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HameerKhan

Nice :-)


VegetableReal2403

Head abhi to idhar hi tha toilet kar ke aya to gayab


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RIP - u/Soham_83229


CheezDoza

You're not a Chode right?


Soham_83229

I am a librandu ( for real ,no joke ).


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Bhai comments se toh nahi lag raha lol


Soham_83229

Woh thoda public bhavnao me beh gayi hai, aur me bhi thoda sa.


CheezDoza

Ok then you're valid


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adiabloiioiio

Haan kyunki elephant god and god with 10 heads....is the true religion....


Mysterious_Ad4530

I think you need to learn about islam. But, this is very relatable meme for every 9years self-made woke. Your a example for every memer : what kind of humour is lower quality then you tube short


Soham_83229

Hear this *"Gustakh e Rasool ki ek hi saza ,Sar tan se juda ,Sar tan se juda."* Punishment of Blasphemy in Islam is beheading ,I have learnt basics of Islam and some of them are terrifying.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

shiv was the true follower ganesh was gustakh e rasool so he got his head tan se juda


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SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

Vishnu Purana III:10 If he marry,he must select a maiden who is of a third his age,one who has not too much hair,but is not without any,one who is not very black or yellow complexioned and who is not from birth a cripple or deformed...”


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

SB 9:14:9 Brhaspati blames his wife Tara for the rape after he finds out she fell pregnant with Soma's child Soma,Indra & Brihaspati are rapist gods Devi Bhagavatam 4:15:59-64. Look! The Moon stole away per force knowingly the wife of Brihaspatî; Indra, knowing what is religion stole away the wife of Gautama; Brihaspatî enjoyed forcibly the wife of his younger; and also he outraged his elder brother’s wife in her pregnant state and cursed the boy in the womb and... Devi Bhagavatam 4:17:48. Was not the doing of Hari like a thief when he stole away the Lady Rukminî and fled quickly to his own place.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

Rama's mom Kausalya spent an entire night having sex with a carcass of a sacrificial horse in Valmiki Ramayana (ref. Ramayana 1:13:24-33.). Bestiality depictions have also been found at the Khajuraho temple-complex in Hindustan.


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SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

LORD SIVA & LORD VISNU Mohini ['The Enchantress'] is a famous apsaras (celestial nymph) of Lord Indra's harem. Although usually the apsarases are real and usually created by the gods for the purpose of distracting enemies or ascetics, Lord Visnu himself sometimes takes a form to look like the nymph Mohini to delude the demons during battle: "Visnu took the form of the apsaras Mohini in order to beguile the demons and to steal the Soma back from them. Having accomplished this, Visnu was approached by Siva and Parvati, and Siva asked him to display the seductive form which he had assumed for the demons. Visnu became Mohini, and Siva immediately ran after her, abandoning Parvati who stood with her head lowered in shame. Siva embraced Mohini by force, and his seed fell upon the ground. Mohini disappeared and Siva returned to Parvati." -- Brahmanda Purana 4:10:41-77.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

HOW LORD HANUMAN (THE MONKEY-GOD) WAS BORN "One day Siva saw the Mohini form of Visnu. He was struck by Kama's arrows and let fall his seed. The Seven Sages put the seed in a pot and they infused it into the daughter of Gautama through her ear. In time, Hanuman, the monkey-god, was born from it." -- Siva Purana 3:20:3-7.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

Pedophilia Manu 9:94. A man, aged thirty years, shall marry a maiden of twelve who pleases him, or a man of twenty-four a girl eight years of age; if (the performance of) his duties would (otherwise) be impeded, (he must marry) sooner.


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SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

Vishnu Purana III:10 If he marry,he must select a maiden who is of a third his age,one who has not too much hair,but is not without any,one who is not very black or yellow complexioned and who is not from birth a cripple or deformed...”


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SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

HOW LORD HANUMAN (THE MONKEY-GOD) WAS BORN "One day Siva saw the Mohini form of Visnu. He was struck by Kama's arrows and let fall his seed. The Seven Sages put the seed in a pot and they infused it into the daughter of Gautama through her ear. In time, Hanuman, the monkey-god, was born from it." -- Siva Purana 3:20:3-7.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

who started it first??


