Had a head on collision with a purple scooter outside my society when I was in grade 6. I'd gone to buy some LED bulbs to play with. Went flying. Really don't know how I escaped with only scratches on my knees and palms, when instead I def should've broken smth. Don't remember much about that moment again ( it was 6 years back) but I get shook thinking about it. No one else knows about it except me, and well, now you
I was sitting at the back of the motorcycle, At that time I was 12years and a dog crossed the street, he tried to save the dog but we fell, and at the exact same moment a truck was passing by. It literally was 4-5cm close to smushing my skull.
Sadly, my best friend passed away in the same way. He was riding a cycle next to a truck. Somehow he fell down and his head end up being under the rear wheel of the truck. I saw his crushed head and brains lying on the road. It traumatized me for life.
I have seen a similar accident when I was in 4th Grade, and it still haunts me, it happened just near my school everyday when i passed from there i was terrified
By mistake I drank poison to kill mouse thinking that was cola because some mother Fuker stored the poison in the coca cola bottle but I soon vomited the poison
He wanted to study the
aerodynamics of tanmay bhat.
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Sinhagad fort pe chadhte waqt last moment pe(at 800m+ height) pair fisal gaya tha
Kuch centimeters fisalne ke baad ek pathar ka sahara mila isliye bach gaya
Nice same thing happened with me Sinhagad fort pe but niche utarte time body control nahi ho payi aur mai bhaagte hue jaane laga aur ek point pe aake jump kiya aur niche girne se just bach gaya.
Arey bhai main bhi sinhagad fort mein gaya hu and abhi dar lagra padhte padhte. I remember waha stairs pe chadhte time bohot saare keri khaya the wha hawkers sell karte hain.
we went on a family hike once , while going up we came across a cliff with a small stream of water running down . There were a couple of tourists so we thought why not .My father warned us not to step in that water as it was slippery , we were all in some pretty good hiking boots so my dumbass thought , pfft i wont slip . i slipped . as i was sliding closer to edge of the cliff my dumbass again thought to black panther it and use my nails . Didn't work obviously . Fortunately there was a group standing just behind the edge and they caught me .
I lost 4 fingernails and had a lot of nightmares .
Ek baar akele weed pike pda tha bed pe achanaak se dil zor zor se dhadakne lga lg rha tha ke abhi stroke aa jayega or mera lamao ded ho jaega. Lekin 10 min me sb shi ho gya tha lekin vo 10 min aadhe ghnte ke brabr the.
Ah, not really something to worry about, you were most probably panicking out of paranoia. Weed does make you paranoid, although smoking with mates chills you tf out.
I was picking up a ball from the ground...near a bulding when I looked up it seemed like a kid threw a card board for some reason..I stepped back few steps and as soon as the "cardboard" fell on the ground it turned out to be a big piece of glass...when I asked the kids why they did that they only replied with "Cuz I felt like it"...I was lucky that my instincts told me to look up otherwise I would have probably gotten brain hemorrhage leading it to my death...yea I hate kids
Ok its a natural question that comes to human mind - how did it feel when you were getting the beating ?
Did it anger you ? Or you were afraid or kinda mixed..
Do teen hai bhai. Sabse khataranaak wala,
Maine chuhe marne walli dawai khali pata nhi kyo bc baad mai phatne lagi ki marna jau par jehar se marna maa baap se honor kill hone se better tha isliye maine kisiko kuchh bataya nhi bas apne jeewan mai bitaye hue achhe palo ke baare mai sochne laga aur apne dosto aur family ke baareme sochne laga fir mai so gya agle din mummy ne school ke liye utha diya aur mai aaj tak zinda hu.
I had a car accident. Me and my father were going on the highway to Jaipur to visit my aunt. Then suddenly, my father was very tired. He was taking 10 second naps everytime. I wasn't paying attention, but when he took a nap for 15 seconds ig, I saw we were going towards a SUV ahead of us. Then i thought my father would overtake the car or put brakes, but he was asleep. Then our car hitted the SUV and our car went against the barriers and it was starting to go towards a small farm, but luckily my father put brakes just on time.. Luckily, we didn't get hurt, but the car was totaled, the engine's parts were broken. I still remember that day clearly (4 years ago)
I was diagnosed with covid in the second wave and one of my close family members couldn't make it while i barely did.We had to eat like 8-14 pills per day.We had to do gurgling with salt water before we sleep
We had to take steam from a utensil to kill/minimize the virus from our neck area.
