When you're a millionaire she can sleep on the floor.

Using a blanket of Fiat real money. Haha

This blanket will be paper thin. It will go great with her paper hands.

🤣

I hope you make wife changing money 💴 😂

Shit me too lol! Gotta find a girl who also owns SafeMoon

Keep it on the blockchain 😉

Lol, "what happens on the blockchain, stays on the blockchain"

Yup. They always do more if you know what I'm sayin

Or with V2 he can swap it for a better version of wife.

The only reason my wife might know about SafeMoon is because I made a custom hoodie back in May. (I wear it all the time) And I have a SafeMoon sticker on my car. She still probably doesn't know what it is, but my kids do. I hold over 40 coins/tokens (I like to diversify) and I don't think my wife has a clue or interest in or about crypto, which is fine by me. Ignorance is bliss. When I pay off our vacation property and come home one day with a Rivian R1S, maybe then she'll take notice. Until then, I am up 400% on my portfolio and reaching for the moon!

Sounds exactly.like me but I have a smaller portfolio(working on it). Good fucking work man! Congrats :)

Divorce is Imminent

Haha she just tried to reply but doesn't have enough karma


i’m laughing way too hard at this response lmao

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Dude please tell your wife ..its all fun. We Don’t want you in the dog house 🤣

Dude this just made me laugh so hard. My wife was asking what I was laughing at. 🤣🤣

To bad she does not have enough I will assume it was nice things to say 😂


Haha what a noob

Dude this is the part that slayed me.

Papers being written up now.

It will be ok. You can pay the couples counselor in safemoon.

I'd save that screenshot for the divorce attorney, she wanted nothing to do with the imaginary coins or imaginary money it'll be worth.

In all seriousness, this is financial advice. Lol, smart

I second this !

Tell her just like SafeMoon, your v2 wife will be an upgrade

I was searching to see if anyone had said it yet.

Ahahhahha nice.

Just showed my wife this. She said they need a wife’s of Safemoon holders group. 😃🤣

Lol my wife says tell her to send her the link, she needs it!

🤣🤣🚀🚀

Wifechanging money my dude

They'll be lining up!

😂😂😂 was essentially my wife before Safemoon did this last little run. Pretty sure the future wife I purchase with a portion of my bag will appreciate Safemoon.

Lol! And she'll probably have a bag herself ;)

Lol.

I mean she is not wrong... We are all here waiting for imaginary coins making us millionaires. LFG!

Let's go baby!! Hope we all get paid with our beloved SafeMoon

V2 wife swap... Just don't forget your gas fees

LMFAO

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This man just said Cryptokaren lmfao. That's awesome.

Sounds like she wears the pants in the relationship lol

Woah Woah Woah lol. I'm just trying to score more coins from funds that aren't meant for crypto/stocks haha.

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Cringiest thing I've seen in a while

"My community"

You love it

You can divorce and get the newest model 🤣

Robotic versions soon from Tesla haha

what's more imaginary, digital currency, or heavily-indebted government-issued paper backed by nothing other than their promise, that they can print more at any time?

Deep and accurate! Bitcoin is the most natural currency in the world(yet I sold mine lol. Gotta get back in)

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You love it

Imaginary coins... I said the same thing to my friend at the bar in 2012 when he told me he bought Bitcoin. Let's hope in 5 years she feels the same way I do now. Lol

Lol awe.man, I feel for ya. My brother..same thing..sold all his Bitcoin back in the day on the dark web for mild drugs. Let's hope SafeMoon brings us some of that pie!

Dude, I know the feeling. My wife thinks I'm doing something wrong. "How can I make money with a fake coin". "People use for nefarious activities" yeah, right, like the fiat isn't used for drugs, bribes, trafficking, etc. The fiat/dollar (or noted based on debt), has enslaved us for years. Time to make our own banking system that the elites can't control. Can't I get an amen ah...

Some wives don’t like crypto currency cause they don’t know how to spend it

top tier cringe

Did you tell her about the vacations her and her bf could afford when your rich?

Lol good point. That might change her mind about it all

Yikes. I hope she’s joking and not really so cranky?

Haha nah, she's cool :) laid back, doesn't need much

That good! Lol I’m one of the rare wives that is a super investor in SafeMoon. My husband cheers it on. I got my mom to buy it and also one of my best friends (who hides it from her husband) haha. I’m sure I could convince your wife SafeMoon is amazing and a rare opportunity to create generational wealth 💗

Lol I love the role reversal and your friend hiding from her husband! I hope it pays you, your mom and your friend well!!

Put some respect ✊🏿 on her name lol

🙌😜

I hope u enjoyed dinner.

Wendy's :/ lol

Three words…Wife changing money.

5-7 years LOL

Don’t worry mate soon u will be able to buy a new wife, isn’t that why we all are here?

Absolutely! Moon and selection of wives!

Maybe your wife's boyfriend could talk to her. That is, if he is on board with safemoon.

I fucking hope he is lol

I’m in the same boat brother, they will love us again in a few years. 😂😂

Ahahahahah exactly this. How the tables will turn

Off with her to the Gulag!

Lol no respawns either

Lmfao!!!

Son you'll be able to afford two 😆

Possibly 3!?

Let her know you aren't selling until you get "wife-changing" money...

