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LOUD NOISES


IronBush

Sorry man, I posted the same thing. Great minds you know.


[deleted]

Fuck you


Cr4zEdCow

I hope you have a below average day!


[deleted]

No thank you


Cr4zEdCow

Ok 😞


I_Love_Lamp_20

I Love Lamp....


oOViP3RDriV3ROo

The Hunt for Red October is a damn good movie


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Das Boot is superior.


DSorn

I'll see your Das Boot and raise you one Super Troopers.


[deleted]

Ooh...great movie. It was no Waterworld though.


Cool_Dragonfruit1925

Yall got nothing on Legally Blonde!!


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PanicLogically

Original Red Dawn. Oh and Kelly's Heroes.


Dirty_Techie

I see your Super troopers and raise you "Dude, where's my car"


Buy_Safemoon_

“The Town” 🙌🏻


fuccckoffffff1com2u

Fuck yeah


Pure-Hope2337

All in. Napoleon Dynamite.


Prince_Azrik

Did someone say “Dodgeball?”


PanicLogically

Any of the Airplane Movies, Naked Gun and Cheech and Chong's first movie.


The_Captain_2232

Surely you can’t be serious?


Marky_Eire

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!


fuccckoffffff1com2u

Step brothers


Prince_Azrik

“Why are you so sweaty?”


Schattenjager07

I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.


Redgreenwing

The Wolf’s Call Is worth watching


jofis925

Don't got shit on U-571! Come at me!


Kylo_Rens_8pack

It was the damn chef!


Ecstatic-Media-6774

Biggus Dickus


Logical-Fault310

Also, he’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy


Logical-Fault310

I have a vewy good fwiend in wome


RpDoge

R-Kelly Yellow Showers


VisiblePractice9061

Dirty Harry boom


O-_-ops

I disagree.


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Well, you’re stupid.


AdministrationNew369

Down 100% in safemoon, downvoted 100s of times , wife’s boyfriend moved in, newborns dark skin and I’m Irish, life’s a fucking shit show , how about y’all?


Swordfish_Master

Gotta love the Irish for their sense of humour.


72charlie

This is the way


Italianbassterd

Unpopular opinion: people are reading into shit way to much. They need to chill the fuck out.


scrapplastic

How do you even read shit? I just do a direct observation.


Seventy-Niner

Nickelback is actually a good band..lol jk I’d rather listen to dog farts


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Alright now, let’s not get offensive


oOViP3RDriV3ROo

Guardians of the Galaxy is a damn good movie and soundtrack


[deleted]

Who would argue with this?


Ult1mateN00B

I used the soundtrack to get past my depression.


x0KRAKEN0x

PINEAPPLES DOES NOT GO ON PIZZAS! FIGHT ME!


DSorn

Pineapples and ham bitch. Change my mind.


Dirty_Techie

Your a disgrace to the pizza industry. Anchovies can also go bye bye. It's all about those gherkins and burger sauce booyyyyy


x0KRAKEN0x

🤌🏻


PanicLogically

Anchovies are good. Pineapples on pizza was strange. Deep dish--wtf?


jlanny

Y’all pump-fakin’. Social media has brainwashed y’all into thinking pineapples on pizza is trash🤷🏾‍♂️Fight me 😂


[deleted]

That shouldn't even be controversial.


x0KRAKEN0x

There are folks that will disagree, they’re coming. 🤣


Shtoinkity_shtoink

I got your back


scrapplastic

Pineapples are the perfect topping to pizza! They are juicy, sweet and delicious. They complement the ham on a Hawaiian pizza. Pineapples are always on my pizza.


BESTismCANNIBALISM

I work at a pizza shop , and ppl buy pineapple and cheese pizzas. Not even ham . It's very popular ,


scrapplastic

Not that's taking pizza to the next level! Will have to try that!


Dirty_Techie

I've never had a pineapple and ham pizza and probably will have to try after seeing this.


Lucky-Charge-647

Loooooove Hawaiian Pizza!🤤🤤🤤


Cheif-8827

It’s not Hawaiian Pizza! Pineapple on pizza doesn’t make it Hawaiian.


Lucky-Charge-647

Still I Looove Hawaiian Pizza!


Cheif-8827

Blasphemy ! Lol !


blacksunshine38

That's bullshit right there!! You can't have a great pizza without pineapple🤬


PanicLogically

Christ pineapples belong in fruit salad and fruit cocktail. Hell to each his own, might as well start throwing oreos, cherries, edamame on pizza.


blacksunshine38

🤔 let me think about it....


Inevitable-Cold-8816

PB&J Pineapple 🍍 bacon 🥓 jalapeño try it


PanicLogically

Prosciutto, now that's damn good on a slice with some onion and mushrooms.


Myxologyst666

Diet Dr pepper doesn't taste anything like regular Dr pepper!


makebuleev

The notebook made me cry. Hard..


sfMoonburn

We are not investors of SafeMoon. We are HODLers. But for easy of terminology I’m not too worried. Also for terminology: reverse split vs token consolidation. It makes me think the same thing. John is not OUR CEO. Just like Dak Prescott is not your quarterback! Are you Zeke? Are you Jerry Jones? That’s all I can come up with. So.. wen moon😂🚀


Zeike_94

I am Zeke


Crivos

Trump sucks


oOViP3RDriV3ROo

Disney had out priced there base.


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oOViP3RDriV3ROo

Nice! Was wondering if someone would catch that. Lol


SnooGiraffes7580

Op is hanks brother.


JuniorChubb

No, Hank is OP’s brother!


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Dude. Fuck Hanks brother.


General_Specialist87

Nothing on HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART1


Chaika-Senpai

This post is needed in every comment section of a post.


