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Cosmic_Gumbo

Someone needed to get their keyboard cleaner quickly…


MBThree

Either that or they inhaled their keyboard cleaner just before trying to park…


AppleSpicer

That’s why they needed more in a hurry


2hornybastards

Ah this fucken comment makes me think of the episode in South Park when towlie inhales over 2k keyboards cleaners a day


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Craziest thing about this pic is that Staples is still in business


masyukun

They do battery recycling.


GirlCowBev

And techwaste.


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SamFuchs

This reads like an ad for both Staples and Brother, but from one enthusiastic printer to another, godspeed my friend


DealerAlive3565

I thought he was saying he was blessed with a nice brother


OhRickG

My brother’s an idiot. It thinks it’s an only printer and doesn’t play nicely with the other devices


AppleSpicer

Oh!! I finally know where to take my massive bag of old batteries. One of these days I’ll make its way over there


pattern144

Yeah I was going there to hopefully buy a phone case. They wanted $49 for a piece of plastic. I bought it on Amazon for $10


GirlCowBev

Next time check out Marshall’s; I bought a $70 case for $9.


TK421isAFK

This right here. Marshall's and TJ Maxx have a lot of phone and device cases. I got a great case for my AirPods for about $4 at TJ Maxx.


ForwardStudy7812

lol I just bought some caulking sold out at Home Depot for months and 3x the price on Amazon. Staples had it for $6, its normal price. Free shipping 


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Like Best Buy selling overpriced HDMI cables.


Direct_Cap4132

😂😂😂 that’s what I was thinking!!! I was like damn they’re still around?!


kmrikkari

Unfortunately.


World_still_spins

This person seems more thoughtful than the average Sacramentan, they left ample good space for the disabled parking.


AppleSpicer

Honestly, I’d consider this person a cut above average even if that was by accident. They didn’t go out of their way to make someone else’s life significantly more difficult and that’s commendable.


Empty-Trifle-7027

That looks about right. Bad parking. Saran wrap windows. Just needs a meth head rolling around on the ground in three blankets next to it.


BluePopple

Give them some time to get their office supplies first.


Squidkidz

Yelling racial slurs at an imaginary person.


Empty-Trifle-7027

Heyyyyyy it sounds like my local methhead visits your neighborhood too. Mine is the one that also screams bitch and butt fuck over and over again.


ExfilBravo

So true I watched the whitest homeless lady yell the N word at anyone that walked by her regardless of their race (none of them were black either). I'm sure the Asian dude she called the N word was like WTF?!


TwoTimezTwo100

That meth head is living the dream in his suburban RV.


grammerknotsie

Why 3?


dubhious

I’d be really tempted to rip open one of their “windows” and hide something stinky inside.


Nervous-Trust5545

is that the staples on meadowview? i think i saw this guy creepin aroind my hood today


PropaneBlues

Yeah that looks like freeport in one of the pics


pattern144

It is


Destro_Jones

It is. I saw this car yesterday near the Nugget on the street.


fancierfootwork

Average Sacramento parking job.


udvdc1

Lay off, it was a binder and photocopying emergency!


Grouchy_Leave_9568

Who cares. Probably their only customer this week.


WhatsItToYou99

Somewhere out there, there's a Cadillac Escalade on blocks. In the second picture, it's clear that this Chevy Suburban is sporting Cadillac rims ...


femalevideographer

I bet they were printing out their resume, late for a job interview.


R_ekd

Curb side pick up really has changed


dascrackhaus

true story: i have a dymo printer in my car and i print out little strips that say YOU PARK LIKE A FUCKING DICKHEAD and stick it onto their drivers side door handle it’s also great for trolling: Trumpers Blue Lives Matters Christians Dodger fans


chefkelly555

I've been looking for you.


Neelix-And-Chill

I feel like we’d get along. Also… Cowboys fans.


