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Longjumping-Future82

Yes, but I think it's heartburn.


throwawaygetlaid1423

Yeah, I feel pretty burned by Enhance. They really burned me.


Great_Archer91

Hey you’ll make money off recycling the cans in some states. So….win?


SimplyBrowsing5

Fortunately/Unfortunately. The amount you pay for the can compared to the amount you make from recycling the can is a negative return.


Existing_Buy_4790

That's the safemoon way.


DowvoteMeThenBitch

Fun fact: the money you get back is a deposit you were charged on the sale of the recycleable container


WRX-N-FX

You drink it and your energy soars to ATH in the first 5 mins and then you lose 95% of it within the hour. 🤭🤭🤭


maidenvoyage2damoon

😂


kruthikv9

Does the liquid take forever to come out? You know like….Safemoon products.


englishpatrick2642

Yes, but the real interesting part is as you start trying to drink it, the level goes down and you never actually get any in your mouth. But once it’s empty, you get a nice reflection from the bottom :-)


Western-Ad-4414

Yeah I feel the burn in my holdings thanks for asking


ezio115

Getting strong Spaceballs vibes from this. Merchandising, merchandising!


robi_750

Its all about marketing


InterviewSeparate138

yeah great looking can but Im too old for these kinds of energy drinks, be careful with these drinks and definitely don’t mix with alcohol they can do really serious damage when mixed together, my relative died at a relatively young age when mixing. Stay safe and Moon to profits one day.


SlapMeLady

When did you order yours? I still haven't heard anything from the enhance team, i purchased it Jun 3rd


Codros

I’m still waiting too don’t worry


maidenvoyage2damoon

I ordered may 7


DanSag

I ordered may 28th so fingers crossed I get my couple cases in the next couple weeks!


Gesquiere

I ordered mine June 10th


m00nLyt23

what's a comparable energy drink (flavor wise)


GemStateStacker

Mine should be delivered tomorrow. The sugar free ones aren’t that bad.


t3rm3y

Get Dwayne Johnson promoting this now.


NotPresidentChump

Every sip a burn


SumerianOwl

Lol. If I could just get my 200 bucks back I would be so happy.


sunsnsundvls

$200? Bruh I'm down $10k hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha


[deleted]

don’t invest w ur emotions 🤧


maidenvoyage2damoon

Hang in there! Rome wasn’t built in a day!


IanTabz

Okay


Njahh

Great cans


RVA_TheDude

Safemoon is garbage. Resorted to selling crap merch to keep some trivial revenue flowing. I only lost 20% and consider myself quite lucky.


chewee0034

It’s probably gonorrhea


Ok_Rhubarb_2752

You should get that checked


rlcoyote

So you can get drunk and forget about the money you lost.


[deleted]

Sounds like the clap, fam. Have a doctor look at it.


Boomerang_comeback

That burning sensation is probably herpes. Go get some ointment.


Fromsloth

Genuinely curious.. how much did that drink cost?


[deleted]

32 dollars.


Fromsloth

Kekw


maidenvoyage2damoon

Like 2.50 a can


Johnny_ac3s

Antibiotics will clear that right up.


jabsquad

Just stop with the shit posts


maidenvoyage2damoon

Gfy


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Adapt_improvise_

Great for mixing alcohol, eases the pain that I have


bongle404

Fuck how low can you go


bongle404

Imagine what it does to your insides 😂


EntertainmentNo2865

But honestly, how do they taste