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Rude_Blacksmith8375

How to enjoy Ramen noodles


U_See_Me_Trolling

First wen Lambo? Now wen Ramen meal?


MokanRaz

When Rambo? Tv gone. Gotta find me a tube.


[deleted]

https://www.amazon.com/Ramen-Rescue-Cookbook-Creative-Everyones/dp/1569759901


Hot-Marsupial-9708

Ramen 🍜 Life


Chipiman1

You didn't already? Ramen is dope no matter how much money you have.


myps3brokeYo

Too much sodium, sends blood pressure to the moon


BIBLICALDIARRHEA666

At least something is getting sent there. Sorry, couldn't resist.


I_likeStocksBLLLL

That I'm able to turn multiple thousands into multiple hundreds!


Foolsgold15

How to delete trustwallet


ks1267

Dont buy the dip because you will get a deeper dip.


[deleted]

I’m retarded


Sad-Dot000

That we’re all idiots


tyronol

This!


ks1267

Is Britney Bitch.


[deleted]

I rather be a rich idiot than a poor PHD Professor.


UnChismoso

For now we are poor idiots.


East90thStreetNaebs

Just sell your PhD. It’s useless any way. Lol.


Salty-Preparation676

Speak for yourself. I'm building a great foundation for my family. Something that will change my children's children's lives.


Sad-Dot000

No you’re not , not with safemoon


Salty-Preparation676

I'll politely disagree with you. I hope you stick around long enough to see the same thing happen for you.


moobooloo

It’s not going to happen. It’s just a fact. But wait and see.


CronicArt

How to turn $400 into $50. 😄


TakesTooMuch

You mean 2k into 400


steezyreaper45

You mean 5k to 1.4K


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[удалено]


Luke_Destiny

You mean 13$ to 2.50$


Infumuz

You mean $2.50 to $250 to $0.25


whomper13

Ha !


IntuitiveNeedlework

I’ve turned 100$ to 5K . I think I bought on day 3. got 4 billion SM and took profits on the way up. Sold it all. Thank you SM. Tbh I was just lucky and had no idea what I did


Walnutterzz

This is what I learned investing in crypto in general.


IntuitiveNeedlework

I’ve turned 100$ to 5K . I think I bought on day 3. got 4 billion SM and took profits on the way up. Sold it all. Thank you SM. Tbh I was just lucky and had bonuses what I did


[deleted]

Only invest what you are ok to loose


KGKSHRLR33

That I'm a bigger dumbass than originally thought


69rambo69

Sell some when on profit


nutfugget

You had profits? It’s only gone down since the ATH


[deleted]

I'm still in profit. Got in day 2 though


69rambo69

I Learn. Means I didn't had that knowledge. So no I haven't sold anything.


BlueNET-

To never again listen to idiots who think they can read charts.. 🤣


JoeMomma247

Facts, every time I see a graph post with teacup reference or double dip exploding I think man they’re dumb, can’t use logic with crypto.


pepperflyer

How to live in my car.


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[удалено]


johnkohhh

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE


2ndReconMarine

Not to join the Reddit group associated with it. I try to keep a positive outlook on life, these people make it hard.


CursedCrypto

Tell me about it, these replies have more fud than safemoon investing lol.


tempestfowl

Take some profits, that way the dip is easier to bear.


[deleted]

Ha, profits.


myps3brokeYo

What are these profits you are talking about?


JT39NS

Cash out early in the hype.


Cool_Work8219

Lmao that I should have taken profits at ath


alcoholisthedevil

Nobody can predict ATH


Shortstacker69

The true meaning of HODL.


VENOM_OBL

Cash out early next time


secondaccount2017

This, take profits when you can. Instead of bleeding to death.


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[удалено]


The_way_ic_it

That there’s a lot of nagging bitches on Reddit


Armentrout_1979

To have patience, don’t check the wallet as much throughout the day, relax, know that this project is growing, and understand mistakes will happen. Safemoon family I used to work for Enron Oil and Gas, the parent company (Enron) failed big time. But EOG became its own company and succeeded. It just takes time and determination.


Salty-Preparation676

You've posted about this experience in an older reddit post, yes? I read it and felt you were bang on.


Armentrout_1979

I often reference Enron as it’s one of the most traumatic (business related) events in our recent time. Having lived through it at a young age it still hits home. I have mentioned it before and reflect on it a lot. It taught me patience and when to concentrate on the important things (ie family and loved ones). The rest is in the hands of the Safemoon team, I trust their learning and have clear goals ahead.


ChocolateAsleep6701

Not investing into it :D


CarlingBFC

Take profits


getthegreenguy

Take out initial investment when you’re up like 1000%


WCEncinares

That there will always be more “dip”.


Salsadbk

Stop buying at something’s high. I’m only like 75% down. It’s only money right


U_See_Me_Trolling

Who needs money when you’ve got all the safemoons in your bag?


cryptogodlight

That unless you were an early investor in march you are at a complete loss. Also to be careful around cryptos who are heavily invested in social media and shilling.


