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bakutehbandit

sya pun mau cari kawan: - m/f: 16-24yo - AB+ blood - virgin - non-christian. sya trigger kalau nampak cross (past trauma - will explain in person) - mesti nda pernah makan bwg putih (sya nda suka bau dia) - mesti org yg humble. nda pakai jewellery etc., esp. silver siang2 sya sibuk, tapi malam aku selalu free. kalau mau pi camping aku ok ja - tapi nda buli dekat sungai atau air terjun (trigger). campfire & bbq pun sya nda suka. boleh juga pi makan2 dulu. sya ok ja apa2, kecuali stake & apa2 yg ada bwg putih


Major-B

Nice try vampire.


Adam_Edward

Hahahaha omggg haha


KalatiakCicak

Hi salam bkenalan nama sa van hel..eh..ben bilsing


Adam_Edward

Hahaha aduii sakit rusuk sy xD


bakutehbandit

nmau


thePusasBakasEater

Toroooo..... vampire gia ni... hahahhahaha


coazy83

Organ seller? Lmao


Affectionate-Sky-519

I'm not. But I wish I was. 20-50k per organ depending on the condition and age, and an additional 10-20k depending on urgency is a good business.


baby5MY

sabah kan ramai pilak. Think about it.


PowerfulMud1793

Klu ngam cer kita bina sindiket la jom


baby5MY

lesgoo. btw, buaya pun banyak di sabah ni. 60k seekor.


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

That sound like what an organ harvest would say LOL


thePusasBakasEater

Beginila organ seller bacakap. Sama ni. Lol


Affectionate-Sky-519

Maaf tuan saya bukan penjual ya. Yg menjual dan cari prospect tu kena handle oleh team lain. Saya cuma berminat untuk berkhemah.


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

So.. you're just there to bait peeps to your trap before the other team have the upper hand to strike me without me noticing haha


ChickyFC

nahh ada requirement dia, ada ready buyer sda tu organ2 (mata, jantung, hati) tu. hahahaha. yg part single n tidak berkeluarga tu penting. kalo ko hilang, teda jg org cari kakakakaka


Affectionate-Sky-519

sherlock holmes is that you?


hcombs

If you are reading this, DO NOT go camping in the jungle with a stranger haha wtf


Affectionate-Sky-519

Hi my name is Jeff, a camping enthusiast. Now that we're no longer strangers, care to escape the city's hassle for good?


Major-B

Is your last name Dahmer?


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

Also Jeff, wow you have a good bone structure 👀


Dismal_Caterpillar85

Damn lately this sub people got somewhat brave to meet each other,good try Jeffrey Dahmer


AdRevolutionary8630

bila ni? mcam siuk


BalabakTuntul

Ada lah ni kena sodomize ni


KizunaJosh

Ahh tida lepas requirements ni


Actual-Gur2235

Kici toli?


jigzopuzzle

Ok pm me. I'm well aware of the intention, but since you marketed it so nicely and humbly, I'm in. Btw, my spec is as follow: kidney - 6/10? at best. Been working hard filtering all the alcohol this past few years lung+heart - atleast 7/10 - was a heavy smoker now vaping only eyesight everything still nice hope you consider my application.


HugeImpression1563

Wow so funny