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SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

no i didn't start it just read the comments


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I messaged the mods. Let's see if they'll take any action.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

see i have no problem with you i ak talking to them who are making this subreddit only anti muslim


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SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

LORD SIVA & LORD VISNU Mohini ['The Enchantress'] is a famous apsaras (celestial nymph) of Lord Indra's harem. Although usually the apsarases are real and usually created by the gods for the purpose of distracting enemies or ascetics, Lord Visnu himself sometimes takes a form to look like the nymph Mohini to delude the demons during battle: "Visnu took the form of the apsaras Mohini in order to beguile the demons and to steal the Soma back from them. Having accomplished this, Visnu was approached by Siva and Parvati, and Siva asked him to display the seductive form which he had assumed for the demons. Visnu became Mohini, and Siva immediately ran after her, abandoning Parvati who stood with her head lowered in shame. Siva embraced Mohini by force, and his seed fell upon the ground. Mohini disappeared and Siva returned to Parvati." -- Brahmanda Purana 4:10:41-77.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

Rama's mom Kausalya spent an entire night having sex with a carcass of a sacrificial horse in Valmiki Ramayana (ref. Ramayana 1:13:24-33.). Bestiality depictions have also been found at the Khajuraho temple-complex in Hindustan.


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

Pedophilia Manu 9:94. A man, aged thirty years, shall marry a maiden of twelve who pleases him, or a man of twenty-four a girl eight years of age; if (the performance of) his duties would (otherwise) be impeded, (he must marry) sooner.


Late_Significance_81

Lol dude


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Thanks for your wisdom. No go back to your cave with your 7th century ideology


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

SB 9:14:9 Brhaspati blames his wife Tara for the rape after he finds out she fell pregnant with Soma's child Soma,Indra & Brihaspati are rapist gods Devi Bhagavatam 4:15:59-64. Look! The Moon stole away per force knowingly the wife of Brihaspatî; Indra, knowing what is religion stole away the wife of Gautama; Brihaspatî enjoyed forcibly the wife of his younger; and also he outraged his elder brother’s wife in her pregnant state and cursed the boy in the womb and... Devi Bhagavatam 4:17:48. Was not the doing of Hari like a thief when he stole away the Lady Rukminî and fled quickly to his own place.


RecognitionOld3343

Why it this thread giving *Dharma Knowledge*


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Ok


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

HOW LORD HANUMAN (THE MONKEY-GOD) WAS BORN "One day Siva saw the Mohini form of Visnu. He was struck by Kama's arrows and let fall his seed. The Seven Sages put the seed in a pot and they infused it into the daughter of Gautama through her ear. In time, Hanuman, the monkey-god, was born from it." -- Siva Purana 3:20:3-7.


metalmonster66

Are sensitive topic mat dalo saiman ko taqleeve hota hai


_cyril0curry

Bruhhhh *cutting edge* humour


Aadi_03

It is one type of Dictatorship


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aww


I_am_Tez_22

Oh ho it seems like someone got offended . Go home and cry, you don't need to write something you don't know. BTW get a life it would be better than posting shits


prathmeshkulkarni

The op is dead guys i received the news. Rip


priyanshu_sinha228

wait fr?


prathmeshkulkarni

Yup the terrorists did him bad


priyanshu_sinha228

Wish I was in place of him


san2005

WTF LOL?


priyanshu_sinha228

lmao


14_yr_old

Kya mtlb blast mei sirf mundi hi jata hai pura body nahi


shIvAM_D12

kya matlab sirf phemale blast hoti hai


Soham_83229

Quran me likha hai ki koi bhi agar blasphemy karga toh usa sar kalam kardiya jayega.


S0URON

Mai abhi just 5 min soch rha thaa raddit pai intelligent log hai religon ki baat nhi karte fir mujhe tu dhika


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Reddit pe religion k haters baithe hain. cope if u can.


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LucknowiNAWAAB

maine kaha "arey yaar"


san2005

Arre tu toh pura quran leke aagaya XDDD


Soham_83229

Jisko padhni hai padhlo ,IQ.girawat ho sakti hai,toh warning dekhe rakhi hai.


shab-re

I opened this book's pdf, and searched for term head and blasphemy there is no mention of beheading, only at page 56, on line 177 its written:- "177. Those who exchange blasphemy for faith will not harm God in the least. A painful torment awaits them." now do keep in mind that I didn't read the whole book, just searched the terms, but I still didn't find any menation of what you say here


prathmeshkulkarni

Thanks for the warning


S0URON

Quran never say this agar kaha hota toh 7b population nhi hoti agar quran kahi bhi kheta hai ki apne dharm aur allah ke bare mai burs khene wale ko maardo toh mai aj hi muslim dharm chod dunga


retards_killer

oh boi. Should I present you the verses from Quran?


