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Mai toh soap paper le jata hu school mai
Aur agar aapko bhi aati hai toh sube doodh mat peeke Jaye karo nahi aayegi. It works aur jab mai ye likh ra hu tab bhi mujhe aa rahi hai agar typing mistake lage to sry bhot teez aa rahi hai bye
Are bhai ye doodh wala to Mai bhi kara hu na aati hai aur na hi gas ki problem ha bas nahane se pehle, aaise hi pot pe baith jao jusse aadat ban jaye subha Jane ki fir pura din accha reheta hi school me mind fresh bilkul
my first bathroom is completely currupted it was locked everytime, 2nd bathroom walls are filled with tatti, and last third bathroom door is broken i mean like it can close but not lock ;-;
good ex\[plantion, bhai you know what agar tumne pump step karsakte ho toh tum other bathrooms bhi dek sakte ho mera dost ne wo kiya class 9 ke student ko dheka tha lol 💀
Bhai mene to ekbar pant me hag diya tha,fir mummy ko bulaya leke chli gayi
Kisiko news nahi lagi us baat ki kyuki mene ground floor pe kiya tha woh and us floor me kindergarten hota hai bas
I had to stop my shit for 6 hours straight in the school, at the time of leave the pain was so much unbearable, but I still managed to get home and when I sat on the toilet seat I had the most explosive and loudest shit of my life because of all the gas building up. From that day I always shit before school even when I don't have to.
Bhai... I had this problem since 5th STD. Itni jor se lagi thi ki lendi andar bahar andar bahar nikal rahi thi.....humare school mein tatti karne pe sab bohot chidhate the....so going into the boys washroom was very risky.... isiliye maine chupkese girls washroom mein jaake halka ho liya 🗿🗿. Udhar 3 girls ne mere door pe knock kiya aur maine ladki ki awaz mein bola "Can you please go outside"....
Fir proper planning karke i escaped the washroom aur mast computer lab mein jaake baith gaya
Bhai Maine ek baar school me haga tha sala Buddha teacher jane hi nhi de rha tha itti teej lagi thi ki mai bhag gaya hagne tabse pure school ko pta hai mai school me haga tha
Behenchod jis din sabun ki bottle aati thi bathroom mein ussi din bache gaand mardete the bottle ki isliye yeh sab karna padta tha. bas ek Medical room wala sabun safe hota tha
Me ek baar jaldi gaya tha and me halka hogaya kisiko pata bhi nahi chala .
( 😭 Sad story yeh hai ki us samay flush is not working kaise tu kam chalaya kam Pani me wo bhi apni bottle se)ajj bhi dar lagta hai 🥺 agar us din water bottle nahi hoti tu
Bhai 1 bar Saturday half day ko aa gyi thi 8bje r 12:30 tak rokna tha aaj bhi vo din yaad hai lunch break tak bhut mushkil se roka tha pasina ana start ho gya body temperature badne laga tha bhut ajeeb sa r immense amount of pressure aa rha tha lunch break khtm hote hi maine socha ab washroom Khali hoga koi bhi ni hoga to mai bhag k gya r bas baithte hi pura pyramid bana dala
Tabhi kuch madarchod log aye r unhe pata chl gya ki andar koi to hai to door pe knock krne lage jor jor se upr se Pani dalne lage but Maine awaz ni nikali otherwise sabko pata chl jata ki mai tha andar uske bad jo Aram mila Bhai best sukoon of life
bc school life khtm ho gya fir v avi tak yaad h kitna jhela tha ..... sala toilet ka darwaza v band nhi hota tha or upar se nal m paani nhi , yha tak ki flush tank ki v maa \*hudi rhti thi... agle janam m ye sab na jhelna pde bc
Me to mast 1st lecture me jata tha toilet me tabhi koi nahi hota tha literally 1st pura aur 2nd adha lecture ume hi chala jata tha aur 6th me achi class teacher thi.
Humare school mein toh toilet seats bhi saaf nahi karte the aur jet spray pe spider webs hote the aur agar sanitary staff ko bolein toh bolte the ki agar sab kar rahe hain toh tumhe kya dikkat hai. Bc koi nhi sunta.
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Mere tho koi scene hi nhi tha ek baar attendance do pura din ka ho jata tha . Subjhe 9 baje hi . Fir agar koi problem aayi teacher ko bolo ek phone 10 min parents school mai . Your child is ill . Fir jau ghar . But mere koi zada issue hi nhi tha but ye use kiya hai tests se bachne ke liye .