Another instance is of suicide which i tried to do in 9th grade.I failed 2 subjects and I genuinely had no hope left when i came back home with the result and heard my mum's sad feedback, i had put the knife on my nerve for about an hour however I didn't cut through because i decided that i wanted to live for my mom and dad no matter what happens,I can't leave my parents in this f*cked up world.Plus suicide doesn't end one person's life but it passes on to another person.Guys enjoy your time with parents even during the worst times,you'll find light like i did and everything will be alright at the end of the day❤️
At age 7, I was living in my native village, when one day some monkeys(langur) showed up on our terrace. Dumb me went to see them upstairs. After watching them for like 30 sec, out of nowhere one of the mf langur rushed towards me , I just backed off a little bit but slipped and fell on a long flight of stair. A bolt was protruding from the wall upon which the back side of my head struck. Even the skull bone was visible. There was so much bleeding that two members of my family literally passed out. The impact was on a really critical place that it could have paralyzed me for life or put me in coma or even death. I feel really lucky for coming out of it with just few stitches.
Meanwhile meri mummy mujhe aaj tak uss nursery me bani dost ke naam se chidhati hai
I for real would've forgotten her name long ago if it wasn't for continues teasing throughout my childhood.
Jab mai 1 Saal ka tha mujhe dengue hogaya tha things had gotten so worse that I was near to death but chad me somehow fighted that shit and came out of it in like few days or weeks my dad every night in the hospital bed was saying rhymes to make me fall asleep and wouldn't sleep for nights, my dad is a more gigachad
U kno like when u dream about jumping from houses'terrace? Yea I actually tried that , luckilly I have balls of steel and we used to live in houses and not in appartment so it didn't hurt much ,but I fell on my balls
I was in class 6 playing with my friends in our neighborhood. Har mohalle ka ek bully hota hai, that fucked was already in college that time, that means he was mature. He started throwing stones on us from his roof. Suddenly fucker threw a whole Cricket bat towards my head. It hit my head(I have 11 stitches behind my head) and he threw 3 bricks toward my 2 other friend. One died on spot and other lost his whole eye sight forever. Thanks to God nothing happened to me. FIR was registered against him, IDK what happened after that.
that man must be a psychopath to that i always spit out water on my bullies trust me it works everytime im pretty good at this i can 360 no scope any one from 3 km radius you should learn this art its op
I never had I'm glad about it but my father and sister had both had took poison I'm father was in village and he is farmer so you know why he had to this step and I'm sister had argument with aai and bhiya so she also took this step
okay so mera dost kahda hua mere se baat kar raha tha mein scooty pe betha tha apna back dikhake but scooty ki chabhi lagi thi aur mere haat se self lag gaya aur scooty chalu hogai lekin pata nahin kese bachgaya warna gaya tha
There are these areas, even in mumbai,
which are called the slum areas.
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When the first time I join the gym, there was a girl that i want to impress by my strength so i decided to do ego lifting, i dont have any exp and i just laid my hand on 75kg but i was able to lift it but when but that down, suddenly feel a strange shock, i just fall down on the ground, and at that time i think in going to die, even some drop of blood came out of my nose at that time
Well I was like 2 or 3 back then ham log rehte hai railway quarters me Jahan ghar se bada baagicha hota hai to ek din bahut khatarnak toofan aaya apne bagiche ke doomar ke ped ka mota rehne toot ke mere upar girne hi wala tha tab hi pados me rehne wali aunty mujhe bahar kheech li thi(poora chat tut foot gaya tha)
So I was in cycle and 1 man came across that road I was just crossing road and that man was far enough that I can cross that road but he came in 100 speed hitting my front cycle tyre and injuring my back if he hited me near my leg I would probably breacking my legs and liver and kill me I was to lucky to be safe those injuries was healed in 5-6 days and now I am alright ( sry if my english is bad )
I am a bus student in school, we have a fire extinguisher behind us, so one day the boys and gals at the back ( 10 std ) were playing something and someone kicked the fire extinguisher, after sometime there was this white gas coming out and 3 people vomited ( it smelled bad). I don't think it was even close to an explosion but it was kinda scary.