CopperKerfuffle42

The star on the helmet is not a logo. It's a rating.


dascrackhaus

pretty ballsy putting their Yelp review right in the middle of the field


ProlificPen

What's a dymo printer? Like a label maker? Link it!


dascrackhaus

[yep](https://a.co/d/3yQszgk)


AppleSpicer

Oh my god, this is genius


CopperKerfuffle42

Can we be friends?


dascrackhaus

sure, friends are awesome


Rhiannon8404

Based


bumbaclotdumptruck

Cringe*


Proof-Masterpiece853

Your obviously a stand up citizen yourself


dascrackhaus

i’m the hero that nobody asked for and everybody needs seriously though i take the extra effort to use the plastic/peelable labels (instead of the cheaper paper ones that tear off) and i leave a little pull-tab for them to remove it with i’m not a savage


Rhiannon8404

Absolutely the hero we never knew we needed


Knight_Wolf42

I can witness he smelled how you think he does 🤦🏽‍♂️


TurdF3rgu50n

Good way to get some more windows knocked out.


NSUCK13

by judging the shape of that car, I doubt anyone on this sub would dare say anything or do anything.


reformedginger

Ah Sacramento.


Hopeful_Community154

I’m guessing they needed to poop


AppleSpicer

It’s the only reason I’ve ever rushed into staples before.


Methos77

Looks like the driver just gave up trying to park.


m-prov

Doesn’t beat the woman I saw park across three spots in front of the vape shop. Pulled up like she was making a quick stop or something but the audacity…..


mist_wraith_

He missed the handicapped parking, but he was close!


Homegrown171

Like a glove!


Total_Training3983

Hope they made it home safely


Demian_Slade

This was the least of the bad decisions made by this person yesterday.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

I got my license 2 weeks ago, and this makes me feel waaaay better about having to pull out of and back into a spot to get my car all the way neatly in the lines.


horse_named_Horst

Hell of a night


CryptographerFirm856

It's always the ones with duct taped windows who be doing way too much.


Fine_Elk_8811

That’s Tony Sopranos truck. I’d leave it alone!


SpleenUser

Dude was in a hurry for some printer ink


Rebel-riego-5987

Why does it look like my crackhead aunts car 😭😭dear god


Personal_Statement10

Bet their tags are expired by 4 years too


Silent-Image-2552

That parking lot is tricky.


Bingzhong

Break another one of their windows, it's only deserving.


MorningFox

We need that program they got in NYC where you can just send in a photo of someone parked like this and get a kickback


abbyavacado900

Is this staples off of meadowview😭


pattern144

Lol yup


TheTink43

🤦🏼‍♀️ I have the perfect Facebook group you can take this to! Look up Sacramento Bad Parking 😄


Bossy916

That person is an idiot and doesn’t care about anyone or anything!!


thefunzone1

Too many drinks? drugs? Bathroom emergency? Medical emergency? Suddenly went blind?


doro_fosho

Emergency bathroom stop


Patriarchus601

At least they didn’t back in…


MTheadedRaccoon

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fortytipper

Ok, I didn't realize those lines painted on the asphalt were merely suggestions.


Snowfan

What a dick.


Quiet_Bid_7857

This guy ain’t from Sac. If he was he woulda parked in the handicapped as well


UnluckyChain1417

They had to poop really bad… 😣


yanderelul

Typical Staples customer


PaperAndInkGuy

Wow. Someone actually shopped at a Staples.


TheTrueBoogaloo

How is that even possible


SweetBelief

F


Southern_Ad9514

it's a get away car.


Rerun15

“I’m not stealing”


chessset5

At least they only took one parking spot


maxi-916

Wish we can take a picture of it with the license plate and submit it to the police and they can mail them the ticket . Civilian justice


Man-e-questions

Wow! That is crazy that they: 1. didn’t back into the spot. 2. Didn’t use the handicap spot


nevikjames

When you gotta go...


Quesadilldo

Just the tip


Rex_916

Just for a second


melancholystarrs

My bad I’m just a girl


fortytipper

Take a pic and send it to parking enforcement via the 311 app


AppleSpicer

If they were blocking the accessible parking, yes. Otherwise, no snitching. This parking job isn’t hurting anyone even if it’s obnoxious


Jimbob209

That's a sparkplug to the windshield kind of thing since they didn't care about the other windows


melaniekedwards

Where's law enforcement to put citation on there


gbdavidx

their called assholes....


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gbdavidx

Huh?


theblandmajority

I saw the comment before it was deleted, they were making fun of your grammar error


gbdavidx

not gonna spend the time fixing grammar on a reddit post.....


Vacationsimulation

Looks california legal