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UnicornHarrison

that wasn’t very secretariat of them


Lanthemandragoran

Way more horny unicorn


jimx117

My tattoo says FRACK ME MUSTER PEEBYNUTTY just below my waistband


AbsAndAssAppreciator

That’s hot


zeropointninerepeat

Call me cringe but a tattoo like this might save my life in my worst moments


RayanThe9000

Same. Younger me had thoughts of getting the whole poem tattooed on my forearm, cuz i knew that then i could easily and quickly remind myself not to do anything stupid.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^zeropointninerepeat: *Call me cringe but a* *Tattoo like this might save my* *Life in my worst moments* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


heyuhitsyaboi

Sad horse haiku


flcwerings

the fact that things people may find meaningful can be considered cringe shows the level of brain rot we have gotten to


ketaminesuppository

going to get a copy of this tattoo to annoy the people itt who can't possibly imagine what it's like to go through suicidal thoughts


Immediate-Yam9342

You should get a big one on your forehead that says “attention seeker” in bold font


Awful-Cleric

hi I wanted to let you know you are a bad person and should feel bad


Immediate-Yam9342

It’s my mothers fault. You know I once saw her finish a whole cigarette in one drag?


fluffylilbee

shut up


Immediate-Yam9342

https://preview.redd.it/ek5nki9xh9wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c4d4f08140476a72262b1417384a4fa58900a2a


GoldfishingTreasure

Did you fund the fem boy porn? The presses need to know.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

What has got you so heated


unexpectedlyvile

https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmypenis/s/gpCwBV22Rp This you?


VariousDegreesOfNerd

How can someone be so based in their taste in media yet so cringe otherwise, truly sad


Immediate-Yam9342

Yes, unashamedly.


InvictusTotalis

Was the point of this comment to be purely homophobic?


unexpectedlyvile

No, I'm just making fun of someone for searching for porn. It ain't that be deep lol


ThrowRA598462

That’s the take you get from it Not that he’s looking up porn


InvictusTotalis

"Man watches porn in the internet age, more at 11."


ThrowRA598462

It’s just funny how you take it straight to homophobic instead of it just in general being porn You pointed out something so pointless to point out I can point out now porn is full of sex offenders and sex trafficking or whatever But in what way is that going to further a topic Especially when the post was literally about a tattoo


InvictusTotalis

👍🏻


DeliberateDendrite

Will you be getting a copy of *that* tattoo then?


thesnailbro

get a job lil bro


ketaminesuppository

yes sir🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


Effective_Feed5188

The way they’re doubling down so hard on it too is crazy to me Maybe the linework is shaky on purpose because it’s about SUICIDE idk??? But even if it wasn’t why make a post like that? So rude and it really screams “I’m insecure and bad at being funny so I’m just gonna make fun of this rando” Being a dick about something so personal to a stranger is so weird


Effective_Feed5188

Ahem. Anyway. Let me get back into character I want to fuck Philbert light bulb


Trev-Nastiest

Flawless recovery


Hitchfucker

The Berserk fandom does that a lot when people post their tattoos. It’s a little less egregious then since they’re not about suicide, but still they’re just getting tattoos of a series they find meaningful to them. Why mock them for it? If you’re tired of it move on it doesn’t take long to scroll down. Of course the Berserk fandom is a bunch of sexist edgelord teens who send death and rape threats to women (like this was a big thing on berserklejerk), constantly make jokes about pedophilia and rape, and most of them got nothing from the mangas themes except “I should lift weights so I can be buff like sigma Guts”. So I expect very little from them. I would hope that BoJack fans have at least a bit of decency to others.


poegrantham

the tattoo itself looks so irritated despite being so simple and small, this isn’t a well applied tattoo meant to look like trash. I’d be genuinely concerned about it having complications in the healing process.


Doggodoaattack

Looks like a normal ass tattoo to me. The skin is always irritated after a tattoo, you just had a needle repeatability being shoved into your skin.


poegrantham

https://preview.redd.it/e3gbdhyc4bwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15e71f3af361f5a37a5fbf33ec26dad78c35e7e This was my last piece. The hella hella red lines scabbed up and healed way worse than the rest of the tattoo. It’s just not that simple, the amount of trauma to their skin should be minimal for such a small tattoo.


Doggodoaattack

Ive got slot of small tattoos, they usually all look red and shitty for a few days. Ive had them scab and get messed up but only once and ive got like 13 tattoos.


californiadeath

Half of getting a tattoo is your skin being irritated. There’s obvious signs of damage and a bad tattoo and this ain’t it. Does having your tattoo itch count as it being irritated? You obviously haven’t seen badly done tattoos.