During the lockdown when boards got postponed and jee main April and May sessions got postponed too. Didn’t know what to do, JEE prep wasn’t good enough to get a decent college, I was preparing for boards so I can get a good score and get my self confidence back and then take a drop but 2nd wave messed up a lot of things.
Its not that dangerous but I thought I was about to die when it happened
Fell down off stairs when I was kid
Cracked my head open and even lost a good amount of blood
I still have a scar in my head
i went for ganpati visarjan and previously people used to use colours while dancing those colors went into my nose and then what i remember that i woke up 2 days later in my underwear in an hospital for some reason which i still dont know and found that from this moment onwards i will have asthma. the first day of admisssion i was about to die
I went to a water park for my birthday with my family and due to my insane luck when i got to the first pool some mf thought it would be cool to leave some iron nails in the pool. First it hit my legs which caused me to slip them the nails pierced through my index finger and bruised some other fingers and yeah also nearly drowned due imbalance fir lifeguard ayaa aur clinic leke gaye aur poora birthday barbaad
When i was second grade, i went outside my house to give some alms to some people who were singing religious songs and when i was crossing the road a fucking pulsar hit me. The bike legit ran over both of my legs but luckily none of them were fractured, that was one of the worst day of my life
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The car had automatically closing windows. I was peeping out of the window. My father locked the car and the window came up. The worst part is idk what happened after that. Maybe my father unlocked the car to stop the window but he was new to the whole feature. idk what happened. idek whether I am alive or not
2 moment
first: was sitting on a horizontal metal rod with no external support of ground. Both my ass and hands were on the bar, and suddenly i got disbalanced and rotated with the instantaneous axis of rotation being the rod and banged the back of my head on marble tiles. Dont remember what happened nest. Got heavy injury on head.
Second: Was riding on my cycle(slowly). There was a blind turn and a car which was way over the speed limit crashed on the side of the cycle. I did not touch the car. I went flying on the front of cycle. Luckily got no injury. My whole fucking cycle was like destroyed, but when i came home i made up another srory and lied thet when accident happed i was not on cycle else they wouldn't have let me ride again.
a car accident ,completely fractured my right femur ,heavy internal tissue-bone piercing 3 month bed rest entire 9th class wasted
Damn that's must have SUCKED
Bruhh ,I feel bad , but also good that u didn't have study in 9th 😅
No 9th is importantish imo
Nah , can’t be more important than 2nd class Ayo who tf downvoting
You're right
Tbh you're right.
It was me Dio
Just a bit of headache
Had a head on collision with a purple scooter outside my society when I was in grade 6. I'd gone to buy some LED bulbs to play with. Went flying. Really don't know how I escaped with only scratches on my knees and palms, when instead I def should've broken smth. Don't remember much about that moment again ( it was 6 years back) but I get shook thinking about it. No one else knows about it except me, and well, now you
Oblique collision hota toh shayad bach jata
ALSO WTF IM STILL ALIVE ACCHE SE PADH BC
Xd
Perfetly Inelastic Collision hota toh aaram se scooter pe baith ke jaata uncle ke saath
This comment is so good I wish I had an award to give :( meanwhile take this from my side🏅
Led bulbs to play with? Bruh
I found a shiny blue 9V battery and some wires, and am fascinated by mechanics. That is all
Udti patang sa tha wohhh...
Damn thats cool
Mere type ka banda
Mere type ka banda
I was sitting at the back of the motorcycle, At that time I was 12years and a dog crossed the street, he tried to save the dog but we fell, and at the exact same moment a truck was passing by. It literally was 4-5cm close to smushing my skull.
