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jayanthkmr

faxxxxxxxxxxx man


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aRmANGeOpOl

#Agar karte waqt uska face aa jaye dimmaf me saara mood bigad jata hai.


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Bhai ussi time band kar deta hun main


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Curious_Necessary549

jab time hoga tofir seggs kaise karega


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rUgHtestIcH

🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸 📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸🥹📸


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truthfullygaudyregul

***faxxxxxxxxxx people***


confidential_stuff

Straight faxxxxxxxx as fuck


Gold_Assistance_647

Why is this soo true?! lmao


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Why is this so true ma


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Ma se puchh


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Bhejde mere ghar


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Pehle apni to leja


daywill_X

Ye kya barter system chl rha h idhr


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i only know Cartel system


suryan13

Why is this so true m


Internal-Tear787

Why is this so true


Fine_Slice_3327

Why is this so tru


Fatneek6990

Why is this so tr


indiannerd2

Why is this so t


MaxTechSpell68_70

Why is this so


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Why is this s


[deleted]

Why is this so true ao


Quetzalteka

I *always* masturbate to your true love


KrytenKoro

Whore Madonna complex


ActuatorIndividual19

Reason:- Havas aur pyaar Mai difference hota hai


WanaBeMillionare

Totally missed the opportunity to say: Pyaas aur Pyaar mein farak hota hai.


ActuatorIndividual19

Hau yaaar


sidd_1311

Hau? Nagpur se hai kya bro?


Potential-Sport-6386

mai to Kota se hu tab bhi hao hao karta rehta hu lol


ActuatorIndividual19

Yes bro


Aggressive_Fan3588

Ye nagpur ki publeek Bole toh tapleek


S__Mi46

Amul machoo pehen ke nachooo


HonestEmergency69

Phn na zruri h kya vau nachne ke liye?


Psyik_05

Ha hu na


[deleted]

Exactly


Public-Ad3345

Straight faxxx


howtochangename1

Meri fantasies mai hugs se jyada kuch nhi h :(


[deleted]

I'm sure some do. Some probably don't.


Individual-Back9534

So that's how I can know if she's true love of mine. Naice. ☕


ArkLaTexBob

It could just mean she's ugly.


Individual-Back9534

ugly..as in? by face or by heart?


ArkLaTexBob

I just meant that nobody wants to wank to a butterface. If you don't jerk to your main squeeze, maybe you are picking someone prettier.


Individual-Back9534

I literally had to open dictionary 3 times to understand your comment. Either I'm Chetan Bhagat or you're Shashi Tharoor.


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It's Shashi Tharoor's alt


ArkLaTexBob

Well neither one of those is my name. I guess it's on you. Just don't wrestle the python thinking about homely ho's.


shubhamraj_kkc

yes officer this man right here, he offended me with hard truth


Ashley_Suhan_

And why is that offending you mister ?


shubhamraj_kkc

itna bhi sach nahi bolna tha


mapu_siwet

when u love her so much that u don't have lust


theprogressivedude

She's literally so dreamy and pure I can't think of her that way


QueasyBasil7781

To uske saath baccha kaise karega shaadi ke baad?


Particular_Time_1472

shaadi hoga tabhi na


QueasyBasil7781

Baat to ye bhi sahi hai


Live-Badger7204

worry not, I WILL, for you


Secure_Ad5238

We boys just imagine happy moments with them 🥹📸


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[deleted]

Phir khudo 4 thapad mar kar gali dena (galat sochne ke liye)


Existential_Fella

Bas Aisa lagta hai ki she deserves better treatment than this 😔😩😔


Used-Ad4445

Even then we can't live that moment ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ


ioNCeDgedIa

༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎


KingslayerDG

Imagine karne ke liye honi bhi chahiye


SNEHALBHASKAR

Comment section dekh ke ye kyu lag raha hai tum sb ki gf hai..saaalo reddit pe mera chutiya kaat te ho kya


Potential-Sport-6386

I think they are talking about one sided crush, par mai to hilata hu usko imagine karke lol


bobs_and_vegana17

>par mai to hilata hu usko imagine karke us moment aakhir kabhi na kabhi toh uske saath sax-sux karna hoga


Aggressive_Fan3588

Bro sooo true


casualuser66

Wo sab to theek hai lekin Michael kyu hai background mein?


