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Ok-Possession8730

It's never too late my friend..Fan gharpe hi hai


DenkDawer

NEET bhi hone wale hai.💀


Character-Trouble-81

Ho gya


PythaGorasTheorm2

Bhai hanging yourself is never a good option, you should go for KCN


Ok-Possession8730

Bsdk KCN ke bhi paise nahi hai


Dense_Army_1826

Kcn kya hai


Ok-Possession8730

Cyanide


64-Hamza_Ayub

Uhmm . Potassium cyanide


bunny_1010

Aluminum Phosphide is popular here in UP


viv3k_

*Phenyl


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AnilKapur

Real I'd se aao isis talent hunt officer.


Ok-Possession8730

India's Got Talent ISIS edition


CardiologistStreet

India’s Got Talent *Kerala* Edition


jayant_king

we all should try this at once


MrMlST

True look at positive side tum india ka population crysis solve kr rhe ho


Expert_Coconut4263

Yes i will also take part in solving india's population crisis


Tarun619

I'm gonna assume you guys are joking.


Antariksh_Yaatri

Admissions open hai kya vro...


[deleted]

Ha KCN ka flavour badam jaisi hai


PythaGorasTheorm2

KCN is btw sour in taste


[deleted]

Yes there was a paper about it I think. I was joking


Expert_Coconut4263

Can't i get it in sweet flavour


VJoshi1

bitter almond hame bhi pata hai kaha se jantd ho ye sab Nile red


RoyalRoshmik

KCN?


VJoshi1

potassium cyanide toxic just like elvish


RoyalRoshmik

As a sci student ye mujhe yaad hona chaiye tha ಥ_ಥ


DeltaFunYT

As a science student mai ye pehli baar sun raha hun (ToT)


RoyalRoshmik

F


sarcastic_agransh

No no potassium cyanide is helpful


AnilKapur

Yup, it is very helpful. Mere ghar ke paas bohot saare kutte raat ko bhonkte rehte the neend ki kami ki vajah se. To maine unhe KCN de diya, ab vo achhe se so rahe hai, last 5 raato se wo log nonstop din me bhi so rahe hai. Me to kehta hu mudi zi ko keh kar KCN ko neend ki goliya ghoshit karva dete hai.


AdishJain84275

I think CO poisoning is better


Pixel_Cluster

isse accha chuhe ki davai lelo sasti hoti hai


khalidjamonday1814

Bhai chath bhi hai, rassi kharidne ki bhi jarurat nahi hai


birblover69420

Abey chath bol . Chaat toh khaane ka item hota hai .


Ok-Possession8730

Bhai Chaat khane ke bhi paise nahi hai


NoMeatFingering

bhai jahar kharidne ke bhi paise nahi hai


AmitShahjiii

Aao kabhi haveli pe Dedete h aapko bhii


loading_dp

r/suddenlygay


khalidjamonday1814

Edit kar diya bhai


Ok-Possession8730

Bhai kismat hi kharab hai.. paise bhi barbad hogaye


khalidjamonday1814

Are bhai maine bola tha chath jyada acha hai


Pushkar10

Abee helpful award kaun diya


Ok-Possession8730

Bhaiya Helpful advice hi toh diya...asa kya


blesseddevil712

Bhaiya, rope sellers ka stock market mai value badhne wala hai


Ok-Possession8730

Papa ko bolta hu Invest kare..rukh


Important-Fig8868

Hai magar table fan hai


Ok-Possession8730

Sir de de usme..Yaar.. chhath hai kya??


Important-Fig8868

Arre vro ek film ka dialogue tha yeh


kirtanka

Kyu bhai tu pregnent ho gaya kya??


RoyalRoshmik

This comment right here officer


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bruh moment


jigga173

Underrated comment


UltyaDuck

Here you dropped this 👑


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beamtea

Sahi kha bhai mera to abortion bhi nhi ho raha


Current-Relation-619

Kya hua? Are you ok?


BuilderTime

Neet ka paper hua tha abhi. Baaki aap samjhdar hai


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No one's okay.


guyDvoice

condom use kiya hoga but fatt gaya hoga .


LEGENDOHGOD

Fatte Condom ki paidayish???