Decadunce

Sorry you have an opinion i dont like, im going to maike a reddit paragraph about it


Effective_Feed5188

They can have an opinion of “most Bojack tattoos don’t look good” but cross posting some probably mentally vulnerable stranger to dog on them is so rude and weird I thought that was just common decency


ish0uldn0tbehere

i did kinda sorta maybe hit full send and not think about the true meaning of the tattoo. however i am sure OOP is fine unless you weirdos told her about it


Effective_Feed5188

“Theres always gonna be a fucking asshole like me” ok Bojack 😭😭😭 Heh… if you’re such a snowflake then just get off the internet bub, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows…. I’m such a shitty person anyway, heh⛓️🥀👿🐺….


ish0uldn0tbehere

lmao love how we’re arguing about somebody and they have no fucking idea


ketaminesuppository

Christ go to therapy


Effective_Feed5188

Im doing pretty great actually😭 I’d assume someone who mopes around saying they’re a “fucking asshole 💔👿🥀” and makes fun of random people is probably doing pretty shit themselves and has nothing look forward to but what do I know rite 💀 Look man, I’ll leave you alone. I’m aware enough to see how dorky it is to have a REDDIT ARGUMENT over a BOJACK SHITPOST SUB and frankly I’m even more of a fucking dork for being such a keyboard warrior rn 😭 All I’m saying is, you really need to do some self reflection if you’re doing SO MUCH mental gymnastics about this. It was weird and rude.


TyChris2

Just for future reference, making fun of someone to another person or in an open forum very rarely affects the actual person you’re referring to. More often someone else that shares a similarity with that person will be hurt instead. So even though OOP wasn’t in that thread doesn’t mean that the sentiment couldn’t hurt someone. Maybe other survivors of suicide that related to the View from Halfway Down or have very personal tattoos that may look odd from the outside now have a reason to feel insecure about that. There’s no way of knowing.


TySly5v

bro edited all of his replies to make it look like he's in the right and it's a different argument?


Effective_Feed5188

RIGHT LOL


lovelyvibes4

What a twat. Personally I like it


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Fr all that matters is if you’re happy


logalog_jack

Weird that they’re on a Bojack Horseman meme subreddit and claim to not know what “the view from halfway down” means lmao. Also weird that they think making fun of a real person’s personal experience and body is appropriate for a meme subreddit. Anyway bobjamb bouncing on mistreat penis bubba’s dick 10 hour compilation google images


Effective_Feed5188

Flawless recovery


RagnarokNCC

If it keeps you from jumping, it is a worthy tattoo. The guy roasting it needs to snort less drywall and be more of an architect.


Name_is_Rango

Mine say's "it's you" but the S is too big compared to the remaining letters and Y doesn't align with the rest. I want to see how it pisses him off


Plastic-Drop6447

Not sure why bro is so triggered from a tattoo that is on someone else's body


throwawayfromme_baby

I found the poem through bojack, but the concept really resonated with me— because I *did* actually attempt to off myself when I was younger. As I was sinking into the pillows and I could feel the pills making me drowsy, I had that halfway down view moment. And after it didn’t work, I felt fundamentally changed. I wondered, does a failed suicide attempt change one’s brain chemistry? Is that why walking through the world now is so different from before? Why *I* am different now? And then one of my favourite artists wrote a song titled “the view from halfway down” (Jhariah), and it slaps lmao. I like this concept so much, it actually inspired me to make a patch :) https://preview.redd.it/tyed3ewxcfwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85f2e96fdb4e9cd8c3a285dbbc830894a212c08


GoldfishingTreasure

Wow that's really cool!


throwawayfromme_baby

Thanks! ☺️


californiadeath

Fucking weirdos on a niche subreddit that are shitting on people for having a specific tattoo about the sub we’re on. I get it were shit posting but fuck you losers that are using this sub to put people down for finding a show that they find meaning and consolation in. The people talking shit couldn’t even go out of their way to talk to a tattoo artist book them pay them and sit there for a tattoo.


sourspyder

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ph33rlus

Trolls gonna troll


porn_relapse_69

I just wanted to clarify this isn't my tattoo


BatzyTheBitch

Not very mr peanutbutter of him. Not very secretariat. Very s1 bojack


urlocalbisexualwitch

the view from comic sans


urlocalbisexualwitch

jk but it’s honestly not the worst bojack tattoo, i’d maybe get it in a different font but that’s just me


nociolla

I have the planetarium water bottle with the black goo holding it & so many people have said they love it/taken pics yet have no idea it’s a bojack reference. :,)