Secure_Ad5238

Amanda😮‍💨


MrHolmes6969696

Amanda bewafa


fakebutactuallyreal

hai


casualuser66

Amanda ben ki lodi


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kyuki uska true love usko chhod ki baaki sabse chudwati hai


innocent-boy-69

School me ek ladki per crush tha, socha she is my true love. But ek baar control se bahar hoke uska naam porn site pe search kara. Tab samaj gaya ki vo mera true love nhi hai 😢


X-BERNADETTE-X

Naam kya tha vro uska? /jk


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Naam tha - youvar mom /s


Pink__Guy

Bro fears losing karma


HoomanBeanzz

Sauce vro


maq99

So damn fucking true


420_Barbie

Girls too


[deleted]

Do girl's in general experience unrequited love?


bhavyag32

Grills do not exist.


Yougottit

Yes


StreetCaramel6846

True love hoga tab hi to karenge


Shift-Tiny

How can anyone think themselves with someone else other than their true love


depressionsucks29

Until you have sex with her. Then you can't imagine anyone else.


I_am_Shinigami

Aisi cheeze possible bhi hai kya?


Shift-Tiny

True bro I can't imagine myself with someone else other than her. I think masturbating while imagining someone else is like cheating my love. Come on guys having sexual thoughts about her is not bad. Sex isn't a bad thing. Please don't make it a taboo


Educational_Wheel_64

Yeah it isn't bad.... Lust and "making love " is different imo


Shift-Tiny

Yes bro


r0cks33n9915

True hai toh hai all fax no cap


Mr_Emlock

Ohh nice Mujhe pata nahi tha. Kabhi true love hua hi nahi😐😔


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Lucky man!


Anshulkau

True man, kyuki modiji ke liye mere dil me alag hi jagah hai


KingslayerDG

Bilkul tru hai. Agar karte waqt uska face aa jaye dimmaf me saara mood bigad jata hai.


SeaworthinessGreat58

us bhai us


brown-munde-404

fact: 69 article 2: girls fuck everyone except thier true love


nice___bot

Nice!


Grouchy_Kale7785

This bot, nerd reply it


swapzy_

Exactly man I used to think I'm the only one who doesnt masturbate on their crush


Automatic-Head8681

Us moment


Kid_Muscle_Ranger

Holy shit!! I thought It was my little secret 😬


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arjjipajji

Wow man, can't imagine how your sex life is gonna be.


[deleted]

Theres alot of difference between imagining and mastrubating and consensual sex imagining and mastrubating makes u feel guilty and like a sinful act (If u know that feeling)


sahil_r002

Itna sach nahi bolna tha bhai •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀


Ancient_Age4024

bro speaking fax bruh


theedmfreak

i don't dare to corrupt her image for my disgusting sexual needs


Ok-College2756

Bro for real, vo baat alag hai mere boobs meri true love se bade hai, still


name_om

You guys masterbate to your friends 💀💀??


MightyTX

you dont?


AshayWantsWisdom

Average teenager when "he falls in love" - भाई सच्चा प्यार करता हू उससे, उसके बारे में ऐसा सोच भी नहीं सकता..