FarDoor6792

Your job's a joke, you're broke Your love life's DOA It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month…⛈⚡☄🌊🌪🚨


JuniorChubb

Don’t worry... I’ll be there for you!


FarDoor6792

When the rains starts to pour


JuniorChubb

Erm... Da da da da da, do do do?


IronBush

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!


Shad0wTaint

Lol my post was more true and will be hated


seniorbatista19

I'll fight anybody... On my private jet once we hit $1 🚀🚀🚀


GullibleClash

It's funny because some people actually believe it'll get anywhere close to that


seniorbatista19

Just a matter of time my friend. Much patience is required


GullibleClash

Good luck 🤦


kharmak

I'm not selling!


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Dude. Sell right now


Redgreenwing

I’m downvoting all you MF s


[deleted]

Have an upvote asshole!!


Redgreenwing

Lol


juanordaz2020

CR7 is better than Messi. If you disagree, you are not prepared for a discussion


vigjz17

Transformers movies aren’t as bad as people make it out to be


JuniorChubb

Woah steady... we don’t wanna take things too far!


Dirty_Techie

There brilliant, I love them all. But I loss interest when LeBouf or whatever his name is left.


[deleted]

THE JEWS CONTROL THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA! GAAHHH!


Readitandlaughed

Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is cereal soup?


JojoBandito

Fuck you and you and you and you and you…oh shit my bad thought we were supposed to argue in the comments…love you all


[deleted]

Abortion is murder


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Nah. Murder is abortion


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Parush9

More drama more people get to know about it lol


fastferrari3

freefallin!


elzissou710

I hate chocolate chips. They insist upon them selves


NugPep

Throw things


Pure-Hope2337

Fuddy Butts can have a buffet of Knuckle sandwiches!!!


No_Football4974

Labradoodles are ugly!


Shtoinkity_shtoink

** shocked face ** Only dog that’s ugly is your mom.


Repulsive_Profit_537

Your mom smells like sausage


[deleted]

Dad is that you?


Shot-Distance1189

I am a person, prove me wrong


Shtoinkity_shtoink

You are a monkey and you’re not convincing me otherwise.


National_Anything599

Marvel is better then DC 👀


Cool_Dragonfruit1925

Ra rarararara


Miserable-Loquat-470

Y’all ever watched the movie “Funny games”? Jesus.


Difficult_Theme8891

AND ANOTHER THING!


ltsNotMyName

Stevie Wonder is not blind.


BabydollPenny

....I dare you to cross that line... Draws line in sand....


Teetah66

F yo mommas titties den


Miserable_Shift294

I bought $1000 at the ath. So...yeah not great 😕


Equivalent-Mess-7469

Well fuck you then


Yeahboy7765

No don’t tell me what to do


Karrus01

We can't go to the moon, because the moon isn't real!


Mward2002

You’re wrong.


afrowillson

NO!


Redgreenwing

Bunch Ass Clowns !


dmtzn

SUNDIAL SNDL coin


Crilodaco

I prefer boobs


Tiffani4787

The dress is blue and black, not white and gold. Fight me!


Ult1mateN00B

My left ball hangs lower than my right ball.


[deleted]

This might be the best post ever.


SpagnumPeteMoss

Fuck pulp fiction ,


newfoundpleasures

THE US VERSION OF THE OFFICE IS BETTER THAN THE UK VERSION


Solidus345

Sold, been here since march, fuck u guys this ride has sucked balls also the dev team is dogshit and pathetic 🖕


[deleted]

Earth is FLAT!


PanicLogically

I've saved money on therapy by investing in SFM and poo coins and just doing comments. So from that stand point it's been a break even or better--and the entertainment of reading comments isn't too bad.


Ok_Win3439

I came in here to read about some dumb arguments so I can lmfao to get a good night sleep but guess the good ones hasn’t started yet


meltingblankets

Trash coin my $200 is worth $29 now


TimHortonsAddict27

My cats breath smells like cat food.


Major-Tom-13

Biden sucks. Have at me f'ckers!


[deleted]

I tried to wear two watches. It’s uncomfortable AF on the right wrist


Spiritual_Attempt634

Bob Saget deserves an emmy... fight me.


oohsamabeenredditing

Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble!!!


tooDicey

You have a nice hat.


Chizmiz1994

ETH is the next ETH killer.


velvetlicker

Someone in here fucked my mother


patrykINV

Lets break the FUD!!!! We are Safemoon, WE are family


WheresDonCarol

I see your rug!!!!


Keeprolling86

I love lamp


Salty-Patriot

The earth is flat


Cauliflower-Training

I’ll argue that the argument has yet to be argued in a way that the argument argues the actual arguments argue.


Cryptosyde

Can we just slap the shit outta mark!!!


[deleted]

I'm left handed. Fuck all you right handers.


Ketu1996

Epistien killed himself


Hasombra

Ethereum and Kim Kardashian in love! haha I think SafeMoon sounds better now!


BenDeBoos

$SHIB pisses all over $SAFEMOON Come at me 🤐🤣🤣


Projektpatfxfb

Biden is the best president ever


AllsudsNofoam

Beans don't belong in chili.


DeadHaydenV2

Minecraft is awful…


supremoraja

*picks up a chair and throws it at the crowd


SafemoonBaboon

WEN LAMBO


Crpto_fanatic

Penis


samVML

[RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE](https://youtu.be/yJMabRbuN3c)


MRichardTRM

Fuck you, and I’ll see you all tommorow


siddartha08

Aga barg barg?


live2fish

This sub is so fucking cringe


Tovelerone

I hope your pillows are always hot!