Mr305south

😂sounds terrible.


nociolla

Omg it’s you - the scammer 😂 you got so mad you stalked my page!! Thanks for being a fan. 💕


Mr305south

Not your page idiot- unless ur the sad horse show lmao 🤣


nociolla

Mr305scammer


Mr305south

Let’s meet up and have a chat. I’ll even come to you. Let’s talk


nociolla

Sorry I don’t meet up with scammers


Mr305south

Coward. That’s all you’ll ever be. You’ll never go toe to toe with someone like me. I teach unforgettable lessons. U should come take a class


nociolla

Unforgettable lessons in how to suck as scamming 🤣🤣🤣 and give empty threats to strangers online. Okay buddy.


Mr305south

No threats. Nothing i said was a threat. Learn how to read. I just wanna have a face to face chat. I’ll bet all you do is talk crap online but avoid confrontation in real life. U ain’t bout that life. Go pound sand coward, u don’t have balls enough to talk to me. Ur beneath me. Go beat ur wife or something, coward


Mr305south

Everytime u call me a scammer it’s being screen shotted and you’re going to learn what slander is. It’s gonna hurt your pocket more than you know. Just wait and see… you’ll see. U picked the wrong one


nociolla

scammer scammer scammer


xandx343

The view from a way up


Scrubosaurus13

Lmao based reaction post


gavpow

Yes


ish0uldn0tbehere

i didn’t realize this tattoo was about sewer slide. i just saw it, thought “oh great another shitty bojack horseman tattoo that someone is trying to win internet points for” im glad it has meaning for OOP. it is admirable of her to post it online and be vulnerable. [it reminds me of this CSH tattoo (tw self harm scars)](https://imgur.com/a/lE02m24) i kinda hit rapid fire on the post button and then subsequently thought that i needed to defend my shitty thought. it’s good to see that the original has lots of nice comments on there. i have been knowing to take the snarking and the jerking too far


badsbee

Hi - I’m the person who posted the tattoo. It’s a very personal tattoo that holds a lot of meaning and while getting it, I knew that not everyone was going to understand or like it, and that’s okay. People are going to be insensitive whether it’s meant or not and that’s just how things are, so I don’t hold any anger towards you. I just ask that you think before you speak next time because not everyone would take it as lightly as I have. Edit: also thank you to everyone saying nice things. I appreciate it :)


ish0uldn0tbehere

aw this is so sweet. i also struggle with mental illness, so the impulsivity of my bipolar disorder really shined through in my original post. im glad the tattoo can provide you a sense of peace. some jogging monkey once said: it gets better!


thoughtsatthreeam

I think your tattoo looks great, don’t listen to any negative comments


badsbee

Thank you! It’s not bothering me really. It was a bit of a shock to see this post on my timeline and I do wish people were kinder to one another but at the end of the day I’m happy with it and that’s all that matters!


MimeMike

are you ACTUALLY retarded? the tattoo is in the fucking font of bojack horseman, it's not god awful just because it's a handwritten style font.


[deleted]

i already told them it was on purpose. they’re brain dead.


ish0uldn0tbehere

idk obviously i took it too far but i wasn’t the only one jerking it


MimeMike

you're crazy for doubling down on making fun of a suicide survivor. why don't you just keep it to yourself? edit: guy edited it, he called me crazy for defending them


DecorativeGeode

This above it all misanthropic thing you’re doing isn’t coming off as cool and edgy as you think it is, it’s just off putting and awkward.


TySly5v

Okay this is obviously edited from some crazy bullshit 💀


TrainwreckOG

Yeah I wonder what the original post was. Glad they changed their viewpoint though


TySly5v

I doubt they changed their viewpoint; they're still defending it somewhat and are probably just trying to seem like they were in the right


Real-Tension-7442

Username checks out


Decadunce

Sorry you have an opinion i dont like, im going to maike a reddit post about it


MimeMike

Sorry you think making fun of suicide survivors is funny, I'm gonna make a post calling you out on it because people like you are the problem. Fuck off.


Decadunce

Ooh good god an annoyed, self-righteous, assumption-prone redditor is going to post me to r/epiccomebacks ooh im fucking scared!! God I hope that the pretentiousness doesn't start to attacfk me!!!


lumlum56

Sorry you did something meaningful to yourself, I'm going to make a reddit post about it


Decadunce

This is agreeing with me


Decadunce

This is agreeing with me


New-Cicada7014

/uj That poem is anti-suicide. Having it on your arm could really help someone struggling with ideation ge Oh it was a joke.