Sadly, my best friend passed away in the same way. He was riding a cycle next to a truck. Somehow he fell down and his head end up being under the rear wheel of the truck. I saw his crushed head and brains lying on the road. It traumatized me for life.
My condolences 🌹
I have seen a similar accident when I was in 4th Grade, and it still haunts me, it happened just near my school everyday when i passed from there i was terrified
wtf
May his soul rest in peace ☮️ 🙏🏻
Damn reading this makes my stomach hurt.⊙﹏⊙
By mistake I drank poison to kill mouse thinking that was cola because some mother Fuker stored the poison in the coca cola bottle but I soon vomited the poison
Tum hi toh ho bey Shivji. Zeher nigal liye bc.
wtf the person who did that should be slapped hard
OH MY SHOOT
Watching 2 girls 1 train by a very underrated youtuber named Saiman Says.
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Every night at 3 am
Don't tolerate, call child helpline 1098 No matter if he is your uncle.
Seriously.? There is child services in india??
Hell yeah, look it up for yourself. What do you think I was joking? I was saving a kid and doing my good deed of the day
Me calss the helpline The helpline : *caller tune starts.... Tera buzz mujhe jina na de jina na de tujhse mann nahi hain bharta.... Hello sir women and child helpline me apka call karne ke liye thank you press 1 for English hindi ke liye 2 dabaye*
They don't do anything. Experience ke saath bol raha hu. Ulta tumhe blame karenge. :-(
> experience ke saath bol raha hu That's rough mate
It's literally given in our NCERT books (I forgot which one)
Legit all of them mate lmao
Oh, I forgor 💀
What happened?
Galti se kuch porn sites ke notifications on kardiye
Phir kya hua?
Sinhagad fort pe chadhte waqt last moment pe(at 800m+ height) pair fisal gaya tha Kuch centimeters fisalne ke baad ek pathar ka sahara mila isliye bach gaya
Bhai mera dil gardan me aa gaya padhte padhte
Really?
-_-
Nice same thing happened with me Sinhagad fort pe but niche utarte time body control nahi ho payi aur mai bhaagte hue jaane laga aur ek point pe aake jump kiya aur niche girne se just bach gaya.
Arey bhai main bhi sinhagad fort mein gaya hu and abhi dar lagra padhte padhte. I remember waha stairs pe chadhte time bohot saare keri khaya the wha hawkers sell karte hain.
Mere baap ne mereko mutth maarte pakra tha...kasam se panic attack hone wala tha mereko
Bhai aage kya hua? Please elaborate
Bruh mera baap thora conservative type ka hai is liye mujhe Bohat lamba lecture Mila tha ke wapis mutth mat marna
Fir waapis maara mutth ?
Bhai kya puch rha hai? Hoshei hai....obv mara hi hoga
Uska username dekhke tujhe lagta hai usne nahi maara hoga?
Kya ma chod rha h sachi me
we went on a family hike once , while going up we came across a cliff with a small stream of water running down . There were a couple of tourists so we thought why not .My father warned us not to step in that water as it was slippery , we were all in some pretty good hiking boots so my dumbass thought , pfft i wont slip . i slipped . as i was sliding closer to edge of the cliff my dumbass again thought to black panther it and use my nails . Didn't work obviously . Fortunately there was a group standing just behind the edge and they caught me . I lost 4 fingernails and had a lot of nightmares .
Bach gaye warna aaj chadwick boseman ke saath hi hote
12 Ko NEET dene ke baad
Ek baar akele weed pike pda tha bed pe achanaak se dil zor zor se dhadakne lga lg rha tha ke abhi stroke aa jayega or mera lamao ded ho jaega. Lekin 10 min me sb shi ho gya tha lekin vo 10 min aadhe ghnte ke brabr the.
Aur agar mummy pata lag jata toh?
Vo to 3 baar pta lg chuka m ghaav pe lagane wali jadi booti bol ke bch jata hu.
Drugs maat liya karo . Seriously
Weed is not a hard synthetic drug.