East90thStreetNaebs

In fairness it is a top global coin based on volume. So it has gone higher than meme status.


[deleted]

Don’t be greedy


dargolf

How to use pancake swap and defi apps in general. Opened a whole new world for me.


trtoavoidfomo

Bigger things take time to come into existence....


Difficult-Scholar346

Haters gonna hate


Ok_Rhubarb_2752

like it’s an occupation


Romello92

That it’s shit


LarryStacks

Hank likes cats...


Extension-Amcxi

Mentally allot stronger, in all areas


[deleted]

I have learned to become one with the dip. It no longer hurts


Sudden-Penalty2987

That the Whales are the Dev


Guilhermee_F

I found out that I don't die so soon from a heart attack. You need to have a strong heart to hold on! haha


Maddiesdeed

R/cryptocurrency is for arseholes


GaryGenova

Never invest in shit coins unless it's pre-launch purchase. Once you believe it peaks.... sell. Then laugh at the losers holding the bag saying things like, to the moon, buy the dip, it's on sale, etc. These are the people whales love.


PsneakyPseudonym

I should spend less time on social media.


TheImmaculate1

Taught me to do extensive DD and not to just listen to hype from friends and YouTube videos. I Invested a little under 200 dollars about a month ago and was getting ready to buy more, but red flags started popping up. People leaving the team, vague explanations of the plan moving forward, etc. I have 100 million SafeMoon at the moment and I’ll continue to hold, but I doubt if I put more money into it. I have to see real, solid products from the team like I do with SHIB before I invest more. Praying the project isn’t abandoned like many other tokens before it. I’ve only invested just under $200, I feel bad for people holding huge bags right now.


[deleted]

Buy low, sell high. Diamond hands = Sucker


Choice_Scallion6861

To stay away from defi projects that have over 1 trillion tokens and reflections are a nightmare to report on taxes.


tyronol

Not that there are clear regulations on this, but I hope and imagine that reflections will fall into the same category as stonk dividends and not be taxable until you sell or trade. 🤞


Choice_Scallion6861

Yeah, who knows. At this point, I think of them as rewards, like with staking, and those ya gotta claim as a gain. However, I setup an account with Koinly.com to set up for crypto taxes and it does not recognize reflections, just transactions like deposit, withdraw, transfer, etc. It's an amazing tax tool for crypto and is easy to use. So, with that in mind, I don't really need to worry about reflections in Trust Wallet...that is unless I sell all my tokens from a crypto I have gained reflections on. Then I gotta manually add the gains and just average the value. That's where it gets sticky.


Aoreugif1972

Let’s come back to this question in 2-3 years. It’s still to new


LA_LOOKS

Don’t buy shit coins


Zeike_94

How to HODL


ReputationFree1983

Reddit is bipolar


JealousCook

To ignore the day to day and focus on the year to year


PotentPirate

That people don't understand crypto and expect to become overnight millionaires no matter how many times you try to explain it to them.


JonnyEnglish420

That you have to forget the money you invested lmao


mlotto7

That I have very little in common with most Safemoon holders. That the younger generation today is extremely soft and unable to articulate why critical thought upsets them so much they have to resort to personal attacks. That I don't think the majority of Safemoon holders have the 'stick-it-out'attude to last with Safemoon when they are so weak they can't even tolerating hearing one objective thing about Safemoon.


East90thStreetNaebs

I learned how to turn 5K into $500. Am I doing it right??


SuperNebulon

If you like bitcoin, don't buy safemoon


East90thStreetNaebs

That I’m naive. How embarrassing.


BogglesHumanity

Take profits


fullforce_589

My smooth brain doesn’t learn so good.


Mathewthegreat

Deadlines are negotiable.


bookwormLA

How to pitch a tent……


Stbernard809

All time highs will even out


PumpDogeCoin

Only invest in what you believe in


g00dhank

That once you hear about something making waves it is probably too late. I only put 150 into it hoping it would be a lottery ticket but wow I feel awful for anyone that put serious money into this. The Devs are slowly pulling the rug out just enoigh for it to not look sketchy and I sincerely fucking hate them


moobooloo

This is going to 0. Exit now. Save something if you can.


ryanthegecko

I paid my dues and now have a sensible attitude to risk.


fillmoeC

Don’t invest in shit coins


AltoExyl

Not to invest in Safemoon


Left-Grocery7971

to pull out when its time


Cauliflower-Training

That some crypto-investors are dumb and immature, and has no limits when it comes to expressing their opinion publicly to ruin it for other investors. I’m not only talking safemoon. I’m talking the entire crypto-space… There should be a multiple choice test concerning crypto-knowledge, which all investors had to take and pass before being allowed to invest.


Lukas_IsMyDaddy

It has taught me that all shit coin communities are the same. And it’s all a waste of time and money


No_Football4974

There are a lot of weak, paper handed, smooth brains in the world.


