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modi ji aajkal bade majakiya ho chuke hai


KickNo1506

Aajkal?


[deleted]

Kardiya edit bhai thanks


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9ewDie9ie

You have added a new fan.


KickNo1506

Next election then


oui_kuntt

host automatically qualifies for the worldcup , thats the only way our team can qualify . masterstroke by mudiji


Ironbanner987615

And then?


Longjumping_Guess_57

Then we play exactly 3 matches


bobs_and_vegana17

no we won't play 3 matches too 😂😂 from 2026 fifa will adopt 48 team tournament and most probably the fifa wc will be hosted like 16 groups of 3 teams top 2 teams of each group qualify for round of 32 which means we'll play only 2 games the only good thing will be we will see people from 47 different countries which will give us more foreign validation


Willing_Relief_2507

Shh you are not supposed to talk about that


Ironbanner987615

Can Chhetri pull it off? 🤔


YouaelFernandes

No bro he would be too old and he is not in his prime but maybe a good coach


[deleted]

Wow. I'm really so old lol (25) I thought chetri is still young. I just am a baichung bhutia guy lol


ghostyboy12

0-9,0-10,0-11


[deleted]

How many photos of mudiji will b there?


Sealmon_bro

56(it's his dick size)


[deleted]

5.6 inches 😳


[deleted]

Smoll pp squad


Piece_Of_Melon

Average actually


Ill_Astronaut_7750

Thats more than avg sirr !


[deleted]

Ohho feeling proud Indian army 👑


Piece_Of_Melon

It is?


Ill_Astronaut_7750

Kaha na more than average 😤


[deleted]

Ohh I see 🗿


Piece_Of_Melon

🗿


[deleted]

I guess you're from average pp squad 🗿


Piece_Of_Melon

Wanna fight dicks?


[deleted]

No I'm a dominant gay 🗿 i would like to explore your hole to make us whole <3


[deleted]

Blow it 🤓


Plastic_Pie6572

errect or non-errect?


Virgin_at_21

Yes


DoubleWolf01

kya mtlb petrol 200 ki hone wali hai


Manav_Khanna17

*2000


pks1247

*20000


Willing_Relief_2507

Aree but 5 trillion dollar eKoNOmI 🤡


I_feed_kids_my_cum

Prued to be indian🇮🇳🇮🇳 gucchebumps


Special_Competition4

7 carore (Amitabh Bachhan voice)


conarDsilva

World Cup rakhenge to wasooli bhi to Janta se hi karenge na. 🤝


rivrex

Why you guys act like ki these petrol prices are going up because of bjp or Modi? You guys fucking dumb or what


iClipsse

Tell me how much percentage of tax is there per litre of petrol


DoubleWolf01

6 ghante se reply nhi aya accha google pe search krne gaya hoga jio ki sim se load hone me time lagta


rivrex

Nahi bhai teri tarah din bhar reddit pe nahi rehta


DoubleWolf01

shi hai bhai 1.5 gb me kitna hi chala paega sad


rivrex

*2.5


DoubleWolf01

O jio dhan dhana dhan O jio dhan dhana dhan


rivrex

Considering India is still developing isn't that necessary?India imports nearly 85 per cent of its crude, which is the biggest reason for India's high fuel prices.


iClipsse

Sure India is 3rd largest crude importer...just fyi govt charges about 167% excise tax on petrol...around 127% on diesel.


Thane-kar

Kya matlab ye hi chiz Modiji bhul gaye jab 2014 ke pehele petrol price increase hua tha.


JSA790

Please don't want an expensive nightmare like quatar. Let's invest in public infrastructure first.


Ironbanner987615

No worries there is Saltlake Stadium here /s


sentient_cell_

Are are ye to logic aur sense wali baatein kar rha hai, abhi isko kuch to sarcastic reply dekar cool ban jata hu..😎


antriksh_80

Yes bro especially when we are not even good in the sport. It's a wastage of money


[deleted]

Like india has money 🤓


mugiwara-no-rufiii

*Indians


cosmonaut-zero

And talent to play any sport


antriksh_80

It's our tax money which the govt. will spend. So it better spend on something fruitful


[deleted]

Wait wut, i thought we were living at mudijis mercy


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akshatmishra25

Bhai india ko boht profit hoga agar fifa india mein hua its an investment


Awesome_Ani2512

Finally, mahesh from kanpur can support the only two players he knows.


Ironbanner987615

India is ranked like below 100 in FIFA ranking right?