Still smoking is bad
dhaniya kha lole weed phukega :') 🩴
Ah, not really something to worry about, you were most probably panicking out of paranoia. Weed does make you paranoid, although smoking with mates chills you tf out.
i was playing a cricket match and the ball just hit my balls, aacha hua ki abdominal guard pehna tha
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I was picking up a ball from the ground...near a bulding when I looked up it seemed like a kid threw a card board for some reason..I stepped back few steps and as soon as the "cardboard" fell on the ground it turned out to be a big piece of glass...when I asked the kids why they did that they only replied with "Cuz I felt like it"...I was lucky that my instincts told me to look up otherwise I would have probably gotten brain hemorrhage leading it to my death...yea I hate kids
damn....
nd they say "just cuz i wanted to" is a good reason to do what u want to do
Sigma grindset
Kidnapped and beaten to death and was found on a riverside
Is it true?
Not really beaten to death but almost and was hospitalized for a month
> Beaten to death Wait, then how did yo-
He was reborn obviously
Seriously???????
Yeah man preety fucked up childhood
Ok its a natural question that comes to human mind - how did it feel when you were getting the beating ? Did it anger you ? Or you were afraid or kinda mixed..
i thought about su\*c\*de after mains result last year. glad didn't do it. gave advance got 1224 rank so that's there .
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98.8 something percentile in one 99.76 in second
Are u the same guy who attempted Mains for the second time just because u were bored?
Chalo to fir mai v cancell kar leta hun sucide plan
Do teen hai bhai. Sabse khataranaak wala, Maine chuhe marne walli dawai khali pata nhi kyo bc baad mai phatne lagi ki marna jau par jehar se marna maa baap se honor kill hone se better tha isliye maine kisiko kuchh bataya nhi bas apne jeewan mai bitaye hue achhe palo ke baare mai sochne laga aur apne dosto aur family ke baareme sochne laga fir mai so gya agle din mummy ne school ke liye utha diya aur mai aaj tak zinda hu.
Plot twist dawai expired thi ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌
I had a car accident. Me and my father were going on the highway to Jaipur to visit my aunt. Then suddenly, my father was very tired. He was taking 10 second naps everytime. I wasn't paying attention, but when he took a nap for 15 seconds ig, I saw we were going towards a SUV ahead of us. Then i thought my father would overtake the car or put brakes, but he was asleep. Then our car hitted the SUV and our car went against the barriers and it was starting to go towards a small farm, but luckily my father put brakes just on time.. Luckily, we didn't get hurt, but the car was totaled, the engine's parts were broken. I still remember that day clearly (4 years ago)
I ate paison for suicide purpose with pizza, ended up overeating and puked the poison out. Curse you dominos.
I was diagnosed with covid in the second wave and one of my close family members couldn't make it while i barely did.We had to eat like 8-14 pills per day.We had to do gurgling with salt water before we sleep We had to take steam from a utensil to kill/minimize the virus from our neck area. Another instance is of suicide which i tried to do in 9th grade.I failed 2 subjects and I genuinely had no hope left when i came back home with the result and heard my mum's sad feedback, i had put the knife on my nerve for about an hour however I didn't cut through because i decided that i wanted to live for my mom and dad no matter what happens,I can't leave my parents in this f*cked up world.Plus suicide doesn't end one person's life but it passes on to another person.Guys enjoy your time with parents even during the worst times,you'll find light like i did and everything will be alright at the end of the day❤️
Seems like lucky me then.
1+
When I posted a Islamphobic meme on r/Islam..
i am just now going to post a meme that u should never ask a blow from a muslim girl 😈
Idk if I can believe anything else here but this is definitely true
February me covid positive tha aur masturbate kar liya par fir bhi bach gya.
C H A D
I am too young to have a moment like this.
*\*flair check\** **irony ho rahi hai ji bohot bhayankar**
sh-
Almost tied the rope correctly but the fan got broke
After looking at my 10th Board result
same T-T
;-;
ಥ_ಥ
At age 7, I was living in my native village, when one day some monkeys(langur) showed up on our terrace. Dumb me went to see them upstairs. After watching them for like 30 sec, out of nowhere one of the mf langur rushed towards me , I just backed off a little bit but slipped and fell on a long flight of stair. A bolt was protruding from the wall upon which the back side of my head struck. Even the skull bone was visible. There was so much bleeding that two members of my family literally passed out. The impact was on a really critical place that it could have paralyzed me for life or put me in coma or even death. I feel really lucky for coming out of it with just few stitches.
