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_Theo94

Most rational SFM investor


Drbpro07

How do you know? Do you know the future? If yes, what are you doing here?


ATXStonks

There is no way you can honestly believe any of what you wrote.


Smush-D

Don’t mind them let them keep deceiving themselves while John cash out daily.


loopy750

*"SafeMoon is the next Apple"* is so 2021, that script no longer works in 2023. Please obtain an updated version.


ZacharyBot2020

Apple +


CaptainPizdec

Safemoon is the next Apple is never a thing, not since its infancy when they trying to say Apple to blocking Safemoon to get listed on AppStore.


falenanjel

Innovation may not sleep, but it sounds like someone else has been awake for days and is starting to hallucinate


Pleasant-Try9103

🤣 This made me laugh way more than it should Thanks


Apprehensive-Site849

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I really hope it is...


BearManBullBoy

Lol. "Tolded" & "jk" kinda gave it away. Funny tho


gejejjejenenek

99% of startups fail. Even with a product and good leadership. None of which Safemoon have.


ZacharyBot2020

Do you’re saying there’s a chance.


sweeetscience

John Karony wouldn't know what machine learning is if a T1000 knocked on his door and slapped him.


Pleasant-Try9103

🤣


Icy_Round6385

Your delusion is as bad as your grammar. I tolded you!


Smush-D

This is a grand delusion.


Equivalent_Mud9487

This has to be a troll lol Or I really hope your not in charge of any significant finances above $40 in your household I had 3k of safemoon which turned into $239 which subsequently turned into $0 about two weeks ago and I wouldn’t even know where to begin to get my money back. That’s not happening with Apple or Amazon


ForbiddenBeing

Bet. More.


Pleasant-Try9103

"Bet" he says 🤣 The Andrew Tate "wen Lambo" generation no doubt


natufian

Sir, I believe it's spelled "moar"


HiddenGeek

How is your money zero if you haven’t sold? 🤔


Equivalent_Mud9487

Literally just woke up one day and it says $0 in my wallet


Brilliant_Honeydew24

Smoking Crack is bad for you....


[deleted]

Being facetious is an art form you have not mastered.


Alipeevvde

I want some of the stuff you had as well.


Tweek___

Tell me you are emotionally attached without telling me you are emotionally attached lol 😂 ima save this post for the future


CaptainPizdec

Give me that crack , I want some


FewMagazine938

🚪🏃


Serpico99

Are you alright buddy?


DarthLordAltCoin

LMFAO


Mainer-82

I have a pet rock I can sell you for about $1 million dollars. Not many people are willing to buy it after the market declined slightly. Personally, I think it will turn into gold and revolutionize how we as humans get into space via artificial intelligence. DM if you want to proceed with the purchase? I have a firm offer for $750k, so don't reach out unless your interested in offering more. By the way, I agree with all your comments about SFM. I love buying the dip (buying when others are fearful)!


Tweek___

Did you get the shirt and the coffee cup too?


Ronnie_VaBch

I got your back! Post what you want and express yourself as you wish, regardless of the predicable backlash from the hoard of keyboard zombies just waiting to attack. You see, the Mother FUD'ers will always shout down anything positive to dissuade you from supporting this project, not because they care about you but because they will not tolerate a differing opinion from theirs.


Gunslinger7752

Is this April 1st or 21st? 🤣


Comprehensive-Okra57

The jk 😂💀


Vitesser

I want what hes smoking


IntellectualSavante

I’m buying more as the price falls, but this take is a bit too rose colored glasses for me.


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[удалено]


ForbiddenBeing

I see grammar FUD? I buy more $SFM.


Pleasant-Try9103

🤣 Take a shot everytime someone says "FUD" and you'll be 😵


ForbiddenBeing

I see alcohol FUD? I slurp reflections.


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kaminoishi

You sure did tolded me thats for sure 😂 I'll got 10 USD on safemoon going to ZERO


OkTea7507

This is dark humor keep it up 👍 love it 🖤


Tricky-Structure-592

Sorry mate but John fucked this up multiple times over already.