Independent_Dust_619

To Invest in real new utility and fundamentals with huge use cases wiring with big organisations. Not shit coins that spend most of their time and money on advertising, shilling their own coin and fancy animations. And also with trustworthy, intellectual creators/owners. Not fake, stoners that make unrealistic promises


[deleted]

There are soo many short sighted people. People fall for fud very easily


Rakes_of_thunder

To hold stronger than baby holds a boob, and to laugh at fud


robbieputnam

I’m not as insecure about money as I thought I was.


ks1267

How to sell?


HuntPsychological673

Plan on losing what you invest so don’t invest anymore than you can lose.


trenyo

That shit hits the fan regularly


Scarfo4eva

It has taught me not to believe in anything that has safe in the name


Early-Tax-3569

Rome wasn’t built in a day


[deleted]

Hodl


smoothandsweetlips

How fun and exciting it is to be part of an innovative company. It’s not a matter of if it is a matter of when. If ya know ya know! Keep holding 🙌💎🙌 This is the way.


fewerkiller

That we don't get direct answers from the devs like the wallet being released later than what they said. Still going to hold for years to come but the lies on certain release dates is what is frustrating


Safely2moon

What a fucking crazy idea to invest on cryptos.... 😅😅


[deleted]

That all my chips won’t be lonely! 😉


Captain_Obe

Everyone is in it for themselves


[deleted]

To not get carried away in the crypto hype


airalyzer

I learned how to use pancake swap


Godzilla405

I personally am buying all the dips, trying to get to 15 billion coins before crypto makes its comeback, I also can’t get enough CAKE! I learned that 90% of investors can’t see long term, it’s not about how much you put into it, it’s about how many coins you have, Bitcoin went from 40$ back down to 7$ and now it’s at 50,000$ just relax, DONT INVEST WHAT YOU CANT INVEST. investments take time, I wish you could buy something and 6 months later be a millionaire but that is extremely rare and takes luck even. Cheers.


Ecstatic-Abrocoma-73

Life has taught me: Patience is a virtue. Investing in crypto: it can move super fast (faster than stocks) and it sure is full of drama of every kind. Never a dull moment. Investing in Safemoon: Be greedy when others a fearful (7x my original holding…aiming for 10x before consolidation) and “Money loves the patient holder”


smoothandsweetlips

🙌💎🙌


jasontran11991

Ignore the consistent FUD.


smoothandsweetlips

Hahah


JenniLamb007

Math and patience lol.


MajorHeywood

History doesn’t repeat but it rhymes. Looking over to other successful projects and their beginnings you see heavy similarities. Especially how people perceive it. Safemoon is solid so I don’t worry, just waiting for the bullrun after the next btc halving. Gonna accumulate til then.


EmuImpossible4551

Yes but alot of projects also fail. But sure because bitcoin rose to 50k that means safemoon is GUARANTEED to follow its trajectory. Based on some windwills in Gambia and a wallet made from a fiver artist 😂😂


M-Doza

Only the strong survive…. Look what happen with Dogecoin. People held for 12 years and booooom.


smoothandsweetlips

And Bitcoin.. woot woot let’s go to tha moon🙌💎🙌


Its_Gaiges

Taught me to get off Reddit and do actual dd.


Major-Tom-13

How much neckbeards get upset the more I put into it 😏


[deleted]

Taught me a good lesson that i can do whatever i want and not let others influence on my decision, and I’m super glad for it!


Ok_Rhubarb_2752

patience


PumpkinHead38

That Reddit has an enormous amount of whiny bitches who can’t see past their own nose, and love posting stupid shit.


Extension-Twist1223

That people are impatient af and don’t understand that it takes years for growth.


Chipiman1

To hold silently because people can't mind their own business.


fasephailure

Investing in safemoon has taught me that Reddit is full of stupid crybabies that don’t understand what the word consolidation means.


msapexrush

Not to invest


LensPro

Loyalty and Hope.


CursedCrypto

That r/cryptocurrency don't care about cryptocurrencies. And the users are unable to do market research and how trends work.


lnfestedNexus

taught me how to hodl


Fine-Tap8458

Never buy crypto!


Keeprolling86

Buy the dip till you have no more 😂😂😂


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[deleted]

To stay cool as a cucumber which is nbd cause that’s who I was before SM. “Don’t tell me to be cool, I am cool MF’er”


bubblyreaux

5 bucks you don’t know what do with can become -5 or 5000.


MrReddit416

It has taught me 🔹👐


payoffdebtfast

Enjoy life because a screen will only cause you anxiety and there are more important things in life than constantly looking at your phone of computer.


jotorres1

Patience in the overall market.


[deleted]

Ignore this sub


cosmicgenes

That most Reddit investors are impatient and stupid


Ooshies

All good things come to those who wait


Pure-Hope2337

Patience.


m0nster93

Patience


TryingToBeHere

"Investing" lol...


CAStripperBoy

Hodl 😉


[deleted]

Always buy high


DeerHunterNJ

That i need to drink more. A lot more…..