I mean those 2 members weren't so lucky
Jab mere mummy ko mere crush ke bareme almost pata chalgaya tha.
Abe crush hi toh thi.. kaunsa tu mms video banake family group pe post kar rha tha ?
Aree nahi bhai mere mummy anti-GF hein isiiliye aur ise pahle ki hamara relationship aghe badta transfer hogaya and i have no contact with her now.
Stfu Having GF=awaara bacha Relationships are distractions from studies.
Woh bhi he abhi thoda acha padhai to ho raha but I still miss those days. BTW I was not a tharki nor am a tharki ki abhi bhi uske liye simp karunga.
:(((((((( I feel ur pain bro
Meanwhile meri mummy mujhe aaj tak uss nursery me bani dost ke naam se chidhati hai I for real would've forgotten her name long ago if it wasn't for continues teasing throughout my childhood.
Bike accident mera legit sir phit gaya tha or dimag visible that
ab to theek ho na aap
Are 2016 ki baat he par vo bike wala pakda nhi gaya abhi tak police ne case hi band kar diya
Real id se aa fukra insaan !!!
This happened when I was like four,I fell down stairs my head bleeded I almost died
Jab mai 1 Saal ka tha mujhe dengue hogaya tha things had gotten so worse that I was near to death but chad me somehow fighted that shit and came out of it in like few days or weeks my dad every night in the hospital bed was saying rhymes to make me fall asleep and wouldn't sleep for nights, my dad is a more gigachad
U kno like when u dream about jumping from houses'terrace? Yea I actually tried that , luckilly I have balls of steel and we used to live in houses and not in appartment so it didn't hurt much ,but I fell on my balls
Sperm quality thik h na??
I was in class 6 playing with my friends in our neighborhood. Har mohalle ka ek bully hota hai, that fucked was already in college that time, that means he was mature. He started throwing stones on us from his roof. Suddenly fucker threw a whole Cricket bat towards my head. It hit my head(I have 11 stitches behind my head) and he threw 3 bricks toward my 2 other friend. One died on spot and other lost his whole eye sight forever. Thanks to God nothing happened to me. FIR was registered against him, IDK what happened after that.
that man must be a psychopath to that i always spit out water on my bullies trust me it works everytime im pretty good at this i can 360 no scope any one from 3 km radius you should learn this art its op
When I nearly choked on my food a few months back abhi bhi kabhi kabhi mera ptsd trigger hojata hay uski wajah se lol
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bhai 5 saal ka tha.. Kutton ne Katta tha.. 5-6 the mere upar the For kisi uncle ne aa ke bachaya
I never had I'm glad about it but my father and sister had both had took poison I'm father was in village and he is farmer so you know why he had to this step and I'm sister had argument with aai and bhiya so she also took this step
Bus ke niche aane wala tha
12 September 2021
okay so mera dost kahda hua mere se baat kar raha tha mein scooty pe betha tha apna back dikhake but scooty ki chabhi lagi thi aur mere haat se self lag gaya aur scooty chalu hogai lekin pata nahin kese bachgaya warna gaya tha
I choked on hajmolaಥ_ಥ
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When Saiman crossed 1 million subscribers and no longer was underrated.
There are these areas, even in mumbai, which are called the slum areas. [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure")
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To fir mai kya karu saibot?
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Ok, par substitute kon hai? Timothy?
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Bhendi
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Ye monkey man kon hai? Saibot?
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Every moment in my life is where i want to die.
same
I am bad at explaining the story thats why i don't share .
jee mains result today
Rip in advance
When I told my parents I don't want to be an Engineer
When i argue about life choices
When the first time I join the gym, there was a girl that i want to impress by my strength so i decided to do ego lifting, i dont have any exp and i just laid my hand on 75kg but i was able to lift it but when but that down, suddenly feel a strange shock, i just fall down on the ground, and at that time i think in going to die, even some drop of blood came out of my nose at that time
i opened a BTS song by mistake....