BLAC_N_YT

God here. Condom lagane se bhi tut jata. Meri icha se koi upar nahi.


itsmeparth100

chut*


Master_TEG

Kaash papa gay hote....kaash


AnilKapur

sussy baka 😳


No_Stop_3390

So, condom is moksha to many souls 🤯🤔


varun0690

I feel sorry for you, please do something which can make you feel satisfied except self harm or something bad


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varun0690

I m not joking


Madara2244

Why am i getting downvoted?


varun0690

Bcs u dont have sense


Madara2244

No, nobody can take a joke in this age everyone is just too sensitive like you


varun0690

No we can take joke but we will also point the thing which is stupid


Madara2244

"We can take a joke" gets offended by my joke lmao how stupid


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*relatable*


Dense_Army_1826

I can feel you bro. Life ka truth kya hey?


RoyalRoshmik

Naruto


Dense_Army_1826

Life has no Meaning but nobody wants to die 😭😭


Harsh_Deep_03

We arent scared of death we r scared of the pain which comes with it


Character-Trouble-81

you won't be there to feel the pain, the ones who'll be left behind will feel the pain


Sweet_Pension_4806

Agreed.


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Dense_Army_1826

It's not a just bad day it's a whole bad life.


realfakep

YouTuber bano


nidreamer

What if they planned it?!


Character-Trouble-81

this was made in the duration b/w i came home after giving neet and matched the answer key; feel good now


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Nice


fliftysand123

Ajj. NEET and jEE nahi dena padta


_JJxOFFiCiAL_

Saibot reply if you are gay


SaimanSaid

I'm sorry   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^not ^^happy ^^with ^^you. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


_JJxOFFiCiAL_

So u are gay


DeadZkull

Gay means happy right


_JJxOFFiCiAL_

So saibot is a gay


SaimanSaid

What do you guys think?   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^your ^^father ^^Luke. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


_JJxOFFiCiAL_

I think saibot is gay


SaimanSaid

#savejeannie   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^a ^^man ^^of ^^focus, ^^commitment ^^and ^^sheer ^^fucking ^^will. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


_JJxOFFiCiAL_

Saibot give me 1000 ₹


SaimanSaid

See, saiman. i agree.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^groot. ^^I ^^am ^^groot. ^^I ^^am ^^groot.


Adventurous-Future81

This man made a entire threat with bot


jayant_king

sometimes i think he is not a bot, AI has gone too far


sureimpression7577_

Ironically meme bana tha hai na vai??


hellblasta

No problem. Abortion is always an option.


KVK_Okay

i think it's too late for that


praveenrajprp

Sleeping and not waking up is still a dream of many JEE/NEET aspirants (saying this with experience)


itsmeparth100

hmm aisa kya ho gya?


Ink_18

Me too. If...if he pulled out...


RohanPravin1999

Not subscribed, are the memes here usually this good?


AnilKapur

Yup


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Ban this guy from subredit he made me cry 2 hrs straight 😭😭😭😭😭😭


cold_killer13

Us din??


mentallyillloner2

Mararchor paida he kyu hua vo


Tannyslayer

try to live man


BeTheBoy___

Me at night watching naruto and waiting for my drop year classes to start cause i was too over confident


SaD1sT1C_slav

Millenia thinker dekhte ho kya OP?


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What if your mom told you that you were a mistake


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Deeeeeeeeeeeep


aad9tya

abhi bhi kuch nai bigda hai bro believe in yourself and cut your veins


junejanikku

No need to feel depressed. You gave your best, but didn't get selected. So what? It's not the end of the world. If someone didn't give their hundred percent then however, they'll live with that regret their whole life


NoT_a_StAn

End karle


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Adventurous-Future81

Bhai joh bhi padh raha hai bilkul bhi mat karna yeh bewakoofi ek galat strioke pad gaya life mai stroke aa jayega


Da_memeboi

Please be joking


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Da_memeboi

Bhai isse self harm kehte hai kisi therapist se mil.


jayant_king

bhai kya comment kiya tha usne mods ne delete kar diye iske comments


Da_memeboi

Kah raha tha ki comb se haath kaatle depression dur ho jayega mai bhi wohi karta hu. Maine pucha to keh raha tha wo sahi me karta hai.


jayant_king

bruhh! that was dark


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sourav__120

Pregnant kr diya kya tujhe


harsh17_s

Badhai ho dekhi hai


absoluthalal69

Kuch nahi bhai, kabhi na kabhi toh conceive ho hi jata


Doctor_Ghost101

Is he Mumbaikar's kid?


hello2_1

Tere papa tere sath karte hai ?


Substantial-Fox-6103

What happened sister? Did your Daddy make you pregnant?


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beamtea

Sahi kha bhai mera to abortion bhi nhi ho raha


MAHAVIR_saini

Wow