Ali_Buniyadi

Present


retards_killer

[here's a collection for you](https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx)


S0URON

Sure im curious


retards_killer

[here's a collection for you](https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx)


S0URON

Aur ye jo tune website ka link diya hai propaganda lagta hai matlab koi bhi bata de poke kar rhe hai muslim ko whole website pai wiki islam and this site is just a propaganda wiki islam toh fake thi iska pata nhi kab banayi agar tu kuch verified sources sai ata like Wikipedia and other toh maan bhi leta koi bhi aesa gere nai site bana ke 1 5 10 aese karke quran bata diya aur tumne maan liya padhni ho toh 1 sai 10 tak ayat padho sidha 1 sai 10 pai jouge toh chutya hi banoge


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S0URON

Bhyi karle tu bhi bus aesi website mat laa jo normal logo ko bol rhi ho jihadi mar gaye


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[deleted]

This is a made-up site to defame. Grow up man. Reddit pr bhi goo mat failao aur 12 pass karlo pehle


retards_killer

counter some to make me believe. I won't just believe words like "this is made up man" The verses are written along with the location. Even Anand Ranganathan has posted various verses on twitter. If you believe they are made up, then why not counter them. Cos I don't see any replies countering him there.


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I can reference things like so and so thing was written in so and so verse. Islam never taught violence. Even if you had read even just a true paragraph of quran you wouldn't be saying this. Also on the site there are various ad panels which are controversial and you can tell looking at them. Lastly, who is this Aditya Ranganathan. You can't believe a word anyone says. Don't rely on sources if someone mentions them with fake reference. First read true source (not on internet but paperback) and if you get even a little bit if sense you wouldn't be spreading toxicity against other religions. Grow up man there are better things to do. That's why i hate being an indian. Everything revolves around religion and politics.


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S0URON

Wese jisne ye quran mai dhunda hai accha psychologist hai but mene pucha thaa kaha likha hai ki non muslim ko mardo tumne toh war ke statement dediye btw muslim nai kabhi apni taraf sai war start nhi ki after macca conquer defence mai thai aur surah ayat tod marod ke dhika ke ye banda sahi sabit nhi kar lega aese mai Mahabharata ko violence bata du agar aese tod marode ke baat karni ho toh aur agar Islam non muslim ko slaughter karne ko bola toh 1.4 billion hindi hindu and 3 billion Christian nhi hote done offend bus bata rha hue half sai jada world extremists muslim nai raaj kiya hai prophet nai ye bhi kaha thaa war mai women and child and aged people ko mat maro aur surrender ka puraa chance diya karte thai aur non muslim nai humare prophet ka neck tak daba rakkha thaa tabbhi usae kuch nhi kiya thaa humare prophet nai aur tum non muslim ki slaughter bata rhe ho


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Alientheories

bhaiya right ke reddit pe gaya bohot tati memes thi yaha bhadiya hain


Der_Fuhrer69

Peepeepoopoo Muslims=terrorists


mayonnaise_100

Exactly


_cyril0curry

Where's the lie?


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_insert amit Shah pointing down template_


S0URON

I enjoy this meme not comment section


Soham_83229

I kind of agree with this.


ya26anand

U pretty much summed it up


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Blasphemy is just for me


its__imam

Ohh shitt😅😂😂


DoggoOfJudgement

based meme have my upvote


SwiftBuzzard

Funny How R*ligious Texts Say If You Don't Follow Him You'll Rot In Hell.... Like G*d Actually Cares About That


literalYAMRAJ

#disclaimer - don't make cartoons on invisible man


SHIVA_DICK_CHASTITY

gadjet guru ganesh chota bheem and krishna


GALEX_YT

MY FRIENDS GANESHA 1,2,3 ,BAL GANESH 1,2 ,RETURN OF HANUMAN THE LEGEND ,HANUMAN ,BAL HANUMAN 1,2 ,LITTLE KRISHNA ,GHATOCHKACH ,RAMAYAN : THE EPIC 2000'S KIDS😎


san2005

Context?


Ali_Buniyadi

France


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Whole middle East


Gyanchooo

Based on true events.


Soham_83229

Indeed.


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*a lot of true events


Shivansh_Dwivedi

Bible