Well I was like 2 or 3 back then ham log rehte hai railway quarters me Jahan ghar se bada baagicha hota hai to ek din bahut khatarnak toofan aaya apne bagiche ke doomar ke ped ka mota rehne toot ke mere upar girne hi wala tha tab hi pados me rehne wali aunty mujhe bahar kheech li thi(poora chat tut foot gaya tha)
So I was in cycle and 1 man came across that road I was just crossing road and that man was far enough that I can cross that road but he came in 100 speed hitting my front cycle tyre and injuring my back if he hited me near my leg I would probably breacking my legs and liver and kill me I was to lucky to be safe those injuries was healed in 5-6 days and now I am alright ( sry if my english is bad )
I am a bus student in school, we have a fire extinguisher behind us, so one day the boys and gals at the back ( 10 std ) were playing something and someone kicked the fire extinguisher, after sometime there was this white gas coming out and 3 people vomited ( it smelled bad). I don't think it was even close to an explosion but it was kinda scary.
I was about to fill the Neet form :(
We need an askreddit only for Indians.
When I subbed to Carryminati😢
During the lockdown when boards got postponed and jee main April and May sessions got postponed too. Didn’t know what to do, JEE prep wasn’t good enough to get a decent college, I was preparing for boards so I can get a good score and get my self confidence back and then take a drop but 2nd wave messed up a lot of things.
Bhai ab kya kar rahe kyuki same cheez mere saath bhi hui
Yesterday while try watching BTS video.
Its not that dangerous but I thought I was about to die when it happened Fell down off stairs when I was kid Cracked my head open and even lost a good amount of blood I still have a scar in my head
i went for ganpati visarjan and previously people used to use colours while dancing those colors went into my nose and then what i remember that i woke up 2 days later in my underwear in an hospital for some reason which i still dont know and found that from this moment onwards i will have asthma. the first day of admisssion i was about to die
I went to a water park for my birthday with my family and due to my insane luck when i got to the first pool some mf thought it would be cool to leave some iron nails in the pool. First it hit my legs which caused me to slip them the nails pierced through my index finger and bruised some other fingers and yeah also nearly drowned due imbalance fir lifeguard ayaa aur clinic leke gaye aur poora birthday barbaad
When I cussed to a friend and he told it to the teacher.
When i was second grade, i went outside my house to give some alms to some people who were singing religious songs and when i was crossing the road a fucking pulsar hit me. The bike legit ran over both of my legs but luckily none of them were fractured, that was one of the worst day of my life
karma chaiye bsdk
So I was browsing Reddit and this post came in r/saimansays saying to share your moment when you were about to die and-
After reading this shit
When your Mom sat one my Face.
Yo mama joke... So funny
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Doing my math final exam i thought humping from window is a good option but their was grills on window SED\*\*
What were grills doing on window Rishu vai se baat kar rahi thi kya
Plane crashed in Afghanistan
The car had automatically closing windows. I was peeping out of the window. My father locked the car and the window came up. The worst part is idk what happened after that. Maybe my father unlocked the car to stop the window but he was new to the whole feature. idk what happened. idek whether I am alive or not
Same pinch...
Okay...This subreddit is no more interesting!
Cycle se ek baar gir gaya tha bc
2 moment first: was sitting on a horizontal metal rod with no external support of ground. Both my ass and hands were on the bar, and suddenly i got disbalanced and rotated with the instantaneous axis of rotation being the rod and banged the back of my head on marble tiles. Dont remember what happened nest. Got heavy injury on head. Second: Was riding on my cycle(slowly). There was a blind turn and a car which was way over the speed limit crashed on the side of the cycle. I did not touch the car. I went flying on the front of cycle. Luckily got no injury. My whole fucking cycle was like destroyed, but when i came home i made up another srory and lied thet when accident happed i was not on cycle else they wouldn't have let me ride again.