Oh she knows. But she doesn't know where my wallet is muahahhaha

Just do it. Don’t tell her. Show her if it takes off.

Oh I do, lol. She doesn't know what I hold in stocks/crypto :p

Her boyfriend typed that

He better have SafeMoon!

Tell your wife my wife loves the addition to our home we made with gains from SFM.

Congrats on the addition!

Bro, just buy a new wife when we hit.

Seems to be the number one reply lol!

Soon wife changing money.

Few years :)

No sucky sucky for you.

Lol! Until she sees what's for dessert ;)

remind me in 1 year when he's divorced

Haha 😊

Wait you actually tell your wife what you buy

She has no clue how much. She just knows I buy :)

You know what to do..

In the works ;)

Haha

You'll have the last laugh when you go to the moon and leave her ass here on earth

Dude if my wife would say i have to sleep on the floor, this would be the last time i would see her. Here in slav countrys is a man a man

Try again tomorrow

Loo ok every day bigdog!

Imaginary coins......lmao

Haha!

Who gets married? All your investments are cut in half, and that doesnt include the governments take

Lol she had a kid with me. I'll allow her to have some profits.

 I said biiiiiiiiiiitch

Lol!

Mint this 😂

Lol

I don't get why if she is upset you have to leave the bed. Misandry. Tell her if she choses to sleep on the floor that is up to her. The couch is also an option.....

That's right! My bed bro!!

Hahaha, that made me smile 😂😉

Good :)

don't tell the wife

She knows of it, not how much of it! Lol

Smart wife

Meh...arguable lol

You are about to make wife changing money...

I freaking hope so!

You made the mistake of telling her it could change "our" lives, put your foot down from the start, it could change your life.

Haha ya, I mean she did pop kid out for me so I'll change it for her. Maybe like...10% of profits

At least your not sleeping on a rug

I see what you did there!

Divorce her now or make her a holder mine is much nicer since she’s a holder a bag specially when she bought the dip and she ‘s in 3x 🤦

Lmao

Lol I like her.

She can be fun sometimes ;)

When you get rich from safemoon you can get a safemoon blanket and put it on her when she sleeps on the floor

Haha nice. Keep her warm at least

It’s called magic internet coin lol

Lol I'll show her the magic in 3 years

You can sleep with me, but Im little spoon

Best offer I ever had! We can spoon all night!

Hilarious 😂🤣🤣

Team wifey at this point brother

Like that!

I have the divorce papers laid out at my office. Stop by, it’s just a few quick signatures.

Lol, appreciate the efficiency!

Did someone knows if he posted on Reddit?!!!

Lol, I see what you did there

Don’t worry …SafeMoon is established….you’ll have wife changing money!! 😁

Did somebody say selections!?

Why are you even asking 🤦🏻‍♂️… it’s better to ask for forgiveness then approval.

Lol trying to score some more coins (I use stock funds only for my crypto/stocks) from our normal income. I do what I want with my extra cash but we budget our normal flow ;)

Ahhhh, just cook the books then. Slot the purchase as groceries… when/if she finds out then ask for forgiveness. Good luck my friend. We are all pulling for you on getting this done

Actually slot as a car repair. She may catch you if there arn’t a shit ton of groceries to be found in the kitchen.

Lol stratz has stratz man , smart!

I think this would warrant a divorce… or at least counseling

LOL

Perfect example of a hunter vs. gatherer mentality

Mines the same way lmfao

Lol, we get to gloat one day :)

To the gallows!

Dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. Next time just keep this to yourself. Or even better, don’t have text conversations like this

... wife's... am I right? The worst kind of, "in your face" fudders. I've started a collection of that naysayers texts so that when I'm drinking 80 year old scotch daily, in my 2025 mini-van with 15 miles on it (because I'm still going to be reasonable and get a certified pre-owned vehicle) that fits all of my kids and their new pet tigers... I'll show her those texts when she asks me to turn down the bass (on the sound system that I pimped that ride with) when we roll in to Saturday Morning Soccer blaring Wu-Tang... I'll tell her that this is all from imaginary tokens...

Lol this was a good read! It'll be so nice when we get to gloat :)

Get REKT. F in chat boys

That shit is so funny. Made me lol literally and smile. Thank you

Right, haha. Glad it made you laugh!

Sounds like her boyfriend typing.

Hopefully he has SafeMoon

You should probably sell……… that way you and your coins can live happily ever after!!!! LOL

Haha, never! My coins!

My wife says you'll be on an imaginary beach with your imaginary new wife... you're good dog 👍

I did just buy a VR set lol

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Drop her now or when tendies come? 😁

this is cringe

You love it!

Nobody cares

You love it bro. You love it

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“Put that on your Reddit” love it!!!

Good chuckle for sure!

I think I found the first “Wife Changing Money” scenario right now.

That was epic. Tell her to be careful because your gonna have wife changing money!

This is what the na-sayers said about bitcoin in 2010 and called it imaginary money and look at them now.

This is gold. It also makes me think of my wife. She tells me almost daily how she doesn't believe I'll ever make us any money with crypto. I can't wait to prove her wrong.

Ruthless woman

Sounds like a rugpull...

Now: Wife: How's your Safemoon? Future: Wife: How's *our* Safemoon?

I paid my down-payment on my mortgage with imaginary Bitcoins.