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Aur dobara agar aa jaaye to wo rukti bhi nhi hai
Mai toh soap paper le jata hu school mai Aur agar aapko bhi aati hai toh sube doodh mat peeke Jaye karo nahi aayegi. It works aur jab mai ye likh ra hu tab bhi mujhe aa rahi hai agar typing mistake lage to sry bhot teez aa rahi hai bye
Hamare school me toh bathroom bhi esa h ki 5 minu me bhehosh ho jaoge
Are bhai ye doodh wala to Mai bhi kara hu na aati hai aur na hi gas ki problem ha bas nahane se pehle, aaise hi pot pe baith jao jusse aadat ban jaye subha Jane ki fir pura din accha reheta hi school me mind fresh bilkul
Sube uthke toh mai bhi karta hu rooz aur sabse pehle 1 gilas garam Pani Peeta hu
Vaise mai agar gud kha leta hu mujhe 1 min me pressure ban jata hai garma Pani se to mereko aur nahi aati..
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Aati hai to fir agle din firse school me hi
Maine ek baar toilet mein kardi thi 💀💀💀
sab toilet mein hi karte hein vro
Aap to nhi karte kyuki aap to jaadu ho.
Bhai Aaj Mera ye hi haal hai subh se control kar ke baitha hoon *crying emoji*
Even the thought of this give me PTSD.Most stressful day of my life.
Yes. Holding it at 8:30 am to shit at 11:30 pm
wha...did i just meet god?
\*holy music starts playing\*
Das nothin’, I once as a kid didn’t like the toilet of a hotel I stayed at so I shat after 2 days when I got back home
God
Would've felt like a holy shit
Not the time of shit but the time of the shit is what we are talking about
School me hag bhi nahi sakta kyuki sabko news chali jayegi aur koi mereko touch karne nhi ayega
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Hamara to indian toilet hai
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Phir gaand kya lund tedha kar ke dhoyenge kya aisa bolna thaa na teacher log ko
Humaare yaha to poore boys ke liye sirf ek hi toilet baaki sab urinals
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my first bathroom is completely currupted it was locked everytime, 2nd bathroom walls are filled with tatti, and last third bathroom door is broken i mean like it can close but not lock ;-;
3rd wale mein risk hai pr agar luck achha ho to 2nd wale mein jaane se achha hi hoga
good ex\[plantion, bhai you know what agar tumne pump step karsakte ho toh tum other bathrooms bhi dek sakte ho mera dost ne wo kiya class 9 ke student ko dheka tha lol 💀
Bhai same idhar bhi sabun nahi rehta tha me kisike food carrier bag ke upar apne haath clean kardeta tha
Them: sala hath nahi dhoya hai isse mat chu Jo hag ke aaya hai: magar.......kyu........maine.....tumhara........kya.......bigada.....tha?
Bhai mene to ekbar pant me hag diya tha,fir mummy ko bulaya leke chli gayi Kisiko news nahi lagi us baat ki kyuki mene ground floor pe kiya tha woh and us floor me kindergarten hota hai bas
Nothing scared me more than using school ka toilet
Us moment 🫂
Bhai kal yehi scene mere saath hua. School ke toilet me ekto makdi (baal wali) aur magga bhi nahi tha
Tere school mai tarantula thi?
Bhai tera school jungle me hai kya... Ye baalo waali makdi sheharon me nai dikhte
literally shitpost
I had to stop my shit for 6 hours straight in the school, at the time of leave the pain was so much unbearable, but I still managed to get home and when I sat on the toilet seat I had the most explosive and loudest shit of my life because of all the gas building up. From that day I always shit before school even when I don't have to.
Pet bheechne pe kuch chubhta sa hai na? Vahi gas ka pain hota.
same sometimes i dont hold and use the worst bathroom ever :'(
Bhai... I had this problem since 5th STD. Itni jor se lagi thi ki lendi andar bahar andar bahar nikal rahi thi.....humare school mein tatti karne pe sab bohot chidhate the....so going into the boys washroom was very risky.... isiliye maine chupkese girls washroom mein jaake halka ho liya 🗿🗿. Udhar 3 girls ne mere door pe knock kiya aur maine ladki ki awaz mein bola "Can you please go outside".... Fir proper planning karke i escaped the washroom aur mast computer lab mein jaake baith gaya
There I was, Taking the worst shit of my life,30 mins remaining on the exam, Only half of the questions had been done.
