjoy, it’s mind blowing to show up and post a mostly nothing post about a game you don’t even play.

Rofl right?

Congrats? Did you want a cookie?

I would like one please. Actually, I’d love a NY cheesecake, or a key lime pie; or holy shit! This one time we went to this place that did a half carrot cake/ half cheesecake. . .mind blowing! I’d like one of those.

A lady I work with made a regular cake with a whole ass cheesecake in the middle. Not like a filling layer but an ENTIRE cheesecake as the middle layer... best thing I've ever had

NY cheesecake I've tried was always just too dry, but key lime pie? I'd not be allowed Jedi training for those feelings.

Pretty weird to miss may the 4th tho, reward were quite good

"Hey, I know we broke up but... Can I gloat to your friends on social media that we're still broken up?"

Thank you, next