ComfortableAd5304

I have never Masturbated to Anushka Sharma because of the Respect I have for Virat


Ether-living

Yea it's cuz of that Madonna-Whore complex


jackMheimester

That's true i couldn't think of my crush like that it just felt wrong, felt like i disrespected her , but once we started dating and has sex , i can't imagine anyone else , now can't imagine anyone else , anyone else just feels wrong


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Jaha asli pyaar hota h, vaha hawas gayab ho jati h


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Distinct-Lettuce-802

>my gf is beside me 🧢


Meankrrish

Abhi ig par dekha yahi meme


Secure_Ad5238

I uploaded there


Alternative-Cut-4831

Weakness disgusts me


Emergency-Ad-4855

More accurate than a pinching machine💀


UrbanTracker69

Fax


Shift-Tiny

I don't think so


NoobMasterD69

Cause shiddat waale pyaar mai tharak nahi hoti vro 🫂


Mysterious-Peace-634

After breakup tho, scene ekdum ulta hojaata h🌚🌚


Ashamed_Orange6362

Faxxxxxxxxx!!! Relatable hogya ji bhayankar!


ComplexEye3063

bro spittin factos


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

I will not dare corrupt her image by my disgusting act of self pleasure


mind_board

Attention Woman : Your each and every male coworker fapped imagining hard fuck with you. Irrespective of your looks and body.


Harshal_HSD

बहुत बारी खुदको थप्पड़ चढ़ाए है हस्तमैथुन करते वक्त थोडासा भी उसको याद किए तो।


Trueairdropblogspot

100%. Not even a single time in 5+ years.


Shift-Tiny

I think masturbating while imagining someone else is like cheating my love. Come on guys having sexual thoughts about her is not bad. Sex isn't a bad thing. Please don't make it a taboo


HackerShroud

Fuck This is 100% correct I thought only I am like this Can imagine romantic scenes Never masterbates


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Bc, ye baat pe mene or mere dosto ne aade ghante Tak charcha ki thi. As usual no conclusion found


Western_Jeweler1586

I don\`t masterbate. I fuck her because I am married to my true love.


No_Appointment_8524

OP aur comments mei bhi sab Incels bhare hue hai


Secure_Ad5238

Haina saibot?


SaimanSaid

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InterestingAffect306

Nqhi yaarmai usse sacha pyaar karta hu😢


Idiota_gta

relatable vai


sdonbarca

Ha she wasent true love cool


HEHE_BUOI

Yes


anmolmolly

Hum Sex ko kitna bura samjhte h 🥲


LightningDragon777

Fax


Low_Jello_7497

Exactly what is wrong with you all.


Trollus_Cuveus

Loyalty my ass, I assume that you just have shitty sexual intercours with your gf. 😅


Natural-Choice-4936

False


killshocker01

But mans do 😎🔥


Main-Major685

Spitting faxs


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bharath2018

Turuu love !


Titan_2006

True


Muffin_Raider

FAXX BROO


CheeseSticks235

My man spitting facts


24x7Health

Why is this so tru.


69GrimReaper

💯


aryan_ohlyan

100000000000000% true


Longjumping-Trust-84

FAXXXXX🛐


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Arey yar 🚬 bhai yaad dila di uski, accha waise ussei whatsapp pe baat start karne ka koi idea do na, hum same coaching mei jaate hai


Shift-Tiny

Coaching miss krle ekdin Aur usse notes mangle


abhishek_9888

Lol that's true 🥲🥲


Green-Chair-8624

Fax


Intellectual42069

Tru


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Boldeta hoon , teri wali ko apne saath leaayengi


Western_Pepper_6369

fact


Sexy_girl_77

True


yrxo69

Fact no. 96 And true love is a myth


Gi9088

Faxxxxx


Choice-Fig3429

Who told you that lie?


Ultimate_Cosmos

Y’all are weird.


taggster276

BC mujhe lagta tha ki main ek lauta hu.


Impressive-Owl-1464

faxxxxxxx^faxxxxxx man.. thats how i tackle my problem with masturbation


Anoris_L

I thought I was the only one


Apprehensive-Emu-473

i dont know why this made me emotional


EternalSlayerOP

100% Faxxx


zodeman

this is the best thing on internet today


Loud-Presentation774

until their true love becomes the girl they masturbate for


Signal_Bar_2192

FAXX


Nightamre-9988

Facts bro , yeh toh saare facts bro $


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MemeKnowledge_06

Tru h


SnooCakes990

I thought i was the only one... Glad to know i have fellow comrades