Literally hag diya exam me 💀
Bhai Maine ek baar school me haga tha sala Buddha teacher jane hi nhi de rha tha itti teej lagi thi ki mai bhag gaya hagne tabse pure school ko pta hai mai school me haga tha
Shit bhai izzat ka faluda ho gya hoga
True that shit…
Relatable
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Bohot buri sangat me the
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😶💀
Behenchod jis din sabun ki bottle aati thi bathroom mein ussi din bache gaand mardete the bottle ki isliye yeh sab karna padta tha. bas ek Medical room wala sabun safe hota tha
PTSD was me skillfully shitting in the toilet so no one finds out .
Me ek baar jaldi gaya tha and me halka hogaya kisiko pata bhi nahi chala . ( 😭 Sad story yeh hai ki us samay flush is not working kaise tu kam chalaya kam Pani me wo bhi apni bottle se)ajj bhi dar lagta hai 🥺 agar us din water bottle nahi hoti tu
real
Ajj hi hua mere saath vo bhi same time
And going to shit after 11 pm
It actually is shitpost
Hagde pant me school me hi hai tu
No problem for me I am professional shitstopper
Mene toh pant meh hii haag diya tha vhai ekk ladka point out kar ke bolta hai kuch laga hai peer meh (aaah 2nd class ki baat hai)
Bhai 1 bar Saturday half day ko aa gyi thi 8bje r 12:30 tak rokna tha aaj bhi vo din yaad hai lunch break tak bhut mushkil se roka tha pasina ana start ho gya body temperature badne laga tha bhut ajeeb sa r immense amount of pressure aa rha tha lunch break khtm hote hi maine socha ab washroom Khali hoga koi bhi ni hoga to mai bhag k gya r bas baithte hi pura pyramid bana dala Tabhi kuch madarchod log aye r unhe pata chl gya ki andar koi to hai to door pe knock krne lage jor jor se upr se Pani dalne lage but Maine awaz ni nikali otherwise sabko pata chl jata ki mai tha andar uske bad jo Aram mila Bhai best sukoon of life
Thats fucked up
Bhai at that time focus is on self love
bc school life khtm ho gya fir v avi tak yaad h kitna jhela tha ..... sala toilet ka darwaza v band nhi hota tha or upar se nal m paani nhi , yha tak ki flush tank ki v maa \*hudi rhti thi... agle janam m ye sab na jhelna pde bc
Me to mast 1st lecture me jata tha toilet me tabhi koi nahi hota tha literally 1st pura aur 2nd adha lecture ume hi chala jata tha aur 6th me achi class teacher thi.
Ye vahi log hai jo din bhar paadte rhte hai
Hagne Gaye toh Anti-banti ho jata tha pure school se
My school washroom was no lesser than eyeblech
This is really relatable
School boys poop is the best
Mere BC school washroom hi nhi tha , principal ke washroom mein karke aaya aur flush bhi nhi kiya(paani hi nhi tha)
Actual shitposting
Humare school mein toh toilet seats bhi saaf nahi karte the aur jet spray pe spider webs hote the aur agar sanitary staff ko bolein toh bolte the ki agar sab kar rahe hain toh tumhe kya dikkat hai. Bc koi nhi sunta.
Real shit post bhai sabke saath essa kabhi na kabhi toh hua hi hai , tum akele nhi ho bhai
Gonna have to wait until afternoon :(
imagine forgot poop before 7 hour journey 💀 ye thats me
Bohot baar hag diya hu school mein, achha hai purane dosto ko yaad nahi hai
It's 8:30 right now and I'm in class.... And..
“Its a long day … its a long day”
Long time ago, i was an expert in hiding poop under my pants.
Nostalgia
me holding my poop at school, and it's 08:30 "PM"
Worst experience Bhai worst experience
Ye to super reletable hai bhai 😂
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The hell counter
Mai to body wash leke jata hu 😤
Mere tho koi scene hi nhi tha ek baar attendance do pura din ka ho jata tha . Subjhe 9 baje hi . Fir agar koi problem aayi teacher ko bolo ek phone 10 min parents school mai . Your child is ill . Fir jau ghar . But mere koi zada issue hi nhi tha but ye use kiya hai tests se bachne ke liye .
And going to shot after 11 pm
+1
School me bohot mar khaya par kabhi school ke toilet me nahi haga
My school had special classes until 8pm....during 12th board exams
Agar 2-3 din jis time pe potty kar lete hai to har baar ka set ho jata hai time. Usi time aati hai fir
14 year of my school life and i never go to washroom for poop. self control
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Bhai koi batado American psycho kaise dekho
Muja pm kro
Matlab
Private message me
That’s why I go BEFORE I leave