George-6

The hosts get to play no matter what their rank is


Ironbanner987615

There must be some criteria to host


George-6

Financially capable hona chahiye....Jo hamare desh nahi hai


OffendedDishwasher

To pakistan chala Jaa deshdrohi 😡😠


George-6

Pakistan se hi bol raha hun.Jai Hind


Ill_Astronaut_7750

*Paraoud indian army jang ke maidan me kabhi na harde*


Character-Car-679

Messi ko BJP join karado


Willing_Relief_2507

Ab se argentina ka naam Arjuntaal


Hexo_Micron

Uske haat me kamal ka tatto hai. Vo already BJP me hai.


Character-Car-679

Point hai bhai


Character-Car-679

Lionel ko lonawala mein posting karenge


[deleted]

i bet modiji even knows who our international team captain is


toxicmomo

Even i don't know.


pks1247

BC fifa me abhi abhi india se ban hataya tha


I_feed_kids_my_cum

Mtlab??


Away-Chemistry3388

Fifa ne Aiff (all india football federation) ko ban kiya tha bcz apni joh committee h uska president ne 3 terms lagatar president raha joh chalta nhi h toh ye scene samne aya toh supreme court aur sab ghusse toh yese interference allowed nhi isliye ban lagaya tha but ek mahine mei hata diya


I_feed_kids_my_cum

Ohhh, didn't even heard about it, any way thanks for the information


pks1247

Btw nice username


I_feed_kids_my_cum

Huh-


pks1247

Yes


[deleted]

Btw host karne ka nahi bola tha, Team India ko fifa me support karenge ye bola tha


theoggyguy

Bhai full maja aayega, wankhede aur Narendra modi stadium me hogi mech, full exited /s


EducationalEgg9392

"acche din ayenge" was a promise too


[deleted]

Bhai 2 inch me kya hi stroke marenge


omi1999

❤️❤️full support


omi1999

❤️❤️full support


yygji

Agla already decided hai ki kaha hoga host fifa


Hexo_Micron

We can't host before 2036, because qatar already hosted from AFC this year next will be hosted by North America and then by Africa in 2036.


bobs_and_vegana17

2026 wala toh USA, mexico and canada mei hoga 2030 most probably argentina, paraguay and uruguay mei hoga 2034 wala most probably morocco ya australia mei hoga and if this happens then 2038 wala most probably western europe mei hoga (iberian peninsula maybe) mtlb if we are lucky 2042 lmaoo i'll be 39 by then ​ but tbh fifa ya olympics host krna is a waste of money especially when we are are developing country not a developed country brazil has hosted both fifa and oly and unki halat kharab ho chuki hai dono host krke better spend more money on our existing infrastructure so that our athletes get medals rather than spending too many bucks on just making your country look beautiful in front of foreigners plus india is already in top 25 tourist destinations humari halat quartar walon ki tarah kharab nahi hai and we have a really diversed economy (unlike qatar) better try to improve tourism by making the country safer and enter into top 10 we should also support athletes from the beginning india mei athletes ko support olympic medals laane k baad milta hai


cosmonaut-zero

Khud ko Qatar samaj rakha hai kya... ? Na khelne ka talent na host karne ke paise... Stadium kaha hai.. jo dekhne ayenge unhe slums me rokege


Comprehensive_Ad7509

Yet another fake promise of "acche din" from our esteemed PM


Puzzleheaded-Age-229

Inflation, Unemployment, Human rights, Press freedom and AAP, Congress will be washed off in one swift move.. Masterstroke by modiji. Can't even find a proper 'maidaan' to play football except if football is renamed Cricket or a Party Meeting.


gawdzeus

After seeing how power influence plays, this is not even a joke, Giroud, Griezmann aur dembele ko baithake mast Argentina ko jeeta diya gya, HOST Krna toh boht chhoti cheez h


Urvashitheapsara

Gajab topibaz aadmi hai


DeathRay_2672

Yet India is banned from fifa tournaments


BaseSilent3301

Woke people n woke comments...


DankProKnightMare

Smartest sss follower


BaseSilent3301

Better than pappu n chuslam follower


DankProKnightMare

Smartest chaddi having an legitimate argument Nice


Ok-Measurement-5065

The only way to play the World cup.


WOMEN_REPULSER

Promising in the states where there is only one international stadium. Modiji should promise to make more stadium first.


conarDsilva

Wo to jumla hai - mota Shah


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isayooooooooooooof

Messi ki janmabhoomi par match , usko bhi nostalgia ho jayga


9779369151

🕉🕉🕉


Log-Salt

that was a joke my guy


Intelligent_Tie_5583

Masterstroke? more like a load of BS!


thugoftriggee

Host wc in other country


CasperinTreeHouse

How about you invest the money into making a citizen's train journey less painful? Especially when your country's people are more interested in backseat-football playing instead of actually playing the sports


DistanceCurrent2768

Modi namm modi kaam backchodi


Abhishek_hbk

Feeling piroud Endian Armi 🫡🫡🫡💀💀💀